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12:01 AM
wow
looks like you have to hardcode in practical languages
 
@totallyhuman For what?
 
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Q: Prime Up your code

Bill SteihnInput no input for this challenge The Challenge Write a code that outputs: The first 10 prime numbers whose sum of their digits equal the number of bytes of your code Examples Let's say your code is Co&%423@k"oo" which is 13 bytes your code must output [67, 139, 157, 193, 229, 283, 337, ...

 
Not J and Mathematica though!
 
they might not be golflangs or esolangs but they're not really practical :P
oh great neim has no digit sum built-in
or a digits built-in
 
@totallyhuman Yes they are...
 
12:07 AM
oh nvm
neim's sum automatically does digit sum
yay
 
By Practical I Think He Meant Conventional
 
BPITHMC?
yay i out-golfed everybody
 
Is GitLab down for anyone else? It's giving error 500 for me and one of my friends, but working fine for another one of my friends.
 
Sorry I Just Randomly Wanted To Titlecase Everything For No Apparent Reason Whatsoever
 
RWTEARW
 
12:16 AM
@Pavel Yes
 
@ppperry What Is This Acronym Referring To Or Are You Just Trying To Annoy Me For My Unannounced Usage Of Titlecase
 
the previous messageof yours
I didn't include the little words
 
So Sorry I And Just Are Now Little Words According To You
 
no
I just missed the "Sorry I" totally
 
Would My Current Usage Of Titlecase Be Considered Noise
 
12:18 AM
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A: Prime Up your code

totallyhumanNeim, 10 bytes 98𝐋Λ𝐬10𝔼)Q Try it online! Outputs: [19 37 73 109 127 163 181 271 307 433] Explanation 98𝐋Λ𝐬10𝔼)Q 98𝐋 push a list of the first 98 primes Λ for every element in the list above... 𝐬 sum the digits and... 10𝔼 check whether the sum i...

yay
 
@ASCII-only count the number of numbers in the output
 
no you're supposed to output 10 primes
 
12:22 AM
yeah it took me a bit of fine-tuning to get a good combination
 
I Love How I Unwittingly Inserted Tear Into My Text Via An Abbreviation
 
wait i found a better combination
 
@totallyhuman now fixed
 
8 bytes
@ASCII-only hah same byte count
 
@totallyhuman 7 bytes
 
12:28 AM
nice
 
@totallyhuman lol did you even look at what I did :P I just combined both golfs for 7 bytes
 
How On Earth Do You People Come Up With These Golfs With Strange Conditions So Quickly
 
> Linux kernel coding style
> First off, I’d suggest printing out a copy of the GNU coding standards, and NOT read it. Burn them, it’s a great symbolic gesture.
 
@Pavel, Why On Earth Did You Post That
 
12:32 AM
Because I just read it and thought it was intresting.
Coding style is more on topic than the vast majority of TNB discussion.
2
 
That Is True
I Will Prepare Myself For The Inevitable Abbreviation Of My Above Post
 
@Zacharý ...
 
I Have No Idea Why But Typing In Titlecase Today Is Entertaining Somewhat Along With Stripping All Punctuation
 
Please stop
 
12:37 AM
Prepares For Abbreviations
IHNIWBTITTIESAWSAP
Okay, I'll stop now. It was fun while it lasted.
I Purposefully Chose My Words To Arrive At Said Substring Of The Abbreviation
 
well great job
:P
 
IPCMWTASSOTA
 
1 min ago, by Zacharý
Okay, I'll stop now. It was fun while it lasted.
 
Okej, yeesh!
 
if i can golf by 1 byte i can beat jelly by more than half but i don't think it's possible :c
 
12:45 AM
@totallyhuman well of course, no prime has a digit sum of 6
2
 
yeah
so it's impossible
to golf it at all
 
Yep
 
Ok this is really weird
 
you're a crying lemon, there's a lot of things weird
 
PIL is not saving files with the colours I have picked
 
12:46 AM
SO, you won?!
 
like wtf
 
@Zacharý D: stack overflow should never win
 
this is absurd
I'm gonna restart my computer
 
@Zacharý in neim sure
 
@ASCII-only Just For That Remark I Am Temporarily Reverting To Title Casing My Words
 
12:51 AM
ಠ___ಠ
 
@DestructibleLemon If You Are On Windows Delete System Thirty Two While You Are At It.
 
