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12:00 AM
Flamewar-level irrational?
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Interesting.
 
What do you do for work, @quartata?
 
Unemployed currently, putting me in the club of some of the greats: @Mego and my sockpuppet
And maybe someone else
 
Looking for work?
 
12:02 AM
> The alcohol may have neutralised the acid and therefore limited the uptake of cyanide. [...] We postulate that despite the administration of antidotes and supportive therapy, our patient may have been able to detoxify himself.
 
That's bananas.
 
Remember me to not take medical advise from Alex.
 
@mınxomaτ That was the best part
 
As someone who has worked in the life sciences for several years, I like to call myself a "medical professional." My girlfriend thinks that being a programmer in the field does not warrant such a term.
 
Lesson learned: if you've been poisoned, just drink two six-packs of beer and you'll be OK
7
 
12:04 AM
*goes and starts drinking poison* Oh shit, I'm a minor ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
That didn't stop me!
 
hahaha
 
@Maltysen Better to get potentially arrested than die
 
@Maltysen Legal age here is 16. Does that count as minor?
 
Or, something that makes me sound like a decent role model...
 
12:05 AM
@mınxomaτ Minor is <18 here
 
@mınxomaτ 16? Brutal. Drinking age here is 21.
 
Probably a cultural thing
 
Yeah. I think the drinking age is like 14 in France (IIRC)
 
Well in the US, 21 is probably too low
 
@quartata "Sir, you are potentially arrested. You may have the right to make a phone call and you might just be able to call a lawyer - I guess."
2
 
12:07 AM
haha
@GamrCorps You think the drinking age in the US should be higher than 21?
 
@AlexA. <=5% vol. Everything else is 18+ (includes tobacco).
 
Ah, okay.
 
@mınxomaτ "Sir, you are a superposition of arrested and not arrested. Put your hands behind your back, if it matters."
 
@AlexA. thats coming from someone who thinks no one should drink alcohol in the first place, so kina biased
 
@GamrCorps Oh, okay. As an avid consumer of beer (always in moderation!), I'd have to disagree. ;)
 
12:09 AM
lol opinions are opinions
 
True dat, broseph
Onions be onions
Speaking of which, I seem to have found World Old Shallot in my pantry.
 
@GamrCorps That lol really needed to be there. To ... emphasize the seriousness.
 
@AlexA. World Big Dosa 2 confirmed??
 
@quartata I plan to make World Big Dosa into a series, I just haven't thought of anything other than the challenge titles.
World Big Dosa 2: World Bigger Dosa
World Big Dosa 4: Live Free or Big Dosa
 
World Big Dosa 2: Electric Dosaloo
 
12:11 AM
(They'll roughly follow the Die Hard movie naming scheme)
@quartata Oh shit, World Big Dosa 2: Electric Vindaloo
4
In keeping with the theme of Indian cuisine
 
You just won an internet
that's perfect
 
that's meme-worthy
 
It's also in keeping with the theme of Indian dishes I've never had, which includes dosas and vindaloo.
 
dosas and vindaloo sound more like musical instruments to me.
 
:O
They kind of do
sa
 
12:14 AM
 
Reminds me of: "What do you play?" - "The Hammer". (starts at 15s)
 
@mınxomaτ I want the job of playing the hammer in an orchestra
@Maltysen What's in this?
 
chicken vindaloo
 
o
 
12:47 AM
@mınxomaτ Unless the law has changed, the deciding factor is if the beverage contains Branntwein (spirits), not the percentage of alcohol.
 
@Dennis Which correlates almost every time.
 
Wine, e.g., is allowed and well over 5%.
 
nice, fixing my bug eliminated a variable and ended up not changing my score
 
> This short course is designed to familiarize you with the concept of "academic integrity"
ಠ_ಠ
 
@AlexA. ?
 
12:58 AM
It's a required course for one of my master's degrees.
 
> one of my master's degrees
you're getting more than one master's?
Awesome.
 
Haha thanks.
I'm doing one in applied statistics and I'm starting another in computer science.
 
I guess relearning academic integrity is better than never learning.
 
/me watches download speed drop below 100 kB/s...
 
@ThomasKwa I agree, but I guess I'd assume that graduate students would already be familiar with the concept of academic integrity. I guess there's always someone though...
@Doorknob Hey kids, I'm a computer. Stop all the downloadin'.
 
1:02 AM
@Doorknob I would say me speeds are pretty good, considering two people are streaming netflix atm: speedtest.net/my-result/5018072124
 
> me speeds are pretty good
> me speeds
 
...
 
My only argument: I have never been able to type things correctly
 
@mınxomaτ Dam Son
 
1:03 AM
@mınxomaτ Holy crap
Are you at NASA?
 
