The Nineteenth Byte

Maltysen

03:00

@QPaysTaxes maybe a shebang-esque thing

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes Probably not, but I don't wanna write the version number on the first line ;)

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Maltysen o_O

Maltysen

@Geobits maybe then you could only use the lowest common denominator if you don't?

Geobits

File extension change :)

Of course it is, that's the point.

Helka Homba

I don't normally enjoy things I find on Skeptics.SE but this was cool (context)

Quill

03:03

Hello hello

Geobits

Yea, I think I have a picture I took from a C-130 doing that somewhere around here...

Downgoat

@Quill hello

Maltysen

@Quill kiznaiver is really good you should watch it

also, hello

Quill

I haven't heard of that one yet

Maltysen

@Quill myanimelist.net/anime/31798/Kiznaiver

Quill

03:04

@Downgoat did you end up choosing a style for cheddar's logo?

Doorknob

@QPaysTaxes ... weren't you complaining about it only having 2 upvotes earlier?

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes Whether or not the OP finds it useful, it will be useful to anyone who ever has to read dhjeir code.

Downgoat

@Quill yeah

Geobits

@Downgoat Hopefully it's the dark orange on black. Right?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

7

Downgoat

03:05

Quill

@Maltysen damn the animation looks great

Doorknob

2 days ago, by QPaysTaxes

Unrelated, I'm a little sad that my answer telling people to comment well only has two upvotes. I thought people thought that was important (also I want more green crack)

Downgoat

@Geobits ^^^

Doorknob

2 mins ago, by QPaysTaxes

I like how three people thought this answer was useful

Geobits

But, but... good cheddar is orange, not yellow :(

Downgoat

03:05

doesn't matter

@Geobits y'all voted for this one

Geobits

@Downgoat I didn't ;)

Quill

@QPaysTaxes when you live an eternity as a doorknob, a few days is nothing

Downgoat

I like how 11 people thought this answer was useful

New Main Posts

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Q: Coding Around The Clock

Write a single line program two or more characters long that contains no line terminators and takes no input. For example, your program might be: MyProgram When your program is arranged into the shapes a clock's hands make at 12, 3, 6, and 9 o'clock, it needs to output the corresponding hour n...

Helka Homba

@Downgoat If you want to indicate that it's a programming language...I'm not sure you've got there

Downgoat

03:07

@HelkaHomba brb, adding curly brace around logo

Helka Homba

Mmm, curly cheese braces

Doorknob

@QPaysTaxes it... does?

Geobits

That's not cheese, it's processed cheese food. You can tell by the yellow.

Downgoat

@HelkaHomba you got curly cheese in your braces?

Helka Homba

How does printable-ascii shaped macaroni not exist?!

El'endia Starman

03:08

@HelkaHomba Oh that's so cool!

Downgoat

@Geobits of course it's processed, how else is it supposed to interpreter the code?

Geobits

@Downgoat I think there are laws about how you can market your cheese if it's not actually cheese :P

Helka Homba

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ > The initial program arrangement (MyProgram as is) does not need to do anything. Only the 12, 3, 6, and 9 o'clock arrangements need to have correct, well-defined output.

Downgoat

@Geobits please link

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@HelkaHomba I'm sorry, I'm an idiot

Helka Homba

03:09

Nah, it's fine

Geobits

Processed cheese

Processed cheese (also known as prepared cheese, cheese product, plastic cheese, or cheese singles) is a food product made from cheese (and sometimes other, unfermented, dairy by-product ingredients); plus emulsifiers, saturated vegetable oils, extra salt, food colorings, whey or sugar. As a result, many flavors, colors, and textures of processed cheese exist. Its invention is credited to Walter Gerber of Thun, Switzerland, in 1911. == AdvantagesEdit == Processed cheese has several technical advantages over traditional cheese, including: far longer shelf-life; resistance to separating when cooked...

Downgoat

q-is-wrong

Geobits

Your language is like the Velveeta of cheeses. Easily meltable, but not very tasty.

Downgoat

ಠ_ಠ who here downvoted my jquer answer

Ashwin Gupta

@Maltysen oh don't worry about it I got it. Ty tho.

@Geobits I hate that stuff :(

Geobits

03:13

@Downgoat raises hand

Sorry, it's just about as close to the textbook definition of "not useful" as you can get imo.

Ashwin Gupta

How does one make tags like that?

