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12:00 AM
but yeah not the really old yellow brick
 
can you find the video? sounds funny
 
the one that looks like this
 
that one ran C or smth and was programmed using IR
 
the RCX that one was called
 
and now LEGO's gone Back In Time with their latest brick
it looks like something made for 5-year-olds
 
12:03 AM
@des54321 yeah this is the one i had too
@RadvylfPrograms ooh smart
 
@Ginger whats the new one? my google searches arent coming up with anything newer than the ev3
 
can't recall
lemme see if I can find it
Lego Mindstorms Robot Inventor
 
damn wtf is that thing
it doesnt even have a screen
 
yea
my reaction as well
 
12:18 AM
@des54321 that's what I meant by the orange one but there was another one I'm thinking of
 
ayyy I did it
I am successfully capturing 50x50 video from my EV3
 
at a stable 20fps and 1.5s latency
 
wonderful! you are successfully watching incredibly low res video on something made for making lego robots
 
I sure am
you say that like it's a bad thing
 
1:16 AM
@des54321 good pfp, i think i'm gonna change one too
done
Visited 25 days: Happy, um, 25 day anniversary to, um, nobody...
;-)
 
1:40 AM
> We will rotate between Tuesdays and Thursdays, and shift the start time in 8 hour increments.
why not?
 
Because that didn't really work
Made the scheduling for events (that ping you get telling you it's time for BMG/LYAL) so much more annoying, made it harder to remember when the event was on so fewer people showed up, etc.
 
oh ok
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Q: Biweekly Minigolf is Halfdead

NobodyBiweekly Minigolf is Halfdead... ... what should we do? As we can see from this excerpt BMG is slowly dying. People don't seem interested enough to even start it and the 21st BMG has little participants. (even though it hasn't happened in months lol) https://chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/mes...

And, as I promised about 20 days ago, thank you
 
@NewPosts STATUS
 
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@cairdcoinheringaahing what's that
 
1:53 AM
@RadvylfPrograms New Posts seems to have missed the recent meta post
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing seems so
 
@Nobody A command that ROs and mods can use if they think New Posts/Sandbox Posts is offline/has missed a post, to check if it's up
Actually, that's a good question: can the new ROs use the status command?
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing OK, so, idk
 
@NewPosts STATUS
there's your answer
 
to check if it's up: how
 
1:55 AM
@RadvylfPrograms The new ROs need to be added to New Posts' status command thing
@Nobody You don't
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing i mean, how does ros check
 
I can't remember exactly what it looks like, but it's noticeably different
Or, it just doesn't respond
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing oh ok
 
5 messages moved to The Nineteenth Bakery. I'll leave the rest for Redwolf's edification
 
so it is up but missed the post? ok
 
1:58 AM
Yeah, Redwolf can take a look at the bot itself when he's around and try to figure out why
 
Good Old Catch-The-Bug Time
 
in light of this why not do like maybe a "work on your language" event thingy
 
ok, gotta go, o/
 
where people who are making langs get to show them off and develop them with others and other people can watch and participate in development
 
For what it's worth, regarding my recent answer, "letting it die" does, imo, also include (eventually) removing BMG from the chat event schedule, potentially as a "finally blow" (if that makes sense)
 
2:05 AM
ok that kinda was redundant (my chat post)
 
@Seggan Similar to LYAL, but where people can discuss and suggest how the language evolves, based on their impressions from trying it?
 
kinda
 
@Seggan I suggested that once
 
tho my idea wont necessarily be restricted to one lang like LYAL, anyone can pitch in
 
Apr 21 at 11:04, by lyxal
They'd sort of be like community directives - things that are on topic that people would want to collaborate on
@Seggan like that?
 
2:08 AM
That seems much more general than just "working on an in-dev lang"
 
bad mobile hotspot connection, still loading transcript :P
oh yeah, your idea is much more general than mine
 
@Seggan I know that feeling :p
 
so ya think i should write up a meta proposal?
or maybe repost this in the morning when theres more people
 
I'd be on board with it
 
and see the reaction then
 
2:13 AM
Up to you. Can't hurt to ask again at another time to gauge interest before meta tho
 
SO, DID SEGGAN WRITE A META UP
BAD CAPS LOCK BE OBEDIENT
 
@Nobody ima ask in chat again in 12 hours and see the reaction. if it is positive ill write up a meta post
also i thought you left :P
 
@RadvylfPrograms Got to say, I've been super close to doing this multiple times: RaspberryPi.SE has (had?) a room called "The Bakery", so I double checked which room every time :P
 
@Seggan ok, went back
 
2:28 AM
@Ginger is there makina docs anywhere?
 
