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@Aearnus replace ?\n with $/
@quartata oh crap, I completely forgot about procs. thanks haha
@Aearnus kill spaces around : (I know you can remove at least one, not sure about the other)
@Doorknob can't remove either, I tried
replace "#{n}"+...+"#{n}" with "#{n}#{...}#{n}"
@Aearnus really? weird O_o
03:01
oh jk you can remove the second one. It was just being weird earlier I guess.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ OK I have no idea how this one works
I take it you found a shorter way to generate the string, right?
So is the έγ compressed?
ok I give up this isn't getting under 30 bytes in Pyth
03:03
+*3έγ' is three tabs followed by a space.
@Doorknob ha!
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, interesting.
Yup! Since we can save a space to gamma, we can save bytes further in the process.
Still 10.6 qpd
Don't tell Alex you have a variable defaulting to tabs but not to spaces
@quartata Oh right I could've used that
Is he here >_>
03:09
@AlexA.
@Doorknob what
woo, I got it to exactly 100 bytes and posted it ^.^
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Posted the new version. I looked for some sort of preset variable like that but couldn't find one. Turns out I was... overlooking... a certain character
>.>
<.<
03:13
@quartata XD
4 6! That's a lot
ninja'd you
Why is the Seriously answer the most upvoted?
I guess it looks pretty cool.
I typed up an explanation for the new one. Thanks again.
So, is golfscript totally dead? I remember maybe two years ago when it was all people used to golf
03:16
yes, yes it is
Yeah because CJam is (usually) better.
There's occasions where GolfScript is better because of implicit input.
But CJam is basically GolfScript 2 (very very similar)
I personally consider CJam to be all the things missing from GolfScript :P
5
A: ROT-128 oscillating quine (Mutual Quine)

DennisGolfScript, 64 48 bytes {ºî»`'.~'+.{128^}%\](}.~û:n;৮þ§«®û±²¸Þý¥Üݨý®þ Thanks to @MartinBüttner for golfing off 16 bytes! Try it online! Output û:n;৮þ§«®û±²¸Þý¥Üݨý®þ{ºî»`'.~'+.{128^}%\](}.~ Try it online! Verification $ LANG=en_US $ cat quine.gs {ºî»`'.~'+.{128^}%\](}.~û:n;৮þ§«®...

heyyyy @quartata
I may have another golf for you
nevermind
03:20
I bet there's a way to combine the replacements into one with regex magic
But I'm not sure if it'll be shorter
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ what
@AlexA. scroll up
no don't scroll up
I SWEAR I HAVE A SPACE VARIABLE
\x05
03:21
Oh.
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

DowngoatGroup the sentence. Given sentences of letters, and spaces. Group and separate the words Examples Each line is one input. Output is separated by a blank line. A B C A D E E D E A B C A D E E D E --- A A B C A B A C B B A A A B C A B A C B B A Spec Input: Inp...

