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1:51 AM
@cairdcoinheringaahing explain a code golf answer badly
@Razetime "Posts a 50 byte Jelly answer. The explanation is left as an exercise for the reader"
paste in jellyballs and direct copypaste with no context
Nah, explain it, but just don't say what language it is
Done correctly, I reckon you could overlap with Jelly, 05AB1E and Husk and no one would know which
Trying to brute force this in Jelly. Only got around 52611327849160 more possible 5 character combinations to try!
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3:05 AM
A: What are the five most powerful characters in your language?

Jonathan AllanJelly, 33 numbers Ḥ23+c Ḥ double(left); 2 literal 2; 3 literal 3; + add(left, right); and c choose(left, right), i.e. number of ways to choose right objects from a collection of left objects. Numbers yielded with an example program: 1 +32Ḥc 18 3Ḥc2+ 45 2+3Ḥc 2 c3Ḥ+2 20 2+Ḥc3 47 2...

(This is the current best)
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6:05 AM
Q: Which th second now in this year

DaemonIN this challenge you have to find out which th second is this in this year, current date. An example current Date is (It will not be given you have to find out what is current Date): March 5, 2021 1:42:44 AM So you need to tell which'th second is actually running in current date in this year. (...

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10:08 AM
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

BubblerTest if a Gray code is Beckett code-golf decision-problem binary coding-theory An \$n\$-bit Gray code is an ordering of \$2^n\$ binary sequences so that adjacent sequences always differ by exactly one bit. A Beckett-Gray code is a special kind of Gray code. In addition to being a Gray code, it ha...

10:30 AM
Very quiet day here
11:05 AM
yeah :(
Q: Hello i am very new to this.This is my first attempt. I have a challenge

Harry Dorobaright here goes I need a box (let's call it the control box) this C/B will have a turn knob On it and when turned it will send a time in seconds for a 12v current to be supplied. The idea is this using the C/B I would turn it to 45 this will send a 12v DC current to the output motor for 45 second...

12:04 PM
One more and I promise I'm done
informal golf: assume that a program that doesnt print a valid program (invalid programs are those which do no behavior that wouldnt count as an ERR, as well as quines) has program ordinal 0. a program printing a single n-valued program has value n+1. a prog that prints multiple progs gets a value that is the supremum of the values of the programs it prints
create an e0 program (limit of series w, w^w, w^w^w...)
12:36 PM
@Lyxal "Caird" missed the opportunity of saying "Oh, no, not again..."
@Andrew I think there's already that challenge on main
i posted it and wanted to see how well people could do other values
That we having close vote means that people will close vote challenges that they think is not interesting.
If you do, make sure that you demonstrate that the challenge is sufficiently different from the other ordinals.
@Bubbler (where do you learn about things like that?)
12:52 PM
i suppose your crit is fair
1:13 PM
@user202729 Do you mean the challenge ideas?
Some from experience, some from random thought, many others from randomly browsing the internet
The main reference is usually Wikipedia or OEIS.
Apparently I'm talking about this the sixth time
"Nothing interesting", is it?
Would be cool to have arXiv or something like that in the list, I guess.
On a related note, I encounter all sort of weird behavior in sympy while doing that challenge. github.com/sympy/sympy/issues/21039
1:51 PM
@Lyxal ^ You seeing this?
2:22 PM
CMM: Would a cops and robbers challenge where cops post a code snippet and robbers figure out which CGCC challenge be on-topic and interesting and not prone to abuse? (the list of valid CGCC challenges a cop could choose from would be limited, of course)
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Zaelin GoodmanSelf-Replicating Numbers (Note: I tried to find proper terminology for this challenge, but I do not think there is any, so I made it up - happy to be corrected on that. If a similar challenge has already been posted, I apologize, I could not find it. Also, I'm still learning formatting on this si...

2:51 PM
@Lyxal Centaurs don't have an exoskeleton, therefore aren't insects
3:13 PM
hi all
3:25 PM
any help with my sandboxed question gratefully received
@cairdcoinheringaahing They don't have to have an exoskeleton.
Wait, maybe they do
I think they also need to be invertebrates, which disqualifies centaurs.
@Anush Can you link to the question?
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

AnushDraw four colorful semicircles The challenge is to reproduce this image in our favorite language: Your image must be at least 300 by 300 pixels. The fill colors don't need to be the same as in the image but they must be different from must be different from each other. code-golf [I would love he...

normally they appear here automatically
fixed a typo or two
@user I don't know how to describe the exact ratios. Could you help?
@Anush New Sandboxed Posts isn't immediate, it'll probably appear here in a few minutes
@cairdcoinheringaahing ok
@Anush Sorry, I have no idea how to find those. Where did you get this picture from? (or you could draw your own picture that looks similar to this one, but has exact measurements)
3:36 PM
@user :(
I have thought of another route
@user how about now?
Note to self: Test slow programs with small inputs first to make sure you don't spend an hour waiting for it to finish when it turns out there was an infinite loop on line four
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

AnushDraw four colorful semicircles The challenge is to reproduce this image in your favorite language: Your image must be at least 300 by 300 pixels. The fill colors don't need to be the same as in the image but they must be different from each other. Your image must have four semicircles aligned a...