NASA's speeds are slow because they're transmitting from the moon
 
WHATEVER
 
We have a GBit pipe but single workplaces can access 100M at most before they have to apply for additional bandwith.
Something something rogue employee sucking torrents something something
 
Apparently it claims that I have 6.74 download and 6.79 upload. I guess it's the Debian server I'm using's fault, then.
 
1:07 AM
Swiss friend's residential connection:
 
what
 
Doorknob's internet is so slow, it can't even find the picture
 
When I click on that "image" it leads to... a regular webpage? O_o
 
That result doesn't exist :D
To slow to commit.
 
It exists for me...
 
1:09 AM
Critically important: strawpoll.me/6605228
2
 
I'd like a challenge about a futuristic society where everyone wears chrome and the only food left is corn, but the corn needs medication on a regular basis.
 
@Doorknob 6.74 Mbps? o_o
@mınxomaτ I'll, uh, let you write that one... >_>
 
Hahahahha
I've seen that
Who the hell plans these stock photos
 
There's like ... a whole set of pictures with that woman fooling around with corn.
 
1:12 AM
oh dear
 
That came out more sexual then intended.
 
Sure did
 
@AlexA. the better question is: who the heck wants to look stupid in the stock photos?
 
I do
Obviously
#dreamjob
I spend enough time looking stupid in real life, I may as well get paid for it.
 
hahaha
 
1:20 AM
@RikerW :D
So, what do you think of Pirofi?
 
"Electric Vindaloo" is no longer unanimous.
 
nooooooooooooo
 
muahaha
 
@quartata I three.
 
1:38 AM
Wow, I still haven't managed to install the Intel compiler. I already installed about 28GB(!) of Prerequisites and now it requires another 1.3GB SDK...
 
Compiler for what?
That seems... unreasonable.
 
I'm speechless
skip about halfway through
 
@AlexA. Intel's C++ compiler.
 
Oh
Why would you want that? Just use GCC. :P
 
Yeah, I tested my code and it's about 68% faster (minimum) using icc. I got a license so I might just as well use it. But the setup is a nightmare ...
(on Intel CPUs that is. AMD is about equal to GCC)
 
1:41 AM
o.c
@GamrCorps World Big Tetris
 
hahaha
 
Calling all mathy folks: Only two answers for this so far! May at least be of interest to @ThomasKwa and @El'endiaStarman, among others.
 
Oops, forgot to do that in CS, Ill attempt it after homework
 
Haha you forgot to do it during school? :P
 
yeah lol
 
1:50 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Also math (and a bounty!).
 
Shhh, stop telling people to take my rep.
:P
 
@GamrCorps ಠ_ಠ
 
lol
Also, look at this tshirt:
Me in a nutshell
 
2:03 AM
Hah. I saw a guy wearing that in a grocery store once.
 
engineer != good with math
I'm not saying you cannot be both, but neither one implies the other, in my experience.
 
you have a good point
 
@El'endiaStarman join the club we have cookies and tears
 
@quartata I think I've been in the club longer than you. :P
 
@GamrCorps I'm an Engeneer ENginere Enginerer Engineer and I find this offensive
 
2:09 AM
Why would you be crying when you have cookies?
 
Because we don't have anything to drink.
Gotta wash those cookies down with some tears
 
being good with math creates an engineer
 
@GamrCorps It looks like you sandboxed a post that's exactly the idea that Dennis mentioned in chat shortly after he mentioned it. I got the impression from his comment that he had an idea for it and would have liked to post it.
 
> being good with with
 
I was typing it as he sent that message. However, Peter Taylor has brought up some good points and @Dennis seems to have much better ideas than I do, so if he wants to take he he is welcoem to do so.
welcome*
 
2:13 AM
You were typing the exact idea that Dennis mentioned when he said it? o_O
 
21 hours ago, by GamrCorps
@Dennis I am writing a challenge right now about finding the Nth prime, but I saw one earlier where a sub challenge is that
 
Ohhhh
 
They were talking about it earlier
 
Gotcha
 
I do think implementing Lucas-Lehmer would be a nice
 
2:18 AM
Boo on "implement this exact algorithm" golfs :P
6
 
^
 
@Geobits Well, my idea wasn't implement Lucas-Lehmer, but test a Mersenne number for primality, with a ban on built-ins and/or a time limit.
 
I went to school with a guy named Lucas
 
is there a "prime factors" operator in CJam?
nevermind, i found it
 
2:27 AM
Is there an "eval as Pyth" operator in CJam?
 
lol
 
Btw, Alex, Doorknob and mınxomaτ, I don't like you very much right now.
 
can somebody help me understand why this is important at all?
 
it seems that websites aren't transferring data that is compressed
simply plain text
so where is the speedup happening?
 
