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02:00
Spot the mistake: I speak Irish.
The fact that you don't?
I do know somebody name O' Brien
I know two Christopher James O'Briens.
02:01
It's Gaelic, not Irish.
(And I do speak some.)
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Plus you, so 2.
My last name is even wierder. Wachtler.
I'm a white guy from California. nuff said
@phase Same, only 1/3 white.
02:02
@RikerW German descent?
@RikerW That sounds pretty German. ^
@RikerW Sounds Iraish
@AlexA. And mexican, but yeah.
I'm full of carrots today...
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@phase Uh, no. :P
02:03
@Dennis Ate too many of them? :P
I'm of German descent, if my 10th-great-grandfather counts. :)
:P
I hate cooked carrots.
I have an itty bitty bit of German heritage.
I am half German if you count the US as being in Germany
(this has been Useless Facts with Doorknob)
Useless Knobs with Doorfacts
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02:06
So half american?
And half what else?
Korean
Was not expecting that.
He's half sharkalligator, half man.
02:07
Expecting half metal doorknob maybe?
After decades of using the internet, I should have gotten used to it, but y'all's use of the work American still bugs me...
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ If not, why does OEIS have a graph of the partition numbers going up to 10000?
@Doorknob Is that what the snowflake thingy was?
What?
@ThomasKwa I dunno. It just doesn't make sense.
02:08
Anyway, I looked it up, and it's apparently possible in n^2.
@Dennis No, that was... I think the Chinese character for "snow" or something
it just looked fancy and snowflake-like
wat ^
OOK
02:08
Winter bash, last year
@Dennis EEK
\\\\٩(๑`^´๑)۶//// WAAAAT
@Doorknob Aᴀk!
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A: Computing partition numbers

Marc van LeeuwenI don't want to invoke any of the sophisticated methods that have been found (see the article linked in the other answer), not even the pentagonal number theorem. I just want to say that the most straightforward way of computing the values of $p(n)$ for all $n\leq N$ requires only $O(N^2)$ additi...

@Dennis BF for orangutauauauans
@Dennis It's called "manifest destiny" and it's practically a biblical prophecy
Sorry, can't spell.
02:09
Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook!
@PhiNotPi Ralph
@CSᵠ Who told you that you could have a phi in your name?
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@PhiNotPi you. It's not pi. :P
translate: Ook. Ook! Ook! Ook. Ook? Ook! Ook? Ook. Ook. Ook!
(from Dutch) Too. Too! Too! Too. Also? Too! Also? Too. Too. Too!
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02:10
@PhiNotPi the interwebs
@AlexA. rofl
@AlexA. Are you dutch? :P
I have a question for you guys
@RikerW Haha no, translate: is a moderator chat power.
@RikerW No, he's using his superpowers.
dammit!
02:11
@Cyoce What is it?
Samurai'd
My language is parsed, then converted to JS. A new tab is then opened with a <script> tag containing the JS code. What do I call this? Compiled? Something else?
Goodnight peoples
Transpiled?
I think.
@Doorknob this is true
02:12
Great thanks
Anybody else on PST?
@RikerW I am.
Okay. bc it is 6:15 in CA.
@phase I hit on this message to reply to it, then scrolled all the way down through the transcript to read it. Now I've forgotten what message I'm replying to.
02:13
It's 8:15 here.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ What time is it for you?
@Doorknob Mid-west?
@RikerW TEXAS Y'ALL
@RikerW o_o someone literally just asked me that IRL
@RikerW I'm in Texas
and I'm at 21:13
02:14
Anyways, I'm in PST
@RikerW It's 6:14 in Washington.
I'm in PYST.
I'm about to retire to bed :P
PTSD
Well, It is 6:14 here to, but I round.
okay seriously good night :P
02:14
s/to/too/
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Good night!
I ask bc I get and see people chat at 5 in the morning.
No one found me forgetting the message I was replying to funny
I guess that's a good thing
@AlexA. Not golfy enough. s/,/o,/ that does not work >_<
Night. @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ
@RikerW I get up real early usually
02:15
s/o/oo/ would work and is two chars golfier
@quartata Y
@Doorknob ಠ_ಠ
@AlexA. Because
@quartata Ok
That was a very straightforward conversation
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@ThomasKwa Actually it's O(n^2 log [size of the numbers you're adding together])
02:16
@RikerW I'm sometimes up really late. >_>
(0:00 UTC is really 6 PM for me)
@El'endiaStarman Same, but I never ever ever get up at 5. I hate mornings.
@RikerW wat
I do. :P Really.
I like being up early, I just don't like getting up early.
02:19
OK, I'll admit I'm a bit variable about this sort of stuff.
Sometimes I get up really early
And sometimes I don't
I've gotten up at 4 am at least once in the past. For a flight.
@El'endiaStarman Me too. (somewhere around 4)
I have a robotics comp i'll have to be up at 4:30 for tomorrow :(
Still awake at 4:00 is a possibility, but getting up... I usually wake up at 10:00.
