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12:00 AM
I saw the opportunity for the try pun and I just had to seize it.
 
@Adám uh ... two things: 1, what is with the ⍋>⍝? 2. WHY DO YOU USE NON-ASCII QUOTES!!
Not noise, held ! for too long.
 
“Because we can”
 
cringe
 
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A: Is this even or odd?

totallyhuman,,,, 1 byte œ Yeah, yeah, a builtin... However, I do have other solutions. 2 bytes 1& Explanation 1& implicit input 1 push 1 & pop input and 1 and push input & 1 (bitwise AND) implicit output 2 bytes 2% Explanation 2% implicit input 2 push 2 % pop input and 2 a...

are there any other ways of determining parity?
 
12:04 AM
That ... makes no sense ... I get the APL puns ... just not the ones based off of the symbols shape.
 
@Zacharý Why not? kinda looks like R2D2, no?
 
Still, why the grade up?
 
Altnerates between 0 and -1, due to a bug in floating point arithmatic.
 
12:06 AM
O_O
 
@ATaco :( don't work in JS
 
@Zacharý Leia's long white dress:
 
Try:
 
@Zacharý What happened with your :For problem?
 
Um ... okay. Your references are flying over my Ḣ
 
12:08 AM
@Zacharý You mean over your
 
Please, .
 
@ATaco
 
@Adám fffffffffffffffc 0000000000000006 000000000000220f 0000000000 000001
THAT
 
@Zacharý TIO?
 
( is halt in RProgN2)
 
12:09 AM
( is halt in APL)
 
Um ... nah, it's probably an intended result.
@Adám Over my first?
I'm not very ⊃y
 
@Zacharý "head". Maybe "Cap" is better.
 
Seriously, stop, before we all get kicked.
 
RProgN2 isn't very creative with it's head and tail, being ù and ú respectively.
 
^^
 
12:11 AM
@Zacharý 1, ⎕AN←↓ing it ⎕TS.
 
Oh my god. APLers = puns puns puns puns. I've noticed that (small sample size, but still...)
 
what's the best unicode character you guys can come up with for output
i currently have a down arrow and it's frankly boring
 
@totallyhuman or or
 
I don't APL, but I definitely pun.
 
(no newline) (with newline).
 
12:13 AM
i'm guessing one of those is what apl uses
 
NOPE!
 
@totallyhuman APLX uses them more file I/O.
 
I do like the return symbol being used.
 
It's a kindof squished together version, Dyalog uses quad (rectangle) store (left arrow)
 
mm i like the return symbol too
but no newline
 
12:14 AM
@ATaco Shouldn't that be for returning values rather than outputting?
 
Output then return?
 
@totallyhuman ⎙ or 🖨 or 🖶
 
@ATaco {0::⍺⍺~⍵ ⋄ ⍺⍺ ⍵}
 
Why not make the program only output it's return value?
 
Because lines and stuff.
 
12:16 AM
Y.
 
@Zacharý ?
 
Implement both explicit output and implicit output, that should be useful.
 
^ … like APL
 
12:18 AM
(I didn't get that from APL, I just came up with that)
 
yes i have both
 
RProgN2 also uses both...
 
although i don't have explicit input (yet)
 
p and w. But outputting on the stack is almost always better.
 
MY only has explicit IO. Because I was lazy and want to stick with that idea.
 
12:20 AM
The Implicit backwards nature of RProgN2's output makes it great for quining!
 
What do you mean backwards?
 
1\n2\n3 outputs as 3\n2\n1
 
So. while len(stack)!=0:print(stack.pop())
 
Essentially, although it doesn't include a newline at the last pop.
This is a rediculously short yet fully expandable quine.
5 imaginary internet points to anyone who works out why it works.
 
All internet points are imaginary
 
12:29 AM
They're real to me!
 
Just square them.
i^2 = -1
 
But that only gives a representation of them in a real form, their value is still imaginary.
 
Dang it, guess that sh*t didn't get REAL.
 
You can buy happiness (cite: tacos, jetskis, candy) but you can't buy joy
 
 
12:32 AM
@Christopher Because Joy is is freeware?
 
@Adám I guess
hang on writing python
 
Wait ... so we can buy multiple of you @ATaco?
 