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A: Nominations for Language of the Month, Take 2

NobodyMarioLANG MarioLANG is a two-dimensionalesoteric programming languagemade byUser:Wh1teWolf, based on Super Mario. The source code's layout is similar to a Super Mario world, however the programs written in MarioLANG look like a completely normal application when compiled. It is evenTuring-comple...

 
@emanresuA is now colorful
 
So is Ginger and des54321
Pride Month
 
oh
i was about to say why is everyone colorful
 
Didn't you know? During June, everyone in the world becomes gay, and so must show off rainbows in some way :P
 
2:41 AM
ummmm
the opposite of me I guess
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing the foka lol
 
@Nobody is your avatar Nobody or is it just not loading for me
 
@Seggan that's nobody
all white, nobody
 
mhm
 
@Seggan ;-)
;;;;----))))
 
2:44 AM
i used the `You are not JoKing, you are <name>!" on my friends,
 
now they think i am dumber
 
hahahahaha
explain
 
@lyxal how is it funny when you do it :P
 
to them
@PyGamer0 idk, maybe you've got to explain joking a person
 
2:45 AM
it probably helps that we have someone named jo king
whom your friends are probably not familiar with
 
crash
 
yeah i also told them "Jo King is a person living in Sydney" :p
they just dont get the joke lol
 
@PyGamer0 explain cgcc and stuff
 
o_o
 
@lyxal i am suddenly interested in your name, how
 
2:46 AM
@PyGamer0 This is so weird :P
 
o_/
 
is lyxal named after vyxal or is vyxal named after lyxal
 
vyxal named after lyxal i guess
 
If someone just turned around to me and said "You're not laughing, you're caird", and their explanation was "Laugh Ing is a person living in Vladivostok", I'd have so many more questions :P
6
 
people say that to me all the time even though my name isnt caird
 
2:49 AM
@cairdcoinheringaahing h m m, hahaha
 
3:01 AM
Okay, lyxal, pxeger, and emanresu A can now check NP/SP's status
 
good
 
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A: The many users of CGCC

lyxalWow, y'all with your usernames that actually have meaning. I literally just spent 5 minutes typing random keys until I ended up with something I deemed "cool" and "ironic". Having said that, I did want to make sure the letters L and X were present (for maximum coolness) and that there was a name ...

Aug 15, 2021 at 8:05, by exedraj
Fun fact: it was an ipad keyboard that I was mashing that gave me Lyxal as a username
@thejonymyster I came first. Then the language
Purely because I'm that uncreative and uninspired
 
hahaha
 
@lyxal guys i just made a new golfing lang called vhejonymyster
doesnt have the same ring to it
 
@PyGamer0 because I do it with context and because I've conditioned y'all to laugh at my horrible jokes
 
3:06 AM
although if i did make one itd be really funny if i named it that
 
@thejonymyster duh, it only works with 5 letter usernames which are clearly the objectively best length usernames
 
vhejo
:P getting closer
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing see now that's a good language name
 
3:07 AM
@lyxal yeah, but I already have a language whose name begins with v
 
If v doesn't work, you can always try the letter j or the letter m
Like Jyxal and Myxal (real language languages btw)
 
jaird or maird :P
"maird" sounds like a real word tbh
 
i do not like those
 
jhejo...........................................................
 
there's just something wrong about them
 
3:08 AM
"Jaird" sounds like some weird pronounciation of "Jared"
 
@thejonymyster jhaego
 
And that concludes my horrible master-class on esolang naming
 
^^^
 
@RadvylfPrograms Honestly, looks like how someone who spells "Ashley" as "Ashleigh" would spell "Jared" :P
 
jairhd
 
3:11 AM
oh ok
for emanresu A, a username pronounced bread
 
Sure makes life easier
 
In other news, "ghoti" is the new way to pronounce "fish"
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing Rick Ashtleigh
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing that would also make a good lang name
 
fun fact, the first time i heard of ghoti was because it's the word for fish in klingon :P
er, ghotI'
 
3:15 AM
@Nobody you’re gay when it’s not June but become straight in June?
 
