The Nineteenth Byte

Anonymous

04:00

Use the goatsim goat

zyabin101 the Hated

Then v4 becomes Obviously, and the evil plan is later but foiled!

Anonymous

Oh wait it's a dog

Anonymous

K-9 from Doctor Who

Vihan

chat.stackexchange.com/users/193962

why didn't that one box :(

Doorknob

Name it "2 bytes\n\nDefinitely not "

## 2 bytes

Definitely not 12 bytes

Alex A.

04:00

hahaha

Vihan

You could also name it "2 bytes \n\n <!--"

feersum

Or 2 bytes <s>

Anonymous

"## 1 byte\n\nDefinitely not " it is :P

Anonymous

Italicize you dingbat

Doorknob

## 1 byte\n\nDefinitely not  it is

Vihan

04:02

in Beep Boop Maggot, 11 secs ago, by Chathuahua

Hi my name is Chathuahua

Anonymous

<s>2 bytes</s> ok I lied

feersum

2 bytes ~~, 20 bytes~~

Alex A.

Java, 247 bytes, 12 bytes

Language name Java, 247 bytes

Anonymous

I need to make a language that can solve something in 2 bits

Geobits

Nah, just name it Java for maximum confusion.

Vihan

04:03

what sound do chihuahuas make?

Anonymous

And call it Shave and a Haircut

Vihan

do they bark?

Geobits

@Vihan yap

Anonymous

@Vihan They yip

Alex A.

They sound like rottweilers

Geobits

04:03

yip yap yap yip

Anonymous

Shave and a Haircut, 2 bits

Doorknob

@Vihan ikki ikki ikki ikki ptaaang zoop-boing! neewom

4

Vihan

"Yip, yap, my name is Chahuahuat"

Geobits

They also make the sound of wetting themselves if you look at them sternly.

Vihan

@Geobits Chatgoat does that too

Anonymous

04:04

@Geobits splash drip drip whine

Geobits

@Vihan Yea, that's what Marky told me.

Vihan

@Geobits marky is scaring me

Geobits

Just because he murdered several incarnations of Chatgoat?

Anonymous

Seems perfectly reasonable

Vihan

Does Marky like dogs?

Geobits

04:05

Only one way to find out.

I think Marky's hit his perplexity wall at 11 this time around. I should play with the inputs and see if I can get it lower with a new brain.

Vihan

I could give him a really cute avatar

Geobits

That's not cute.

Vihan

:|

Geobits

(I'm slightly chihuahua biased)

My Ham DJ

You are right. This is cute:

Vihan

04:07

@MyHamDJ oh god

Geobits

^^ Use that. Pleeeeease

Vihan

@mods pls delete the picture

Alex A.

ok

My Ham DJ

=(

Vihan

:D

@Geobits no

Geobits

04:08

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Vihan

does Marky like ugly/scary dogs?

Geobits

Again, only one way to find out.

My Ham DJ

I was starred and everything, and then It got removed.

Vihan

that seems pretty good though

My Ham DJ

@Vihan How about this one: assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1832742.1403021652!/img/…

Alex A.

04:09

@MyHamDJ A user requested it be deleted. Someone finds content objectionable and it's not crucial to have in the transcript, I'd rather delete it than have the user flag it, which alerts the attention of users everywhere.

(Well, users with 10k+ rep and moderators)

Geobits

I honestly thought he was joking. It was just a dog picture.

zyabin101 the Hated

@MyHamDJ Ew.

Vihan

@MyHamDJ ಠ_________________ಠ

^^

My Ham DJ

Honsetly thought I was joking or vihan was joking?

Alex A.

I assume he thought Vihan was joking.

Geobits

04:11

My Ham DJ

@AlexA. That's fine, it's not really a big deal.

Alex A.

ok

Vihan

I already hate Chathuahua after less than 1 minute

38 secs ago, 9 seconds total – 3 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Vihan

Alex A.

@Geobits Cute, if a bit derpy

My Ham DJ

Wait, so if something in chat is flagged, all mods and 10k users are notified? I hadn't realized that.

Doorknob

04:12

@MyHamDJ yes, chat moderation is a piece of trash

Geobits

Yea. It's quite interesting sometimes to see all the weird out-of-context flags.

Terrible for moderation purposes though.

zyabin101 the Hated

@Doorknob Wat.