🐍
 
@Adám Actually you can't buy any of them. I just got syntax error
 
Huh?
 
12:45 AM
@Zacharý seee
 
has anyone seen CrazyPython recently
 
CMC: ^^^
 
@Adám What is that pointing at?
 
@ATaco Python3 :P
 
I was thinking about attempting that images with all colours challenge
 
12:49 AM
@Christopher If input is "joy", return "Error:..."; if input is "happiness", return "Happiness..."; If input is "ATaco", return "Syntax...".
 
:38697498
    def buy(inp):

    if inp=="joy":
    print("Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware")
	    if inp=="happiness":
		    print("Happiness bought for the price of your soul")
	    elif inp!="joy" and inp!="happiness":
		    print("Syntax error")
 
@Christopher No multi-line markdown. Indent all lines with four spaces (Ctrl-K or click button) to make all-code. Also, no responses on such.
 
@Adám Yeah :P
@Adám Lol did CTRL-K
Still broke it XD
@Adám Yeah I saw
 
buy=lambda x:{"j":"Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware","h":"Happiness bought at the price of your soul"}[x[0]]if"z"<x[0]else eval("/")
 
Fail.
jump fails test
 
12:53 AM
Not a testcase.
 
VTC as unclear
 
@Adám Actually ATaco is not a specific case it is anything besides those 2 options
 
@Christopher Ah, ok. APL: 'Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware' 'Happiness bought for the price of your soul' 'Syntax error'⊃⍨'joy' 'happiness'⍳⊂ then.
 
buy=lambda x:{"y":"Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware","p":"Happiness bought at the price of your soul"}[x[2]]if x in["joy","happiness"]else eval("/")
 
12:58 AM
a=>({joy:"Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware.",happiness:"Happiness is bought at the price of your soul"})[a]||"Syntax error"
 
Well done!
 
joy
happiness
.+
Error: Cannot buy joy as it is freeware
Happiness bought for the price of your soul
Syntax error
 
3 people just sold be their soul!
 
@Christopher sold to be?
 
@Adám sold me their soul
Type XD
 
1:04 AM
I think I might have an idea for a language which is only TC if a mathematical problem is determined
 
@Qwerp-Derp Been there done that
 
@Christopher Well I haven't done it before
 
Whole challenge bout dat
 
I know there's a whole challenge, that's why I'm designing a language :P
I'm designing the language for the challenge
 
Well I have 8 pages of paperwork for my Eagle Scout to do so cya
 
1:12 AM
bye
hehehe
 
> ,,,
not even going to try to fix
 
:3
what do you use to parse it anyways
 
Just shoot me pls
 
no
(header.match(/.+?(-?\b\d+(?:\.\d+)?)\s*(?:bytes?|chars?|char[ea]ct[ea]?rs?)/i)‌​
 
@totallyhuman JavaScript
 
1:22 AM
@Downgoat duh :P
 
Idea: JS to LLVM cross-compiler with ref counting
 
the fact that you have to match for negative decimals is ridiculous lol
 
that does byte count, language extraction happen in two parts
 
mm i'm trying to make head and tail of the code
 
@Dennis I dunno if I've asked before but is it possible to move the PPCG userscript to the PPCG/ org on Github?
 
1:24 AM
(header.match(/[^,\d]+,\s+(-?\d+(?:\.\d+)?)\s*(?:\n|$)/i) || [])
i'm an idiot
anyways not gonna try and fix it
i like trolling people who look at the leaderboard
 
Really people just shoot me
 
@Geobits please downvote me IRL
 
Vintage Meme
 
TIL: do not add 350MB of binaries to git unless you want git to explode
 
1:31 AM
@Downgoat I'll ask the others.
 
ok you can install VSL for windows from here
@Dennis thanks
 
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Q: Write a Stepping Quine

ATacoRelated Your goal, is to write a set of programs, that progresses from one to the other, one character at a time. For example. Given the starting program abcd and the ending program wxyz, you should have 5 valid programs, with the respective outputs. abcd -> wbcd wbcd -> wxcd wxcd -> wxyd wxyd ->...

