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ooh, my three badge counts are all factors of 1 million
 
And I guess the LYAL's over
 
12:24 AM
when's this starting
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Q: Chat Event Refinement: Make You a Lang for Great Good

SegganWe have decided to make a chat event based on language creation. In this post, we will discuss how we should do it. The event would just be a time dedicated to showing off WIP languages, get feedback on codepages/features/whatever from other people, and for those other people to just generally me...

Oh, and I changed my pfp
cuz we are celebrating half christmas, right?
see?
 
much better than a quarter Christmas or a third Christmas
 
Transcendental number of Christmases
 
irrational fraction of a christmas
 
12:39 AM
sqrt(-1) christmas
 
That's enough Christmases for now
 
wahaha
wait
is half christmas 6/12.5 or 6/12 or 6/13 or 6/25
 
Don't spam stars please
 
6/25
 
oh ok
@smarnav thanks
 
12:54 AM
25/24 for non-americans
 
wait
why
?
@JoKing .
 
Sandbox posts last active a week ago: Tell me how many there are, in Polish
 
@JoKing can you overview this. I'm getting ready to post it: codegolf.meta.stackexchange.com/a/24852/104373
 
@smarnav i wouldnt post that with 0 upvotes, needs more time in the oven
 
bah, now it isn't 0 upvotes
@JoKing why?
 
1:13 AM
because christmas falls on the 25th of december
so half of 25/12 would be 25/24 in the normal date order, rather than the reversed american order
 
Sorry to all you Atom users, but github is abandoning it at the end of this year
 
@smarnav is the output meant to have the original ascii underneath it?
i'd also recommend against carriage returns, since they may be hard to enter in some contexts
 
1:38 AM
@DLosc Other than using g, how does one take a list as input in Pip?
 
@emanresuA I figure a list can be one of your arguments?
 
You'd think, but ATO gives an error and DSO treats it as a string
 
huh youre right
maybe you cant give a list as input other than as it being your args
 
2:11 AM
@Niko Nice avatar.
 
 
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3:37 AM
should multiple entries of a koth be seperate posts?
 
4:03 AM
@lyxal sad
 
4:45 AM
hello?
 
 
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5:48 AM
seriously, anyone?
should multiple entries of a koth be seperate posts?
 
6:15 AM
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A: "Hello, World!"

badatgolfA very long language name that is very weird and yeah, this is your but its this, 80 bytes. A very long language name that is very weird and yeah, this is your but its this

0
A: "Hello, World!"

badatgolfYour, 4 bytes your This is a weird esolang, basically the number of "your" in your code will yield a different output.

 
6:29 AM
@NobodyNeedsNames yes
 
@JoKing thank you
 
0
A: "Hello, World!"

badatgolfA Language Programmed While Listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor, 93 bytes charms 72. 101. 108. 108. 111. 44. 32. 119. 111. 114. 108. 100. 33. 10﹔ print﹔ give up﹔ This is an esolang, and the goal of the language was to make it as annoying as possible to program.

 
7:22 AM
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nobody Needs NamesInfinite Prisoner's Infilemma Introduction In this king-of-the-hill challenge, you are going to write a program that will play the game of the Infinite Prisoner's Infilemma. This game is based on the classic game of the name Infinite Prisoner's Dilemma . The original inspiration for this game cam...

 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Nobody Needs NamesInfinite Prisoner's Infilemma Introduction In this king-of-the-hill challenge, you are going to write a program that will play the game of the Infinite Prisoner's Infilemma. This game is based on the classic game of the name Infinite Prisoner's Dilemma . The original inspiration for this game cam...

can someone help me? thanks
 
 
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Pah, there should be a "I love 3rd person" button
 
ooh yeah
 
 
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10:45 AM
 
10:58 AM
nNtte ieeeny ethThB
@mathcat so what is this from?
 
