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@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ where?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ all of the language pls
0/10 way too confusing
Comments on blog desgin?
Mint chocolate chip
00:00
Okay, then, what functions should I make that don't require functions as args
It's also an average of 1.88 star per message
minus won no avocad
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what should it be?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ use highlight.js and not a brown theme
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ why not use highlight.js for syntax highlighting
ninja'd
00:01
The chocolate-flavored code blocks look atrocious IMO
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "A Blog on Avocados and Coding"
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I preferred Lorem Ipsum
avocad-fueled code
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ the h* font is annoying to look at
@Quill header font?
00:02
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Also, add some padding between the header and the content and change the heading font imo
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah
@Downgoat avocad() its takes any arguments and always returns "juic"
@Maltysen haha, okay
00:02
what platform are you running it on @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ?
Windows 10
or maybe 8.1
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Joking after this:
Apr 30 at 19:16, by QPaysTaxes
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Looks fine to me, other than the fake Latin in the body.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You know, Wordpress, Blogger, GitHub pages, cowboy static HTML, Jekyll, etc
00:03
@trichoplax Oh, I see XD
@Quill I'm hacking my own. Hosting it on github
@trichoplax Lorem Ipsum might not be a bad name tho
Might be taken though...
prolly already taken by somebody's blog
So what? It's hosted on my github.io
:P
00:04
Lorem Ipsumthing or other
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ @MarsUltor has a blog? :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ link?
@Downgoat ...
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It's not up yet.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I suggest Jekyll, then, it lets you write the templates and posts (in markdown too) and then you just use an easy build tool (jekyll) to convert all the posts and pages to static content
00:04
I also suggest having some disqus comments
github comments
@Quill and there are some beautiful styles for it
for those who don't like oodles of accounts
00:05
@Quill I already have something set up. It took me a while, so I'll be using that >:|
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ There is a GH comment api?
idk
prolly not. :(
Yes there is, I think
ooh @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ use it please
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Okay, fair enough. Other than that, it looks nice :)
00:05
@Quill \o/ any ideas about a better name?
^^ except for the chocolate code
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Is Ternary Tome the post name or blog name?
@Duga bot uses Github API, and she can be configured to display comments from there into chat here, IIRC
00:06
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ;_; why aren't you using Blogdragon?
@Phrancis Different thing, actually
Oh, is it?
My bad
Duga uses webhooks, like a better version of RSS
@Downgoat idk, just not terribly inspired
The GitHub API is pretty easy to use though
00:07
Ohhhhh webhooks, I see, I didn't know that that wasn't the API
@Quill no API is easy to use though
(I'm not that great at coding yet, can you tell? ;)
^^
@Phrancis I am worse, I guarantee it.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ I saw that ninja edit ;x
@Downgoat The GoogleMaps API is pretty easy, I wrote a bounty worthy answer on it in like 30 minutes
00:08
@Quill not will all the access token BS
BS = Bachelors of Science
> access token bachelor's degree
> My degree is BS!
@Downgoat Access tokens aren't that complicated
My work uses GoogleMaps API for calculating mileage automagically based on addresses
00:09
@quartata yeah, but they are a pain.
It's a one time thing
The thing we wrote is far more broken than the GoogleMaps API :D
@Phrancis then why not use google map api?
We do! That part works fine.
I have a google calendar script thing that's probaby been running for almost two years that I've never had to touch
00:10
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A: Can you overlay clickable shapes over a google map for display on website

QuillYes, you can make clickable shapes with the GoogleMaps API, You have to define the latitude and longitude points of the shape in an array, like the following: var StackExchangeNYLatLon = [ {lat: 40.708788, lon: -74.006676}, {lat: 40.708808, lon: -74.006822}, {lat: 40.709009, lon: -7...

What we do with it is what is borked
I spent more time trying to lookup the lat lons than I did writing the answer :p
@Quill brb adding bounty for your answer
@Downgoat That is why I don't use the Slack API for irkbot. :P
@Downgoat ... he already received one
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ what do you se for irkbot then?
00:12
Does the bounty doubling rule apply if different people post the bounty each time?
@trichoplax what rule?
