not this one...

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Because it's not for general programming

PHP, SQLite, HTML, CSS and C first year, Python and C++ next year

the university I go to (leiden uni) is the same edsger dijkstra went to

You could take the AP CS

@orlp in the netherlands?

@quartata doesn't exist at this scool

got it trouble for telling the teacher wtf they did for cs

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ of course

@quartata @EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ suuuuper easy, no need to study, just know that java has semicolons

@orlp okai

i thought you were US, but whatever

I once passed a Java proficiency exam never having used Java before :P

Call up CollegeBoard, they'll help you find a school nearby that takes outside students

@Maltysen ohhhh so i just stik semicolon on jelly code kthxbai

@AlexA. rofl

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ full score on test

@AlexA. JavaTastic!

@AlexA. I did that with a ruby test once, but in fairness it was a terrible test.

@Maltysen i can't tell if that is sarcasm

@El'endiaStarman 141 heads... but the starting hydra is often of different lengths.

I hope not, because then wtf is java for.

@Geobits Mine was also kind of a garbage test

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ only partially. You will get a 5 on the AP CS exam

It was required for acceptance to a CS master's

I dropped out of the program though >_>

twice

@Maltysen what about all the <List> <Int> crap?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you think that that's on there?

ohhh just replace any function with <funcname> args + semicolon

@Maltysen idk

@Maltysen 5/100

i don't java or JAVA

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ brush up on your OO and you'll be fine

okai

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ half of it is tracing code examples

just google syntax and remind myself of inheritance and then test out

the pain is when you have to handwrite code, can't make any mistakes

I mean you should learn a little java but jst enough to identify syntax errors and know it passes objects by reference

@Maltysen i don't like that style of class, where they teach by example code not by making you write code

Java is beautiful, in the sense that long things are beautiful.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh, no I'm not talking about the class, I'm talking about the test

I would just write "USE A DECENT LANGUAGE" in the answer box in blood

@Maltysen ???? how can you do that as a test?

@Quill can you come to my school and do that?

> in blood

My friend in high school signed yearbooks in blood

@Maltysen what does that mean? like "what does this output"?

not avocad juic?

^^

@HelkaHomba yeah. and like what is the value of listA after 3 iterations of the outer loop

@AlexA. ... why? He could donate it instead. >.<

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ my blood is avocad juic... I am... AVOCADMAN

Right now I'm trying to write a "crafting system" for a game.

@Quill I thought that was user46049?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ half of its multiple choice, and the other half is handwriting code to solve problems

status-confirmed @Quill is @user46049, the avocad memer

@Maltysen I'll arrive in Spandex too, to make it perfect

... disturbing

@PhiNotPi what game?

@Quill perfect

or just a framework for any game?

The rest of the game doesn't exist yet.

okay

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ The only account besides this one that I have is Marvin and some account that I have like -100 SO rep on and a question ban ;-;

what is it called?

PhiCraft

> -100 rep

wtf

spamming?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ just being a noobie

He said CR was a good addition to SE and they "corrected" him ;)

the only thing I spam are my github repos in chat

link to account?

@Quill noice

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ it was three years ago and I don't remember anything about it

oh

so it was your first SE account?

hi wat is avocad

need info thx

D: we no help non-avocad knowers

kthxbai

avocad is delish fruit with nut inside dont choke on

avocad is producer of juic

@PhiNotPi Yeah.

 who lives in an avocad under the sea?

is dis avocad?

no is avocado

@Quill Spongepants Avosquado

@orlp Just out of curiosity, do you guys get avocados in the Netherlands?

@AlexA. well, I know who I'm going as for next halloween. In all seriousness though, a Linus Torvalds costume would be scary

@quartata of course

Ooh! And I thought normal broccoli was fractally

the question is

@Quill the spandex wearing, blood using, AP test signer, right?

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No name yet. I'm trying to make the crafting system more similar to Dwarf Fortress than Minecraft. By this, I mean that recipes list out requirements, and any item that meets those requirements can be used as an ingredient. Furthermore, properties can be "inherited" from ingredient to product (oak log turns into an oak barrel, etc.).

what is an "avocad"

@orlp just checking

ARGHH!! I'm GONNA REJECT YOUR PULL REQUEST!

Yes

Followed link

@AlexA. yea

gtg dinner bai!