Alex A.

Yas.

My Ham DJ

What's the most entertaining out of context flag you've ever seen?

Doorknob

That's a tough one...

Alex A.

04:13

I can't recall anything particularly odd offhand. Most of the stuff I see is just people being jerks to other people.

Geobits

I saw one the other day that was both racist and sexist, all while praising MS Word in a TeX chatroom.

Vihan

Chathuahua is nice

47 secs ago, 32 seconds total – 6 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked just now by Vihan

Geobits

Nup? So he has roughly the intelligence of an actual chihuahua then?

My Ham DJ

@Geobits The most scandalous part of that whole sentence is praising MS Word.

Vihan

@Geobits ಠ___________ಠ

Geobits

04:16

@MyHamDJ Yea, it was really weird. You couldn't get more flagbaity if you tried.

My Ham DJ

Oh, I bet I could. If I tried.

Geobits

I'd tell you to, but... (are the mods looking?)

Alex A.

@Geobits Well that sounds like a keeper.

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ

Doorknob

@Geobits no

Geobits

>_>

Alex A.

04:18

<_<

My Ham DJ

Windows 8 is the perfect operating system in every way imaginable and <insert nationality or gender here> are inferior.

Geobits

Oh that's not even close ;)

My Ham DJ

Yeah, that's because I don't want to actually be flagged.

Vihan

@MyHamDJ why is your avatar a skeleton rather than a Ham DJ?

Anonymous

2

Anonymous

04:23

I swear I use that image like once a week

Alex A.

This is the first time I've seen it but I enjoy it

My Ham DJ

Because I just recently played undertale, and I don't know what a Ham DJ even looks like.

Why is your avatar a downgoat, and not a picture of a kid named vihaan?

Alex A.

3

My Ham DJ

Hahaha, I love it!

Vihan

@MyHamDJ because I'm Downgoat on PPCG

My Ham DJ

04:27

Then why are you vihan in here?

Vihan

@MyHamDJ because people found wot a dong offensive

Alex A.

...that doesn't explain why you're Vihan here rather than Downgoat

Geobits

Because he was slightly pressured to change it back to Vihan?

(just a guess)

Alex A.

Oh, I remember that.

GamrCorps

@Vihan btw might want to update your profile: "•PPCG Redesign If you wish PPCG was graduated, this is a userscript which gives PPCG a custom design. "

Vihan

04:30

@GamrCorps oh

My Ham DJ

Man, git is confuzzling.

Vihan

@MyHamDJ it's not that confusing

except for the HEAD~ stuff

Geobits

It's not confusing. Just delete your local copy and clone it fresh each time >_>

My Ham DJ

And all of the commands that start with "git".

Alex A.

That's the easy part

Geobits

04:32

@Alex Sanders still up 2 points with 90% in.

Alex A.

I saw! It's really close.

My Ham DJ

@AlexA. what do you think of my avatar now?

Geobits

Very nice

Alex A.

Beautiful

Vihan

^

Geobits

04:34

@AlexA Why isn't your avatar that Amazon Echo thing?

Alex A.

ಠ_ಠ

My name isn't Alexa.

I could pull a Martin Büttner and use my whole name, but I like how short Alex A. is. I also like PPCG not being the first Google result for my actual name.

2

Geobits

@AlexA. Ah, that would explain it.

Flag?

Alex A.

Who flagged that and why?

Geobits

Probably a misclick going for star.

Vihan

@Geobits though a flag has a confirmation alert box

Geobits

04:37

Oh, that's right (I don't often flag).

My Ham DJ

Maybe it was two misclicks.

Anonymous

Maybe it was someone being a jerk

Geobits

That's my newest hypothesis.

> In what might be one of the greatest shockers in presidential primary history, The Associated Press has called Michigan for Sanders. Most of the polls were not close, and any thought that Sanders would exit this race in the foreseeable future has been put to rest by a stunning victory.

Alex A.

@Geobits \o/

New Main Posts

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Q: Difference from liquid to solid items

A shape's volume is the measure of how much three-dimensional space that shape occupies. Challenge Given six integers: L,W,H as length, width and height of one container and l,w,h as length, width and height of some random item. You will need to calculate how many items would fit completely if...

Alex A.

04:39

If someone found my flagged message to be objectionable in some way, just let me know and I'd be happy to edit or delete it.