I usually go to bed at 5-6am on weekend and wake up at noonish
02:21
@quartata you said you are in CA, right?
I wake up at ~6 every weekday for school, but on weekends it is very variable :P
@phase You go to bed at 5-6am????
@RikerW Yes he is
Oh, that's now that I have a full-time job, wife and daughter. When I went to college, my classes started at 16:00. I was usually late because I overslept.
@quartata ever been to In-n-Out?
@RikerW I have. I go there every time I'm in California.
(They'll give you a burger without the meat or cheese. :P)
02:23
Must. Eat. Animal Fries.
I was considering moving the Jelly discussion in the Esolang room, but that one has even less people in it. >.<
@RikerW Yep. I get them without the cheese.
@AlexA. You havent lived without animal fries. And are you against cheese?
@RikerW Well, in that it makes me sick. :P I'm lactose intolerant.
@AlexA. I can't imagine life without ice cream.
@AlexA. I am deeply sorry for you.
02:27
^
@RikerW Have you ever had coconut milk-based ice cream? It's legit.
@RikerW Don't be. ;)
@AlexA. yeah
I love coconut milk.
Yes, but I don't really like it.
(removede)
02:28
@AlexA. I am allergic to Red 40.
Oh yeah? What do you have to avoid then?
My sister can't eat dairy, gluten, or soy. :O
Well, I can handle it in small doses, but it makes me sick if i eat too much. Plus, I am addicted to Red Gatorade. :P
I have a friend that actually can't eat any protein.
It turns out it is a real condition.
Yeah, I've heard of that condition.
It is called PKU.
Phenylketonuria (PKU) (phenyl + ketone + -uria; /ˌfinəlˌkitɵnˈjʊəriə/) is an inborn error of metabolism involving impaired metabolism of phenylalanine, one of the amino acids. Phenylketonuria is caused by absent or virtually absent phenylalanine hydroxylase (PAH) enzyme activity. The condition is also known as "phenylalanine hydroxylase deficiency." Protein-rich foods or the sweetener aspartame can act as poisons for people with phenylketonuria. The role of PAH is to break down excess phenylalanine from food. Phenylalanine is a necessary part of the human diet and is naturally present in all kinds...
(reference for those who haven't heard of it)
02:33
@MartinBüttner Nice try, thinking no one would see you avoiding crossing out 44 :P
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haha
rofl
haha
44
44 44
Phelylenelynlenelylnalndlndanalnylendldnsnalntlel is my favorite protein
02:34
44
It's actually noticeable with the chat font for me
Not 44 me.
(lel)
For me too.
Not just in chat.
@Doorknob silly screenshot why do you have a box around you
02:36
@Doorknob It's a blue door
That's the door frame
All it needs is a knob
I just realized Doorknob's username isn't Dorknob
> 44 44
@phase ...
@Doorknob Ellipses ninja'd
02:40
oo la la
b 44 44
@phase What is it?
Dorknoob
rofl
Can mods change peoples usernames?
Dಠಠrkn0b
@RikerW Yes
02:41
Profile pictures too, and about me. We basically just have access to the same "edit profile" page that you do, on everyone's account
@RikerW only if them contain brainfuck
Or chatbots.
> 4. Logic ought to be learned through two-column proofs. | 4. Definition of a Bad Idea
@phase what?
humidiwut
02:46
Got to go now.
Unlike most of you guys, people around doorknob's age still have parents to answer to.
Haha
Okay, now I'm stuck trying to solve the 4x4x4 cube problem.
'Night.
@ThomasKwa haha
> Pancakes are flat slabs of circular breakfast. Waffles are soft sugar castles waiting for the syrup to rain.
02:48
waffles are pancakes with built-in syrup reservoirs
therefore waffles > pancakes Q.E.D
Quoting Eric, Dude.
@AlexA. Actually, the first four results on Google are all me :P
First four results for what query? Just any old Google search?
> 2. Theorem of Lies
> 3. Theorem of Even More Lies
@AlexA. waffles pancakes "built-in syrup reservoirs"
I do believe I stole that from someone on MSE, though
02:53
> Unicorns are magically weaponized ponies.
o____o
I definitely stole that one from someone on MSE
> This is a generic paragraph.
o____o
I stole that from nobody
uh >__> k
02:57
mathwithbaddrawings is fantastic, isn't it :P
While you all have been having an excellent conversation in here, I've been having the worst argument of my life—with my own chat-bot.
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> (NO ONE LIKES YOU, AIR RESISTANCE.) —mathwithbaddrawings.com/2015/03/04/…
The more I study for my biomed final tomorrow, the more I feel that some of the terminology was literally made up by my professor.
@PhiNotPi Biomederific?
I have a bio final tomorrow. It's one of the easiest ones though, so I am alternating between not studying / studying for other, harder subjects such as history or English
03:04
I took my ANOVA final yesterday.