@PhiNotPi oh, cool

@HelkaHomba fractocad

@Maltysen that's not a costume though ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fractodad, everyone's favorite fractal father!

My grocery store has Romanesco broccoli. I've never tasted it but I always go by them and stare at the pattern for a minute

They probably think you're on LSD

@AlexA. he's not?

Who, the broccoli?

My grocer sells Dragonfruit, that shit is weird

If the broccoli is judging you, you probably are on LSD

insta-star

Silly Alex broccoli can't talk. They can only hear

@Quill I tried it once; wasn't that bad.

Didn't really taste like much, to be honest.

Oh I thought you meant LSD

yeah lsd doesn't taste like much at first. then it starts to taste like all sorts of things @_®

The truth comes out!

quartalsd

@quartata That's one of the better descriptions I've heard for that. Bravo.

@Geobits Wouldn't really know.... >_>

Not that I'd know anything about that >_> <_<

10/10 denial

Relevant

There was one similar you did a while ago

That strawpoll would be much better if it was just a multi-check with a bunch of drugs listed. I wasn't a good kid.

Do you keep track of all of them

I have a feeling that the 2 yeses on this one are the same 2 as on the 420blaze one

Doubt it. I didn't see that one.

Just keep in mind this is a public channel when talking about potentially illegal things

For the record, I don't do any drugs now. This was all 15 years or so ago before I joined the military.

@Geobits Oh really? I thought I posted it when you were there as well.

That was a while ago

Not that I remember anyway. I might have seen it.

Wow quite a couple yes votes. That kinda surprised me

> quite a couple

There is literally a couple

There were the same number of yes as there were no votes when I checked.

TIL: Seven people in here are no fun.

I just had a avocado for dinner. It was good.

well, with dinner.

@Geobits ...seven?

@AlexA. As of right now anyway. Seven 'no' votes.

@PhiNotPi does it have weird dwarves who demand stuff and then make sacred chairs?

@Geobits o_O it shows 3 for me

8 now

Oh I refreshed

Keep in mind LSD is not the only thing out there, and it was much more popular a few decades ago

I just voted.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ no

AFAIR I have not done drugs, other than 1 accidental ibuprofen overdose.

@Phrancis I don't think anyone was implying it was the only illicit psychedelic substance :P

You can OD ibuprofen...?

yeah

@Geobits keep in mind most of us are 90s kids. Not exactly the hipster lsd crowd

Ouch. My heart. It hurts.

2 perscription pills that weren't mine, and the dose for a person who needed it was 1.

@Geobits well, I'll add that to the list of things to try when I go to college :P

pls no

@Phrancis :DDDDD FIRST ACTUAL POST ON PPCG!!!

noice

Sounds like it might be fun to try

> oh, i'll take illegal drugs because it's fun

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Yes. That's literally the only reason to do it.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ IKR. Turns out SQL doesn't golf that great (or do anything that great that doesn't involve tables), but I just learned that spaces between keywords and strings are not needed

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I trust @Geobits

Apocalypse fears? - strawpoll.me/10139875

I'm under the impression you can recreate a similar effect with a kaleidoscope which is significantly cheaper

See, now that's not a very good description :P

@HelkaHomba a highly contagious disease which gives everybody the same effects as lsd, but permantently

I think, realistically, global climate change is the most likely, and therefore, the most scary

It's not as fun as nanobots though

Don't get me wrong, I only did that twice. It wasn't exactly my favorite drug. Expensive, too (or it was at the time).

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I think that's called dementia and it affects old people

@Phrancis yeah and yeah :P

^

I want a pet nanobot.

And a STM.

@Geobits here: strawpoll.me/10139900

STE?

somebody's taken a lot

@PhiNotPi o_O, those results

@PhiNotPi Sweet, I got to check seven of them :D

7 out of 11

I think my biggest apocalypse fear is that Earth will be demolished to make way for a bypass

I think that means I win. Did I win?

you got a D- for drug spread

@quartata ikr

wait a second

though IMO, a long dark tea time of the soul was better than THGTTY

@quartata 10/10 Hitchhiker's Guide reference

@quartata kaleidoscopes produce no dopamine

@Phrancis Doorknob is addicted to that book.

@HelkaHomba are you sure?

lol there's a book?

wtf

I was surprised by the number of people who've used MDMA. I didn't realize that was still around. :P

@HelkaHomba Maybe they do, and nobody noticed.