Geobits

Nah, I'm not gonna link-bomb him ;)

Ashwin Gupta

@QPaysTaxes same

we r kidding ofc

Geobits

@AshwinGupta Oh, but it does happen :P

Ashwin Gupta

At least I am, I can't speak for the evil unicorn man...

@QPaysTaxes :O [gasp]..

Downgoat

03:18

@Geobits ;_; why?

Geobits

It's not my fault you linked me to a jokey answer to a five-plus-year-old question.

Doorknob

I went to your profile to go find it. I looked at it, was about to downvote it, and then I realized I already had.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

G'night!

Downgoat

@Geobits You downvote this too?:

4427

A: RegEx match open tags except XHTML self-contained tags

You can't parse [X]HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool th...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

~~nothing~~

Downgoat

03:21

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ night!

Geobits

@Downgoat Can't. It's been locked since before I ever saw it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Kobi: I think it's time for me to quit the post of Assistant Don't Parse HTML With Regex Officer. No matter how many times we say it, they won't stop coming every day... every hour even. It is a lost cause, which someone else can fight for a bit. So go on, parse HTML with regex, if you must. It's only broken code, not life and death. — bobince Nov 13 '09 at 23:18

and bai for real

Doorknob

@Downgoat Also, that one is funny.

Downgoat

@Geobits but would you?

Geobits

@Downgoat Probably. But there's also a difference between that one and yours. That was a meme-starter. Yours is a meme-jumper. I give more points for creativity :P

Downgoat

03:23

Oh wait, makes sense. Geobits, the downvoter, nvm.

Easterly Irk

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ BAI

and BAI to everyone else too

Downgoat

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ bai

@EasterlyIrk bai

Doorknob

Can we please stop spelling worse than five-year-olds?

8

Geobits

^

teh interwebs is no excuse for this

Downgoat

@Doorknob how do you type as a doorknob? It's bard enough with hooves ._.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

03:25

Y U no liek spel rong?

Downgoat

@Doorknob same reason, many people say lol, and not, "that was funny"

Doorknob

Uh, no it's not.

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes i meant hard, not bard.

Doorknob

2 mins ago, by Downgoat

@Doorknob same reason, many people say lol, and not, "that was funny"

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes ignore first comma

Geobits

03:30

Downgoat

@QPaysTaxes my answer was, "not anytime soon"

Alex A.

@Geobits randomeyes.jpg

Doorknob

@Geobits Wheye did you post this?

(sorry)

Alex A.

@Doorknob You should be! Everyone knows puns are not accepted here.

Geobits

@Doorknob Never apologize for this.

Alex A.

03:32

@Downgoat There's a difference between a pun and intentionally inane misspelling.

Doorknob

@AlexA. ... okay, I spent way too long trying to find the pun in this message.

Downgoat

@AlexA. ohhhhhhhhh, just saw the pun :|

Alex A.

@Doorknob The pun was in your heart all along

Doorknob

Now Downgoat nose why I spelled it like that.

Geobits

@Doorknob You did finally find it though, right?

Doorknob

03:33

@Geobits Yeah, of course. It's pretty obvious.

Downgoat

@Doorknob these puns are really ear-itating

Doorknob

@Downgoat Oh, stop being so cheeky.

Geobits

@Doorknob Ok, just checking. I didn't want it to go over your head, since you're only about waist-high.

Alex A.

@QPaysTaxes Chairs?

Doorknob

@QPaysTaxes CJam programmers?

Downgoat

03:36

@QPaysTaxes cars?

Alex A.

Maybe he was referring to C--, the language.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@QPaysTaxes Cool?

Geobits

I can only think of a few three-letter C-words that would fit that blank, and none of them are good >_<

Alex A.

@QPaysTaxes D:

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@QPaysTaxes :(

Alex A.

03:37

Good night

Geobits

@QPaysTaxes You shouldn't be cutting off people's C-words...

Quill

@QPaysTaxes I can say for certain our cool factors are in the high 90th percentile

Geobits

@Quill That sounds a bit contradictory >_>

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Any vim users cough @Doorknob have any thoughts on what would make vim a better golfing language?

Phrancis

It's 0.90%

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

03:38

I'm looking for inspiration.

Alex A.

@Quill We're all so cool, it's like a refrigerator in here B)

Quill

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ If it made sense

Doorknob

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Why do you always start talking about this right before I have to go to sleep? :P

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Doorknob Why do you always have to go to sleep right after I start talking about it?