Processing
I think I accidentally deleted some folder
 
never heard of it
 
what
 
clearly some programmer was having a good time tho
 
yeah lol
 
11:00 AM
oh right that
I rember now
 
No you're ginger
 
in Off-Topic TNB, 21 hours ago, by lyxal
@thejonymyster You Fool, you Blongus, you absolute utter Clampongus
I never said "I am rember now", did I?
 
okay okay
 
hahaaaa I victorious
:p
 
@lyxal oof
Knew it was coming but it’s still sad
They said they’re going to focus more on codespaces, does that mean that’s going to become free?
 
11:10 AM
Atom is Github's?
 
Yeah
It’s open source but that’s where it started iirc
 
wow
 
11:23 AM
you never ask:
- a man: his age
- a woman: her salary
- Ginger: about lambda.chat user #-210
 
@Ginger - an APLer: his index origin
 
@Ginger you should change user #-210's description to this
 
11:54 AM
I made 2048 in Vyxal because I have no life and because I thought it'd be interesting lol
4
 
Wow I'm gonna make tic tac toe
 
@mathcat can't see it
 
Oh, I forgot, max char length is 125
 
12:15 PM
wait how the hell did you edit that description
@mathcat how did you do it
 
You forgot I'm hacker101
gimme one sec
 
SERIOUSLY HOW THE FOK DID YOU DO IT
 
uhm
I did lots of things I don't know which caused it to change
 
ANSWER ME AT ONCE
 
never ask: a user: how they changed their description
 
12:18 PM
@Ginger one sec I'll try to recreate it
Oh wait just edit works
 
WHAT
 
I tried some fetch stuff too
 
you've got to be fucking kidding me
 
calm down
look
user.js line 19
 
try editing my bio
 
12:22 PM
okay
 
you shouldn't be able to
 
user id?
 
2893150
if this works I am going to cry
 
okay
 
OH MY GOD
show me the code you used
 
12:23 PM
Lol
@lyxal wow.
 
I'm pressing the Emergency Stop Button
 
@Ginger what I didn't do anything
 
Does anyone know where I can get custom printed fridge magnets that are all different (i.e. I can upload design for the entire sheet)? Similar to this but with all pieces being the same size. (This is on-topic.)
 
@mathcat Where's that from?
 
I still see "I'm just a dev"
 
12:24 PM
I edited it back
 
@user partially by me, partially by gpt-3
 
now, HOW DID YOU DO IT
 
@Adám omg fridge programming :D
 
@Ginger I just tested it first with edit. I wanted to try fetch later
 
are you doing a challenge where you can only use each character once :P
 
12:25 PM
@mathcat so you POSTed the data?
 
Not really, but I want to be able to do code golf on my fridge.
 
@Ginger no I didn't you baloney
 
@Adám You'd need APL glyph magnets for that
 
is the edit link visible? because it sure shouldn't be
 
@mathcat hey cut the harsh language thats a really hurtful thing to call someone :P
 
12:26 PM
@emanresuA Yes, hence my need for custom printing.
 
@Ginger it is
 
@Adám This was the first result I got when I googled it
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
@thejonymyster indeed, the correct terminology is to call them an utter clampongus :p
 
@thejonymyster lol
 
12:27 PM
They let you have different shapes and designs
 
@user Plenty of such services, printing many of a single design. I want one or a few of each of many "designs".
 
Ah
 
ah ok i misunderstood i was like "why would you want only exactly one of each" :P
 
@Ginger well just hide it then /jk
 
@Ginger your replit doesn't want to do life
 
12:29 PM
I used my emergency stop
please do NOT use the site while I fix this
 
@Ginger The POSt code is from user.js, line 19
 
@lyxal That's pretty understandable, do you respond to people right after you awaken?
 
@Ginger SERVER-SIDE AUTHENTICATION
 
@user how tf did this ping me after I closed my laptop lid?
like it locked itself and everything yet it still played audio
 
well, I found it
 
12:30 PM
No one is safe from my pings
 
OK, the place I linked to can do a custom order, but it has a $500 setup fee!
 