@Phrancis -10 like 7 books

(joking - but I listened to the whole radio program multiple times)

okai

@AlexA. I assume it is, but like I said, mine was back when it was actually popular :P

@Quill 5 books in the increasingly inaccurately named trilogy

Does "Cowboy SQL" count as "Other notable drug"?

And then there's And Another Thing... of course

I actually kinda liked the radio program better than the books.

@Quill No. It's more like drunk-driving

@Doorknob I've read 3, I have a hardcopy of the whole set, but I can never remember the count

Only 2 people said "none of these" O_O

@Doorknob speak of the doorknob

@Phrancis I'd think it'd be more like "breathmints when you get pulled over while drunkdriving"

@AlexA. woah

though neither was me

@AlexA. TBH alcohol while underage I think skews it

@AlexA. Probably the 13-year-olds :P

no

The only drug I've tried is cookie dough ice cream

rofl

@AlexA. I'll be the third

well bai for the night!

well and caffeine. Lots and lots of that.

Unless small sips of wine at Jewish celebrations counts

@Geobits 2 more years, 2 more years… :D

@Doorknob Nope

@quartata Snorting caffeine powder?

Mainlining coffee?

Well, I can say that I'm not alone in any of my seven checked. Neither of the one-votes are mine.

@AlexA. three lines a day

Snorting anything seems really painful :S

@HelkaHomba It really is. Not worth it.

@Quill The scary part is T-SQL/SSMS lets you only run part of a query, just by highlighting that part and pressing F5. So if you're writing an UPDATE query and forget to highlight the WHERE part I hope you have a backup :D

Some kids at my school got in trouble last year for snorting sherbert

hahaha

Kids these days.

Like ice cream?

^

@Geobits what about vaping? is vaping fun?

Dunno. I'm not a college-age hipster.

"Vaping" refers to the modern trend of e-cigarettes, right?

@AlexA. yeah

Ah, okay

with or without other drugs secretly in them

"secretly"

Unrelated poll

@Doorknob Do programming languages count?

^

Can you put them in? I thought you put liquid in them, like a tobacco extract. Idk, never seen them loaded, only operated.

@PhiNotPi No :P

Fluency is a hard barrier.

WTF, who selected 5+

Ninja'd

@AlexA. yeah, i'm not sure how the drugs are put in, maybe they use liquified drugs meant specifically for hiding in e-cigs

There are only so many smokable liquid drugs AFAIK though

I guess PCP

@Maltysen Someone I know has made some tea with pot before

Not sure if that would still be smokable though

> Someone I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's the truth ._.

Pot resin is smokable, at the least. I imagine it wouldn't be hard to thin it down.

But you don't need the liquid to be "smokable".

Ohhhh because it's a vaporizer

Right

I really don't see why THC pills aren't available by now. It seems like the logical conclusion to legalization.

It bypasses the whole carcinogen aspect entirely.

One of my friends bought a vaporiser a few weeks ago, he went on about it for a week, comments like "Time for a few JDs (Jack Daniels) and some puffs"

lol Jack Daniels

@Geobits If nothing else I'm surprised that isn't what's been used for medical use; actual joints are prescribed.

Hmm. For non-body-function related words, reckon marijuana has the most slang terms associated with it?

Speaking of smoking, there's all those Smoking ads on YouTube these days....

There are ads on youtube?

Use an adblocker

(shhh doorknob)

>:U

@HelkaHomba The best slang term is Taking a ride on Puff the Magic Dragon

@Doorknob hates adblockers?

@AlexA. Yea, that's what I mean. If nothing else, it would help their case in other states if the imagery wasn't a bunch of potheads sitting around smoking.

Which is literally the case in Washington and Colorado now. :P

I can't imagine why :P

relevant

@Geobits heard cali started an initiative for legalization

Oh, I hadn't heard that. I'll have to look into moving out west soon ;)

Oh and Oregon just passed it as well

> The doobie mack

I'm dying

@AlexA. I'm sorry

Hyperbole >.>

> "Bryan Cranston"

> speed 2: cruise control

@HelkaHomba I'm sorry, but he doesn't have much time left to live. He has acute avian avocaditis. - Bones

The teacher lol

> you think they don't have drugs in other countries, you racist?!

Yeah, in case you haven't discovered them before LRR is freaking amazing

I just realized that meth is the only one not checked on Phi's poll

@quartata And hella Canadian. They were abootin' all over the place.