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8:00 PM
@HelkaHomba do you still have access to the computer you did it on?
 
@zyabin101 hu what pic?
 
also, if Andy is close enough, you could just start using it
 
@HelkaHomba I've been subbed for a while
 
Well if you only need that "Helka Homba" you could just vectorize it
 
8:02 PM
@flawr Profile picture.
 
@zyabin101 what's up with that?
 
I doesn't see the lizard in your profile picture, only an identicon.
 
I just have the dope blindworm ehre?
Oh now I see it too
strange =/
 
You can actually see the metal curve the other way!
 
@MitchSchwartz I don't blame you. ;) I'm actually surprised I got it down that far (and there's even still a no-op in those 12 bytes), but everything came together quite neatly after a couple of hours of experimenting. the layout is actually super elegant though, so let me know if you're interested in spoilers :)
 
8:13 PM
@zyabin101 I changed my profile pic now :D
 
holy carp I didn't recognize you XD
I actually had to look at your username
 
@ConorO'Brien now look at my avatar
 
@HelkaHomba It's pretty close to Segoe Print
 
@flawr it's an identicon ?
 
@ConorO'Brien hm
 
8:17 PM
I see it as an identicon too.
Hmm, chat profile refresh didn't change anything.
 
what happened to sneky not-snek ;_;
 
@NathanMerrill Buxton Sketch (bold)! I had the Gimp file but my pc didn't recognize the font. I took your advice and reinstalled Gimp on my laptop and tried it there and the font showed up :D
 
Nobody is getting it ;...(
 
user image
3
@flawr getting what?
 
Comon guys, take a close look at that damn thing and consult your inner OCD.
 
8:19 PM
it's symmetric ? :P
 
@flawr wat happened to teh snek D:
 
@flawr Bottom left corner points wrong way
 
o_o
it cannot be unseen
 
@HelkaHomba 100000 points!
I didn't expect it to take so long until someone notices.
 
@flawr now that the points have been dealt, please change it back/correct it :P
 
8:22 PM
but to what
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
@flawr Leave it as is and call it a weird waffle or "warfl"
4
 
dwarfl
flwar
 
@flawr ;_; y u no snek no moar
maybe becum ches?
 
8:27 PM
> becum ches
idea: we each change names with the person in this chatroom with closest rep below them, and pictures with the person above
:P
 
@El'endiaStarman Obviously the snake on the left is going to learn the subject matter better, because it's not taking electronic notes
 
39 rep left to 1k yay
 
@Downgoat i changed back to an anguis fragilis
 
@ConorO'Brien Obviously, I will not be participating. :P
 
@TimmyD that's only a generalization :P I learn much better than my peers who were writing notes and didn't have time to get enough info
 
8:29 PM
@ConorO'Brien you can be anything if you believe hard enough
 
@El'endiaStarman c'mon, it'll be fuuuuun
@Downgoat (1) I can be anything (2) there is nothing that I can't be (3) I want to be that (4) earth explodes
 
@ConorO'Brien Probably. But it also explains why I really dislike doing notes (whether back in school or now in meetings) on a laptop
@ConorO'Brien (4) you turn into nothing
 
@TimmyD ah. To each his own I suppose
@TimmyD who am I?
 
@ConorO'Brien wat no ur dragon
u must be crazy if you think you're anything else :P
 
8:32 PM
@ConorO'Brien Hey, I'm just here to have a chat about code golf, not provide answers to an existential crisis...
 
@flawr :D ur stil snek
 
@flawr be Pikasnake
 
in nethack something has blinded me and i attacked a watchman
 
8:34 PM
@HelkaHomba nice!
 
RIP tuxcrafting
 
@Downgoat has it changed back for you?
 
@HelkaHomba Pikans?
 
@flawr no but I checked PPCG profiel
 
8:35 PM
Oh no, that's Arbok, not Ekans. So Pikarbok? (Apparently the website says Pikabok.)
 
@flawr ^ suggestion
 
@Downgoat -1 not a blind worm
 
+1, very dapper
 
PS: Have you ever seen the picture of that dog that ate a bee?
 
;_; y da snek gota be blind
 
8:36 PM
@Downgoat cause it's not a snake
Now guess what
The same thing happened to an airplane
 
even when not snek flawr post airplane-related things
 
@TùxCräftîñg never been a snkea
 
@TùxCräftîñg I'm just happy they're not crashes.
 
