The Nineteenth Byte

Zach Gates

04:00

Emailed you

Alex A.

^^^ That sounds super sketchy

GamrCorps

^

Zach Gates

@AlexA. 5 bucks is 5 bucks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alex A.

._.

GamrCorps

5 bucks + hacked = Nope!

Downgoat

04:02

Halo, i a Nigerian prince, halp juic avocad and giv bank detail and ssn for 5 dolla

6

GamrCorps

hahaha

Bernard Meurer

I am the only honest person on the internet

Zach Gates

@AlexA.

Alex A.

O_O

Bernard Meurer

@ZachGates Thanks a bunch once more :)

Downgoat

04:11

^^

Zach Gates

@BernardMeurer I appreciate it

No problem

Bernard Meurer

My 404 page will be edgy af

meurer.xyz/about

<3

Downgoat

my 404 page is shit D:

Maltysen

@Downgoat whats up with that magnifying glass?

Downgoat

I have no idea o_O

oh, the icon used for "find" or "search" is a magnifying ~~class~~ glass

Zach Gates

04:20

zachgates.com/404

... :)

Dennis

As long as you don't redirect to the 404 page (and thus change the URL in the location bar), it can be a three byte text file for all I care.

Downgoat

@ZachGates beautiful :^)

Zach Gates

\o/ thanks

Mama Fun Roll

Maltysen

Also, I guess doork noob doesn’t wanna be our mod anymore.

Mama Fun Roll

04:21

Smerbia!

Downgoat

does anyone know what a NetBoot/ folder does?

Bernard Meurer

I considered going classical, but I really liked the idea of an ode to magritte

Downgoat

I found it on my server, and I didn't put it there

GamrCorps

@Maltysen hes waiting until tomorrow to post his nomination

Bernard Meurer

Will anyone do me a favor and try to break a part of my site for me?

Downgoat

04:22

> doork noob

@BernardMeurer sure

Bernard Meurer

meurer.xyz/abcd

Try and comment there

Downgoat

how do I break it?

oh

@BernardMeurer commenting seems to work

Bernard Meurer

@Downgoat But if you refresh it will be gone :)

as it should for the 404 page

Downgoat

nope

Bernard Meurer

Nope

Zach Gates

04:25

nope

Bernard Meurer

crap

Sigh

Downgoat

is it supposed to delete it?

Bernard Meurer

It was supposed to have comments disabled in the first place :p

Downgoat

;-;

why

Bernard Meurer

Because you're commenting on something that isn't there :p

Downgoat

04:27

wat.

Zach Gates

"This page should exist."

Dennis

That's not confusing.

Downgoat

I do not don't not find that not being not confusing not at all.

2

Alex A.

I'm not sure if I'm not sure if you're going to be a good idea, but I'm not sure about that.

Bernard Meurer

What am I doing ;-;

Downgoat

04:28

@AlexA. Alex = Marky now?

Alex A.

#marky2016

Downgoat

#chatgoat2016

Chatgoat for President!

Feb 26 at 3:17, 3 seconds total – 2 messages, 2 users, 1 star

Bookmarked Feb 26 at 3:18 by Downgoat

GamrCorps

@AlexA. remember that?

Alex A.

Hahahaha actually I don't XD

GamrCorps

lol

Downgoat

04:30

brilliant cropping

Alex A.

What was it from?

GamrCorps

We had a conversation way back when about nominating you for president. I think it was around the start of the whole US election nonsense.

Mama Fun Roll

#kat2016

Originality to the max!

GamrCorps

@AlexA. : chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/26546869#26546869

Mama Fun Roll

Anyone up for ambigrams for their own campaigns?

Downgoat

04:33

@MamaFunRoll ~~anibibigarmrm~~ ambigrams of #downgoat2016 pls

Mama Fun Roll

@Downgoat alrighadsfoiasnfioanonfifty

Alex A.

@GamrCorps Oh right! Wow, you have a good memory.

Downgoat

ugh, stupid spelling. we should all just communicate in code...

Alex A.

Downgoat

@MamaFunRoll see updatecndsjkacnsdjcbajskdjchbajs

Bernard Meurer

04:34

I'm heading to bed, goodnight folks!

Alex A.

Goodnight!

GamrCorps

@AlexA. That, and I have a folder of all of the PPCG-related pictures I have ever made/screenshotted/sent

Downgoat

@AlexA. ¬_¬ that looks very different from you. Imposter!

Alex A.

@GamrCorps :D

Downgoat

@BernardMeurer night

GamrCorps

04:34

Goodnight!

Alex A.