Flags are for serious issues.

Vihan

what was flagged?

Alex A.

5 mins ago, by Alex A.

I could pull a Martin Büttner and use my whole name, but I like how short Alex A. is. I also like PPCG not being the first Google result for my actual name.

This got flagged

Vihan

oh

zyabin101 the Hated

Whatever, I didn't even touch the message menu.

My Ham DJ

@Geobits Oh, I figured out what the most flagbaity thing to say is.

Geobits

04:42

Should I ask?

I really want to.

My Ham DJ

You can if you really want to.

Alex A.

ಠ_ಠ <-- I have my eye on both of you

Geobits

Umm... hmm... Up to you at this point, Hammy.

Anonymous

If you say it, and it's worth flagging, I will flag it

Anonymous

Doesn't matter if it's meant as an example or not

My Ham DJ

04:43

Here is the most flagbaity thing I am capable of producing:
...
Trump 2016!!!

</joke>

Alex A.

flagged as NOOOO

Geobits

StackEgg 2016!

Vihan

Chatgoat 2016!

My Ham DJ

Make PPCG great again!

Vihan

there should be a chatbots.SE

zyabin101 the Hated

04:44

flagged

My Ham DJ

Then it'll be
Kanye 2020!!

Anonymous

@MyHamDJ Nah that's just a deceased equine at this point

Alex A.

@Vihan Well, there's StackApps

Vihan

@AlexA. but like for development and all of chatbots

Should I propose it?

Alex A.

Chat bots fall under the scope of StackApps I would think

Anonymous

04:45

^

Vihan

not SE chatbots

My Ham DJ

On a more serious note, if someone under 10k got flagged, would they be notified?

Doorknob

@Vihan so Stack Overflow?

@MyHamDJ no

Vihan

nevermind, there's already an AI.SE proposal

Doorknob

> so [so]?

I find this kind of amusing

Anonymous

04:46

@MyHamDJ When a message is flagged, a blue box shows up next to the message for everybody

Doorknob

no, only for 10k+ users

Anonymous

Oh I guess it's just the flagger that sees the blue box, then

Anonymous

Yeah you can be flagged and not realize it until you get hit with a suspension

Anonymous

Source: me

My Ham DJ

So hypothetically, if I was flagged, I'd never know unless it got removed?

Alex A.

04:47

Or if you were suspended

Anonymous

I think so

Doorknob

@Mego Well, the average lifespan of a flag is ~10 seconds

:P

My Ham DJ

Dang. That sux

Geobits

Fun fact: If one of your posts gets flagged (and you're 10k), it still gives you the same popup to decline, validate, or ignore. I don't know if it actually lets you do it though, because I didn't try.

My Ham DJ

I feel like that might be worthy of a feature request for meta.se. If I was ever flagged I would want to know it.

Alex A.

04:49

@Geobits I've declined a flag on my own post, though that was as a moderator. Idk if 10k users can do it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Quick question: Given A = (a0,a1) and B = (b0,b1) and C = (c,0), what is the value of c so that AC + BC is a minimum?

Geobits

@AlexA. I'm not sure if chat sees 10k any different than mods for flags, tbh. Makes me wonder though.

Vihan

Marky is Smart

1 min ago, 38 seconds total – 8 messages, 2 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 5 secs ago by Vihan

Alex A.

@Geobits There are diamond only flags

Geobits

Oooooh, I want one! :P

(not the diamond, just a diamond flag)

Vihan

04:51

I would like a diamond so I don't have to open google translate everytime foreign languages start being spoken...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

^

Geobits

I don't think using bing to translate is a feature I'd want.

Vihan

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ did you see my Small Caps userscript?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

omigersh this is beautiful

except it doesn't work on textboxes

ʜᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴇs ɪᴛ ᴄᴏɴғʟɪᴄᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs ғᴏɴᴛ?

Anonymous

I would like a diamond because oh wait no I don't want one

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

04:53

oooooooo im loving this @Vihan

Geobits

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Your font conflicts with itself.

Zach Gates

would anyone like to play a game of pool

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

OMG I AM SO GOOD AT THAT GAMMEEEE

zyabin101 the Hated

@ZachGates Erm... nope. No one. No.

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Zach1499

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

04:54

~~but I need to do HW~~ let's do this

Geobits

I'm good at actual pool. Is the game realistic at all?