@flawr wat but u r snek
 
never
 
8:39 PM
watwatwat
@flawr i hav prof u r snek:
flawr, in the middle of, but not in the EU
14.6k 1 31 98
 
@TùxCräftîñg liar he's legless lizard
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
@TùxCräftîñg that is still a blindworm
 
watwatwat
 
@TùxCräftîñg this is a blind worm / angius fragilis
not a snake
 
8:45 PM
@flawr but u answer in python so u r snek
 
Wait, your picture never was a snake? mind-blown
 
@TimmyD never
 
penguin is confuse
 
@TimmyD There a list of my selfies: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Anguis_fragilis
 
even "dead juvenile"?
 
8:47 PM
@TùxCräftîñg just make up tricks
 
:O
but it look liek snek so iz snek
 
they dont look like snakes at all
 
@flawr pffft can't be ur selfie because ur full body is in it :\
 
n how u taek selfies without hands?
 
^
He could use tail but tail is in picture
 
8:51 PM
selfie sticks
 
but still u dont have hands
 
so what
 
so how u set up teh selfie stick
 
I'm a pacifist
 
how u activate selfie stick
 
8:52 PM
I'm unarmed
@Downgoat bluetooth
 
How Y activate Bluetooth
 
@flawr u r a snek with builtin bluetooth? :O
 
@Downgoat touchscreen
 
gaot and penguin kno snek is lying
@TùxCräftîñg :O flawr is cool snek
 
as long it is only the sneaks lying
 
8:53 PM
@flawr how u activate touchscreen
 
tongue
works like a charm
 
But ur full body is in picture
 
with the split tonge you can even do multitouch zooming
 
i don't see tounge touching touchscreen
 
@Downgoat you kno nothing about photography right? there are timers
 
8:55 PM
@flawr times selfie are not real selfie
Just a self-photograph
 
my friend makes selfies too
 
@flawr :O u know trichoplax IRL?
 
@flawr There was a interesting court case surrounding this picture.
 
8:59 PM
@flawr @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ is this you
 
@TimmyD and it has proven that it is a selfie
 
 
@Downgoat iz dis u?
 
@flawr pls stahp hacking my instagram ;_;
 
9:00 PM
The monkey selfies are a series of selfies taken by Celebes crested macaques using equipment belonging to the British nature photographer David Slater. The hosting of the images on Wikimedia Commons was at the centre of a dispute in mid-2014 over whether copyright could be held on artworks made by non-human animals. Slater's claim of copyright on the images was disputed by several scholars and organizations, based on an understanding that copyright was held by the creator, and that a non-human creator (not being a legal person) could not hold copyright. In December 2014, the United States Copyright...
 
Okay, we're probably getting to the point of "too many image oneboxes"... :P
 
Apr 7 at 14:21, by Downgoat
@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I thought my instagram was private :|
Dr ham jam did it too
 
@BetaDecay just saw your sandboxed regex image challenge. I still don't think it's possible. AND creates a bunch of rectangles, OR creates a grid and XOR a checkerboard pattern. none of those is the outline of a square (plus, the coordinates in your challenge don't form a square).
 
> In November, the attorney for Blurb, a defendant in the case, noted that PETA may have been suing on behalf of the wrong monkey.
Hahaha, this is a fantastic sentence.
 
> used Google (or Wikipedia, or DuckDuckGo (if the answerer is Richard Stallman))
ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ
DuckDuckGo is the best
 
9:12 PM
CMC: Given a positive digit, compute the number of positive neighbours the corresponding key has on a numpad.
Results should be 2, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 2 for inputs 1 to 9, respectively.
 
moore or von neumman neighbourhod?
 
oh right, von neumann, thanks
 
boring answer, python: lambda n:[2,3,2,3,4,3,2,3,2][n-1]
 
lame ;)
I don't really Python but would something like lambda n:3-(-n%2)**(n==5) work?
 
f(5) return 3
 
9:17 PM
even after I've fixed the exponentiation operator?
 
now everything return 2
 
nice :D
oh right
 
>>> f = lambda n:3-(-n%2)**(n==5)
>>> [f(i)for i in range(1,10)]
[2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2]
 
Looks overcomplicated... lambda n:3-n%2+2*(n==5) works
 
yep it works
 
9:20 PM
or lambda n:3-n%2+n%6/5*2
 
@feersum that's what I had at first, but somehow decided that the exponentiation looked shorter... it's definitely getting too late...
 