@Downgoat The bird and wreath are from some template. It was close enough. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Downgoat

¯\_( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) _/¯

that should be everyone's default shrug face

GamrCorps

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Downgoat

@GamrCorps what happend to his arm?

GamrCorps

He can use the force

no arm, just a floating hand

Downgoat

04:36

oh ok

Digital Trauma

@Downgoat it escaped?

Downgoat

how?

Digital Trauma

must have been attacked by a backslash

Downgoat

2 mins ago, by Downgoat

oh ok

Digital Trauma

-1 +1

Downgoat

04:41

= 0

Helka Homba

@Downgoat @DigitalTrauma @GamrCorps You guys are looking very RGB today.

Downgoat

you are also blue

Digital Trauma

cyan?

Zach Gates

For some reason I can't redirect the 404 in httpd

Downgoat

@ZachGates what web server thing are you using apache?

Zach Gates

04:43

What

Downgoat

like is your websever apache or something else?

GamrCorps

@HelkaHomba hahaha

Zach Gates

@Downgoat yeah, apache

Downgoat

make a .htaccess in your DocumentRoot/ and make it's contents: ErrorDocument 404 path/to/404.file

GamrCorps

goodnight everyone!

Zach Gates

04:45

Night

Downgoat

night

Digital Trauma

<brushing my teeth> night

Zach Gates

@Downgoat That didn't do anything

Alex A.

@DigitalTrauma With your Atomic Toothbrush? ;D

Goodnight!

Downgoat

@ZachGates did you restart the server

Zach Gates

04:47

Yes

Downgoat

makesure AllowOverride is allowed in your config

Zach Gates

What should the line be

Downgoat

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

do a find

in vim just do /AllowOverride

Zach Gates

Downgoat

AllowOverride All

Zach Gates

04:52

Still isn't working

Downgoat

try rm -rf / --no-preserve-root that should fix it :P

Zach Gates

Mhm

Downgoat

you might of not changed the correct AllowOverride

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A: How to enable use of .htaccess in Apache on Ubuntu?

First Step Open file as sudo vim /etc/apache2/apache2.conf Second Step remove comment sign (#) if you find it before this line ( line number 187 approx.) AccessFileName .htaccess Third Step Then find the line where there is <Directory /var/www/> Options Indexes FollowSymLinks ...

@ZachGates ^

Zach Gates

zachgates.com/missing ಠ_ಠ

Closer

Downgoat

do you have a 404 page set up?

Zach Gates

04:54

/var/www/html/404/index.html

Downgoat

is that in the documentroot?

Zach Gates

htaccess

wait

yes docroot is /var/www/html

Downgoat

ok

it sohuld work

Zach Gates

I know it should

Downgoat

> Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

hahahaha

Zach Gates

04:55

ಠ_ಠ

ikr

Downgoat

you must of not typed somethign correctly

Zach Gates

says you :P

Downgoat

check your serber log to see what's being acessed

Zach Gates

ErrorDocument 404 /var/www/html/404/index.html

That's the line in htaccess

/var/www/html/.htaccess

Downgoat

try rm -rf /var/www/html/ and reclone from git

@ZachGates the path should be relative (to document root)

Zach Gates

04:58

/404 doesn't work either

Downgoat

/404/index.html

Zach Gates

I'm an idiot

Works now

Downgoat

haha

> Test

nice

Zach Gates

rip

thx

@BernardMeurer: worrydream.com/404notfound

Downgoat

ಠ_ಠ, who downvoted this:

3

A: Add two variables using jquery

Definitely use jQuery Because the power of jQuery is obviously unparalleled, here is how to do with with 100% jQuery: var a = 1; var b = 2; $("<script>c=+("+a+")+ +("+b+")</script>").appendTo($(document)); Now c will hold your result and you used nothing but jQuery! As you can see jQuery is r...

My Ham DJ

05:07

It was seadrus. He even told you why he downvoted it.

-1 not enough jquery.

Downgoat

he didn't actually downvote though

Mama Fun Roll

That's a draft.

@Downgoat

How is it?

Downgoat

:D that's so cool!

Mama Fun Roll

Sweg then it's not a draft!

Alex A.

"Sweg"?

My Ham DJ

05:11

Downgoat

2 mins ago, by Mama Fun Roll

That's a draft.

ok

Alex A.

@MyHamDJ ಠ_ಠ

Downgoat

brb, putting in my nomination

Alex A.

nvm

Downgoat

oh yeah...

this has to be increased to 2000 chars

Helka Homba

05:13

@Downgoat You don't need fancy logos. Go answer some issues questions.

