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Fuzzy Octo Guacamole, 19 bytes
"google'.^={e}_!r_;
"google' pushes the string "google" to the stack.
. swaps the active stack.
^ gets input.
= is the rocketship operator, pushes 0 for equality, -1 for less than, and 1 for greater than as x <=> y with x as the top of the active stack, and y ...