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00:00
"then completely screw everything up in v2" <--- first sign of guerilla language design
@El'endiaStarman If it makes you feel any better, the company I work for doesn't use version control and all development and testing is done in production.
My thoughts exactly.
Anonymous
@Sp3000 Ook!
@Mego That's Pig, not Guerilla.
Or Gorilla.
Anonymous
00:01
I have a lot of plans for stuff I wanna do in Seriously, but they'll break backwards compatibility
Pigs say "oink," gorillas say "woo," and guerrillas say "FOR FREEDOM!"
Anonymous
So when I do them, it'll be a new major release
@AlexA. Note to self: When the interviewer asks "Any questions?", instead of saying no say "Do you use version control?" and stop the interview if they answer to the negative
@Calvin'sHobbies Do you like my tacos?
Oh, by the way @Sp3000, have you see my PyAcidic Musings gist?
00:03
@Sp3000 Yeah... :|
@El'endiaStarman Yes, I did
Interviewer: "Any questions?"
Me: "Do you use version control?"
Interviewer: "Of course! We use Subversion."
Me: ಠ_ಠ "Alright, goodbye."
Anonymous
@AlexA. s/Subversion/<anything except Git or TFS>/
TFS?
Anonymous
Team Foundation Server
00:06
Is that the one that's integrated with Visual Studio?
Anonymous
Microsoft's proprietary version control/team management system
Anonymous
Yeah it's actually pretty nice
Right. The applications development group at my company uses that but the statistics group, where I work, uses no version control because "people don't want to have to learn new systems."
Anonymous
Same basis as Git: tree-based versioning
Anonymous
But also has a ton of project management features
Anonymous
00:07
It's like Git on roids
So it's angry and impotent?
Anonymous
It's stronk
> stronk
@Ale you say the first ingredient gets 6 chars on the top line, isn't it 4? Is the CREAMS correct in the example?
@Calvin'sHobbies The first ingredient is at the bottom of the taco. Ingredients go bottom to top.
So the one at the bottom is 6 chars then 4, the one at the top is 4 then 6.
CREAMS is the end SOURCREAM wrapped
Since the top like is 4 chars (SOUR) and the bottom is only 5 (CREAM) we add 1 because the bottom has to be 6, so it makes SOURCREAMS
00:14
Ooh, OK (on mobile so the monospace text isn't lining up)
The monospace doesn't line up on mobile? o_O
Leader board unnecessary but that's just my opinion
But he gets to use a clever name
:P
^
That's exactly why I want it
@Calvin'sHobbies times are desperate
we're approaching 12 hours without a question
we need you
00:16
Calvin is seriously slacking on his 10 Q/day quota.
The plan is to post 2 or 3 tomorrow
Oh shoot! I forgot to prepare something for tomorrow :P
@AlexA. What
Subversion is awesome.
Eh I can procrastinate and write the whole thing in a day
@quartata inferior to git
00:17
^
@orlp Nah dawg
Subversion works just fine.
It doesn't though
It's BS
Anonymous
^
00:17
Others said they'd do it too so we can get (if only for a moment) 10q/day
I use it for all of my personal projects.
Lots of things work just fine but are inferior to other things that work better than fine
@Calvin'sHobbies And I'll post mine tomorrow.
you guys are all conformist and boring
I only use Git for stuff I want to put on Github.
00:17
let me show you true bravery
@quartata Don't
I personally think Git is inferior to SVN, actually.
I use git everywhere
Anonymous
@Calvin'sHobbies I have 2 sandboxed posts that I can get ready for main in the next few days
00:18
SEE
@orlp :O :O :O
@AlexA. But I've done so for years, so it's a little late to stop
@Mego You've got a day. :P
Anonymous
And can probably come up with some other stuff
@quartata It's never too late
00:18
@quartata centralized is just not the way to go for VCS IMO
Anonymous
@Doorknob Crap that means I need to get my Draughts KotH controller working
:(
I like SVN, what can I say?
Anonymous
@quartata "sorry"
"I accept git's superiority and will switch immediately"
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Anonymous
00:19
@quartata "I'm an idiot"
Don't get me wrong, I like git too.
I use them both.
> "I'm an idiot" - Mego 2015
Anonymous
@orlp That's been true since before 2015
sperm to worm
(i don't actually think that btw i <333 mego)
@orlp Gross
00:21
Why is it that I seem to like all the things people here hate
And no, it's not because I'm an idiot
I kinda like hg.
@Dennis Shhhhh
Mercurial is bad too.
@Dennis I like Mercurial, but I don't use it much.
my problem still remains though
if you have a set of equations in GF(2)
how do you solve it with minimal 1s
Uhhhh use git?
00:24
@AlexA. ha ha
00:42
@orlp I suspect this is NP-hard but I'm not finding a citation
@xnor I think I just did
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Q: (0,1)-vector XOR problem