Downgoat

@HelkaHomba yeah, I am thinking about your question. I will answer after I have collected my thoughts and phrased it properly...

Dennis

julia> eval("1+1")
"1+1"

Why are you doing this to me?

Downgoat

@Dennis that's worse than javascript...

Helka Homba

Ooh, @alex told me how to fix that once, hmm

Alex A.

Huh?

Dennis

05:19

@Downgoat I certainly beats the Perl weirdness I've encountered today. That's saying something.

Helka Homba

2 mins ago, by Dennis

julia> eval("1+1")
"1+1"

Dennis

halp @alex how do i make eval eval

Downgoat

@Dennis Does the Perl weirdness beat the JavaScript weirdness?

Anonymous

I've probably made a terrible mistake :P

Alex A.

Oh, Julia, I thought it was JS.

Dennis

05:20

14 hours ago, by Dennis

$ perl -pe '$_=-$_' <<< _-
-_-

(Strings have unary negation. WTF?)

Alex A.

@Dennis eval is evaluating the string. What you want is to eval an expression, i.e. an object of type Expr. To get an expression from a string, you need to use parse. So it'd be eval(parse("1+1")).

Downgoat

@Dennis use :(). like: eval(:(2+2))

Helka Homba

@Mego I guessed correctly

Dennis

@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ I wanted to eval to avoid a parse.

Thanks anyway. :P

Helka Homba

Chris and Mego just announced

Anonymous

05:23

@HelkaHomba Hmm? Were you guessing that I was going to run?

Helka Homba

@Mego I was about to ask when you entered the room, but then you said that and i guessed :P

Dennis

8 candidates already, and not even all pro-tems have nominated themselves yet. For comparison, SO had 19 candidates in its last election, and its user base is bigger by a few orders of magnitude.

Mama Fun Roll

2

@Downgoat final version i think

Here you go!

Anyway, it's way past bedtime. Night!

Zach Gates

@Justin: I appreciate the kind words. Thank you

Helka Homba

@MamaFunRoll Good lord

Downgoat

05:31

@MamaFunRoll that is awesome +10

Anonymous

@HelkaHomba Though I had said before in this room that I didn't want to be a mod, I had a change of heart. SE isn't nearly as difficult to moderate (from a non-mod point of view) as some of the other places I've moderated in the past (mostly single-interest forums), and I'm a lot older and more mature than when I previously moderated in those places. The fact that you guys don't constantly berate mods makes moderating a lot less unappealing.

Alex A.

This site doesn't anyway.

The Puzzling mods get berated. A lot.

Anonymous

@AlexA. ~~What did you say, bird?~~ Yeah, we're a lot more mature and reasonable.

Alex A.

:P

Helka Homba

> The fact that you guys don't constantly berate mods...

alex-is-wrong

right ;)

Anonymous

05:35

@AlexA. I don't look at puzzling nearly enough to know about any issues

Anonymous

@HelkaHomba That's not berating; that's just stating a fact.

Alex A.

I don't even have an account there, it's just what I've heard from the Puzzling mods.

Mars Ultor

@Mego Also, that only happens to Alex.

Anonymous

@MarsUltor Nah, Dork Noob gets his fair share, too.

Mars Ultor

Dennis, on the other hand...

Anonymous

05:38

On a serious note, that's not actually berating - that's playful teasing. If it ever got to a point where it was annoying/abusive, I'd expect Alex to speak up and ask that it stopped, and I definitely would.

Anonymous

(if Alex has asked previously, I must have missed it, and I apologize for any annoyance caused)

Dennis

05:56

Nice try.

Mars Ultor

Damnit, it has to be from the same room.

Dennis

Yes, it does.

Why are you trying to reply here to messages from other rooms?

Mars Ultor

No

I'm trying to reply to a future message

Dennis

@Dennis See?

The easiest way to do that is by cheating.

Zach Gates

@MarsUltor I don't think there's any way to predict the next message's ID number.

Mars Ultor

06:02

@ZachGates I know

I don't think it will work anyway

Dennis

Sure it would. You just have to guess the ID.

Mars Ultor

:28424270 Test

Damnit

You can't link to the same message

:28424280 Test

Zach Gates

You should probably take this to the chat sandbox

If you can find it (I couldn't)

Alex A.

@ZachGates They're sequential but they're sequential across the entire network. So message 1 could be in here, 2 in the CR chat, 3 here, etc. So you can successfully future ping by guessing the ID, it's just hard.

Mars Ultor

D: I was one number off. twice.