ಠ_____ಠ
 
@totallyhuman Would You Please Refrain From Using Kannada In The Middle Of A Perfectly English Conversation
 
no
i shall use a mixture of kannada and underscores whenever i wish
 
It's vastly less bothersome than your titlecase spam.
 
12:55 AM
this is... why
 
i dunno
 
wOULD YOU RATHER ME BE MORE ANNOYING WITH CAPSLOCK? oR aLtErNaTiNg CaSe? 0R D4R3 1 S4Y L337SP33K?
 
I'd rather you type like an ordinary human being.
 
why would the colour not be saved as the colour
why
 
12:57 AM
i dunno
and most of us don't
 
Okay, guess I will g○ back t○ my ○rdinary brand ○f n○ise.
 
2 days ago, by totallyhuman
@StepHen no
 
Speaking like an ordinary human being I am (Create MY I did)
 
...that's only acceptable because star wars
 
(ノ°Д°)ノ︵ ┻━┻
 
1:00 AM
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
ಠ_ಠ stop flipping tables
 
XAVANTE WORD ORDER THIS IS!
 
The only purpse that these table have is being flipped. What else are you going to do with them?
 
stand them
 
@Pavel O, þat is what þat is.
 
1:03 AM
@Pavel not flip them
 
hmm I will try screenshotting the pudding pops file and see if that helps
 
what's pudding pops
 
@totallyhuman I assume this is creepy copy-pasta?
 
in The Sphinx's Lair, 1 hour ago, by boboquack
What's pudding pops?
jinx?
 
Aug 28 '16 at 2:20, by Destructible Watermelon
> strips which are variants of the infamous "pudding pops" strip may be submitted, but are placed in a special ultra-low-priority queue. There are nearly 100 unpublished strips in this queue, dating back to 2010. They will be trickled out extremely slowly, if at all
 
1:05 AM
@Zacharý It's the chat commands tacoscript
 
@totallyhuman actually I'm referring to the base strip
 
@DestructibleLemon no that's about an hour ago :P
 
Does he have an ASCII gaot too?
 
@Zacharý no
🐐 but i do have an emoji
 
🐐 - That's got to be 0xFF for MY. 🐐🐐 will be an ASCII goat.
 
1:13 AM
ohh that's not gonna go well
-14
Q: Print 'em goats

ATacoRelated Goats are great. Everybody loves goats. And they also, for some reason, are an excellent complex ascii art for many languages to have built-ins for. Because of this, I personally feel a catalogue to document just how easily a language can print goats is greatly needed. The Challenge G...

 
Ý not? (
Good idea: if an unrecognized extension is detected, print "SHEEPS > GOATS". <lenny>
HEY, he's back!
 
who?
 
I should have said "That's GOAT ..."
HyperNeutrino!
 
oh
hi
there are two issues in proton's issue tracker
 
1:19 AM
He's killing Proton!
 
Not working on it has killed it quite a bit. I have ideas for a new language but after school starts I probably won't be working much on any language
 
It hasn't started for you yet?
 
Once I get a decent parser I can recreate proton or create a new language. And no, school starts on the first day after Labor Day
 
just look at this, there's nothing much to understand
 
School Starting In September?
 
1:26 AM
@Zacharý ) why do i have to close your parentheses ಠ_ಠ
 
@totallyhuman The problem with reduce is a known issue with the way functions are processed using automatic partial functions. It will be fixed fairly soon after I get home
@Zacharý Yes
 
Too much TI-BASIC lately.
 
@HyperNeutrino oh ok
 
The issue about ternary is also a known error in the lexer which I may be able to fix from mobile sometime
 
@Zacharý what's wrong with that
 
1:28 AM
anyway gtg now o/
 
1:54 AM
Now I'm thoroughly confused
Chopping up goats? D: that's mean :P — HyperNeutrino 41 mins ago
 
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Q: Uncomment a COBOL program!

LyricLyCOBOL is a very old language, at the time of writing it is 58 years old. It is so old, in fact, that it has a very interesting quirk: the first six characters of each line are comments. Why is this, you ask? Well, those 6 characters were intended to be used as line numbers, back in the day where...

 
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2:42 AM
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3:25 AM
Question: do you pronounce Parallax as: "Pear-a-lax" or "pear-a-lel-ix"
 
the former
 
programming is hard
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat The former, because who would look at "parallax" and stick a vowel sound between the ls?
 