2:31 AM
@Dennis o_o that's the first time I've seen someone with internet that's slower than mine
 
(or are we to expect that websites are going to start compressing the data they send)?
 
That's already happening.
 
frequently, or is it mostly major sites?
 
Many web servers gzip or DEFLATE web pages before sending them.
 
so, then, if I'm a webserver, and I detect that the user is on the latest version of chrome, I can compress using this Brotli algorithm
and transfer it faster
correct?
 
2:33 AM
No, the client send a list of acceptable algorithms to the web server.
Accept-Encoding: gzip, deflate
For example.
 
ah, I've seen that, but never understood it
oooh!
code golf: compress some data using brotli
 
@Dennis Brutal O_O
 
@NathanMerrill OK, my small sample shows that Google, PPCG and Try it online! all gzip their content. Since I didn't enable it for TIO, Ubuntu's Apache seems to do so by default. That makes sense, since there really isn't a good reason not to.
 
yeah
do requests get compressed?
 
@Dennis I use to get less than that regularly.
I feel your pain.
 
2:41 AM
"used"?
 
found an answer:
 
@quartata Wat is yours?
 
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Q: Is it possible to enable http compression for requests?

Mike LI see lots of information about enabling http compression for server responses but what about for incoming requests. Wouldn't it make sense for the browsers to compress large form posts before sending them to the server? Another example is a REST web service that we use. We have to send freq...

 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

AnkoShortest undefined behaviour in C ccode-golf What is the shortest spec-compliant C program that invokes undefined behaviour? I only care that your code could theoretically summon the proverbial nasal demons, when compiled with a sufficiently evil but 100% standard-compliant compiler. You can c...

 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Now get like 60 mbs.
:P
 
2:42 AM
I mean, did you mean "used"
> use
 
@El'endiaStarman I like it a lot.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh, okay. gimme a mo
 
Just wondering :P
 
@NathanMerrill Hm, that might be nice for TIO. Pretty much an edge case though. HTTP uploads are usually a bad idea.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Welp, too late now. :P
 
Let's see how good that brotli really is. Bubblegum needs a new flavor.
 
2:45 AM
@Dennis did you make bubblegum?
 
Guilty as charged.
 
Dennis invented actual bubble gum.
 
OK, I have no idea how to install this.
 
The travis config file looks helpful
(to figure out what commands to run)
 
In Java, is there a way to assert that an Object is an instance of a Class? In a way that I can take something that could be of any class, assert that it's of a given class, and then use methods on it that are specific to that class?
 
2:50 AM
@Dennis There's also tools/Makefile
 
^^ yes I am using you as my Stack Overflow
 
@PhiNotPi Object o = ...; Foo f = (Foo) o;?
or does that not work
 
@AlexA. I give up. I need a better mathematical background for this. Over an hour and I couln't even get a Mobius function working...
 
				if(t.val instanceof Integer){
					Integer w = t.val;
				}
 
assert(object instanceof class)
 
2:51 AM
^^ that doesn't seem to work
 
Don't run that in vigil
 
@PhiNotPi you aren't casting anything
 
@Doorknob There's also a Makefile in enc. The one from tools actually seems to produce an executable though.
 
@GamrCorps Well, if you ever feel inspired to keep trying, I believe in you! But if you're done, that's fine. Thanks for participating. :)
@PhiNotPi Probably because it has tabs in it
 
2:52 AM
@AlexA. This is also true.
Oh, yeah.... casting. :(
 
@PhiNotPi like this: function(17); ... int function(Object obj) { return obj++; } should be the following to work correctly: function(17); ... int function(Object obj) { return (int)obj++; }
Is that what you are saying?
@AlexA. Thanks for the challenge!
 
@Doorknob Sweet! Making tools creates the executable bro which compresses by default and decompresses with -d.
 
Yeah I figured that out...
 
@PhiNotPi Glad I could help! :P
 
@GamrCorps <3
@Dennis Carefully
 
2:55 AM
24 bytes improvement for 99 bottles. Not shabby.
 
75 bytes on the wall
 
BTW, what is the rep gain from an accepted answer?
 
@GamrCorps +5
 
ok thanks
 
Is it not still +15?
 
3:06 AM
It could be, now that I think of it.
 
It's +15
 
@GamrCorps It's +15.
birdmonkey'd
 
If you accept an answer as the challenge author, you get +2. If it's your answer that's accepted on a different challenge, you get +15.
 
thanks
 
3:09 AM
np bb
 
@RikerW :D
 
I think it may be possible to win codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/48779/… in APL.
Jelly would win easily, but it hadn't been invented in April.
 
Dennis has a 17 byte solution for that one in Jelly
 
I have a stupid question
Did Dennis invent Jelly?
 