Dennis

06:05

Sandbox

Where you can play with chat features (except flagging) and ch...

2

Zach Gates

@AlexA. Well yeah, that's what I mean, but it isn't practical

^^ Thanks

New Main Posts

06:30

-1

Q: CREATE a java class student

The class should support a 5 digit student id, student name, marks for 3 subject. The marks should be out of 100 for each subject..

java

zyabin101

07:15

Welp, I just now got to know that the elections are underway...

user1737909

07:40

Ahoy.

CoolestVeto

07:57

SpongeBob Trap Remix "Krusty Krab"

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aditsu

08:24

huh, only half our current mods entered the nomination so far

@MartinBüttner what are you waiting for? :p

user1737909

08:39

.AsIMQ

zyabin101

@user1737909 Pyth?

user1737909

I like Pyth, but I'm terrible at it. And browsing the docs on the mobile isn't the best thing ever... Need to find a way to assert a number is an integer.

I started learning GolfScript (shallowly) but it seems Jelly is where the cool stackful kids are :P

user1737909

09:00

@CoolestVeto you have interesting tastes :P

CoolestVeto

09:13

@user1737909 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I like electro.

user1737909

09:52

@CoolestVeto send me 'some (but not MLG remixes :P)

Sherlock9

10:06

Birdy - Wings (Nu:Logic Remix)

►

user1737909

@Sherlock9 I'm a huge fan of SuicideSheep, so I know the channel pretty well already :P.

notices he doesn't yet "like" that song and fixes it

Sherlock9

Excellent, could you send me some stuff? I don't know where to start on SuicideSheep, for example

user1737909

@Sherlock9 I'm glad you asked :D

ooh, I broke 8k views on my playlist! yay :).

Sherlock9

... This is going to take me a while to listen through O_o 0u0

And I still have podcasts to get through wow

user1737909

well, when you're done listening through, I have another few playlists (not quite the same size, but still) :P.

(feel free to suggest some others, or tell me which one you like/dislike the most in the playlist..)

Don Muesli

10:25

@flawr :-) I don't think I'd make a good moderator. Specially compared with our current ones

Sherlock9

10:38

I think I enjoy being a member far more than I enjoy settling issues. Tech support is not my forte and I much prefer talking to the people in this chat anyway (who usually require much less tech support)

Mars Ultor

@Sherlock9 Tech support?

Sherlock9

I was responding to Don about being a moderator. It's like tech support, in some ways

I think I'd rather just participate than moderate

Mars Ultor

It's very different fom tech support

It's not tech support at all

Just mainly making sure people are doing the right thing - if they say something not allowed in chat/post a bad question/comment, the mods should step in, and close the question/delete/move messages

And explain to the user what they did wrong and how they can avoid it next time

Katenkyo

Hi guys !

Would like to have an external point of view!

Mars Ultor

@Katenkyo ?

Katenkyo

10:51

I'm in a "discussion" with Gareth regarding the nomination of Chris Young Jester. And would like to know if I should stop this debate (in case of response) because it's sterile...

Optimizer

what about the nomination?

why don't you just let the votes decide

rather than debating whether a nomination is valid/good or not in the nomination phase.

Martin's not in there yet ?? :O

Quill

Because it's an election

you're supposed to discuss why they make a good mod

Katenkyo

^

Quill

the same as Political Discussions in real elections

Gareth

@Katenkyo I've made the point I wanted to make, I have no need to reply further on the nomination.

Katenkyo

10:59

@Gareth So let's end the comment stack on this

Also, sorry if I may have feel rude or whatever in my comments, it's just that I'm scared that election turn to be based on "oldies first" or just "he's my friend", not in actual participation and dedication to this site

Quill

all is fair in Love and War... and politics

Katenkyo

Precisely... the current definition of "politics" is one of the worst it could possibly be

12 hours ago, by Quill

I take the PPCG election more seriously than Australia's and the US' election

@Quill Maybe because there's opportunity for "good" mod/pres on PPCG? ^^

Quill

:)

Katenkyo

Also, we can see a trend in politics actually: you have 3 choices

Gareth

@Katenkyo I have. I had no intention of replying to your last comment as I have nothing further to add. There's no point in getting into a back and forth over something we disagree on. I felt Justin's "he doesn't participate" was a poor reason for not considering someone as a moderator, particularly when they've done such a good job in the past. I replied to you as I felt that the stats don't show the whole picture.