>_< my physics teacher
 
paralalalalalalalalalalax
 
Anonymous
3:39 AM
My calc teacher pronounced "asymptote" as "ass-em-a-tope"
 
ass-sim-pa-toe-tee
 
pronounce parallelepiped
 
pear-uh-le-low-pip-id
 
4:30 AM
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Wheat WizardDetermine if a Graph is Toroidal A simple graph is toroidal if it can be drawn on the surface of a Torus without any edges intersecting. Your task is to take a simple undirected graph via any reasonable method (adjacency matrix, edge vertex sets, etc.) and decide whether or not it is a toroidal...

 
4:48 AM
@LeakyNun Pear-uh-lel-eh-pie-ped
 
Par-all-eel-piped
 
5:07 AM
Alright, when I said yesterday that I was going to try to write Cantor's unspeakable numbers in Parenthetic, I completely forgot that Parenthetic has nothing in the way of string processing to find "7"in`n`
Which mieans I have to write integer-to-string and back on my own
 
Can't you just do a integer to base 10?
 
I can
But I'm a lazy pillock on a schedule
 
I just mean integer to base 10 would be easier than integer to string in most cases
 
Ah true enough
 
 
2 hours later…
6:48 AM
Anybody knows iMacro here ?
 
the colour bug stopped?!
also how to set the background colour of an svg?
 
7:55 AM
@Fatalize Can you whip up a quick Dijkstra algorithm?
 
@Qwerp-Derp wait what
you mean in Prolog?
 
8:44 AM
@Sherlock9 huh?
0: 1
1: 1
2: 2
3: 6
4: 12
5: 60
6: 60
7: 420
8: 840
9: 2520
10: 2520
for which numbers does it fail?
you mean the one you made in parenthetic or my original python one?
 
@Riker /r/silhouWHAT/
 
9:16 AM
Oh, for god's sake, what's that profile picture WheatWizard?
 
9:27 AM
-3
Q: Output diagonal positions of me squared

sergiolInput: a number n. Output: A list or print to output which values are separated by a char different from new-line of all positions of diagonals of n^2. Examples: 1 X 1 2 \/ /\ 1 2 3 4 3 \#/ #X# /#\ 1 3 5 7 9 4 \##/ #\/# #/\# /##\ 1 4 6 7 10 11 13 16 5 \###/ #\#/# ##X## #/#\# /###\ 1 5 7 ...

 
@LeakyNun Par-uh-el-low-pie-ped
I hast summoned thee
 
hi
 
hi
 
CMC: devise an algorithm to sieve the semiprimes
 
 
1 hour later…
Anonymous
10:37 AM
@LeakyNun Here you go
 
@Fatalize Yep
I think the first thing I should do is implement Prolog in Crystal :P
 
10:59 AM
Why doesn't this Prolog program work?
prime_helper(n, 1).
prime_helper(n, test) :-
    dif(mod(n, test), 0),
    prime_helper(n, test - 1).

prime(n) :-
    prime_helper(n, n - 1).
Is there a number that's not 1 and not a multiple of 3, in which no prime has a digit sum of that number?
 
Anonymous
@Qwerp-Derp 0?
 
Larger than 1
 
Anonymous
(though that might be a multiple of 3 depending on your definition)
 
Well yeah, that too :P
0 is an awfully trivial solution anyway :P
 
@Qwerp-Derp n - 1 is a term, not a number
 
11:07 AM
@Fatalize So what do I do to fix that?
 
similarly dif(mod(n, test), 0), cannot possibly ever be true because 0 cannot unify with mod(n, test).
prime(N) :-
M is N - 1,
prime_helper(N, M).
also
lowercase letters are not variables
@Qwerp-Derp Here
 
prime_helper(_, 1).
prime_helper(N, Test) :-
    Mod is mod(N, Test),
    dif(0, Mod),
    prime_helper(N, Test - 1).

prime(n) :-
    M is N - 1,
    prime_helper(N, M).
Fixed up some stuff, and it still doesn't work
 
your n in prime is still lowercase
you still have prime_helper(N, Test - 1) which can't work
After that it works
 
Completed program:
prime_helper(_, 1).
prime_helper(N, Test) :-
    Mod is mod(N, Test),
    M is Test - 1,
    dif(0, Mod),
    prime_helper(N, M).

prime(N) :-
    M is N - 1,
    prime_helper(N, M).
 
