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12:00 AM
lemme check the metasmoke records
 
@Adalynn Yeah, about that
 
@rak1507 maybe they're after me. I once blew 24M on WSOP (fake money obv)
 
Long posts tho, so you have to scroll to reach the flag button
 
Wow
 
@LilChartZ or just press M F
 
12:01 AM
We've developed some userscripts and bots to help with the problem
 
@hyper-neutrino I should turn that on
 
Imagine manually flagging spam
 
~~Are they golfed~~
 
...and I just dropped a spoon into a bowl of raw eggs becaise I was busy in TNB lol
 
congratulations!
 
12:01 AM
yum!
 
Test in the Sandbox
 
Inb4 caird deletes all of this
 
And yeah, Sandbox would be a better place for testing.
PFfffff Lyxal
 
12:03 AM
@Adalynn recently RO election
 
@Lyxal You know it :P
@new-ish How did I forget about that? :/
 
Yeah, kinda saw it with HN and WW getting diamonds
 
@Adalynn I assume you haven't heard of vyxal?
 
And Caird and Redwolf getting RN
RO
 
Adam and Bubbler too
 
12:04 AM
@Adalynn room nownership?
@rak1507 incorrect
 
oh also LOTM is back
 
@Lyxal right now :P
 
registered nurse as they take care of tnb
 
We were trying to get Lyxal to tie with me but it didn't work out
 
For RO or for Diamonds
 
12:05 AM
RO
 
@rak1507 ?
 
Who's LOTM? I don't recognize that name
 
language of the month
 
Language of the Month
 
@Adalynn Me, Redwolf, Adam and Bubbler are ROs; JoKing, HN and WW are new mods
 
12:05 AM
OH
 
@user RN
 
and it's now a community event rather than featured on meta, courtesy of Lil ChartZ for the idea :P
 
Oh
 
Ah
 
12:05 AM
Ooh
 
Which is why no one says "I'm joking" anymore
 
Pffff
 
(disclaimer: I am not JoKing, I am Lyxal)
 
No one says I'm anything anymore
 
doesn't even have to be joking anymore
 
12:07 AM
Apr 19 at 18:12, by user
🚨 Lyxal alert 🚨
 
I've heard of Vyxal
 
@user you're not anything, you're user
 
has anyone ever seen Lyxal and JoKing in the same room? I thought not.
 
@Adalynn don't look it in the eyes
 
i have
 
12:07 AM
@rak1507 Well of course they're the same person, they're both part of the hivemind
 
Isn't Vyxal the language or something..?
Or am I that out of the loop
 
Vyxal is Lyxal's golfing language
 
Yeah
 
@Lyxal Did HN finally manage to steal your kneecaps? Is that why you've stopped?
 
Vyxal is like if someone made metagolfscript adhere to the rules
5
 
12:08 AM
He told me about it over Discord I think
 
yes. don't touch it with a 10 metre pole it (ab)uses flags *shudders*
 
@rak1507 yes
@LilChartZ no
@Adalynn yes
 
That, and I remember hearing about it when I jumped back for a few minutes
 
Jono 2906? hm nice name :p
 
I can't read "Jono" without imagining it in an Aussie accent :P
 
12:10 AM
@rak1507 you're just jelly that it's better than apl :p
 
Pfha
 
@Adalynn Have you heard about the hivemind?
 
excuse me what
 
Oh that's a fun story to tell
 
Lyxal you have it bookmarked right
 
12:13 AM

The truth is accidentally leaked

Jan 22 at 22:49, 42 minutes total – 47 messages, 3 users, 6 stars

Bookmarked Jan 22 at 23:40 by Lyxal

@Adalynn read that conversation first
Finally, read this
 
You just had to do that, didn't you?
 