I have a stupid answer
Yes
 
3:19 AM
Or is he just really good at it.
Oh okay
 
@AlexA. I think Jelly can do better than 17
 
That makes sense
xD
 
Well, one can say that Jelly was discovered
 
Granted, Dennis is really good at everything.
 
22 secs ago, by Alex A.
I have a stupid answer
 
3:19 AM
LOL
Dennis is like the god of PPCG huh?
 
Yes
 
Oh darn gtg
bye
 
Dennis : PPCG :: Jon Skeet : SO
 
Well, if you go by rep
 
ill be back in 40
 
3:20 AM
@Doorknob I thought we had determined that Martin is our Skeet.
 
then Martin's ahead in 2015
 
@ThomasKwa Martin.rep > Dennis.rep
 
Okay, then Dennis can be the Martijn Pieters of PPCG. Characterized by being a ninja. :P
 
intboolstring is officially my favorite new user
 
Martin also beat Dennis to both Epic and Legendary.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Why?
 
3:23 AM
^
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ No Problem. Everyone always is at some point :) — intboolstring 2 mins ago
 
I guess that is a fine reason.
@quartata strategy for dealing with 60 water demons in one gnomish mines level?
 
If it resonated with Conor enough for him to consider that user his favorite new user, I'd say it's a perfectly fine reason.
 
I suck at nethack.
 
@RikerW #quit
 
3:26 AM
Never.... Well, maybe. :(
 
best strategy
 
Yeah, but is there any chance of surviving?
 
What do you have?
 
Legs
 
The answer is basically no unless you have a scroll of genocide but just curious
 
3:28 AM
4 bags of tricks,
 
I don't typically act on good reasoning on the internet. Though that makes me wonder why I'm not at CR
 
2 wands of create monster,
4 worthless pieces of blue glass,
1 blessed scroll of identification,
A cursed quarterstaff,
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Code Review is a pretty nice site but we're objectively better.
 
Yup!
They are only as nice as they are because they graduated and got pretty CSS
CR Golf review
:O
 
Do you have speed?
 
3:31 AM
You trying to buy drugs, @quartata?
 
The intrinsic not the drug
 
Out of curiosity: strawpoll.me/6605229
 
Noooo
 
I chose ಠ_ಠ.
 
I have exactly 20 bytes
 
3:33 AM
nyeah nyeah you didnt get me
 
@quartata No... I don't think so.
@AlexA. I hate you.
I just got busted.
(supposed to be writing an essay.)
 
@AlexA. downstars
 
Level/role?
 
Monk, 9.
 
Wait
18 bytes
\o/
 
3:35 AM
Monks start with speed :P
Anyways that means you can outrun the water demons
I would try to make a break for the down staircase. Just take it slowly and back out if you get in trouble. Remember: nethack is not real time. No rush.
 
@AlexA. I hovered over it first
I guess it's rick astley?
 
Why would anyone assume that anything is Rick Astley?
 
Because I know us.
 
Because Alex posted it
 
It is. Just memorize that dQ start of the URL
 
3:39 AM
And because I'm wary and suspicious and tired
 
Jan 18 at 14:09, by Dennis
@ChristianIrwan Mods be trolling.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
I just found a 30-bytes solution to this
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Q: Geometry is So Fun

intboolstringEverybody loves geometry. So why don't we try and code golf it? This challenge involves taking in letters and numbers and making shapes depending on it. The Input The input will be in the form of (shapeIdentifier)(size)(inverter). But what are shapeIdentifier, size, and inverter? The shape ...

Jolf is amazing
I'll post it once I figure at what's wrong with it
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It could be shorter.
3
 
Of course
But try it with input t3-. It doesn't work for some reason
:3
 
@ThomasKwa lel
 
3:52 AM
Does anyone get any "errors in the console
 
I get errors in my console all the time
3
 
I mean for the code I posted ~10 messages ago
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I HATE YOU!!!
WHY @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ WHY!!!!
 
Why? Whatever would garner such fervent emotion? :3
 
I HATE YOU!
15 mins ago, by Alex A.
Jan 18 at 14:09, by Dennis
@ChristianIrwan Mods be trolling.
@Everybody @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ be rolling. Rick-rolling.
 
3:55 AM
I'm no mod, but you know my name
 
what's new?
 
I hate you cause I just got busted.
:[
 
does this quote from quartata imply that he successfully found his limit?
 
Elaborate...
:P
@quintopia Where is it?
 
Let's agree as a society to stop rickrolling for the next ten years or so, until it becomes funny again.
3
 
^
 
@ThomasKwa okai
 
Pls people pls
 
I've only ever rickrolled in this room :P
 
3:59 AM
I don't believe you.
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
The best part of that comic is the "teehee".
:P
 
I actually like that song.
 

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