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ಠ____ಠ
@AlexA. I DO
"\x05"
@AlexA. Julia has a tab escape \t
( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
03:23
Better not use it
@quartata I know
( ͜ಠ ͡ʖ ͜ಠ)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Anonymous
I need to find a golfy way to do 1 if n == 1 else 2 in Seriously :/
@Mego for what?
03:26
2-!(n-1)? (not sure if that applies for Seriously)
Anonymous
@Doorknob It does, but I'm not sure if it'd be golfier than what I have
Mego will min/max work?
Anonymous
@somebody Yeah
Anonymous
Ooh, min(n,2)
Anonymous
Though I think that would be the same length
03:30
idk if it can be shorter then
you could possibly do decrement -> is true? -> increment, but i doubt it's shorter
Anonymous
Dbu is shorter
Anonymous
That's one byte off!
@AlexA. required for what?
@somebody You.
Anonymous
03:34
@somebody also required
@Mego Why is that required?
Anonymous
@AlexA. Look at the username. Look at the song title. Look back at the username.
@Mego amazingly, that's only the second time i've seen that posted because of my username
Anonymous
Brb going incognito for the next one
@Mego haaaaaaah
Anonymous
nooooo
Anonymous
Why does this exist?
Anonymous
Oh good it's not the same song
Are they covering the Jefferson Airplane song?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Negative
Anonymous
Queen is maximum betterness
Jefferson Airplane > Queen
Anonymous
Heresy
03:40
I read a while back that Grace from Jefferson Airplane was an influence to Florence from Florence and the Machine. It makes so much sense based on how Florence sings.
Anonymous
My gf is super excited because she's going to see F+TM in May
Anonymous
Not my style of music, so I'm not going with :P
Anonymous
Instead she's taking our mutual friend who is similarly obsessed
Ah. My girlfriend and I saw Florence and the Machine together a few years ago.
I like her first two albums.
03:42
gf
ppcg
something's not right here (/s)
Anonymous
I'll listen to F+TM if it comes on the radio, but I'm not going to go to a concert :P
That's fair. :P
@Aearnus Man, wait 'til you find out how many of us actually do have significant others... :P
Or even.... kids!
03:46
Kids usually imply a significant other. :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ woohoo, the single life
I'm 15. Not exactly complaining :P
@El'endiaStarman Or at least a significantly past other :P
....I think you mean "past significant other". :P
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ wait what
i'm possibly not the youngest?
03:47
Definitely not.
i wonder if anyone here is <15yo
Me, VTC, and Riker are all 15.
Doorknob's 12
Anonymous
Slid into 2nd place now with 28 bytes :D
@somebody what does that make you?
Anonymous
I thought Doorknob was 15
03:48
you thought correctly
@Mego Just recently
Aight, because I refuse to believe that someone better at golfing at me was 12 :P
Anonymous
What is with all the 15-year-olds?
so five of us are 15
Anonymous
03:48
And I thought VTC was older
@somebody You're 15?
damnm what did I miss
yeah
How are you in 12th grade?
@Aearnus I was 13 when I signed up here I think :P
03:49
@Doorknob heeeyyy me too!
skipped grade 2
Anonymous
VTC was talking about being about to graduate high school this year. Though he is in the UK, so that might skew things a bit.
Anonymous
I was 21. Still am 21.
@Doorknob Ah that's the confusion
@somebody Grades might be different in Australia than in the US. What's the last grade before you go off to university?
Here it's 12.
03:50
i only found out PPCH was really interesting like a month ago
programming puzzles and calvin's hobbies
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@AlexA. it's 12 here too (in most countries as well)
@Mego alex.age == mego.age + 4
in NZ it's grades 1-13, they have no preschool
@AlexA. roughly
you didn't count months/days/hours etc.
Anonymous
Nope, he was born exactly 4 years before me
Anonymous
03:51
It's quite unnerving
^
I had a friend a long time ago who had the same birthday as me but a year before.
@El'endiaStarman Yes, in my case it's definitely in the past ;)
Anonymous
I had a friend who is one day younger than me. She just popped out a kid.
@Mego Whoa.
03:53
It just popped out? Wow, my kid took considerably more effort from the look of it.
My mom was 38 when she had me.
@Geobits "Ah, whoops. I guess I gave birth."
Wait, isn't that the premise of an entire show? I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant or something like that.
Yea... I still don't get that.
Anonymous
@AlexA. 36 for mine
Anonymous
Some women who are very obese/unhealthy can get pregnant without any outward signs, and they miss the other physical symptoms because that's "normal" for them
03:55
I mean, I get the concept, it's just hard to imagine given what it seems like for most women.
I turned 17 today :)
lmao I just kicked from a Valve Server for trying to kick a hacker
Anonymous
There's a famous AskReddit story about a situation like that but I don't want to find it, possibly puke by accidentally reading it, post it here, and get banned
> Vote kick hacker everyone was complaining about
> vote fails
@Eridan Congratulations! One step closer to death!
03:56
> Hacker votes to kick me for scamming
> passes
Dude probably has no life :P
Anonymous
@Geobits Some steps are much larger than others. The step at 21, for most Americans, is much larger than the previous steps.
Don't get me wrong I admire LMAOBox as a piece of programming art but the people who use it are just assholes
so what if someone tries to kick you
it has vote kick protection deal
@Mego Why?
@Mego Maybe... I'm not sure I knew anyone growing up who didn't drink before 21 >_>
03:57
@Eridan Oh hey, happy birthday! :D
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Q: Radiation softened quine

CatsAreFluffyIt's simple: Make a quine where if you remove any character, it's still a quine. The difference between this and a radiation hardened quine is that if your program is AB, in a radiation hardened quine A would output AB, but here, A would output A. Code golf, all standard rules, standard loophol...