vznthis is a rewrite of another recent question of mine [1] that wasnt stated well (it had a semi obvious simplification, mea culpa) but I think theres still a nontrivial question at the heart of it. have seen similar problems in the literature but not this one in particular. will write it in terms...

second answer
it's NP-complete though, not NP-hard
ah nice
NP complete problems are exactly the problems that are both NP hard and in NP
well
so much for my nice general solution :(
this doesn't mean that the safe problem is NP-complete, but it does mean that my matrix approach sucks
(for optimal answers - for getting working answers it's great)
=/
that makes me sad
I thought I was doing something useful with matrices but nope
NP comes to stomp on the party again
00:59
@orlp On the bright side it gives an easy way to check solvability
Woop nvm you said that
on the positive hand
I did write a solver, which is general for any these kind of problems
safe, the key turning one, and light's out are examples
01:25
Okay, anyone who knows Unix and Python...halp.
import resource
import os
import signal

def timeRanOut(n, stack):
    raise SystemExit('ran out of time!')
signal.signal(signal.SIGXCPU, timeRanOut)


soft,hard = resource.getrlimit(resource.RLIMIT_CPU)
print(soft,hard)
resource.setrlimit(resource.RLIMIT_CPU, (10, 100))

y = 10**(10**10)
So, here, I set the CPU time limit for this process to 10 seconds, then I attempt to calculate some huge number.
I have a signal handler that is run when the CPU time limit is exceeded.
However, I only see it when I Ctrl+C after 10 seconds.
Also strange: I don't see the -1 -1 from print(soft,hard) until after I hit Ctrl+C.
That last thing may have to do with flushing, although I'm not pythoner.
Yeah, lemme add that.
Nope, that didn't work.
print(soft,hard,flush=True) didn't work either.
what happens if you replace the large number calculation with a sleep()? Although, the time spent sleeping may not count towards the time limit.
I tried putting time.sleep(2) in between the print and the large number, and that didn't seem to make a difference.
Replaced y=10**(10**10) with y=10**10, and the print and sleep lines work as expected.
01:41
So, if the calculation is small, it prints before sleeping, but if it is large, it doesn't?
Apparently so.
Well, it's really hard to tell where it is in the code since printing doesn't work.
This feels like it could be the result of Python trying to act "smart" by "optimizing" where the constant is computed, but then backfiring.
That's my guess too.
But I'm don't know enough about Python to know whether or not that's the kind of stuff Python does.
Can someone delete codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/41849/39328 ? It's wrong, because TI-BASIC's substring indexing doesn't wrap. I left a comment 6 months ago, but the answerer never responded, and my recent flag was disputed.
01:45
Perhaps Python split off a separate process or something for the calculation of that number?
Greetings
Salutations!
Now that CGI scripts cab't take input from standard input methods
Wow, so many users with Gravatars...
How will it be standing regarding PHP register_globalz?
*globals
I have because I don't want to change
It's not worth my time
So, it is acceptable to make a language's input almost ungolfable
But assuming UTF-8 encoding isn't acceptable
Sounds about right
01:56
Quick! I need a "bullshit" pun!
0
A: Count the number of ones in unsigned 16 bit integer

Thomas KwaJelly, 2 bytes, non-competitve BS Try it here.