@RedwolfPrograms Better alternative: exclusively use TIO. If it takes longer than a minute to run, it isn't worth running :P
Yeah but I like my obscenely slow compression algorithm :p
3:43 PM
@RedwolfPrograms there are a few of those about
any comments on my challenge gratefully received
Just finished the decompression function...it works! I think...
what are you compressing?
@Anush It's better, although I feel like others may still be able to poke holes in it
@user I look forward to it. When is the busiest time on chat these days?
or for people to look at the sandbox
Dunno, timezones are weird
3:50 PM
I made a graph once of when CGCC was most active
@RedwolfPrograms I would love to see it!
That didn't work :/
I didn't label the axes though
Okay looks like it's 00:00 to 23:59 UTC
Each bar is one hour
fun fact that I discovered today: people genuinely still write fortran
@RedwolfPrograms what exactly are you measuring?
that is what is the y axis
labelling would be awesome :)
@pxeger there is a gnu fortran compiler that is still being updated!
Check out the room info, it has an activity chart for both hours and day of week
3:54 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing is that for the chat room?
@Anush It's number of posts in main, which should be a good approximate for the general activity level
I was hoping something for activity on the main site
@RedwolfPrograms yes that sound good
There's close to no way to do it for the Sandbox. I suppose the site analytics might be useful but idk how
what time is the max?
@cairdcoinheringaahing interesting
@cairdcoinheringaahing you can't count comments or posts?
3:56 PM
@Anush Lemme check
Around 15:00 UTC (around 10:00 EST)
so about nowish!
I should post a question :)
it's 16:00 UTC right now isn't it?
I thought it was 14:00
Oh wait yeah 16:00
I'm in CST
@Anush Using the site analytics, it appears as though Tuesday and Wednesday are the most active days (views, comments, votes, posts, all)
3:58 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing that is very interesting. I wonder why!
People use CGCC during work
Oddly enough, for this chat room, Thursday and Sunday are the two most active days.
I'd expect it to be Saturday and Sunday.
me too
Guess we'll have to wait until next Thursday to catch whoever it is skewing those numbers :P
can't we see from last thursday?
4:02 PM
Oh, that's right
@cairdcoinheringaahing I don't feel like scrolling up that far right now, though :)
@cairdcoinheringaahing Thanks!
Looks like it's @user causing the spike :P
The activity peak starts from here
@cairdcoinheringaahing Hey, you're doing it too! :P
For some reason, nearly half the messages I see are green. Very suspicious :P
4:18 PM
@user user is the hulk confirmed
@Lyxal does it mean he's... youknow....
@Lyxal can't believe I almost missed this entire thing
ok now the question is definitely perfect :)
4:44 PM
Q: Three, Three, No

user101295Given a non-empty sequence of non-negative integers, output any permutation of it in which no two adjacent elements have a sum that is divisible by 3. If it is impossible, either crash the program, return an empty sequence, or output nothing. The asymptotic time complexity should be linear in the...

5:05 PM
@Razetime Unfortunately, I only get green after a ride on a roller coaster. And when I'm angry and try to punch a wall, it's usually my hand that breaks, not the wall.
5:23 PM
@NewMainPosts CMC This, but without
Do we also have to do the input verification?
If it isn't possible, do anything other than the expected task
So long as the output can't be confused with the output of a possible input
Ash: ḤA₀¬u‡Y₀Ċ
I'd post a link to try it but my current interpreter consists of a sheet of paper and list of operators :p
Ash, shorter: ḤA₀¬ḤΔ₀Ċ
Basically "find a permutation of the input where there is not a pair of items with a difference divisible by three"
Wait that doesn't work, but the first one still should
6:00 PM
Q: Alphabet printing challenge

WasifThis challenge is related Challenge Your task is to write as many programs/snippets as you can, where each one outputs/prints/ returns an alphabet. The first program must output the letter A or a, the second one B or b and so on. You can not reuse any characters between the programs (Except White...