You have to understand that the place I work at, while the application is successful and popular, and mostly really good, if you got to look under the hood you would see about 20-25 years of accumulated development by people who like SQL way too much
Seriously, if you're too lazy to spend twenty minutes registering and adding an access token, then the API wasn't going to be useful to you
00:13
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ add some padding within the top header.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ way too black
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Each bounty you place on the same question has to be double the last one or more
and the header is fugly
@trichoplax oh, TIL
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ post tags would be nice
00:13
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ the code?
Sorry. It's such a small thing
@Quill what would those do?
oh and RSS so I can see when you write new stuff
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ yeah
@Quill and how do I do that ._.
00:13
You do it once and never worry again.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ make categorising stuff easier, I suppose.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you using SASS/SCSS for the CSSS?
just plain old CSS
@Quill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't have a search function.
00:14
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ There's a RSS format, you just gotta build an XML file with the content to a specific standard
I think a slightly lighter shade of black (with some contrast adjusted accordingly) for code blocks would look good
@Quill do you have a link that I can work from?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ maybe also use a brighter green? Does #65B829 look decent?
Q_Q @Quill I want to upvote but not break 60-30
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A: Shielding your CodeReview on GitHub

QuillOn a personal note, your code is really clean, the idea is brilliant, and I really hope to see it implemented soon. Your code is well implemented and structured, but there's syntax points that could be improved. I see a lot of basic if-else statements, if you're into ternaries, using them re...

NOBODY UPVOTE
00:15
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ it looks ugly? D:
BUT IT AVOCAD COLOR
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that's what the tags are for; or you can use a search provider like google custom search
Here's some of my RSS, the headers are the important part
@Quill so if I add tags, I don't have to add a custom search?
00:16
translate:Dragon Ipsum
(from French) Dragon Ipsum
Hmmm
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ AVOCAD COLOR IS BEST COLOR
Oh yeah, language invariant.
I think the header font definitely has better readability, and it looks less "flashy", which is a totally underrated improvement
Doesn't do Latin...
00:16
avocad : color :: javascript : script
Actually translates as "Dragon Itself" or "Dragon Himself"
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you just gotta make it easy for people to find your stuff, that's all. whether it's tags and/or custom search, if it takes me 15 pages of other stuff to find the one blog post I'm looking for, I'd get a bit ticked off
00:17
You should totally change that font to Comic Sans for best readability combined with highest fun
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ are you using Open Sans/Arial/Lato?
Which is appropriate for a blog dragon itself into existence
@Phrancis www.comicsanscriminal.com/
js codante Dragon Ipsum
@Downgoat Open Sans
00:18
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ <3
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ oh, okay. Maybe make the title of the page bold?
@trichoplax ba dum tss
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ sorry
@Quill I could update an index every time I post something--after all, I'm doing this through github and a local script. If I had an index of all blog posts, would that make it searchable?
00:19
You should try sampling that shade of black/grey
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I guess so. Google Custom Search lets you basically like google search the site specifically, if you don't want to do that. and it's much easier to implement
@Quill oh, okay. is there an API/link/whatevs?
HOLY FRIDGES I NEED TO STUDY AND DO HOMEWORK WHAT AM I DOING
00:20
(don't mind my horrible code)
was it microsoft that made the twitter bot?
If you're talking about Tay, then yes
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ BAI!!!
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ BAI
00:22
@Quill brb mkaing chatgoat for twitter
On another note, you need a phone number to get a Twitter API key
:/
I do not want to give my phone number to twitter
That's weird. You don't even need a phone number to place calls any more.
in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, 2 days ago, by Quill
I'm very tempted to write a bot that finds someone and follows all of their followers and keeps going
That kinda put a hold on my plans...
00:23
There's no need for that, just find a typical teenager with an iPhone
Or you could, well, just fake a phone number. Do they authenticate?
@Geobits yeah
@Quill Do theyactually verify the number? You could just give 911 or something
Yeah, text message auth
00:24
nvm twitter already has my phone number
ninja'd so hard
Eh I'm glad that Google, Facebook, Twitter and even Steam and Battle.net have my phone number. It makes authenticating easy, if you ever forget passwords
I guess it's time for a throwaway GV number then.
I never, ever get spam SMS or calls from any of them
00:26
brb registering avocad number
Yea, but then the gubmint can track ya!
