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10:00 PM
ahem, the correct term is "stealth ping"
 
I don't know how to invisi-ping
 
@PeterTaylor Oh, and by the way, every chatroom is a sandbox. We just have to get good at stuff so we don't destroy the main sites :)
 
@Doorknob Happy?
 
@Do not try.
 
Scooby @Doo
 
10:00 PM
@quartata You figured it out before I did.
 
nope, you need three characters or more for the ping to work
 
@Doorknob That pings me...
 
Without digging into the actual text that's been sent, the impression I got is that someone has been configuring other people's accounts to add an invisiping sig.
 
Wait, so this message is pinging you now, Zizouz?
 
Wait, chat signatures are a thing?
 
10:01 PM
@PeterTaylor That doesn't exist
 
@PeterTaylor I'm fairly certain that isn't possible.
@El'endiaStarman No
 
oh really?
 
ya rly
 
the answer is probably simpler than you think
5 hours later...
 
@aditsu Nice one
 
10:11 PM
@aditsu Good one
 
So wait...
@Doors are really really cool
 
Nope
 
that didn't ping me
 
Drop the "s," dawg.
 
I don't understand then.
 
10:12 PM
@Door's door.
 
Alex's message just pinged me again...
@Door
How is that a stealth ping?
 
It's not
 
It's pretty obvious
 
It's not a stealth ping. It's a ping that uses partial matching of usernames.
 
Stealth pings are completely different.
 
10:13 PM
Isn't it just awesome that half of Microsofts documentation for Linker errors wasn't updated since 1998 -.- ...
 
I don't get it.
 
@quartata That's honestly strange because I didn't ping you. (At least not intentionally.)
 
I take it there's something in Markdown to hide text
 
@minxomat All linker errors were eradicated in the late nineties.
 
@quartata Not really.
Well, kinda
 
10:14 PM
Then what is a stealth ping?
 
A ping that is done... stealthily.
 
A ping that doesn't look like one
 
@Doorknob How did you just do that
 
Do what?
 
Oh I see.
Thanks CENSORED
 
10:15 PM
No you don't. >.>
 
yawn
 
Just found that
Very clever ya git
 
So try stealth-pinging me ;)
 
@quartata Well if I'm a git, you're an svn.
 
I would if I remembered how to make links
 
10:16 PM
took you such a long time to figure it out :p
 
@Zizouz212 just left us again. :(
 
@aditsu Why, because I had to inspect element to see it?
 
Markdown links? Brackets and parens.
 
I think it took me the optimal amount of time.
 
It took you O(scary) time.
 
10:17 PM
yeah, I did that within 5 seconds of receiving my first stealth ping
 
And I was there when they were first being conceived.
 
^ gg
 
No
 
That syntax only works in regular posts.
 
Hate markdown
 
10:18 PM
@DankMemes No
@quartata No
@Doorknob Yes
No
 
my entry in mystery string was cracked pretty fast
 
rotflol
 
I knew the 000000000000000000000000000000000000000 at the end would give it away
 
@DankMemes :P
 
you did it \o/
 
10:20 PM
What?
I didn't crack his post...
 
so much fun this night :p
 
... the stealth ping?
 
@Doorknob What are you talking about?
 
Oh goodness, here we go again...
 
10:21 PM
Probably more ping glitches. They're all over the place today.
 
@aditsu R Octave TI-BASIC Fourier Labyrinth Objective-C OCaml Lua?
 
Yeah, probably...
 
@DankMemes Except we don't talk about Objective-C
I thought you did links in Markdown with [text][url] but eh
 
can't think of anything else that starts with O
 
OCaml.
 
10:23 PM
@AlexA. could tell you one, but I'm not gonna say it
 
aww man
 
dashes, not tildes
 
@DankMemes strikethrough is like ---this---
 
no strikethrough
ah
 
too late?
 
10:24 PM
@Doorknob huh
 
 
@AlexA. languages that begin with O
 
I can?
There's O
 
Don't you know what I'm referring to...? ;)
 
Uh-oh. My whitespace program has escaped...
Help me find it.
 
10:25 PM
@Doorknob No...? :o
 
@DankMemes Nemerle Octave
 
@AlexA. You know, the one with the bird?
 
Haha!
Ostrich!
 
\o/
 
The world's best golfing language.
 
10:26 PM
incorrect :P
 
in
 
You know, that could actually make a decent challenge.
Find the hidden Whitespace program.
 
No
 
lol
 
lol
 
10:27 PM
lol
 
:(
 
Trollin' chat 24/7 dawg ಠ_ಠ
 
@quartata Sloppy stealth ping. I can see the space at the beginning of your message. :P
 
^
 
That was actually just a normal space.
 