@Quill :(

Geobits

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ Maybe that should tell you something :P

Downgoat

03:40

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ are you proposing a vim golfing lang?

Doorknob

@Downgoat He already started one

Alex A.

He already has one: V

Ninja'd

Downgoat

Oh..

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Downgoat Now that's a crazy idea!

Downgoat

i hope it's not just aliases of vim cimmands :/

Geobits

03:41

Please tell me it acronyms to VIGOR. Something stupid like VIm Golf: Oh Really?

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Downgoat Part of it is, but only the stuff that I find really useful in vim that takes a lot of keystrokes, e.g. recursive macros.

I'm going to add more on top of that.

Which is why I'm looking for inspiration.

Downgoat

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ ok

Phrancis

"Uh, I can read my own code... better invent a golfing language to fix that!"

Geobits

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ I'm really trying to give you inspiration.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

O rly? I ardly know er!

quartata

03:44

I really misss User Friendly

(I assume that is what you were referencing with VIGOR)

Quill

I really miss the Quines... They were just so beautiful

Geobits

@quartata Not really, just the whole "vim and vigor" phrase in general.

quartata

Oh.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@Geobits Ooooh. Vim and vigor. I get it now. That took way too long.

Geobits

If you ever need any evidence that explaining jokes kills them, just link here :(

(although, I'm only half joking. great name, just needs better backronym)

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

03:47

How good can a single letter backronym be?

Geobits

? I mean one for VIGOR. That's five letters.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

But the name is V

Although VIGOR isn't a bad name.

Geobits

Oh, you already have a name picked out :(

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

I mean, it's not set in stone.

I've posted like 3 answers in it so far.

Alex A.

But I already made these V-themed tombstones...

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

03:50

@AlexA. 0_0

wat

Quill

@DrGreenEggsandHamDJ see V for Vendetta

(removed)

Geobits

Downgoat

Hello @R.Kap!

GamrCorps

Calculus people out there: what does the δf(x)/δt notation mean? (the δ notation)

R. Kap

@Downgoat Hello!

Alex A.

03:52

@GamrCorps You mean ∂?

GamrCorps

Probably, never sure on the actual symbol

R. Kap

(devomer)

GamrCorps

it just looked like a δ to me

Alex A.

Oh, it's different from lowercase delta. But anyway, ∂f(x,t)/∂t is the partial derivative of f(x, t) with respect to t.

So you differentiate f with respect to t, treating x (or any other variable in there) as a constant

Does that make sense?

GamrCorps

Yes! Thanks!

Ashwin Gupta

03:54

I've narrowed down my avatar choices to New Horizons or Lunar Module

3

Alex A.

My pleasure

R. Kap

Calculus. I can't wait...

GamrCorps

Calc is fun. Missing the lecture isn't

Alex A.

@AshwinGupta Both rickrolls...

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

@AshwinGupta ಠ_ಠ

Alex A.

03:55

(Yes, I clicked both. ∏.∏)

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta nice try

Geobits

@AlexA. See, this is why I've been asking for downstars.

Dr Green Eggs and Ham DJ

Starring so that others can be subjected to the pain.

@Geobits @Downgoat that's your next name.

Geobits

I promise I'll use them responsibly ;)

Downgoat

@AshwinGupta @AlexA. Can you elven this, clear the stars to save kthers from rickroll

Alex A.

03:56

No

4

Downgoat

Ok

Geobits

I'm not sure I've ever seen elven verbified.

Downgoat

Why does "No" have so many stars O_o

R. Kap

Yes

Watch the stars come rolling in

crickets

Downgoat

@R.Kap yw

Hello @Cyoc

Cyoce

03:58

Hello

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what about my range function? ¯( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)_/

R. Kap

Yay!

Downgoat

@Cyoce your range function is very fast +1

Cyoce

@Downgoat Which one?

Alex A.

@Geobits If I'm not mistaken, it was requested that I genetically convert something into an elf.

Downgoat

@Cyoce (the one conor was talking about) I'm using it in Cheddar if you don't mind

Geobits

03:59

@AlexA. That's what I got out of it. Or maybe you should alter something so that it looks elven-made. Could be either.

Cyoce

@Downgoat of course I don't mind! I love to see people using my stuff!

R. Kap

I was about post sad violin music, but now I'm going to post this:

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