 
 
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2:45 AM
Question: is 110Teraflop good or bad for $700 GPU
Shit, missed a 0, actually $7000
 
Current high-end gaming GPUs give you ~11 TFLOPS.
 
3:14 AM
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Q: How to compare permutations

Adrian KContext I'm building an enciphering application (for fun) which is based on Enigma. Central to the design are virtual rotors (digital equivalents of the physical ones used in Enigma), where (in simple terms) a visible letter is mapped to a secret one. For example, if the visible letters on a...

 
3:29 AM
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Q: Help me do my washing

AmorrisHelp! My Completely Automated Lights From Darks Separator V3001.01 broke! :( Guidelines Task Write a program that will take an input of an array (or a list in some languages) of any amount of strings that are either the letter L or the letter D (representing lights or darks) and output an a...

 
@ConorO'Brien for some reason this still seems less verbose than java :P
ಠ_ಠ why do you have code in .h file
 
@ConorO'Brien That looks more like AppleScript than Python. :P
 
3:56 AM
Question: if I forget what the name of my firewall command is, is there a way to find out
 
What's the best way to profile GPU memory usage?
Especially of a specific .NET application?
 
4:19 AM
are some maze generating algorithms particularly faster than others?
 
@Phoenix get device that can measure minute electrical fields and put that close to GPU and check ratio which is lit up/not lit up
 
this seems like bad idea
 
4:42 AM
Pffft what is worst that can happen
 
ehh, its still probably a bad idea
there is a better way to do it
which doesn't involve buying magnetic detector
I don't know what it is though
 
I just got an Amazon Echo Dot
It's pretty cool
I hooked it up to this speaker I had
 
5:04 AM
TIL: Fat is around 50x more efficient than our current batteries.
 
5:19 AM
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Q: Quining a Pristine World

ShelvacuThis challenge is based off of Helka Homba's question Programming a Pristine World. From that question, the definition of a pristine program is: Let's define a pristine program as a program that does not have any errors itself but will error if you modify it by removing any contiguous substri...

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Q: Not too hard to code this in C or C++ right?

Pro11You have to write program in the above specified language(s) that exactly replicates this pattern: Quite self-explanatory. Notes: No code containing just print lines, you need to use logic. Only one code per person. Smartness of course is more appreciated

 
5:37 AM
while I was testing out PIL I made an error in order of operations kind of
looks kind of cool
now I'm just confused
why is it so difficult to just make a thing that generates all the colours in order...
 
There are a lot of colours.
 
I mean out of a set
why
wait the issue was I wasn't generating the set right
 
6:18 AM
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Q: House of cards (version 2)

Carlos Alejo Thanks to FryAmTheEggman for the idea for this second version. Version 1 here. Not-so-simple challenge: given a number of cards, build the tallest house of cards you can with that number of cards. Examples: Input: 1 Output: <empty|whitespace|newline> Input: 2 Output: /\ Input: 3 Output...

 
7:00 AM
ok I think I get how PIL works now
 
CMC: given a positive integer, output all the sorted arrays containing positive integers that sum to the given integer (partition)
e.g. 5 -> [[5],[1,4],[2,3],[1,2,2],[1,1,1,2],[1,1,1,1,1]]
 
7:22 AM
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Q: The Original Number

AmorrisGuidelines Scenario John has an important number, and he doesn't want others to see it. He decided to encrypt the number, using the following steps: His number is always a non strict increasing sequence (ie. "123") He converted each digit into English words. (ie. "123" -> "ONETWOTHREE") And...

 
 
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8:41 AM
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Q: Fraction to exact decimal

orlpWrite a program or function that given two integers a, b outputs a string containing a decimal number representing the fraction a/b exactly. If a/b is integer, simply output the value, without a decimal dot or leading zeroes: 123562375921304812375087183597 / 2777 -> 44494913907563850333124661 8...

 
8:56 AM
@ATaco "I'm not fat, I'm just very efficient!"
4
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

tony200910041Let's simplify polynomials In many situations we have to expand mathematical expressions containing variables, for example, calculating characteristic polynomials, expanding products of polynomials, etc. It is trivial if the variables are known (in this case, we just substitute the variables wit...

 
9:20 AM
Is it just me, or is the "random" button in xkcd borked?
 
yeah it is
 
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Q: I don't even... I only odd!