During June, the market becomes saturated, so you get the best return on investment if you become straight. But, during the rest of the year, the inverse is true
 
On the contrary
If you’re straight in June while everyone is gay, you don’t get any profits
You gotta be gay/straight at the same time as everyone else
 
Nah, the stock price of gay plummets during June, because everyone is it
 
If you’re really talented you can be both
 
Yeah, but being bisexual is cheating. It's why the SEC arrests bisexuals
 
3:19 AM
@cairdcoinheringaahing no, the demand for gay also increases because everyone is gay
 
@user wdym
 
Yeah, but because the market is so saturated, you only get a tiny percentage of the profits from gay. If you invest in straight for June, then your smaller profits are distributed among the fewer straights during the month
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing the sec has suppressed pan sexual and bisexual people for too long
 
oh , hh
 
@user Gender anarchocapitalism?
 
3:21 AM
@user The tax break for being asexual is crazy as well
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing this economics is going over my head but I’ll take your word for it
@cairdcoinheringaahing but it’s like living in Alaska
 
@RadvylfPrograms There are as many genders as you can buy
 
The government gives you money, but at what cost?
 
Nah, they give you garlic bread
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing no, creation of genders is unfortunately controlled by a single organization
@cairdcoinheringaahing oh it’d be worth it then
 
3:23 AM
@user The USSR invented nonbinary (computers, at least)
 
@user Ah yes, GenderCorp
I'm excited to see the fall line of genders, so in right now
 
@RadvylfPrograms trinary is still not enough
 
Although recent developments in the field of quantum mechanics means that we'll soon be able to be 2^n genders at once
 
Ooh
 
I can't believe I get to cite this, but:
 
3:24 AM
Which will break gender cryptography, but also allow for interesting new scientific developments
 
Jan 4 at 22:21, by caird coinheringaahing
@thejonymyster Is this hardware that uses they/them pronouns? ;P
 
@user psst... come to the dark web we have forbidden secret genders
 
Gender superposition
 
@RadvylfPrograms Which pales in comparison to genderfluid people's abilities of just being every gender at once if they want
 
@thejonymyster like what
 
3:25 AM
Actually, "gender cryptography" sounds like it would be an interesting field.
 
@user like that one over there, that we can't talk about
@thejonymyster "Hey kid, wanna buy some genders? *opens trenchcoat to reveal a bunch of pride flags*"
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing i would honestly pay good money for a superpower letting me change gender at will
 
Gender or sex?
 
Both
 
@user yknow when you finally get the fitted sheet on after struggling with it for way too long and its not even satisfying now that its complete? theres a gender for that
 
3:26 AM
@user Good news is that it's actually free to change gender at will
 
Oh yes
 
My fitted sheet actually is satisfying, so I guess I have a regular old non-forbidden gender :/
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing it may be free but i don’t have that ability
 
@thejonymyster I was actually one of the betatesters for that gender, it wasn't great before we rebalanced it
 
lmao that just makes me think of the like
tf2 rebalancing of teams mid match
but for gender
autobalance thats the word
 
3:28 AM
A video game where instead of classes everyone picks a gender and they have distinct abilities and powers
 
Sort of ninja'd wow
 
are you saying that heavy is a gender
 
@thejonymyster is this basically an upgraded version of the fitted sheet fetish? Because my friend has that and it’s kinda annoying
 
@RadvylfPrograms So, this would make bank from trans gamers
 
3:29 AM
@user -_-; i didnt know that was a thing good lord
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing yeah I’m working on becoming asexual
 
@user I got zero (relevant) results googling that
 
Thank god
 
possibly for the best
 
3:29 AM
Your friend might just be an interesting person
 
Welp, rule 34 is now going to come into effect
 
I would be horrified if it was real
 
No fitted_sheet tag on any of the major rule34 sites either
 
@RadvylfPrograms he is also imaginary
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing which rule
 
3:30 AM
i feel like that could totally be a thing
just very niche
 
@RadvylfPrograms You aren't googling hard enough, I have results ಠ_ಠ
 
@RadvylfPrograms ferb, i know what we’re doing today
 
I have a new pack of drawing pencils, let's do this
(Actually it's four years old and I found it under my bed)
It has a squishy eraser
 
Just gonna save this convo in case Redwolf ever runs for mod :P
 
3:31 AM
lmao
 
@RadvylfPrograms how squishy are we talking? asking for a friend
 
@RadvylfPrograms like, squishier than normal erasers?
 