Yep
 
it wouldn't be TNB otherwise would it :P
 
Nope
 
I'vehad shrimp on my fingers for 10m and couldn't participate in chat :/
 
12:15 AM
And now someone's pinned it to the starboard
@RedwolfPrograms We were talking about you
 
Classic Lyxal
 
you mean you need to engage in physical activity to communicate with TNB? I simply project my thoughts directly from my mind
 
@Adalynn ⌍P
 
@Lyxal I'm still like 30% sure that's a smudge on my screen
 
@rak1507 Cool, this looks more advanced Lil ChartZ's brain packet receiver/sender
 
12:16 AM
@LilChartZ Flowey wink goes brrrrr
 
@LilChartZ ⌍What's a smudge on your ⌍screen? All I see is a "P" :P
 
You just rickrolls cat
 
@okie precisely
 
@Lyxal And I even clicked the third link before second link
 
has something in particular happened lately that prompted the return of so many people :P it's quite nice to see
 
12:18 AM
@okie well done
 
Fatalize, Adalynn, Christopher and flawr have all been re-active here in the past couple of days :P
 
Yeah, remember all those names
 
Although flawr has stopped by a few times in the past year or so
 
I take it Adám has been his usual self this whole time still?
 
Pretty much, yep :P
 
12:21 AM
Some people left the APL Orchard for Matrix iirc
 
And what's Matrix..?
 
yeah there's an array language discord server now although mostly it's only used for BQN
have you heard of BQN as well?
 
Oh yeah
That happened about the time I decided to leave, a little bit before so I vaguely know what it is
 
Quiche finally in the oven, I can talk in chat now :p
 
@Adalynn alternative chat network thingy, open source iirc
 
12:22 AM
@RedwolfPrograms Shrimp quiche?
 
Yep
Shrimp and bacon
 
I'm hungry now :(
 
shrimp and bqn?
 
TBH I can't think of something less kosher :P
 
Luckily I'll be eating dinner in a few minutes
 
12:23 AM
@user Come on over, I'll share some :p
 
Ah
Yo Hivemind, why shrimp and bacon? That feels like it'd ruin the bacon.
:P
 
Shrimp = good, bacon = good, shrimp + bacon = doubleplusgood
 
the shrimp adds a nice little crunch to it
 
The shrimp came first, the bacon was added to make it better :p
 
> Bacon wrapped shrimp. It's my fourth favourite food wrapped in my second favourite food
- Ronald Ulysses Swanson
 
12:25 AM
How are shrimp and bacon not tied for your first favorite foods?
 
@user Do YoU MeAn good++?
 
It turns out I didn't mix it well enough, so one of the two was mostly milk, so I had to pick up and transfer over individual egg whites :|
 
Or ++good?
 
Pffff
 
It was a reference to newspeak
 
12:25 AM
i assume you get the reference but in case you don't it's-- nvm. ^
 
FINALLY ninja'd you
 
I just now learned that "bit" is short for "Binary digIT"
 
@RedwolfPrograms not convinced, sure that's not a backronym?
 
@RedwolfPrograms Nah, it's short for bite
 
@rak1507 Might be, but I see no reason it wouldn't initiall have been thought of that way
And it makes sense with trits
 
12:28 AM
In the old days, a "byte" was called "bite" because if you took a big bite of those punch cards, you'd end up eating about 8 holes
7
 
Is that why the word sizes varied? IBM had different sized mouths?
 
Indeed
 
Oh, and as storage got denser we could eat more bits! That's why 64 bit is so common nowadays!
 
@RedwolfPrograms well wikipedia agrees with you it seems
 
Pretty sure if I bite a computer, I can get more than 64 holes in one bite
2
 
12:29 AM
@RedwolfPrograms Yes, although I would recommend biting a USB
 
@LilChartZ Stop ruining my fun :p
 
I feel like if I bite a computer the results will be quite shocking.
 
@LilChartZ The surgeons would have to make a hole in you to get what you ate out
 
@LilChartZ This, is the origin of 128 bit computer
 
Is Okie new?
 
12:36 AM
Yes
Or at least, I classify them as a "new" user :P
 
Do I qualify as a new or old user?
 
New-ish :P
 
:|
 
they've been around for 42 days so I consider them new
 
For me it's "veteran" (those who saw the creation of the site), "old" (those from 2013/2014 onwards), "old-ish" (2015/2016), "same as me" (same as me), "new-ish" (a year or so after me) and "new" (within the last year)
It also changes slightly on rep
 
12:39 AM
So I'd be new-ish?
 
What's the exact range for "same as me"?
 