6:10 PM
@RedwolfPrograms But there's no 3 in your code
Wait was that a requirement?
I don't see it in the challenge
No, but how does it check for a difference divisible by 3 without a 3?
Ċ is "divisible by 3"
New fangled golfing languages and their weird builtins. When I were a young whippersnapper, we had to use a "divisible by" and a "3" builtin, none of this "divisible by 3" nonsense
6:16 PM
Hey it's useful for FizzBuzz :p
@cairdcoinheringaahing A "divisible by" builtin? When I was your age, all we had to use "modulo", "3", "equal to" and "0" :P
You younguns take everything for granted.
You were too young to have to divide, subtract the floored number, to get the fractional part, and check if it's zero
Modulo? Bah, we had to do everything based on prime factorisation, and we'd be happy about it
@RedwolfPrograms Divide? In the early days, all we had was a half-adder, a loop, and a few spare NAND gates.
@cairdcoinheringaahing Prime factorization? Back in my day, we just had natural numbers, not prime numbers and composite numbers and unique numbers and all that nonsense.
You had half adders? We had to do the addition by hand and feed it back in via punch cards.
6:24 PM
@user Natural numbers? You young'uns don't know what it's like to only use bits, and half the time, we'd be lucky to have 1!
@RedwolfPrograms Punch cards, smunch cards, vacuum tubes are all you need!
Hell, you don't even need those
@cairdcoinheringaahing Binary? Heh, imagine the things we could've done with a luxury like a positional base. No, all we used was unary. 0's can do it all!
We didn't have vacuum tubes, we had to use normal ones. Someone would just flip them on and off, we'd have to send memos for each bit flip since they worked in the other lab.
Eh, when I was a wee lad, they'd send us crawling through the tubes, carrying the messages in our mouths. It built character, unlike you weaklings, programming with a keyboard, of all things.
Sometimes one of us would make a mess and clog the tubes, and the others would have to pitch in and help clean up. That's how we generated random numbers (and not those namby pamby PRNGs y'all use today).
Imagine having actual computers. We had to imagine our software, and some of us weren't that imaginative
6:32 PM
Okay, yeah, that went a little too far just now.
@cairdcoinheringaahing Yes, we can tell. :P
Q: How do the tag warnings work in the "Review your question" sidebar?

Redwolf ProgramsAbout a year ago, the new ask question page was rolled out. The meta post states that sites can customize the review pane in various ways. Some of those ways include warnings for the body of the post or its tags. It's stated that they are "regex-based". However, this could mean any number of thin...

Just posted this
Should allow us to determine what's possible with the tag warnings
In my day, though, all we had was hard ware, no soft ware. It was rough work, chiseling at the hard ware all day, just to make it even add two numbers. Then came the invention of firm ware. It was still quiet hard, but less so. You don't know how lucky you are to be able to work with soft ware.
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8:21 PM
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

caird coinheringaahingReconstruct an integer from its prime exponents All integers \$n > 0\$ can be expressed in the form $$n = \prod_{\text{prime } p} p^e = 2^{e_2} 3^{e_3} 5^{e_5} 7^{e_7} \cdots$$ This form is also known as it's prime factorisation or prime decomposition, and each integer has a unique prime factoris...