Zach Gates

dern

Anonymous

@Geobits It's on miniclip, what do you think?

Zach Gates

@Geobits see for yourself. I can't really say for certain

Vihan

I'm good at swimming in an actual pool

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

04:54

@Geobits Sort of. No ball jumping, but other than that, it's good.

Geobits

So many pings...

Zach Gates

who challenged me?

Geobits

Not I

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

me

Geobits

a-ha - Take On Me (Official Video)

►

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

04:56

sorry

I think it was me anyhow

Zach Gates

do it again. it glitched out

My Ham DJ

That is a very old song.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

What is the user?

Zach Gates

Zach1499. I'm in a game rn

Geobits

@MyHamDJ Only 30 years old :P

My Ham DJ

04:57

Any music that is older than me counts as old in my book.

Mama Fun Roll

hey guys

Vihan

What's the minimum chat suspension time?

Geobits

two years

Zach Gates

ouch

Mama Fun Roll

Owow

Zach Gates

04:59

Who's John?

Alex A.

Take On Me - NSP

►

My Ham DJ

@Geobits I have youtube autoplay on, so after that one finished, the police came on. Apparently youtube thinks I'm in an 80's mood.

Geobits

@MyHamDJ I got Audioslave after that one. Youtube knows me pretty well :)

Alex A.

You should definitely listen to the NSP cover of Take On Me instead.

Geobits

@AlexA. This isn't as nearly as bad as most covers of it I've heard. Still prefer the original though.

My Ham DJ

05:02

I love Audioslave!

Tom Morello is a God.

Zach Gates

who am i playing against ;-;

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

me

XD

Geobits

I tried, but the controls in that game are really bad and the physics aren't any better :/

Anonymous

@AlexA. -1 he didn't go for the high note

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ but you aren't John :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

05:04

@ZachGates It's a pseudonym

Alex A.

@Mego I don't know that it's in Danny's range

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ mm clever ;)

Geobits

I just got there. Big -1 for that.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It was hard to think of.

Geobits

Still, not terrible.

Anonymous

05:05

@AlexA. It's not in anybody normal's range. It doesn't matter. You go for it. Shoot for the moon, land among the stars, etc. Just like, in Bohemian Rhapsody, if your friends aren't going for the high part in the operatic section, you have to cowboy up and do it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm better on mobile >_>

Anonymous

How to properly do a cover of Take On Me:

Anonymous

4 Chords

►

2

Anonymous

nVidia why are you eating my hard drive?

Geobits

I've always liked that video.

Anonymous

05:07

It's pretty great to just jam out to

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

nuuuuuuu

Zach Gates

3 - zip :P

Anonymous

Yeah, all those songs are kinda repetitive because of the 4 chords, but I like the vast majority of the songs

zyabin101 the Hated

A Nerd - I, Earth

2.8k 10 55

code-golf number cops-and-robbers kolmogorov-complexity math string base-conversion

Geobits

Also

80s vs 90s vs 00s - Human Jukebox

►

Anonymous

05:12

That would be better if it had more songs in it

Anonymous

~~Benny~~ Chicken Little is pretty cool in general

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

no wait it can't end like this

dangit

Zach Gates

cmon, beat me

Anonymous

@ZachGates ಠ_ಠ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I'm good at mobile

Anonymous

05:15

That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship

Zach Gates

mobile is easy tho :P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ಠ╭╮ಠ

and so much ಠ_ಠ @mego

zyabin101 the Hated

ಠ_ಠ The name-changing stuff never ends. Today zyabin101 the Hated, tomorrow 101 Hated the Binazy.

Anonymous

:P

Geobits

Do we need to call some sort of hotline?

If you see something, say something.

Zach Gates

05:15

c'monnnn you can do it

Anonymous

Now it sounds like you're talking to Vitsy

3

Anonymous

"Who's a good purse dog? You can do it!"

3

Zach Gates

hehe

nice!

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

finally >_>

Anonymous

How to get stars, a guide by Mego:

1. s/\t/    /g
2. Make fun of the purse dog.
3. Make fun of PHP.
4. Make fun of JavaScript.
5. ಠ_ಠ a lot.
6. Puns. Puns everywhere.
7. Memes. Memes everywhere.
8. Make statements about good site policies.
10. Occasionally be helpful I guess (optional).