As if they couldn't already lol
1-avo-cado
@Phrancis But what happens when Google gets drunk and calls you? That's gonna be really awkward when he asks why you haven't logged in for so long
perfect length too
00:27
@quartata ikr
I was really mad when GEO-BITS was taken in my area code :(
@Quill I'll tell him to go fix Gmail and delete Google+
> Google gets drunk
random ooc message of the day
@Geobits Time to move?
alright, probably final:
00:27
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It didn't have context, that's part of the joke
@trichoplax That sounds like the appropriate reaction, yes.
@Quill my point iirc
A logo, more internal padding
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ hell no
00:28
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That looks much better
bad green Q_Q
seriously why not avocado green
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ why?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ avocado green ============ barf green
@Phrancis thanks :D
Why are you using DOT and HYPHEN in urls? o_O
@Geobits it's brainfuck. . is a reserved character.
00:29
> $f =: + * -$
@El'endiaStarman yeah
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ OK, I honestly have to ask. Did you actually really attempt to juice an avocado?
What are you doing here.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ But, but... it's not in the code...
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Could you turn the contrast up on your monitor before you take the screenshot?
00:29
@quartata yes
in the family (read: mom's) nutribullet
@Geobits but it modifies the result
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Did it catch fire?
@trichoplax I have a PC.
00:30
@quartata ...no?
It turned into mush.
not really juicy. :(
you didnt juic long enough
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, is the whole block runnable on the site? I assumed those were just comments for the blog itself.
@quartata 10 minutes, off and on
One remark on the mathjax, to have it center aligned on such a wide screen makes it really stick out like a sore thumb
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ your new colorscheme: ^
00:31
try again and take picture this time
@Geobits Yeah, the whole block is runnable.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ You lost me. I only have a laptop, but don't PCs still have monitors? P.S My previous message was a joke - ignore completely
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ and that sexy font too
@trichoplax Yeah, but I've only ever seen contrast buttons on those large computers
idc about fonts
00:32
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Last time I had a monitor it didn't have a dial but it did have on-screen contrast settings
Mine does too.
@trichoplax is that like a brightness button?
Mine too, and a bunch of other useless stuff.
such avocad ... very juic ... wow
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ no
contrast is different
00:33
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No, brightness makes everything lighter, contrast makes the difference between light and dark greater
At my school, every single monitor has a settings panel
@trichoplax hm. I haven't seen one of those
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In the avatar bar, the recent chatters are high contrast and the others are low contrast
@trichoplax wtf is a chatter
oh
sorry, I'm tired
I know what contrast is, I've just never seen a button on my cpu for that
00:35
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Monitor?
apparently licecap doesn't see contrast
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Sometimes they hide it underneath or round the side
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It doesn't change pixel colors
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ It changes the physical screen settings
00:36
@trichoplax I'll look for that XD
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It'll be in your settings panel
there'll most likely be a physical button for it on the monitor
I don't think changing your monitor's settings would affect a screenshot
00:36
then you can select contrast from the panel
Also I thought you said you had homework
ASHG8austi sbhwa
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In many normal monitors there'll be four buttons on the side somewhere - menu/enter, up, down, back
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ you should add more padding around the title text
00:37
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ On most modern monitors you never need to adjust any of the settings, but once you do you'll never get it back how you want it
@Downgoat how much?
@Phrancis No it was just a joke because of the low contrast colour scheme :)
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ go do hw
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ kk
... not padding
BAI!!! <3
00:37
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ 5-30px
The joys of CSS
@Downgoat Sorry, CSS hates me, no padding, BAI.
;_; bai
00:38
While we're on the topic: halp I broke @font-face
@MarsUltor did you put to much avocad in it
@Downgoat No
oh, so it's just me then... :|
@MarsUltor Define "broke"?
00:39
@Phrancis Doesn't work at all
@MarsUltor your syntax is wrong maybe?
IDK how to get chrome to inspect css
pls share source
^^ use Firefox
00:39
@MarsUltor right menu in chrome
@Downgoat nope
i maybe did too
@Quill I mean detailed inspection
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ You can use Chrome to download Firefox
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@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ oh, so im not the only person who puts avocad in everything :)
I'm not sure Chrome actually has that, you're thinking of the developer tools in Firefox maybe?
00:40
@trichoplax ... that is IE, not chrome.
@Phrancis chrome has that also.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ No it works with both
yeah, but only IE is an upgrade.