I did not study.
Like, googling "domain condition in finite element analysis" gives nothing like what he taught us it meant
Isn't "finite element analysis" an engineering thing? I think my dad has done that and he's a mechanical engineer in aerospace.
@AlexA. wow
@quartata Wow what?
@AlexA. mechanical engineer in aerospace
Sounds like a cool job
03:11
He works for Boeing. He's been there like 30 years or something like that.
He was the reason I almost went into engineering, but I ended up studying pure math instead (and now statistics and soon CS too).
@AlexA. It's "biomedical engineering"
Oh, okay. Makes sense then.
@Doorknob I think it's 73.
I did it in my head while eating dinner.
@ThomasKwa What did you eat for dinner?
Well, good night, I guess.
03:16
Wait, that wasn't one of the answer choices...
@SuperJedi224 Goooodnait
@AlexA. Delicious 4x4x4 cm cubes of tofu with 3x3x3 cubes sticking out of them.
Just kidding; salmon
The tofu cubes sound better. :P
Okay, it's 82
No, the answer is "1 weird-cube-thingy-sticking-out-of-another-cube-kajigger unit"
03:19
^
It doesn't make sense to me that the answer would be integer.
@El'endiaStarman It didn't to me either.
Wanna try it or should I explain?
Whiteboard time!
So it turns out that playing chess with thirty seconds on the clock for the entire game is really, really hard.
...did you assume otherwise?
03:25
Even 2 minutes is hard.
2 minutes isn't bad compared to ½. :P
:P
@ThomasKwa Confirmed!
That's actually really cool.
Update: I added everything I would need for the pangram challenge (all things from my pre-existing stuff I needed to implement). I got 15 bytes. O beat me by 4, but it would have been 10 bytes if I had an "all letters of the alphabet" function instead of using range("a","z")
Pyth still wins :(
@El'endiaStarman The fact that you have a whiteboard near your computer makes me respect you more.
Until Jelly becomes all-powerful.
03:29
'Tis only a matter of time.
@ThomasKwa ....uh, I have six... :P
I only use four of them on any regular basis though.
Two big ones and two small ones. The other two are medium sizes.
You're my favorite person now
When I have my own house, I want to buy whiteboard paint and paint ALL THE WALLS.
:D
03:30
@El'endiaStarman My history classroom has that!
They call them the new "innovative" classrooms
they also have really fancy chairs
and whiteboard-tables too
Sounds awesome. There were some rooms in the CS building's basement at UW like that too.
@AlexA. should know what I'm talking about. I hope.
The chair-desks spin/rotate on at least three different points, and they roll around too. \o/
I see "SubPar" in the URL... :P
@Cyoce y u no GitHub Pages?!
03:34
Get it? Golf? Par? Less than par? Short code? NVM
It also means "less than good enough". :P
That's my codename for it until it's done
⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞⎛⎝⎞
When it's finished, I'm calling the final product "Par"
@Cyoce change the main branch to gh-pages so you can view it at cyoce.github.io/SubPar
03:36
@Cyoce Doesn't Ypnypn have a Par?
I did research...
I searched it on google, wikipedia, Rosetta Code, and Esolangs and "par" returned nothing
I'm pretty sure "par" returns something on Google...
not as a name for a programming language
Wow. I never thought I'd read such a story. mathwithbaddrawings.com/2015/10/28/…
03:43
> First it came for the Constants, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Constant..
from the comments section :P
Yeah, I saw that. :P
@ThomasKwa D: /me feels betrayed
Raise your hand if you have a graduate degree
@El'endiaStarman I do. My friends and I would study down there sometimes just for the tables.
@quintopia Working on one but can't raise it yet...
@quintopia You have a master's in math? Is that right?
It just feels like everyone is so young...
I have ms in CS
03:51
64 stars on Melee right now, trying to surpass 99 to see what happens
@quintopia How old are you? I'm 25.
(iydmma)
Oh, okay. I think you're above chat average but around site average. (Based on absolutely no data or formal analysis.)
And I'm sitting in a Mexican bar in Puerto Rico listening to the DJ and phubbing my sister in this room
Phubbing your sister...?
03:54
Its okay. She's phubbing me too
Nvm, just looked it up
What brings you to Puerto Rico?
(Assuming you weren't already there)
Christmas vacation
Nice :)
It wouldn't be worth noting if I lived here
Fact:my espanol is abysmal
Yeah, fair point.
03:55
español*
¿No hablas español?
hablas
My phone doesn't have it spelled with the enyay in it
Too lazy to find the character
@Doorknob r u hapi nao
@AlexA. sí, estoy feliz ahora
03:57
Bueno.
El hecho de que lo has cambiado me hace feliz.
ಠ_ಠ
¿por qué haces esa cara?
No me gusta los pollos.
No sabía que Pomo de Puerta hablaba castellano.
03:59
¡Orale güey!

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