@user Nah my computer is just special
 
due to me reversing a greater-then sign, every user except for moderators could edit any bio
 
LMAO
 
12:31 PM
: |
 
@Adám Get Dyalog to make its own magnets :P
 
Or order them wholesale
 
@Ginger Ah yes, moderation, a demotion of user privileges
 
@Ginger max-length is handled on the server-side, right?
 
12:32 PM
@mathcat yes
 
I'm not going to try to hack that
 
I love the commit messages here
 
Thank you hyper very cool
 
lol yeah he sacrificed his time and sanity so we could have a meme bot
 
12:34 PM
@user That's what I'm trying to do, but we sure don't have the hardware, so I have to find some company that can do it for us.
 
The "fuck you" commit is why I went looking through the commit history. For some reason, package-lock.json was added to .gitignore
 
@user truly an innovation of our times
 
imagine not using sechat
oop OLIMAR crashed again
 
@Ginger Well we probably used to, but now we use js
 
no, you coudn't have
because sechat is my library
and is unreleased due to being unstable
 
12:36 PM
@Ginger see that's how little I know about the bot's internals
 
@lyxal oh noxan bot should use that too
 
@Adám funny potential problem: you send the exact characters and get back mojibaked fridge magnets :P
 
Fricknut ginger just said it's a proprietary library
 
it's a damn good thing that yall noticed that bug before it went live d:
@lyxal it's not proprietary, just unstable
so I haven't released it yet
@emanresuA what
 
@thejonymyster Yeah, and there'd be font issues to, which is why I want to submit an image.
 
12:38 PM
@mathcat I can't get to pastebin, can you make a gist?
 
apl better step its game up you can probably already fridge program in one of those emoji code languages :P
actually wait i wonder if any other "programming magnets" exist im gonna google it
wow a cursory google tells me no
i was totally expecting to see some while ( ) magnets :o
 
be the change
 
ok: i'll be 16 cents
 
@Ginger Here
 
hahaha
 
12:42 PM
@Ginger how come when I update my replit pfp it doesn't change on lambda.chat?
 
known issue
thanks for reminding, fixing now
 
dang
guess I'll forever be a man of the [pipis]
 
> Joe is fond of grocery writedziezen with expiration dates.
 
Hm, I can get adhesive small cut magnets. I guess I could just print glyphs on paper or card and stick on those.
 
@Ginger Can I try to change your description now?
 
12:44 PM
@lyxal I can update it by FORCE if you want
 
I won't do anything evil
 
@mathcat sure, you won't be able to
 
@Ginger yes please
 
ok
 
much better
 
12:44 PM
yup, it worked
where should I put the "refresh PFP" button?
 
ugh frick I can't do POST no more
 
wot
jesus fucking shit lyxal what did you DO
 
w...
 
my database isn't supposed to look like that
 
lol
 
12:56 PM
I don't know what you did but it caused a 504 Gateway Timeout on my end
 
gg lyxal
 
oh
right
the copypasta
 
time to add a room name length limit
 
"Unable To Wake Up"
But all I want to do is crash your server :/
 
trying to fix
and we're back
well, I can't argue with that
we are eggxperienceing teggnical difficulties
 
1:03 PM
(probably because of me sorry)
I'm hacker101
don't ask me what I did
 
ayyy it worked
 
I won't give up until I've changed Ginger's description
 
give up, you can't
 
Hecker's grandma can't
 
what
 
1:09 PM
gimme an hour
 
1:20 PM
@lyxal wow
dang thats very cool
can this be done in jelly?
 
probably, but it would take a bit longer than the few hours it took me
 
frick
flax's fold and scans are implemented wrong
      +`[1,2,3,4,5]
>>>
[5,9,12,14,15]
vs
      +\⍳5
1 3 6 10 15
i hate this..
 