@cairdcoinheringaahing Ah, my mistake. (Also that seems to have posted twice for some reason) — Redwolf Programs 24 secs ago
@RedwolfPrograms My internet's playing up, and does that from time to time :/
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9:34 PM
Hello again everyone
well to be fair it says that that equation contains fine detail that has not been fully resolved
If you try smaller numbers it starts out as a circlish shape and becomes more and more pointed
9:36 PM
ಠ_ಠ I figured out why my brute force program wasn't working. I was referring to a variable ignored_pairs instead of ignore_these but instead a try... catch block
@RedwolfPrograms you've bearly scratched the surface of breaking desmos my friend
I've broken it worse, dw
This is my favourite way to break Desmos
This gets slower and slower as you approach -Infinity
@cairdcoinheringaahing I was expecting that, so it doesn't count
9:38 PM
This one's pretty clever
@RedwolfPrograms it seems that putting in 10,000 instead of 1,000 in there makes it glitch a tiny bit
@cairdcoinheringaahing wait... what? how?!
@Makonede People on the internet have far too much free time :P
i stand by my question. how xD
That's not the sheet music for a rickroll is it
9:40 PM
@RedwolfPrograms have you ever made a meme in desmos?
@RedwolfPrograms The chorus apparantly
@RedwolfPrograms wait i play piano let me check
Wait so you're going to rickroll yourself
By playing it
Rickrolling has to have some component of not knowing it's going to happen
That's why Spotify doesn't rickroll me whenever it plays it in shuffle, cause I know it's there
ok yeah its never gonna give you up
9:42 PM
I need to find a friend of mine who plays some sort of instrument and give them the sheet music without it labeled
That would be a self rickroll
true, true
I play bass but the rickroll bass isn't distinctive :/
that would actually probably be the best kind of rickroll
a sheet music rickroll
also here's a desmos piano have fun
well non-functional but still
@cairdcoinheringaahing that's right
It doesn't count if you expect it
@Lyxal You can't always be expecting to be rickrolled
Also, I just lost the Game :/
9:46 PM
@cairdcoinheringaahing you clearly don't know me
@cairdcoinheringaahing relevant xkcd
@Lyxal i've actually seen one
I made this a few years ago
Cool trick: Convert any page to be readable in Australia with eval(atob("ZG9jdW1lbnQuYm9keS5zdHlsZS50cmFuc2Zvcm09InNjYWxlKDEsLTEpIixbXVswXQ=="))
document.body.style.transform="scale(1,-1)",[][0] so i see...
9:53 PM
@RedwolfPrograms Man, I feel sorry for @Lyxal :P
me too
@NewSandboxedPosts Anyone recognize this as a dupe? If not, I think I'll post it in a bit
@RedwolfPrograms thank you
I appreciate that
It's useless to me on mobile due to a lack of developer tools
But it's the thought that counts
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

caird coinheringaahingWhat's the odd one out? You are to write a program which outputs a single positive integer \$n\$. The integer may have leading zeros and whitespace, and/or trailing whitespace. When the program is repeated exactly \$m\$ times, it should output \$m \times n\$. When repeated any number of times oth...