Zach Gates

05:19

are those steps

Anonymous

Yes

Vihan

PHP is as bad as JavaScript

Zach Gates

I have to make fun of PHP before i can make fun of JavaScript? ):

Vihan

waiting for my stars...

zyabin101 the Hated

Step 1.

Anonymous

05:20

@ZachGates Start slow, punch low

Geobits

@Mego This is roughly my list too. The order is a bit different, but you've hit the high notes (also, reverse the tab thing)

Anonymous

@Geobits ಠ_ಠ never

zyabin101 the Hated

low
now

Try it online!

Step 2.

Geobits

@Mego Every time you indent with spaces, God kills a purse dog.

zyabin101 the Hated

"I love Vitsy - the purse dog in your oversized pocket."

Step 3... erm... I can't.

Anonymous

05:21

@Dennis feature-request: I'm lazy. Can the Save button on TIO auto-copy the URL to the clipboard? Or even better, auto-Markdown it?

Anonymous

@Geobits Wow I need to indent with spaces more, then

Geobits

Hmm, good point. Maybe I should start, too.

No... not even for that...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

D: NOOOOO DUN KIL VTC

Anonymous

Is this a successful conversion? Has a heathen finally seen the light?

Anonymous

Aww, you got my hopes up :(

Geobits

05:23

Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to do it, no matter how tempting.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Do not fall under the enemy's woos

Geobits

Says a javascripter :P

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ dude i just killed that

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@ZachGates Yeah that was crazy XD

zyabin101 the Hated

Also, why purse dog?

Alex A.

05:25

Vitsy sounds like what you would name the kind of dog that rich women put in purses.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

OMG I KEEP ON FAILING ON THE BREAK

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ "Hehe"

tip: don't always full-blast the cueball

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It works on mobile >_>

Zach Gates

like i said, mobile is easy

Sp3000

@Mego @Dennis Seconding the auto-URL copying (although it's not an urgent feature request), but not the auto-Markdowning, since that's probably a bit too far

Alex A.

05:27

WAYYYY over the line.

Inexcusable

Vihan

strawpoll.me/7033576

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

w000t 2 - 8

Zach Gates

oooh good one @CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

thanks :D

Sp3000

☑ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

05:31

@zach this'll be the final game

I gotta sleep after

Zach Gates

hehe, tiebreaker?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

sure XD

Alex A.

@Vihan I'm seriously the only "nay"? :/

Geobits

@Vihan To me the line between thousands of years of artificial selection via farming and "GMO" is blurry and indistinct.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I voted yay because there is no neither option

Vihan

05:34

I really need to add a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ option to all my polls...

Geobits

Also ^^

Alex A.

@Geobits GMO is genetic engineering, selective breeding is just farming.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

ahhhhh gg @zach

Sp3000

@Geobits Pretty much the same reason as my shrug :)

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ try again tomorrow :) you're not bad

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

05:35

\o/

Geobits

@AlexA. I know what the dictionary definitions are. But what exactly is the difference, except speed of variation?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

peace out y'all it's 25 till one here

Geobits

The corn you eat today basically nothing like corn even a couple hundred years ago.

Zach Gates

anyone else up for a game?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

HAPPY 10K @DONMUESLI

14

zyabin101 the Hated

05:40

@ZachGates Erm... nope. No one. No.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I hope I'm not too late

Zach Gates

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ well it is a quarter til 1

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

egad you're right

BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

uhh I'm back

@geobits your bot needs to be taught some manners.

asdf

now bai

Zach Gates

@Dennis :-( you look infected

zyabin101 the Hated

Is there any "Hello, World!" in ASCII ordinals challenge?

Mars Ultor

05:57

@zyabin101theHated No? It seems trivial in many languages.

Geobits

Marky's gonna go to jail

3 mins ago, 2 minutes total – 30 messages, 3 users, 0 stars

Bookmarked 7 secs ago by Geobits

GamrCorps

Question: what regex functions are usually included in languages? I can think of boolean str.matches(), int str.matchAmount(), string[] str.matchArray(), int[] str.matchIndexes(), string str.replace() (and replaceFirst, replaceLast, etc...)

Geobits

split?

I already hate Chathuahua after less than 1 minute

Chathuahua is nice

Marky is Smart

Marky's gonna go to jail

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