I believe no one knows one
Which is good
02:11
I'm thinking that non-competitive answers should have "non-competitive" in the header instead of the byte count, and the byte count below the header.
Thoughts?
There are easier ways to fish for upvotes
They aren't competing
It doesn't matter
02:28
@ThomasKwa That would make them not show up on the leaderboards, right? Which would be good.
02:42
Hello
so... I lost the document I had queueing up New Year's puzzles
although I remember what I had down for 2016, I was wondering if anyone else had any ideas
02:57
Can whoever downvoted my "make your language unusable" answer tell me why?
@SuperJedi224 Which answer?
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A: Make your language unusable

SuperJedi224Javascript Object.defineProperty(document,"body",{get:function(){return null}}); Object.defineProperty(document,"innerHTML",{set:function(){}}); Object.defineProperty(HTMLElement.prototype,"innerHTML",{set:function(){}}); HTMLElement.prototype.appendChild=document.createElement=document.getEleme...

Probably just a random one.
The answer is pretty old.
Idea for a programming language: a game of life initial setup with "hot" cells that execute commands when a live cell is in it
It got a downvote today, according to the rep notifications.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That might be interesting
03:09
I thought it might; I don't think I have the time to write it
But maybe. Christmas is almost here.
0
Q: Python "preemptively" hangs when trying to calculate a very large number?

El'endia StarmanI've asked this question before about killing a process that uses too much memory, and I've got most of a solution worked out. However, there is one problem: calculating massive numbers seems to be untouched by the method I'm trying to use. This code below is intended to put a 10 second CPU time ...

@PhiNotPi: Posted on SO.
Anyone here know NASM?
@haris I know x86 assembly with Intel syntax, but I don't know the NASM-specific stuff.
@haris What's your question?
(Don't ask to ask; just ask. We're a Q&A network, for crying out loud; asking questions should be as natural as breathing. :-P)
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Most of the code is correct. Only the bottom part below the large comment is giving the error
Again here is the text file: pastebin.com/NEPk7eME and here is the code: pastebin.com/1sUfMPvm
The code is an implementation of c code to take names from a text file and sort it
The code is correct until the near bottom where I have commented
03:26
Wow, that's too much code for me to look at. Sorry.
/me goes back to work.
Anonymous
03:47
@haris You'd probably be better off posting it to Mothership SO
0
Q: Can an ant spell words by walking on cube?

jawns317Write a function that takes two parameters: a positive integer n and a list of words. Given a cube of n-by-n-by-n units, assign a random letter (A-Z) to each surface unit. (For a 3x3x3 cube, there would be 9 surface units on each face.) Then determine whether it's possible for an ant walking a...

> [22:49] Seiya : STUPID MAC
Yes.
@SuperJedi224 Your answer seems alright, but it lets some things escape.
@IsmaelMiguel Yes, there are still workarounds
Anyway, goodnight everyone
Anonymous
03:51
@SuperJedi224 "still workarounds" != unusable
@Mego It doesn't have to be unusable; it just has to eliminate one of the criteria IIRC
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yep, but the implication of his message was that there are still ways to recover the criteria
@SuperJedi224 Right now, it is kinda broken since I can use innerText, textContent, alert(), prompt(), throw new 'error' and many many more
It's downvote-worthy
@IsmaelMiguel Hold your downvote, as he can't fix it now.
03:54
But it has fixes
I know
That is why I'm not downvoting
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I don't see a problem with downvoting something that has issues and then removing the downvote when they are fixed
He should look into my answer
@Mego Oh, right, because people do that all the time.
Anonymous
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I do, and I know Geobits does
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ They do
Anonymous
03:56
I spent like 15 rep downvoting broken answers on my Bernoulli numbers challenge on the first day
But most people don't say
Anonymous
All of them have been rescinded, either because the answer was fixed, or because it was deleted
Every time someone has downvoted something of mine, they've never un-downvoted, even after the fix.
I've spent my time to say the issues
Because you didn't said anything
@IsmaelMiguel About what?
03:57
But even after saying, some don't remove downvotes
Or find a way to make sure your favorite golf language is ungolfable as it can be
Anonymous
Whenever I downvote because an answer has an issue, I comment on the issue or upvote an existing comment on the issue
@Mego I like people who do that, but they are far and few between.
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ thanks

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