1 min ago, by Mars Ultor
IDK how to get chrome to inspect css
@MarsUltor right-click, inspect element?
@trichoplax I could use Chrome to download malware straight to my pc, too, but why?
00:41
\o/ fixed padding
@MarsUltor Sources menu in the developer tools
@Geobits :P
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ CSS isn't an element
is hw done? no? GO DO IT
00:41
lets you live edit and stuff
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ that looks great +1
you need source code or just style results?
For me CSS shows up right below the HTML when inspecting an element
@Quill Oh wait I forgot that
00:42
@Downgoat kk now everything is fixed I can focus
@quartata I know
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Are your left/right margins actually that narrow?
but @font-face doesn't
Huh.
00:42
@MarsUltor go to the style editor maybe
@font-face {
    font-family: Something;
    font-style: normal;
    font-weight: normal;
    src: url(this/is/a/path/to/Something.ttf) format(truetype);
}
@Geobits uhhh yeah?
@Downgoat *sources
@MarsUltor You can't fix pseudocode
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ fix that later. I am your conscience. Do hw, unless it is history, in that case fix it now.
00:43
And then I'm using font-family: Something;
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ XD it's bio and english and math
@Phrancis That's not pseudocode
I beat the hydra in 379 heads
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ then do it
@MarsUltor Well, Something is not a valid font-family
BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!‌​!!!!!!!
I don't think, anyways
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ you have more exclamation marks than the actual content of your message.........................................................................‌​.................................................................................‌​.................................................................................‌​.............................
00:44
yes.
you has problem?
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ bai
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ yes, it is very ungolfy of you
@Phrancis It is
then apply s/(\!)+/\1/ yourself
@Phrancis How is it not?
00:46
@orlp Why am I doing this.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ sed is not regex...
I've never heard of the Something font or font family
@Phrancis That's the point of @font-face.
@Downgoat but it is sed
@Phrancis @font-face is supposed to define a font-face.
@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ": \1 not defined in the RE
your sed is broken
00:47
Oh. My bad. I've never used it
Yet another menial busy work task from my bio teacher...
irb(main):003:0> stan [85, 100, 92, 96, 87, 94, 75]
mean = 89.85714285714286; n = 7
85    -4.9   23.6
100   10.1  102.9
92     2.1    4.6
96     6.1   37.7
87    -2.9    8.2
94     4.1   17.2
75   -14.9  220.7
variance = 69.14285714285714
=> 8.315218406202998
@El'endiaStarman haha
fun fact: you can not lose
@Quill ooooh pirated material! busted
@orlp Less fun fact: winning may take an arbitrarily long amount of time. :P
@Downgoat yeah, it's called sharing something
@El'endiaStarman nope :P
it's bounded
00:50
You've just lost the game.
@orlp Automatic takes forever D:
> as many copies as the hydra wishes
This number can (in theory) be as high as desired.
I win! 1741 heads.
@Quill plagarism :P
> Hercules has cut 36499 heads so far.
Auto play is so unoptimal
00:53
@Downgoat sharing without attribution
I don't claim to own it, or to have made it
Hey, beat my record: 1116 heads
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I started with 400...
when I linked it
so you have no record, sir :P
@orlp I brute forced it :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Really?
00:54
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ define brute force
Git stashes <3
@MarsUltor "getting a node from the page and clicking on it"
That's not what brute force means
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Automatically?
@MarsUltor yeah
@MarsUltor oh well
Worst score: 5933
because no one answered on Slack: Do all linux/mac computers have a /usr/local/lib?
00:57
you create it to store local libraries if it isn't already there
I have to create it?
Finally eliminated all dire neck segments.
that's dumb
node sucks at creating things
@El'endiaStarman the regular ones are worse IMO
although I haven't looked into it
it just seemed that way
If you're doing this for Cheesecloth, make your own folder in /usr/share instead
00:58
@Downgoat node's great at creating frustration
what's the mac equivalent for f12/inspect element?
@quartata what's the difference?
/usr/local/lib is for literal actual C dynamic (or static) libraries
I assumed that's what you were talking about
oh :|
whoops
@orlp 510
still don't understand how the heads work
00:59
Wooo hydra defeated! 751 heads.
/usr/share/cheesecloth/packages/, for instance
@orlp I hit 718 manually. :(
@El'endiaStarman nice!
I did all mine manually too... :P

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