You can replace Mod is mod(N, Test),dif(0, Mod), with N mod Test =\= 0, which is more readable
@Qwerp-Derp TIL Crystal exists
 
11:20 AM
@Fatalize Crystal is awesome :D
 
“Crystal’s syntax is heavily inspired by Ruby’s, so it feels natural to read and easy to write” [Citation needed]
I refuse to learn any language that uses end to mark the end of scopes
 
@EriktheOutgolfer I know, right? No idea why
 
at least my version is correct right?
(python)
 
I think so
 
@Fatalize But... but... but...
 
11:24 AM
Let me check
 
It's got super readable syntax and it's super fast
 
@Sherlock9 the tester link lets you check and modify easily
 
"super readable" "uses 3 symbols to close scopes" choose one
 
@EriktheOutgolfer Right, but I'm checking this version: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/39575226#39575226
 
isn't that the version in the tester too?
 
11:27 AM
Not sure. But I have checked that the Python works
So maybe I screwed up somewhere
Working on debugging my Parenthetic version of Cantor's unspeakable numbers at the moment
It works! Except it bugs on 16, and I have no idea why
 
16 isn't unspeakable so it should return 16 what does it return?
 
I figured it out
I forgot a variable when passing to seven_in_int
And that was causing strange behavior
Fixed now, except that the link is too long to post here. Will post on the main challenge after golfing
 
does parenthetic have stdin or any other kind of input? I don't think so
 
@Sherlock9 shift + enter -> paste link
 
https://tio.run/##zVfLbtswELzrK7aHAtqbffKl@pKiMOSQQZXKtGvJBfr1rqjlW1xKai9lYifYJfc1w5F9bx9Sjd/l2L29XnUFdY1QY40IQr53ShrLZCDr9Sae/e18muwVmN0IfXu9iFYbppezagPGRgrSvc8W/WbtcwIEu3ppnNpIx@wPwik46I/Q0jnnpGH4TPVug90xuRGG5yUwmhZW6kCfMe4bK6z4iSI1jTBKVWUT2DTHw0qgOc5UvPwl1bnTv@M6PD6@qsIpmEkIHrupIPjSmGNZDB16YZ9AnXIF0ARhomK0yfQGSXd5@PRKIEyy8EVhJqhjVytEki0YU8APu/@YMgNkPyRDoVkqaBrI8RHD/ADyZ74rWmojTYNCqcSgsDzKtkH6wyHNj5UdGZrAHvENmLPRqLFADA5JFt9m2qfwCPg@V1BY1kFLeDePhKuKdnkwgi6i8h2PNonKbH1r1Xh7nJ9quMv2R3vROP2jInTeaG0IH4HR2Kbg3TAW5KPboR5p/l3a4RN@hpNG@VC6Z/6GZZlUVwkxTLXRI4WrOgQyonyMGmRxK4lZUtRCr7h6GMVy92Vj3IQIO@P
 
11:33 AM
yeah something's messed up
 
Genius :D
 
it thinks your link is code so it doesn't restrict to 500 chars
how does this have parenthesis mismatch? (it seems it's the footer causing it) @Sherlock9
 
Feedback request:
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

programmer5000code-golf ...? Fork for n times TL;DR: fork up to n times, than hang forever Relevant chat discussion Your challenge is to make a program / function that calls itself twice or uses some other method of creating copies of itself that create copies of itself, etc. However, to avoid crashing...

 
You didn't correctly parenthesize the sub
https://tio.run/##hZFLEsIgEET3OcUs6QU30MOgTEqqErQ0Cz19ZPikAkl0ARRveugGHubJfrrx5K7zrDoipUAKCiDLvfNcUCAJj3crLIwiBg1mvFiTUJzXTaB3y8IAfSLFtisbuV6HYF7z8OJSzusizAanc11oPI7yYP/Y5qqtZlFFB73llcevTPiTGodvKRV0kB@rIstWVOkNd5A0fQE
 
oh duh >_< thanks
at least I commented it so it helps
 
11:56 AM
CMC: identity function
 
@totallyhuman Like, [1,2,3] -> [1,2,3] and 3 -> 3?
 
@totallyhuman Jelly, 1 byte: ¹
@totallyhuman Jelly, 0 bytes
 
@totallyhuman Python, 10 bytes lambda x:x
 

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