Looks like I just about make it into the new-ish category
Actually, I don't, it's been 10 months since I joined CGCC
 
@Bubbler Anyone with more rep than me cannot be newer than "same as me", regardless of when they actually started :P
 
Lol
 
time to answer every single question in APL and get all the bounties
 
12:40 AM
tbf a lot of Bubbler's rep comes from APL bounties
 
It's definitely based somewhat on "site experience" (which rep is a good indicator) as much as account age
 
@rak1507 Not all questions qualify for it though
 
@user Bubbler also has the Socratic badge :P
 
APL bounties need to be nerfed in the next CGCC patch :P
 
No no no I need those to get to 10k rep
 
12:41 AM
I wonder how much more rep I'd have if I posted my questions here instead of on codidact
 
at least 3
 
Very helpful
 
@rak1507 If we're nerfing anyone/anything, surely Arnauld gets nerfed first :P
 
@LilChartZ true
 
That NPC is too OP
 
12:42 AM
Apr 21 at 0:36, by Redwolf Programs
Arnauld is overpowered, hopefully that gets fixed in the next update
Beat you all to the joke by a week or two :p
 
One does not simply Nerf Arnauld
 
Arnauld is clearly like a lvl 20 in the golfer class, the rest of us are still like at least one tier away
 
One creates a new site and makes sure Arnauld never sees it so that the rest of us can golf in peace :P
 
would be interesting to make a golfer tier list similarly to how there's a golflang tier list
might be quite hard to do so though
 
@user Codidact
 
12:43 AM
Much easier actually
No need to extract the language names
Wait never mind
Still have to do that
 
How do you rank people?
 
^
 
Age
 
it's much more subjective and harder to do so
 
12:44 AM
Do you relate their average score to their language's average scores?
 
and an elo system would be harder to do
 
No
That's what Elo is for
 
@user Geographical distance from 0.0000, 0.0000
 
Just consider each combination of two answers on a question in the same language as a game. That's exactly how the language ranking works.
 
@LilChartZ ಠ_ಠ
 
12:45 AM
null island :P
@RedwolfPrograms that means anyone who golfs in <golf lang> will be 'better' than someone who golfs in <regular lang>
 
See edit
 
how often do questions get answered twice in the same language?
very infrequently I'd assume
 
Older ones? Many times
 
Fairly often
I tend not to unless I outgolf the existing Jelly answer tho
 
This way of ranking would probably favor older users since newer users answers wouldn't get picked up too quickly, but that's ok
 
12:46 AM
Compare all of the answers on the question to their respective Elos, and award points for beating it.
 
Or we could just take their user ids. Newest users win :P
 
But many "multiple times in the same language" answers on old challenges are by new users doing Python or JS (or whatever well-known language they know)
 
We could also just have people vote manually but humans are not a good way to judge anything
 
And I guess at least some people will never post in a language already posted
 
Using expected byte count with the Elos would work too
 
12:48 AM
@RedwolfPrograms That sounds actually good
 
@user that would also not be good, I wouldn't want to say who's a 'better' golfer between two people anyway
 
That's what Elo was designed for I think, predicting the likelihood of one player beating abother
And if they unexpectedly win, count that for much more.
 
This would probably be significantly easier if such stats were more accessible but unfortunately everything's just in an answer and people are inconsistent with formatting :P
 
I know that more than anyone here :p
 
if submissions took like, language from a dropdown, byte count / a charset, code, and then explanations, it would make such stats a lot easier to go through :P
 
ngn
12:50 AM
@rak1507 isn't that the whole point of golfing?
 
I'd suggest using strikethrough improvements, but that doesn't really work :/
@ngn Perhaps, but not for one person to decide (arbitrarily) who is better, X or Y?
 
^
 
I've been working on trying to reliably extract language names and byte counts for the last week or so for my (language) ranking system
 
CMP: In your opinion, who is the best golfer on the site?
 
Arnauld
 
12:52 AM
Dennis
 
ngn
@LilChartZ ah, i see. yeah, it must be objective
 
xnor has some incredible answers like this codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/163708/95516 and is also just very good in general, so maybe him
 
I've always found Arnauld's answers impressive, but I don't know JS enough to ever be properly "impressed" by them, beyond casual "ok, that's confusing. And, clever, I guess". I have (multiple times) seen an answer by Dennis, typically in Python/Jelly, and been genuinely speechless due to how clever the answer is
 
Jo King is also pretty strong in impressiveness, like in this answer. Also strong in the number of distinct esolangs used
 
Dennis.
 