Playing minecraft upside down is really weird
Like extremely weird
10:05 PM
which way exactly are you doing it
super secret settings, levitation and the world's upside down, a mod, something else
and either way i agree
I turned off auto rotate and held my phone the other way around
Shouldn't you be used to reading everything upside down by now, the same way we're used to reading it the right side up?
But playing minecraft is different
@Lyxal oh you're on mobile. got it
@Lyxal ᴮʸ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ, ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵖˡᵃⁿ ᴱ ʷᵃˢˀ
10:15 PM
@user ʸᵉˢ, ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᵘˡᵗʳʸ ᵇᵘˢᶦⁿᵉˢˢ ᶦˢⁿ'ᵗ ᶦᵗ?
@Lyxal I don't remember the specifics, though. It seems I mentioned it here, but it looks like someone with mind-control technology is blocking the memory of the actual plan.
ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ˢʰᵃᵐᵉ, ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵉᵉᵐˢ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵖˡᵃⁿ. ᴾᵉʳʰᵃᵖˢ ᶦᵗ ʰᵃᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳˀ
@user ᵂᵉ ᶜᵃⁿ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᵂᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ
...what exactly is this?
@Lyxal ᴵ'ᵐ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ/ᵃᵐᵐᵒ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ. ᴹʸ ᶠᵘⁿⁿᶦⁿᵉˢˢ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵃᵍᵒ.
@Makonede It's encrypted text, so no one else will be able to hear us.
@Makonede ᴵᶠ ʷᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ, ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ. ᴱˢᴾᴱᶜᴵᴬᴸᴸʸ ʳᵉᵈʷᵒˡᶠ
10:20 PM
i promise
@Makonede ᵂʰᵉⁿ ᵈᶦˢᶜᵘˢˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ, ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ
@Lyxal ᴬʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘʳᵉ ʷᵉ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵗʰᵉᵐˀ
ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴿᵉᵈʷᵒˡᶠ'ˢ ˢᵖᶦᵉˢˀ
@Lyxal ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ
@user ʳᵉˡᵃˣ
@user ᴴᵐᵐ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵉᵉᵐ ˢᵃᶠᵉ
ᶦ ᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿᶦⁿᵍ ʰᵉʳᵉ ˡᵒˡ
10:22 PM
@Makonede ᴼᵏᵃʸ ˢᵒ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʰᵒʷ ʳᵉᵈʷᵒˡᶠ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵒˡˢ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ'ˢ ˡᵃʳᵍᵉˢᵗ ʰᶦᵛᵉᵐᶦⁿᵈ?
Feb 12 at 23:08, by Lyxal
@user ᵒᵏᵃʸ ˢᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖˡᵃⁿ ᶦˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ˡᵃᵘᵍʰ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃˢ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵈʳᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ
@Makonede ᵂᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵖˡᵃⁿⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵒᵛᵉʳ, ʰᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᵘˡᵗʳʸ ᵇᵘˢᶦⁿᵉˢˢ ⁽ᶜʰᶦᶜᵏᵉⁿˢ ˡᶦᵛᵉ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᶜᵒᵒᵖ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˢᶦᵐᶦˡᵃʳ⁾
10:26 PM
@RedwolfPrograms ¿uʍop-ǝpᴉsdn ʎpɐǝɹlɐ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɟᴉ suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥM
@Neil it appears to simply mirror the text
@Neil Do a handstand.
@Lyxal ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ʳᵉᵈʷᵒˡᶠ'ˢ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ʰᵒᵖ ᶦⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃⁿʸ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ⁿᵒʷ
@Makonede ᵀʰᵉʸ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵘˢ ᶦᶠ ʷᵉ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ
@Lyxal ᵘʰ ʰᵘʰ. ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ.
10:35 PM
@Makonede ᵠᵘᶦᶜᵏ, ᵖᵒˢᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵈʳᶦⁿᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳᵎ
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
What do you call a bunch of chickens in a two-doored car trying to overthrow the government?
A coop coupe coup.
@user @Lyxal ʰᵉ'ˢ ʰᵉʳᵉ
Want to hear a joke about software development? I'm still working on it!
works with construction too
10:39 PM
I got those from here just in case anyone accuses me of plagiarism. (Also, make sure you're drinking water first)
@Makonede Yeah, that was the original, but since Original is my middle name, I decided to spice it up a little bit
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
What's with the random jokes?
@RedwolfPrograms Aren't they funny?
aren't they funny
10:40 PM
oh also before continuing to read them have some water
They should be hilarious
I get the feeling y'all are planning something.
Please, drink some water. It'll make them funnier.
Here's another one:
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night.
@RedwolfPrograms we're planning a pitch to investors for our poultry business
10:42 PM
Darn it, how do you put spoilers here?
Too late, I already drank a ton of water when I got home a few minutes ago :p
@RedwolfPrograms Drink some more, it's good for you!
have some more
@user you don't. the markdown is more limited than SO
> Can I make a spoiler like this?
@RedwolfPrograms we're seeing how best to get people to invest
10:42 PM
>! no
Supposedly, according to my research, water makes people more willing to spend money
> wait can you still make regular quotes?
oh you can
Okay, I am drinking water
Quick! Say something funny!
10:44 PM
So redwolf. As a theoretical investor, would you fund our chicken industry based on our sales pitch?
This meeting's going to go great! I hope nothing unexpectedly tragic happens
We're gonna succeed in the poultry industry
Wait, the meeting's happening right now?
I would certainly invest in your chicken coops
Wait a minute
10:45 PM
@user no, we're planning our pitch
@Lyxal Oh ok
@RedwolfPrograms I'm waiting
I'm still waiting
Never mind, I was beginning to suspect something but I figured it was too much of a stretch
@user huh?
There's no way y'all are secretly going into the two-doored car industry
10:46 PM
Leave the paranoia to me buddy
I can handle all the hypothetical stuff
Here's why you should fund us:
1. Chickens are tasty. Everyone wants to eat chicken (I bet even vegans want to secretly try one of those chicken patties)
2. Chickens are cute. This makes it that much more delightful when you eat them.
3. Chickens are small. They are portable, so you can stuff one in your backpack for a quick afternoon snack.
4. Chickens can survive with their heads chopped off. This means that you can eat your chicken's head and leave the rest for dinner.
Any other questions? Or would you instantly sign the dotted line?
So how many ASCII smileys are we talking? I can invest at least 69 million
@RedwolfPrograms Believe me, that's not at all what we're doing...
That's a lot
10:48 PM
@RedwolfPrograms If you insist on using one of those numbers, why not 420E420?
@user 69420E42069
@user Why'd you star this?
Because of #2 and #3 and #4
@user for future reference
So I can remember how to sell our idea
Oh ok
@Makonede It's supposed to be funny. Get it, because JavaScript's a joke? (please don't flag me, I was just trying to be funny)
10:52 PM
So the sales pitch to other investors is that we soften them up with jokes and finish them with hard facts
@user Why would anyone flag you for stating simple, unbiased facts?
@user slow clapping
We give them complimentary water bottles first.
@user oh yeah I forgot that part
All right, now that the plan is in place, I've got to sign out and stop skewing the numbers so Friday has so much activity.
11:26 PM
Maybe we should make some "honeypot" tags like bug then automatically delete any posts with it :p
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