10:28 PM
That's what they all say.
 
I use invisible separator for my stealth pings.
 
Yeah, but you can do it without a visible space.
 
Which is invisible.
 
@quartata I know what this says on the inside. ಠ_ಠ
 
Spooky
 
10:29 PM
2spoopy
 
See? Perfect
 
sp00py
*
 
I see no spooping
 
It's so invisible it doesn't appear between the <a></a> when you inspect it
 
10:30 PM
I mean obviously you see the ping but still
Whereas with yours I can still see the & and all that
 
Mods can edit other peoples' messages, so I can just click "edit" and see the raw markdown.
 
lol alex
 
@DankMemes Yes?
 
crepes
 
lol
 
10:32 PM
lol
 
:(
 
nice try
 
@DankMemes Those are good
 
I had a crepe for breakfast today!
 
@Doorknob :O My family makes Hungarian palacsinta. They're like crepes but lighter. Super taste.
Try again
 
10:33 PM
nooo
ah I got that part
ok
 
Dr. Dank
 
sample text
 
No
Sample text.
 
Nice!
 
10:35 PM
You figured that out in a significantly shorter amount of time than quartata and El'endia. :P
 
really?
 
anyway, I'm gonna go do bio homework now
 
lolzors
 
wow
 
@Doorknob I hated biology in high school and then I ended up working in the life sciences. Does not recommend. ಠ_ಠ
 
10:36 PM
I expected that I took the longest lol
was flailing with the zero width space thing and the fact that I needed http://
I should remember alt+200b
 
Nah. Your memes are so dank that they rode Thomas the Dank Engine all the way to chat.
 
thomas the dank engine lmao
I'm doing bio in high school right now lol
 
<-- this guy hates biology
 
it's not that bad, not that one month is enough time to accurately judge that
 
Luckily they let me opt out of dissecting a frog.
 
10:38 PM
lol
 
(I had to do this weird online module instead)
 
well, my bio class is significantly before lunch so that's nice
 
Yeah. You dont want it directly before or after.
 
Quick question before I go to bed: has a question been asked about making an "eval"-like code before? I'm terrible at search terms.
 
what's an "eval"-like code?
 
10:42 PM
^
I think the only thing I liked about my high school biology class was that I had a crush on the girl that sat next to me. But it turned out she wasn't into guys. Haha.
 
like an interpreter for your language in the language?
@AlexA. lol
 
I found a question similar to it - basically, the program would take in input such as "5+5" as a string and calculate it.
 
expression evaluator?
 
^ Yes, that.
 
aww
can't do stealth replies?
 
10:45 PM
Nope
 
:(
 
Any who. I'm out.
 
Hi out. I'm Alex.
 
Nice to meet you. ;) Night everybody.
 
Goodnight!
@Doorknob Is NetHack like a computerized Dungeons & Dragons?
 
10:59 PM
@AlexA. Wait, since when did you become a dad?
 
Haha
 
@AlexA. Much more complicated.
You keep asking about NetHack. Why don't you just play it?
 
I want to know what I'm getting myself into first. :P
 
Seriously. Then you'd understand.
@AlexA. That's not how NetHack works.
 
I've never played D&D nor do I really know anything about it so I don't know why I asked for a comparison.
 
11:01 PM
You die once. Then you look everything up.
NetHack is similar to ADND in particular in that it shares a similar stat system.
Sure.
 
So the opposite of the first Half Life where you die over and over because it's really hard but each death makes you more determined until you rage quit?
@quartata I have absolutely no idea what that acronym means.
 
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
Several different editions of the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) fantasy role-playing game have been produced since 1974. The current publisher of D&D, Wizards of the Coast, produces new materials only for the most current edition of the game. Many D&D fans, however, continue to play older versions of the game and some third-party companies continue to publish materials compatible with these older editions. After the original edition of D&D was introduced in 1974, the game was split into two branches in 1977: the rules-light system of Dungeons & Dragons and the more complex, rules-heavy system of Advanced...
Der. Not ADND2. ADND1.
 
2 mins ago, by Alex A.
I've never played D&D nor do I really know anything about it so I don't know why I asked for a comparison.
 
@AlexA. NetHack you die, you ragequit but you come back a few hours later.
And that's pretty much the story.
Eventually you ascend.
Then eventually you get good enough to have a 60% ascension rate.
(Grasshopper is such a freak...)
 
...okay.
 
11:06 PM
Here, tell you what.
You can play right now by doing telnet nethack.alt.org
Here's the wiki: nethackwiki.com
What..
Better.
H moves you left, j moves you up, k moves you down l moves you right.
The @ thing is you.
The f or d thing is your pet.
Good luck!
i is inventory, e is eat. Eat things when you are hungry. , picks stuff up. ; can be used to tell what anything else on the screen that you don't know is.
That should help a little more.
You're looking for less than and greater than signs. Those are staircases.
 