Anonymous
@AlexA. 21 == alcohol can be purchased == more alcohol can be consumed due to the ease of acquisition
@Geobits I knew a few. But I wasn't one of them. :|
Anonymous
@Geobits Sure, but it's a lot easier to drink alcohol once you can legally purchase it
I think I actually started drinking less then. Call me weird I guess :)
It wasn't "bad" any more. I was a great kid, let me tell ya.
03:59
Lots of quine stuff
Anonymous
So you're a rebel :P
On my 21st birthday, I had a drink with friends. Y'know what I got? Milk. I love milk.
@El'endiaStarman Thanks :)
@El'endiaStarman Oh man, the milk hangovers are the worst, though.
Probably worth noting that all of said friends were underage, but nonetheless, I hate the taste of alcohol anyway...
03:59
Blasphemy
Anonymous
Usually when my gf and I would go out to restaurants, my gf would get a drink, and hand the keys to me. When I turned 21, she had to keep the keys :P
haha
Anonymous
I don't like the taste of straight alcohol. I much prefer mixed drinks
Anonymous
Cream soda + apple pie moonshine + fireball whiskey = heaven
04:00
I like to sip tequila.
I can do shots just fine, but I prefer to sip :)
And whiskey.
Not at the same time.
Fireball whiskey? gag
Anonymous
Whiskey (specifically Jameson) is really the only straight liquor I can drink on its own
Anonymous
04:01
@Geobits Not much; just enough for the cinnamon taste
Irish whiskey? Ewwww.
...aaand the 15-year-olds are conspicuously absent from the conversation. As they should be. :P
Anonymous
@AlexA. Jameson is sooo smooth though!
Anonymous
If I try to drink straight Maker's Mark, it fights me going down
04:01
Let's see, sipping liquor... it'd probably have to be some sort of rum.
Rum is too sweet for me
Anonymous
If I drink Jameson, it knows it belongs there
hahaha
"You belong in me, Jameson."
Anonymous
I'm Irish by blood :P
@AlexA. That's why it's good for sipping. If I mix it, I have to use non-sweet drinks.
Anonymous
04:03
2nd-worst alcohol-related decision of my life was taking a shot of fireball. I do not recommend it.
Oh, yea, most definitely.
Second worst, you say? Do tell.
Anonymous
Worst was a shot of Reyka
I'm not familiar with that
Anonymous
It's Icelandic vodka
04:04
Hm
Worst for me was a vodka night. One friend brought the vodka. The other guy with the OJ never showed. Bad times ensued. I don't drink vodka anymore.
Anonymous
Primary ingredients were paint thinner and fire, by the taste
haha
@Mego I find that hard to believe. Pregnancy has signs that are far more telling that weight gain.
Anonymous
That shit was strong
Anonymous
04:04
@Dennis What's morning sickness and mood swings to someone who vomits every morning and has severe hormone imbalance already?
/me needs a gravatar
@Geobits Orange juice? Does it soothe the burning?
No, but it waters down the vodka
@Mego And fetal movement? That's pretty hard to miss...
@El'endiaStarman No, but vodka/oj is a popular drink (screwdriver). It's not as harsh as straight vodka, and you don't accidentally drink far too much by chugging straight from the bottle >_>
Anonymous
04:06
The lesson I learned from that night was to put away the vodka once I could feel the alcohol starting to affect me
Anonymous
@Dennis You mean indigestion from binge eating?
@Geobits Ahhh, okay.
Anonymous
I learned the other night that I enjoy "girly" drinks more than most "manly" drinks. I don't like whiskey on the rocks, but I'll enjoy every second of most cocktails.
@Mego Nope, that's not the same. Not at all.
@Dennis Consider for a moment that half of all people have below-average intelligence.
Anonymous
04:09
There are also some women who have relatively peaceful pregnancies
@El'endiaStarman I never said that the intellectually challenged couldn't miss the fact that they're pregnant. But simply being overweight isn't enough.
Anonymous
> obese/unhealthy
Being overly obese could quite conceivably be enough for some women to credibly never realize that they were pregnant, simply because it hides or mutes the symptoms.
Anonymous
Other health issues could mask symptoms
Anonymous
You know this sounds like a great question for Medicine.SE
04:12
@Dennis You should see most of the people on the show, though. I've never watched it, but the commercials and previews don't convey the idea that these people are overly intelligent or healthy.
Anonymous