@feersum this return floats
 
It's Python 2.
 
also every JavaScript answer ever returned floats, so...
@xnor are we getting that bitflip/negate challenge now? :)
 
9:23 PM
this was VTC as unclear ಠ_ಠ
 
@TùxCräftîñg :/ id thought you'd like penguinpenguingo better
 
it dont exists ;_;
CMC: Implement lambda calculus in malbolge
 
Not Turing-complete
 
malbolge is very likely to be TC
 
Doesn't it have a small fixed-size memory?
 
9:29 PM
it's TC if we ignore the bounded memory
 
@TùxCräftîñg Unbounded memory is important part of TC....
 
so a computer is not TC?
 
@TùxCräftîñg well it feels unbounded
 
9:34 PM
I just finished installing a 3D-printed bracket onto my Logitech G35 headset
It's slightly large though, restricts the earpiece rotation
 
i mean 8.5 trillion cells is practically unbounded
 
@Downgoat 8GB don't feel unbounded when you have 2 instances of VS2015 opened
 
XD
 
@MartinEnder still trying a trigonometric way..
stupid wolframalpha
 
@flawr u revrtd to snek
 
9:36 PM
2
Q: A cube of text ݀

daHugLennyLast time you made a square of text, but now, can you make a cube of text? The Challenge Given a string, output the string in the form of a cube. You can assume the string will always have 2 chars or more, and will only have printable ascii characters. How to Make a Text Cube Test Cases I...

 
@TùxCräftîñg it is blind worm.........
 
itz a snek
 
@TùxCräftîñg gonna flag the next time you say snake
 
@TùxCräftîñg May I recommend you to downloadmoreram.com
 
Stop it.
I'm serious.
 
9:42 PM
@flawr ::::::::::::::::::::::::O okay I'll stop kidnapping surprised aliens
 
sorry for spam ;_;
 
I just realized that : works as a division sign
 
That is genius
 
:32150639 It would be ::
 
9:44 PM
»  echo '÷÷' | ./ru c 8 8
8
i have no idea how this work
 
@TùxCräftîñg ./ru c 8 8?
 
c take the program in stdin, and 8 8 are arguments
 
@Sp3000 get out your fishies
 
0
Q: Greater than less than greater than something fishy

Helka HombaGiven a length N string of less-than and greater-than signs (<, >), insert the integers 0 through N at the start and end and in between each pair of signs such that all the inequalities are satisfied. Output the resulting string. If there are multiple valid outputs, output any one (and just one) ...

 
ah my code is equivalent to α÷:α÷β
this explain this weird thing
 
9:52 PM
@NewMainPosts I wonder if there are any inputs that have no solution...
 
@HelkaHomba any runtime restrictions? can I check all permutations whether they are valid?
@ConorO'Brien I don't think there are
 
2 days ago, by feersum
@HelkaHomba Yes. After a <, insert a number one greater than previous max. After a >, a number one less than previous min.
@MartinEnder Yeah, that's ok (but boring -.-)
 
alternatively: for input <<<<... use 0...N. for any ...>>>... substring, reverse the affected numbers
e.g.
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
 < > > < < > > > <
0 3 2 1 4 8 7 6 5 9
 
My question doesn't have answers, when to post my own solution?
 
9:58 PM
@betseg give it a day or two
 
Let F(n) describe the fish of order n, that is, by stringifying A053645(n) in binary, and padding to length A000523(n), replacing all 1s with < and all 0s with >. Let S(A, f) denote a valid solution set A to a fish f; I define P(n) = { A : S(A,F(n)) }. I wonder if there is a pattern to ||P(n)|| (the size of P(n)).
 
@Downgoat maybe >_>
 
Okay, I've now reached the point where I choose Retina to solve an arithmetic/combinatorics challenge because I'm feeling lazy...
 
10:17 PM
lol
 
@Quill QUILL!!!
Name: Seriously Quill
Organization:
Mailing Address: 42 Foo Bar PHPlace, Gold Coast Queensland 4200 AU
Phone: +61.000000000
Ext:
Fax:
Fax Ext:
Email:seriouslyquill@gmail.com
 
I thought it was a funny joke
 
it is.
FUNNY JOKES ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE, QUILL!
 