1:37 PM
The browser (or proxy) sent a request that this server could not understand.
well nice you can't make rooms without a name
 
@PyGamer0 it's scanning in reverse? how do you manage to do that by accident
 
because i am bad at programming
 
@Ginger that's a lot of 502s
 
1:53 PM
where's that one meta that lists a bunch of different languages and how their bytes are counted
 
53
Q: How to count bytes FAQ

Nathan MerrillWe've got a lot of questions asking how to count the bytes in different situations. This question is here to put them all in one spot. General questions How to count "interactive" answers and flags (revised to: Let's solve the flag problem once and for all) How to count REPLs How to count multip...

 
ah i forgot to check faq i shot straight for policy
ty
 
 
wow
 
:thonk:
i dunno something tells me that maybe, just maybe, there's something wrong with this bio
@thejonymyster what do you think?
 
2:06 PM
@lyxal youre right, i forgot to link my linkedin
 
I knew it!
I knew something was off!
boy does it feel good to be right :p
 
i was waiting for someone to notice lol
 
Why does tumblr always feel to me like it's something from the early 2000s?
 
what's funny is that is was actually from the late 2000s
@thejonymyster is this by any chance you?
 
yep :P
@lyxal theres just nothing worth linking to there so i dont have a reason to have it on display lol
maybe if i finish some cool project ill actually link it
but right now its like... classwork i did for a programming class... some months to a year ago?
 
2:16 PM
@thejonymyster nonsense. I found tic-tac-toe there
 
good god youre right
the people need to know
it should be ultimate tic tac toe btw :P i thought our group was being extra clever but other people programmed like 3d games xd
i should clean it up at some point probably, most of what's on there doesn't really need to be
 
I'm really good at this
I've beaten myself twice now!
 
uh oh that doesnt look right :P luckily that never came up during presentation
i forgot there was css in that project too, it does look pretty nice visually :D
yknow ive actually learned a lot since then i wonder if i could like, do it better
also do we have a tic tac toe/ultimate tic tac toe challenge
 
wow 3-0 to me against me
I'm just the best at this
 
lyxal you are fucking unstoppable
oh wow we have a tag
 
2:29 PM
@lyxal impressive
 
in Vyxal, 38 secs ago, by Vyxal Bot
@lyxal I am doing things that advance society. Can't say the same about you.
just got roasted by a bot
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2:47 PM
@lyxal where is it may i ask
 
wait a minute there's a github.io version? wow I was just using refined github's preview feature lol
 
@lyxal *cough* replit's fault
 
why does it take 539 years to load the site?
 
2:50 PM
good fooking question
 
thank you, I try my best
 
dya think I should send replit an angrymail?
 
up to you
but I'mma send myself a sleepmail
later nerds
 
replit is the wosrt ever ever ever
goodnight
 
bullshit
 
2:52 PM
thats why i use cloudflare pages
 
You still need a backend right?
@Ginger I'd highly recommend PythonAnywhere
 
@user either cloudflare workers or cloudflare functions
 
Super reliable, good tutorials, and it's still Python
@Seggan Oh nice
Is Cloudflare functions like AWS lambda?
 
best of all, its free
 
nvm imma look it up myself
 
2:53 PM
@user idk what that is
 
Ooh
 
basically a backend in the same code area as your frontend
and same url
cloudflare is awesome
i made an automagic error reporter using CF workers
 
yo dog i herd u liek web design so we put your backend in your frontend so you can (???) while you (!!!)
5
 
Honestly idk if I like the backend being the same as the frontend, seems kinda two-dimensional :P
 
not the same
just in the same project
so you dont have to keep 2 vscode windows open
 
2:56 PM
Hush lemme make a joke
 
also they share urls
 
@Seggan Well tbf you can do this even in a "normal" project
But this does sound convenient
 
also CF required a github repo per project
so youd need a frontend and a backend repo
but with functions it can be 1 repo
 
@Seggan the what
why would you ever have two vscode windows open
no u
 

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