Oh wow TvTropes got a new design
@Mego Nothing wrong with that
@Mego Warning: TvTropes.
I like both types, just depends on the mood of the place most of the time.
Anonymous
@AlexA. I know :P My gf made some jokes about the large, bearded man drinking a lemon drop martini
Anonymous
04:16
And then stopped making jokes when she got one and discovered how amazing they are
@Mego You're a large, bearded man?
Anonymous
@AlexA. No, she was joking about the other large, bearded man she went to a bar with
How big is your beard?
Always interesting to find out physical characteristics of people I only know via the internet. Mostly because I pretty much never have a mental image of said people. :P
Anonymous
@AlexA. 6'2
04:18
That's a mighty long beard :D
Anonymous
Lol I joke
Anonymous
It's shorter now because I just trimmed it
So only 5'10?
Anonymous
Usually anywhere between 1-3 inches
04:20
@Mego That's a beard
Anonymous
Anonymous
Help I clicked a link
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I hope you don't mind me saying the rites.
Anonymous
As long as you don't say the Wongs
Ah, you'd prefer Wilbur and Orville, then?
04:26
No, those are the Wights. No ghosts here.
Anonymous
The problem with the Wongs is that they're so 2-dimensional. Typical for Martians.
You know what they say - two Wongs don't make a Wright. But three do!
I see I missed something about whiskey
I don't drink but <insert random inane alcohol-related story so I don't feel left out>
There. That's better.
Anonymous
And now I made it to AH from TVTropes
Anonymous
What a strange internet
lolwat
Anonymous
Necessary background: Gavin and Geoff were drunk
Ah, so the chain loops back to alcohol again.
Anonymous
It always does
@quartata :O
What a crazy story
04:53
@Mego say, how exactly do registers work in Seriously?
You're getting dangerously close to outgolfing me on Print N Squared so I'd like to know a bit more about my enemy
Anonymous
@quartata Like variables. The registry is a dict.
Oh, OK.
Anonymous
I've been trying to find ways to shave 4 bytes off my answer, but I'm coming up short
Anonymous
Either that's as short as it gets (28), or I'm missing a drastically different way to solve it that's much shorter
Anonymous
And I'm leaning towards the first
04:56
TIL about an....interesting custom.
Charivari (or shivaree or chivaree, also called "rough music") is the term for a French folk custom in which the community gives a noisy, discordant mock serenade, also pounding on pots and pans, at the home of newlyweds. The loud, public ritual evolved to a form of social coercion, for instance, to force an as-yet-unmarried couple to wed. This type of social custom arose independently in many rural village societies, for instance also in England, Italy, Wales or Germany, where it was part of the web of social practices by which the small communities enforced their standards. The community used...
So what chars can be used as registers? In CJam variables are uppercase letters
Anonymous
Literally anything
Anonymous
And not just chars - anything that is hashable
Anonymous
So technically lists are the only things that can't be used as register names
How do you retrieve the variable then?
Anonymous
04:57
With the push command
Anonymous
Example:
poosh
Anonymous
5"abc"┐ pushes 5 to "abc"
Anonymous
"abc"└ will push the 5 from "abc" to the stack
You should add a one time register like Pyth's J - the first time it is called it stores a value and after that calling it returns that value
Anonymous
05:00
The only real issue with registers now is that they can't be manipulated without pulling from the register, manipulating it on the stack, and then pushing the value back to the register
0
A: Radiation Hardened Quine

ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆJavascript ES6 (Firefox), 36 SyntaxError: missing ; before statement I'm hoping error quines are valid. Remove the 36 characters in such a way that you are left with S m.

Next is the soft version.
(The real hard challenge.)
STDERR is usually ignored so I don't think that is valid; could be wrong
@AlexA. Is STDERR a valid output method?
No
Unless that's all the language has
(AFAIK)
So I'm guessing I should delete my answer
right?
Anonymous
Yep
@Downgoat you should shorten your print n squared answer
05:24
good night\

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