12:55 AM
@Bubbler yeah, that's pretty amazing
@LilChartZ got any examples?
 
@rak1507 I can go looking for some. I generally only upvote answers if 1) they're on my challenges or 2) I find them genuinely impressive or 3) they're the same answer I would've posted
 
someone should make an 'impressive answers of cgcc' repository
 
@LilChartZ Me Both Arnauld and Dennis, I guess, and a few others whom I don't remember right now
@rak1507 That'd be awesome
 
@rak1507 It'd be very (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) impressive
 
Made a gist for that. Can y'all edit it?
Actually nvm someone else should just make a proper repo
 
1:02 AM
i don't think you can make gists editable? not sure
 
or maybe just a meta post?
 
Honestly, this is one of the best abuses of Jelly parsing/chaining I've ever seen
 
pretty cool answers
 
Ugh I just need one more review and there hasn't been one all day
 
Last one was 5 hours ago, and that was the edits HN was doing earlier
 
ngn
1:12 AM
am i the only one who thinks making up a golfing language and packing it with primitives isn't particularly clever
 
No, but I disagree :p
 
@ngn I think it's slightly more complex than that
 
Yo, ngn
 
Until you've tried to make a golfing language it seems easier than it is
 
Oh yeah, definitely
 
1:14 AM
Chaining builtins together to solve a challenge isn't especially interesting, and, unfortunately, that's what a lot of challenges are in golfing languages. However, having the insight to recognize that an entirely different method is the best/shortest way is truly impressive
 
I see trivial and boring answers in pratical languages just as often as golfing languages, but golfing languages allow much more creativity IMO
 
ngn
@Adalynn yo, welcome back :)
 
I generally don't give much of a crap about any answer that just does exactly what the challenge describes, including a lot of my own. The answers of mine I'm most proud of, and the answers I'll upvote the most, are those that properly find a creative, clever or "abusive" answer ("abusive" meaning that it "abuses" tricks/bugs/whatever in the language to be shorter)
 
Guess you recognize me then
 
ngn
@Adalynn yep, i was following some of the conversation earlier
 
1:16 AM
Ah, thought you recognized the icon or whatever
Still the same freaking icon, I am never going to change that
 
Imma go post some spam on my socks, that should generate some reviews
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
May the 4th be with y'all :P
 
Time zones exist
 
The 4th is less about star wars and more about Human Geography for me :p
 
1:22 AM
@Adalynn UTC time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Yeah, Analysis II for me.
 
APHG is so insanely difficult...luckily the college I want to go to accepts a 4 (highest score being 5) on it, unlike most of the others
 
Ah, all my AP courses in high school were just math
 
I'm taking Human Geography and Computer Science Principles this year (9th grade), planning on taking AP tests for like 7 different subjects overall lol
 
ngn
@LilChartZ yeah, one can be creative in any language, but i have more respect for golfing in popular languages that the golfer doesn't control
 
1:27 AM
Well, golflangs are not controlled by most of the golflang users
 
They're usually controlled by an individual golflang user
 
My view is that golfing languages basically just abstract away some of the boring parts. You don't need to focus on spending 50 bytes on something like finding the nearest prime, you just let the golflang handle that and work on the interesting part
 
ngn
@Bubbler most golflangs have <=1 users :)
 
Doesn't Mathematica also do that? @RedwolfPrograms
:P
 
Jelly doesn't have a builtin to determine if an image is of a goat :p
 
1:29 AM
Ah
I see you know þe olde mèmes of þe olde dayes as well? :P
 
See, my golflang is designed to fix that. It's so important all of the code points are more refined variations of that most important operator.
In order to represent numbers, you take a picture of multiple goats.
 
@ngn But then, many golflangs have zero active creators :)
 
ngn
@RedwolfPrograms it might get one, if someone posts a goat-detection challenge (not just up vs down goats), and if the language author was still active
 
A good golfing language doesn't change much IMO
 
@RedwolfPrograms if you have a challenge that has two parts A and B, if they're builtins, the short way in a golflang will probably be to do A+B, but the short way in a regular language is almost certainly not A+B
 
1:31 AM
Key word is if they're built-ins
 
'You don't need to focus on spending 50 bytes on something like finding the nearest prime' a golf lang has an easy way to do that for you, a regular language, you'd have to adapt the logic round the rest of your solution, which is fundamentally more interesting imo
 
I don't really think either are better honestly. It depends on what you like about golfing, which varies by the user.
 