Night
 
@Quill has anyone else seen this?
YOU'RE FIRED, QUILL!
WE DON'T DO JOKES AT THE WORKPLACE, QUILL!
 
10:24 PM
ahhhhh SE is down!!!
 
???
IT IS!!
 
read-only
welp, at least this isn't affected
 
@uoɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC you're the first to notice that's said something to me
And thankfully SE is not a workplace
 
@Quill NOT IF IT IS IN A JOKE, QUILL!
 
10:26 PM
Calm the caps, please
 
Why can't I post comments or answer a question? It says something along the lines of "this site is currently not accepting answers"
 
uh guys
it's just our site
 
no it's not
oh now it is
 
wait nevermind it's all back up :P
 
10:28 PM
ah right
@Areeb you can now
 
Oh that was weird, thanks anyways @MartinEnder
 
very weird indeed
 
;redcode-94b
;assert 1
;name smartbot
;kill smartbot
;author tuxcrafting
;strategy scanner building large decoys backward and forward, and transform in a imp when attacked (most of the time)
;strategy tl;dr this thing is evil and will kill you
;date 2016-Sep-06
;version 1

init	spl decoy
	spl scanner
decoyb	mov 0, {ptr
	jmp decoyb
decoy	mov 0, >ptr
	jmp decoy
scanner	jmn attack, @scanptr
frmatck	add #10, scanptr
	jmp scanner
attack	mov ptr, @scanptr
	jmp frmatck
scanptr	dat #2
ptr	dat #init, #1
 
@El'endiaStarman how do you like being room owner?
Are you liking the 11?
 
he already had it
just didn't do it much
and still doesn't
hey @Keen, what brings you here?
 
10:39 PM
@Quill it's not good idea to put fake data in WHOIS
 
why not?
 
no idea how it winned
 
WINDOWS!?
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Looking into why our sites flipped to read only. Everything looks fine and they should be out of read only mode now.
 
10:43 PM
n1gh7
 
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it was one of the most-recently updated chat rooms, and I was looking for info on the recent downtime.
 
@Keen TNB is home to fun off-topic chatter
enjoy
 
@Keen oh, okay
 
you are a tux
why is a tux using windows
@TùxCräftîñg
 
^^
 
10:48 PM
Mini-game: in 9 bytes or less describe a famous person without using their name for others to guess. E.g. "mostSOrep"
 
Skeetster
 
Calvin
 
@DJMcMayhem martin
@ConorO'Brien calvin
 
jon skeet
 
Put clues in quotes or this may get confusing
 
10:50 PM
down goat
 
@Downgoat never heard of him >_>
 
@Downgoat without using name?
 
@Downgoat chatgoat
 
@HelkaHomba i didnt
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ nope
 
upgoat aka somebody aka mars ultor aka ascii only?
 
10:52 PM
>_> nope
 
whoa cool compose key stuff: Ⓘ ⓒⓐⓝ ⓣⓨⓟⓔ ⓛⓘⓚⓔ ⓣⓗⓘⓢ.
 
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs
ɪ ᴡɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴛʏᴘɪɴɢ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇsᴛ
 
@Maltysen oh god why
 
"I!=aCrook"
 
@Downgoat brb making challenge based off of that
 
10:54 PM
hilary clinton/any person accused of scandal?
 
^ yep. Nixon
 
^ here's another person
 
@HelkaHomba "MakeMXPay"
 
@Downgoat I can't see the person, maybe increase the resolution a little? :P
 
10:56 PM
@DJMcMayhem Trump
 
How come all of these are political? We can do better than this.
 
DrHamJam
 
@ConorO'Brien oooh, ooh, I know this, it's uh....
 
hint: it's not me
 
@Downgoat y u post without danger noodle caption
 
10:57 PM
@ConorO'Brien Is it dwongat?
 
@DJMcMayhem maybe!
 
@DJMcMayhem "mustbejok"
 
@DJMcMayhem cantbeliv
@HelkaHomba can i do 10 chars?
 
10:59 PM
:/
oh well
 
Let's see if you guys can guess this one: "AngryCode"
 
should still be solvable
 
That might be hard...
 
@DJMcMayhem hm
 

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