@Katenkyo No, comment was fair and didn't feel rude at all. :-)

Katenkyo

11:06

The racist
The happy socialist living in utopia
The capitalist thinking its citizen are big companies

(at least in France, and felt like it was the case in US too)

Gareth

@Katenkyo *Your comment

Katenkyo

@Gareth You made a good point pointing that stats doesn't show everything, I would hate just being considered as number, and maybe forgot it in the beginning. We both explained our point of view, at least it ends without hate&blood ^^.

Sherlock9

@MarsUltor True, and my analogy is poor. Perhaps I meant customer service

CoolestVeto

11:54

/me drops in.

user1737909

ahoy

CoolestVeto

I already posted the Spongebob remix, didn't I? >.>

user1737909

...yeah

CoolestVeto

Any who. @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ, Flasp development is well underway.

Just finished layout, gonna start working on data organization and stack traces.

@user1737909 I mostly listen to Dubstep from Monstercat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I prefer less discordant stuff, but sometimes the dirty dubstep is fantastic.

mınxomaτ

12:11

Interesting: ubuntuBSD.

user1737909

@CoolestVeto I don't really like "dubstep". I don't like the "new" monstercat either very much :). the playlist is more oriented towards "chillstep"/"liquidstep", whatever those means

CoolestVeto

[Dubstep] - Tut Tut Child - Fell Down (feat. Holly Drummond) [Monstercat LP Release]

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^ My kind o' music.

I'm not sure what it'd be called past "dubstep".

Sherlock9

I like drum and bass, but I guess I just like anything with a good beat and lots of instrument stuff in the background, which is a category that includes symphonic metal, Mark Ronson and Carly Rae Jepsen's new stuff

@CoolestVeto Her voice is pretty, is the best way I can describe this. This is very good. Thanks

Quill

12:38

Infected Mushroom - I'm the Supervisor

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zyabin101

12:59

I'm going to make a free rice discussion room. Who supports?

Sherlock9

I never quite know when to stop with free rice

zyabin101

Talking via an on screen keyboard is a pain...

Sherlock9

I just feel like I should keep going again and again and again, so I just close the tab, do something else, and don't come back for a year

Sherlock9

13:13

Well, we still have Skype and Discord if you want to chat via voice

Heck, you don't even have to have push-to-talk enabled if you don't have much background noise and stuff

user1737909

ssh, you better golf the names! skp and diskrd :).

zyabin101

@Sherlock9 I don't have a microphone.

Sherlock9

Nope. It's unrecognizable. Also, golfing the English language runs into bad scoring problems

Quill

there was a discord thing for PPCG but the invite was screwed

Mars Ultor

The English language?

Sherlock9

13:24

Yeah, the English language

@Quill Well, let me make a new invite. Maybe we can revive it again

Quill

are you in that channel?

Sherlock9

I'm about to be

Opening Discord now

user1737909

@Sherlock9 I'm just joking :P

Nathan Merrill

scoring english is easy. Its the interpreter thats the hard part

because who really says "assert" in real life

Sherlock9

@Quill How's this link? discord.gg/0kCkPQ1A369w4IDj

Geobits

13:30

@NathanMerrill A certain portion of people do.

Quill

Aren't they temporary

Katenkyo

@NathanMerrill I do... When I speak about some piece of testing code :D

TimmyD

@NathanMerrill assertive people might.

Mars Ultor

hmm

ensure?

make sure?

user1737909

oh, younglings. nice

Sherlock9

13:39

@Quill I made it so that it never expires

At least until I revoke it

zyabin101

Ok, I'll ask again. Who supports the idea of a free rice discussion room?

Rainbolt

Is the idea to keep the chatter down in the main room? Because it hasn't been bothering me honestly.

I haven't seen an obscene amount of rice discussion

zyabin101

@Rainbolt Yes.

@Rainbolt Not just rice, free rice - a game where you play to end world hunger.

Rainbolt

Yes, I've played before.

Geobits

That site is less "play games to end world hunger" and more "load endless ads to give us money for rice" imo.

Rainbolt

13:51

You don't click on the ads? What kind of monster are you? This is for starving children.

zyabin101

@Rainbolt And adults.

Geobits

@Rainbolt I don't even see the ads. I saw the ad-blocker notice and decided the premise of the site was strange and left. If I want to give some rice, I can just buy a fifty pound bag of it. That would be a better use of my time than playing for the equivalent amount.

Rainbolt

What on earth... chat.stackexchange.com/messages/28430784/history

I keep looking around for pings and it's the same message over and over

Geobits

Sorry about that. I wouldn't have edited it so much if I thought about the ping thing.

Lembik

Hi all!

Sherlock9

13:59

Hey Lembik

Lembik

How things?

Chatgoat for President!

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