I'll try it out in a bit. It runs in my terminal?
 
Yes.
It's an ASCII game.
 
Ah, okay.
 
Although it can use IBMgraphics.
I've converted him.
Fail
 
I don't know what IBMgraphics are and I don't know who you're saying you converted and what you converted the person to.
Did you convert Doorknob into a fish?
 
11:12 PM
I've converted you silly. The Wizard of Yen-- I mean uh Doorknob will be pleased.
@AlexA. IBMgraphics basically means that rooms can be outlined with lines and not dashes.
Most terminals support it.
 
Ok
 
Also, s searches. Lots of secret doors and corridors in nethack. Use o to open them (they are + signs).
That's about all you need to get started really.
 
So many weird controls. Why not ASDW for movement?
 
There's way more to the game but those are the basic controls.
@AlexA. Because the movement is supposed to be like how vi used to be.
You can use a number pad but it is actually a lot harder...
 
I doesn't has numbr pad anyway
 
11:15 PM
HAI 1.3 VISIBLE "I CAN HAS NUMBR PAD" KTHXBYE
 
In many implementations, such as the one on repl.it, HAI and KTHXBYE are unnecessary, as is the version number.
 
@AlexA. no
well
kinda sorta
@quartata :D :D
 
@Doorknob He said he'd play it master.
 
@Mauris It's only been a few hours :P Come back in a few days if nobody's gotten it by then
 
Tis a great victory for Yendor.
 
11:16 PM
Wtf are you talking
about
 
Oh, nothing.
 
@AlexA. because w is wield, a is apply, s is search, and d is drop
@quartata I prefer numpad, but I can also play with hjklyubn if necessary.
 
Clearly that's incorrect.
 
@Doorknob Really? Interesting.
I've always found numberpad to be a bit confusing cause it changes some of the other controls.
 
Someone should make an ASCII Half Life and call it NetLife or HalfHack.
 
11:17 PM
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NetLife sounds like it would be an insurance company.
 
lol
halfhack
 
@AlexA. I thought about making a Half-Life Baldur's Gate mod once but gave up
 
Quarter Life: Halfway to Destruction!
 
@quartata /shrug, I find k instead of ^D and l instead of #loot to be convenient anyway :P
 
11:18 PM
half life 3 confirmed???
 
@quartata Doesn't know what Baldur's Gate is
 
halfhack has 8 letters, half life also has 8 letters
 
@quartata so that's a Y, then?
 
coincidence?
I think not
 
NO HOLY CRAP HL3
 
11:19 PM
Baldur's Gate is a fantasy role-playing video game developed by BioWare and published in 1998 by Interplay Entertainment. It is the first game in the Baldur's Gate series, and takes place in the Forgotten Realms, a high fantasy campaign setting, using a modified version of the Advanced Dungeons & Dragons (AD&D) 2nd edition rules. The game received critical acclaim and was credited for revitalizing the computer role-playing game genre. The game allows development of the player character through choice of companions, dialogue choice, exploration, and battle. Baldur's Gate uses a reputation system...
@DankMemes Let's take a closer look!
 
half life and halfhack both have 8 letters
what's 8 in octal?
that's right, 10
1 + 0 = 1
1....the illuminati triangle has 1 eye
 
The illuminati have 1 eye!
 
it also has 3 sides
 
Ah ninja'd
 
half life 3 confirmed!!!!!!11!!!!11!!one1!
 
11:25 PM
This means that the illuminati have hijacked Valve so that they can twist the raw power of Half-Life 3 to bend everyone to their will.
But they are bad coders so it is taking a while....
It's why the two are connected. Both have the number 3.
 
What is happening
 
The sound of progress
 
brb dinner
4
 
11:42 PM
 
What's this?
LOL
 
Dammit! I'm 5 rep short of hitting the cap for 14 days in a row. :/
 
Want a downvote?
 
There's still 7 minutes left
 
I'd feel a lot better if I was 50 rep away, so sure.
 
11:53 PM
@Dennis If it makes you feel any better, I've gotten only 10 rep each of the past two days.
 
This was the first day I ever hit the cap
 
wow such
 
I've never hit the cap. Be grateful ^_^
 
I'm great fool
3
 
@DanielM. Congrats!
 
11:56 PM
@Dennis Thanks
 
Kinda crazy. 62 answers, but the highest voted one is at +6.
 
Yeah...
 
@AlexA. Marginally. Stupid sundays...
 
@Dennis Story of all my answers
 
I'm pretty happy about how the stack snippet turned out though, if I do say so myself
 

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