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23:00
@Dennis when will you put up explanations? I would like to see for retina and bash hopefully...
@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ There's also '%x'%n.
now without cheating:
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A: Paint Starry Night, objectively, in 1kB of code

orlpPython3.4+, 4697.26 I used the same method as in my ImageMagick answer, but with the following parameters: convert ORIGINAL.png -filter Lanczos2 -resize x32 - | pngquant --speed 1 -f 20 > i Using these parameters I generated the following 1003 byte Python program: import base64,io,PIL.Image ...

@TanMath Why Dennis specifically? There are a lot of answers all over the site that are missing explanations.
@TanMath Not sure yet. I improved the score of the Retina answer barely 15 minutes ago. I don't think I'll bother with the Bash answer. The challenge didn't have a tie breaker when I posted it, and it's not golfed.
@feersum you know a better way?
23:10
@orlp You can use any byte in the Python source, if you declare an encoding.
Any 8-bit ASCII extension will do.
@feersum could you give an example file?
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A: Partial Ordering of Regex Patterns

feersumPython 2, 522 bytes * .92 = 480.24 537.28 Edit 2: -60 bytes Edit: Added explanation. Defined is the function f which takes the two pattern strings as arguments and returns '<', '=', '>', '|', or 'X'. Less than one minute is needed to process all test cases. The code consists of the following,...

let's say, that contains bytes(range(256)) in a literal?
HI! BYE!
so only \0 needs to be escaped?
23:12
Me now.
That, your quote delimiter, and things that would resolve to another backslash escape.
@El'endiaStarman You know what I like
@flawr SO CUTE
:P
@AlexA. It'd be hard to not notice that you love (cute) pictures of dogs. :P
I love all pictures of dogs. :D
23:15
There's a really good redhead version...
hahaha I love those
4/10 very disturbing
Source appears to be webdesign-weblog.nl/…
which has several other good ones :D
Well then, good night=)
23:20
Good night!
@Doorknob Indeed it does!
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼExploding Quines! code-golfquine You will be making a program/function of length n that: Puts the kth char at the center of the space, where k = (n+1)/2. This will be the location of your ground zero. Puts the rest of the non-whitespace chars randomly arranged around ground zero. The Pythag...

MartinBüttner brought up a problem.
Any ideas on fixing it?
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ Like Martin, I think the challenge would be better without the quine part, just "Exploding Strings".
I'm working on it
Why on Earth would Chrome cache cross-origin policies?
23:33
Agreed with Zgarb.
Fixed out quine part. Thoughts?
+1 for cats. So much better for them to explode than dogs.
@El'endiaStarman You may have to explode them 9 times, though.
With pleasure.
What is with all the cat hate ;_;
23:39
Dogs are so much better.
@Dennis lolwat
@El'endiaStarman [citation-needed]
@Dennis Why on Earth are you still using that browser? Use IE.
Source: I have two dogs and am allergic to cats.
@quartata Safari does it, too.
(Mildly allergic.)
23:40
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ You're joking, right?
One might say he's trolling.
@Dennis Nah. It's even better with potato computer.
Cuz nobody likes Apple.
:)
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ I thought you liked JS
@quartata I made a mistake when I changed the default font of TIO, so subdomain.tryitonline.net couldn't access tryitonline.net/font.ttf. I had to do a hard refresh so it would pick up the change I made months ago.
♪ They see me trollin', they hatin'... ♫
23:41
@quartata That's why I use IE!
With potato computers!
I just noticed that I missed a goddamn exam. Becaus I copied the wrong fucking date into my fucking agenda.
Been there.
you know and i checked it 1000 times!!
all the eeffing dates
Dang
@flawr That looks like Samuel Jackson...
23:45
Oh my god it does
@flawr I'm so sorry to hear that. :( Can you plead with your professor?
@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ In that case, I believe the message above it is missing two "mother"s
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That reminds me of something I read once. A guy was saying that the only bad part of growing up as the adopted son of two women was how difficult it was to address only one of them. "Hey mom" will get both. :P
@Dennis bash would be nice.... so you would try to golf it down further? and same for the retina one?
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Q: After the license change, we won't be able to adapt old answers!

PyRulezWhen Stack Exchange changes to the MIT license, we won't be able to adapt answers from old code (except our own, or with the owner's permission). And that's terrible! After all, adapting old answers for new challenges is a way to help the community grow. I guess we could go back to all our old ...

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Q: Exploding Cats!

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼChallenge You will be making a program/function that takes a string input of length n, and: Puts the kth char at the center of the space, where k = (n+1)/2. This will be the location of your ground zero. Puts the rest of the non-whitespace chars randomly arranged around ground zero. The Pythag...

23:56
@AlexA. Well there always is the possibility of redoing the exam, and this particular one is so easy. (It was a cs lecture on 'scientific computing' basically a very slimmed down introduction to numerical analyis.)
Really nothing difficult.
I am just so frustrated because I cannot find out how I got the date wrong. Each time when quadruple checking.
Sorry for ranting.
I just had let it out somewhere. And people here are all asleep by now.

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