I remember all those syntax golfsI've done at some point
Where it was like
One of them was about 100 bytes or so?
 
@ngn If it makes you feel any better, I golf almost exclusively in Jelly (when using golfing langs), and that hasn't been updated since 2019 :)
 
ngn
right, jelly is a bit of a special case - stable and relatively popular among golflangs
 
1:40 AM
05AB1E, Husk
It says something that the top three shortest golflangs are all stable, popular golfing languages :p
 
Based on 2016-2020 data though. 2021 data isn't included at all
 
That's how SEDE works
Only gives 50k results
 
Just...do what I did
Modulo
Then join them together
It takes five minutes
I can send you my copy
 
ngn
@LilChartZ i think the perfect language for golfing should be popular (to encourage competition), stable (to prevent divisions based on version), not controlled by a codegolf user (to prevent adaptation to the popular style of challenges posted here), and maybe a bit verbose (to leave room for multiple steps of outgolfing and creativity in combining parts of the solution)
 
1:43 AM
Good luck finding someone who knows about how to make a golfing language who isn't a CGCC user
 
ngn
it doesn't have to be a purpose-built golfing language, and ordinary programming language would do
 
@ngn It's also one of those languages that, personally, makes me genuinely impressed. A lot of 05AB1E seems to be "push various stuff to the stack, and use the builtin that takes 15 inputs and produces the output". Husk is often "create an infinite list, find the first element where x". Jelly, even with it's often convenient builtins, always seems like more of an exercise in succinctly composing the perfect functions
 
Golfscript
 
@RedwolfPrograms send data pls.
 
@ngn Honestly, Jelly meets a lot of those. I dislike it's verbosity enough that I'm creating a "spin-off" that reallocated the builtins to have shorter more common ones
 
1:46 AM
@Lyxal I'll have to do it tomorrow
 
the problem with jelly's verbosity is usually it gets beaten on specific easy challenges by 05AB1E on the basis that the exact same approach is used but they have different allocations between 1- and 2-byte builtins lmao
 
@ngn I think a better approach than "isn't made by a code golfer" is "made with a general purpose usage in mind". Dennis used to use CJam for pretty much everything code based, and I believe he strove to make Jelly as general purpose as he could
The fact that the code page is supposed to be able to be typed, and the builtin allocation, makes me believe that Dennis 100% made Jelly to be more general purpose than most golfing langs, probably due to the amount he used CJam in non-code golf contexts
 
i've used jelly for a couple of non-golf-related quick scripting things :P but i don't have the right keyboard layout lol
 
Exact-keyboard-layout-for-Jelly gang :p
 
1:49 AM
That's usually what I've used APL for, competitions, codegolf, and some quick stuf
 
I often try to make Jelly programs that are ascii-only, so I don't have to bother opening the atoms page :P
 
Mostly class-related to est matrix-related shenanigans
 
well, APL is entirely not a golfing language, so
:P
 
Yeah I know
 
Y'all need to stick your tongues in
 
1:50 AM
or at least, that's what i've been told ;)
 
The point about the keyboard still stands
 
@cairdcoinheringaahing how do you make a program that is also a code golf user? ;)
 
Jul 2 '15 at 4:31, by Dennis
I use CJam for everything. It takes much less time to write.
 
@Adalynn I just remembered you missed the time user redwolf and I all switched usernames and pfps for a day
 
^^ why I think Dennis made Jelly more general purpose
 
1:53 AM
not convinced :P
 
Who switched with who?
 
Redwolf -> Lyxal, Lyxal -> user, user -> redwolf
 
Unrelated, but it is almost 3am here and my phone is on 8%, so I'm going to go sleep. o/ and it was good to chat again @Adalynn!
 
o/ for now
 
goodnight
 
1:54 AM
Good to talk to everyone else again @cairdcoinheringaahing
 
ah yes calculus time
very fun
 
@Lyxal Huh?
 
calculus is great when it's not repetitive and formulaic
 
So
 
@Adalynn uni
 
1:59 AM
Calculus isn't great then, rak?
:P
Ah, uni
 
well, not in any sort of school situation
 

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