@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ This could be surprisingly accurate

I think Jelly and MATL could do pretty well.

@ThomasKwa wat

oh

XD

He means the goats

Your assessment of barn animals may just be spot on

\o/ I know what I'm doing for a living!

I think I have 25ish bytes in Pyth. Not tested yet.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Relevant

@AlexA. Made it to the two second mark before closing the tab out of sheer fright

@Roujo I hear this is common.

^^

@AlexA. I made myself listen. It was not worth it, and now I'm like: Alex really is wrong. ಠ_ಠ

I am most certainly not a zoology dragon.

;)

Jelly may get it in 18ish bytes

@El'endiaStarman Ditto Zgarb's comment - if that's the behaviour you want, then a for loop iterating through the lists themselves is most sensible

@quartata hi

@AlexA. not clicking on that

@quartata Why not?

It's only David Bowie.

I don't know why you would assume I would link you to anything odd or obnoxious.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh it actually is David Bowie

@quartata o-o

@AlexA. pls

@quartata yas

Playing with Jelly again: jelly.tryitonline.net/#code=4oCcZmVlcnN1bcK7&input=

@feersum ^

Damn bamboo antitheists, always breaking everything...

@quartata wot

jelly.tryitonline.net/#code=4oCcRkVFUlNVTSHCuw&input=

It really likes Aachen for some reason.

It's the first entry in the dict list

jelly.tryitonline.net/… <-- this is a rickroll

>:(

omg

I'm so sorry D:

FUCK SEMICOLONS

I forgot that people would actually innocently click on that

@Zgarb suckerrrr

First rule of the 19th Byte: Never click on links

^

@RikerW why?

@quartata I should've at least checked the address first.

Cause I am working on the PPCG userscript, and somehow a random semicolon was in the middle and it took me like 20 minutes to find it.

@RikerW GG

@Zgarb Even if you had you probably still would have fallen for it. The address is conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/jolf.html

Not suspicious

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/index.html<-- this is the actual interpreter

And a 404...

No Jolf.html on the end...

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf

@quartata Except when someone deliberately disguises it into another link...

That is the right one, I swear.

@RikerW Sorry, that's my native testing thingy

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ he means that you disguised it as a jelly link

It was disguised as a Jelly link.

Oh.

Ninja'd.

Nothing happened.

DON"T CLICK THIS: bit.ly

Oh hey, you guys might be interested in this:

Disapproval Face disapproves your content

or here to install

What it do?

disapprove your content (look at teh code)

It appears to place disapproval faces between every character

10/10 I need this

Not working for me...

PPCG meal survey (honestly not a rickroll)

Oh that's not what I thought it would do

Then again I can't read JS

It replaces every char with a face.

No it doesn't

Yeah, only some I guess?

IDK

I think it only does it to text in elements

@Quill intended output?

@Quill I thought you were supposed to make pretty code

it is pretty code

also for some reason modifying text inside nodes with children is weird

> split``

excuse me

oh, you noticed that. yeah

> This page is in kannada, would you like to translate it?

:P

y u tacit

And it translated to 'thatha' everywhere...

@Thatha SAVE ME

@RikerW The letter itself is tha in the Kannada alphabet

I know.

> General discussion for thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha | Great minds waste time alike -PhiNotPi

Funnily enough, Kannada isn't from Canada

Or vice-versa, really

@quartata where is @Thatha?

ping

@Quill I notice all

@RikerW idk

GET HIM NOW

no

that means I have to open a new incognito window and log in

way too much effort

Just pretend he's here

GIMME TEH CODEZ/PASSWORD

Am I the most senior ppcg user in here right now? Weird

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

^

Age wise? Or how long you've been here?

^

If so then yes you've been here 1 year 7 months

How long I've been visiting chat. You whippersnappers weren't around back in the good old days of the 19th byte

And the only people in here really have been here less

@Calvin'sHobbies Closest right now is @Jakube 1 year 6 months

We're basically babies at this point

@Calvin'sHobbies first question:

yes

though I didnt visit chat until months after that

It looks just as good as the previous ones.

I remember a quote of Martin or someone saying "this new user (Calvin) has posted a question a day 14 days in a row without using the sandbox"

can't find it

lol

That was martin

BINGO

Glad to see we're somewhat healthy

I searched "without" by Martin and cmd-f'ed sandbox.