> Shop Our Fetish Bed Sheets Range
no
 
One of those kneadable ones
 
@user it seems we have a mutual friend
:P jk i dont want any part in this
 
3:32 AM
there's a difference between fetish bed sheets and a bed sheet fetish
 
Interesting, i should get one
 
@UnrelatedString Yeah, all I can find are the former
 
@RadvylfPrograms what
 
@UnrelatedString why not get both
 
A kneadable eraser, you can squish them into any shape to erase fine details and stuff
They're actually kinda not that useful but they're fun
 
3:33 AM
huh
that actually kinda makes sense
 
That's just blu tack
But not good for sticking things
 
Tbh i use my erasers more as stress balls than erasers so that would actually be nice
 
i don't have erasers
 
@user Pencil? Get the frick out of here with that, you heretic
 
Never seen one that thick
 
3:43 AM
@user Yeah, they're awful
 
i can imagine
 
@user That's what she said
 
80 pens moved to Your Pen Is Short
7
 
80
wow
 
Whoa, the whole transcript fits on my screen now
 
3:43 AM
and pencil
 
@lyxal I think you'll find it's average size, and I'm not sensitive about this at all, no sir
 
←what do people think about this, in particular about the meta
cringe or based
its ok if it sucks i have no shame :P
 
@thejonymyster petition to rename upvote/downvote to based/cringe
9
 
in my heart that is their name already
 
@thejonymyster Check out the tag, as the requirements for interactivity can be super weird
 
3:46 AM
oh! thank you
 
@lyxal o_o
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing i feel as though my challenge is pretty well specified in those regards? unless im missing something not in the tag info :0c
or maybe im just wrong in my assessment :P either way it was good to check that, ty
like i didnt specify anything quite so specific as "input yes or no" or like "input through this specific avenue" because that feels un-standard-i/o-rules-ish
should i specify whether the program has to be runnable again maybe? or whether the initial input must be prompted for mid program or not?
theres also the possibility that it isnt a good challenge, which is fine if its true
 
afk brb o/
 
4:40 AM
just changed my name by linking to puzzling
I am NumberBasher which is Nobody
 
good
 
5:41 AM
Fun fact: }{ is valid Perl code: ato.pxeger.com/…
 
I'm scared
 
no, you're emanresuA
 
@pxeger doesn't work in tio
 
what does the -n flag do?
 
-n assume "while (<>) { ... }" loop around program
ahh
...
 
5:47 AM
if I had a nickel for every syntax prank I've seen in the last week I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
 
-n evaluates the given code for every line in STDIN
but actually, it does that by just wrapping your code in while(<>){ }
so you can just break out of the block lol
 
Thank you copilot for suddenly deciding to be a polyglot
 
i was about to google translate it but then i remembered you're here
is or isn't it complete nonsense
 
6:03 AM
@UnrelatedString makes sense
 
amazing
 
I would translate it that way too in fact
why
@UnrelatedString like why?
 
because it got spit out of copilot lmao
 
@UnrelatedString context?
wtf
 
6:06 AM
Oh, I didn't look closely
hahahaha
 
@PyGamer0 sydneez nuts
5
 
7:09 AM
does new CMC still work now
new CMC
no it doesn't
!!newest
 
 
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8:54 AM
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Q: Eh, codegolf shmodegolf

JSorngardThis challenge is about implementing Shm-reduplication, originating in Yiddish, where one takes a word, duplicates it, and replaces the first syllable in the second word with "Shm" in order to indicate that one does not care. Some examples include: "Isn't the baby cute?", "Eh, baby shmaby" "Come...

 
10:39 AM
@JoKing lol
+1 advertising of vyxal done
 
10:51 AM
@cairdcoinheringaahing what does that mean
 
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Q: How many light changes will a 7-segment display need?

John DoeProblem Assume you have a single 7-segment display without a decimal point, so 7 "lines" that can be labelled A through G as seen here. This display will only show the numbers from 0 to 9 as usual, like so: Any time this display changes from one number to another, some of its lights will have t...

 
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