M.HerzkampYour task is simple: write a program that receives an integer as input and outputs it if it was odd, and does nothing otherwise. The challenge is, that you can only use odd printable ascii characters !#')+/13579;=?ACEGIKMOQSUWY[]_acegikmoqsuwy{}, as well as the whitespace characters <TAB> and <CR>...

 
Anyone else want to weigh in on the potential rounding issues in this Sandbox?
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

tshCombine RGBA colors The function Combine input a list of RGBA colors. Shapes with given color was drawn on the same position one by one. The first color was drawn on the top, and the last one drawn on the bottom. You need calculate what color the shape is when all these shapes was drawn. Formul...

 
9:45 AM
Where is the verb in this sentence The function Combine input a list of RGBA colors.
 
It's interesting that do X without Y challenges are so frowned upon by the community, despite the most upvoted challenge on PPCG is in fact a do X without Y challenge
@flawr That sentence isn't proper english
 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

MayubeThe Builtin Test, Part 1: One Million popularity-contest kolmogorov-complexity A lot of people are always fascinated to find some of the strange and obscure builtins many of the popular golfing languages have, so I've decided to do a series of challenges entirely based around builtins. For this...

 
wow NSP's pretty zippy today
 
@flawr It's not my challenge so probably better to comment with any corrections you have.
 
10:54 AM
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A: The broken window of "Produce the number 2014 without any numbers in your source code"

jimmy23013Add a disclaimer: Note: New straightforward "Do X without Y" questions are not considered novel anymore and may be closed as duplicates of this question. But I think it should be worded better. Or as DJMcMayhem suggested: This question was well-received when it was posted, but challeng...

 
I'm gonna try making an Eller's algorithm maze generator!
for my art thing
 
11:13 AM
Hello Everyone!
 
11:32 AM
(removed)
 
11:46 AM
the (removed) joke got old a long time ago
 
carrot.jpg
 
I don't ^ all.
 
low quality pun, 3/10
 
better than nothing=)
 
hmm.. not really
 
11:57 AM
well 3/10 is certainly better than 0/10
 
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Q: Product of digit runs

MayubeWe seem to quite like digit runs lately, so here's a fairly simple challenge. Given a positive integer, split it into it's digit runs, and return the product. For example: 11122333 would become 111, 22, 333, the product of which is 813186 Input may be taken as an integer, string, or list/arra...

 
have you guys ever heard of daxophone?
 
@Dennis ohh true
@Downgoat I said verbose, not evil :P
 
12:22 PM
@DestructibleLemon (killed with fire)
 
12:37 PM
Is it okay to do large edits to an underspecified challenge like this one: codegolf.stackexchange.com/q/131843/41805?
 
@KritixiLithos I've done it before without getting rolled back; if it sticks to the author's intentions (the way it seems to be, if it's unclear), and the author doesn't mind it (when I did it, I asked the author first if I could rewrite the challenge in place), then it should be fine. I'll check it out though.
Oh yeah that edit is good.
 
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Q: Abbreviate list of names until they fit

Christiaan WesterbeekGiven a list (array) of names, your challenge is to join the items using some glue and abbreviate the longest items first until the joined string fits a maximum length. And output that string. Since the glue is part of the final string, the length of the glue is included too Abbreviation is don...

 
@HyperNeutrino Thanks
 
str.join
Oh NVM
 
That challenge seems good for reopening now
@HyperNeutrino what do you think about a rule for trailing whitespace?
 
12:48 PM
idea: implement eller's maze generation algorithm
and before you say "algorithms are non observable", it would actually just be generating a maze one row at a time
 
@KritixiLithos You mean this one?
 
yeah, for that one
 
Optional single trailing newline at the end, no trailing whitespace at the end of any line. That's what I'd go for.
 
sounds good, go for it
 
Wait what why
 
12:52 PM
why what?
 
Why no trailing white space
 
I can change that if you think that that shouldn't be a requirement, but I don't think that will cause any issues.
 
wait wait wait wait, I think I messed up on the ascii representation
 
yup rip
 
so much for the md5 checksums
the ends are 20 in height and width (for each one of them)
 

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