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Thomas Kwa

00:00

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ This could be surprisingly accurate

I think Jelly and MATL could do pretty well.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@ThomasKwa wat

Alex A.

He means the goats

Your assessment of barn animals may just be spot on

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

\o/ I know what I'm doing for a living!

Thomas Kwa

I think I have 25ish bytes in Pyth. Not tested yet.

Alex A.

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Relevant

Roujo

00:02

@AlexA. Made it to the two second mark before closing the tab out of sheer fright

Alex A.

@Roujo I hear this is common.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@AlexA. I made myself listen. It was not worth it, and now I'm like: Alex really is wrong. ಠ_ಠ

I am most certainly not a zoology dragon.

;)

Thomas Kwa

Jelly may get it in 18ish bytes

Sp3000

@El'endiaStarman Ditto Zgarb's comment - if that's the behaviour you want, then a for loop iterating through the lists themselves is most sensible

Alex A.

@quartata hi

quartata

00:16

@AlexA. not clicking on that

Alex A.

@quartata Why not?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

It's only David Bowie.

Alex A.

I don't know why you would assume I would link you to anything odd or obnoxious.

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Oh it actually is David Bowie

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@quartata o-o

quartata

00:17

@AlexA. pls

Alex A.

@quartata yas

Zgarb

Playing with Jelly again: jelly.tryitonline.net/#code=4oCcZmVlcnN1bcK7&input=

@feersum ^

Alex A.

Damn bamboo antitheists, always breaking everything...

@quartata wot

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

jelly.tryitonline.net/#code=4oCcRkVFUlNVTSHCuw&input=

Zgarb

It really likes Aachen for some reason.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

00:25

It's the first entry in the dict list

jelly.tryitonline.net/… <-- this is a rickroll

Zgarb

>:(

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

omg

I'm so sorry D:

RikerW

FUCK SEMICOLONS

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I forgot that people would actually innocently click on that

quartata

@Zgarb suckerrrr

First rule of the 19th Byte: Never click on links

RikerW

00:27

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW why?

Zgarb

@quartata I should've at least checked the address first.

RikerW

Cause I am working on the PPCG userscript, and somehow a random semicolon was in the middle and it took me like 20 minutes to find it.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW GG

quartata

@Zgarb Even if you had you probably still would have fallen for it. The address is conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/jolf.html

Not suspicious

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

00:29

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf/index.html<-- this is the actual interpreter

RikerW

And a 404...

No Jolf.html on the end...

conorobrien-foxx.github.io/Jolf

Zgarb

@quartata Except when someone deliberately disguises it into another link...

RikerW

That is the right one, I swear.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW Sorry, that's my native testing thingy

quartata

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ he means that you disguised it as a jelly link

Zgarb

00:31

It was disguised as a Jelly link.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Oh.

Zgarb

Ninja'd.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Nothing happened.

RikerW

DON"T CLICK THIS: bit.ly

Quill

Oh hey, you guys might be interested in this:

Disapproval Face disapproves your content

or here to install

RikerW

00:39

What it do?

Quill

disapprove your content (look at teh code)

quartata

It appears to place disapproval faces between every character

10/10 I need this

Quill

RikerW

Not working for me...

Calvin's Hobbies

PPCG meal survey (honestly not a rickroll)

quartata

00:41

Oh that's not what I thought it would do

Then again I can't read JS

RikerW

It replaces every char with a face.

quartata

No it doesn't

RikerW

Yeah, only some I guess?

IDK

quartata

I think it only does it to text in elements

RikerW

@Quill intended output?

quartata

00:43

@Quill I thought you were supposed to make pretty code

Quill

it is pretty code

also for some reason modifying text inside nodes with children is weird

quartata

> split``

excuse me

RikerW

Quill

oh, you noticed that. yeah

RikerW

> This page is in kannada, would you like to translate it?

quartata

00:44

y u tacit

RikerW

And it translated to 'thatha' everywhere...

@Thatha SAVE ME

quartata

@RikerW The letter itself is tha in the Kannada alphabet

RikerW

I know.

> General discussion for thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha thatha | Great minds waste time alike -PhiNotPi

Roujo

Funnily enough, Kannada isn't from Canada

Or vice-versa, really

RikerW

@quartata where is @Thatha?

Quill

00:47

ping

quartata

@Quill I notice all

@RikerW idk

RikerW

GET HIM NOW

quartata

that means I have to open a new incognito window and log in

way too much effort

Just pretend he's here

RikerW

GIMME TEH CODEZ/PASSWORD

Calvin's Hobbies

Am I the most senior ppcg user in here right now? Weird

quartata

00:49

@Calvin'sHobbies ?

RikerW

quartata

Age wise? Or how long you've been here?

RikerW

quartata

If so then yes you've been here 1 year 7 months

Calvin's Hobbies

How long I've been visiting chat. You whippersnappers weren't around back in the good old days of the 19th byte

quartata

00:50

And the only people in here really have been here less

@Calvin'sHobbies Closest right now is @Jakube 1 year 6 months

Roujo

We're basically babies at this point

RikerW

@Calvin'sHobbies first question:

Q: Write a Rectangular Program that Outputs the Number of Times it was Rotated

The title says it all. Your goal is to write a program that forms a w×h rectangle of characters that can be rotated and re-run to output the number of 90° Counter-Clockwise (CCW) rotations that have been done. For example, if the 3×2 program abc def solved the problem, it would initially outp...

Calvin's Hobbies

yes

though I didnt visit chat until months after that

RikerW

It looks just as good as the previous ones.

quartata

I remember a quote of Martin or someone saying "this new user (Calvin) has posted a question a day 14 days in a row without using the sandbox"

can't find it

RikerW

00:57

lol

Calvin's Hobbies

That was martin

RikerW

BINGO

Jul 21 '14 at 13:14, by Martin Büttner

this guy http://codegolf.stackexchange.com/users/26997/calvins-hobbies ... member for 14 days and he asked 12 pretty decent questions without ever sandboxing one of them... what on earth...

Calvin's Hobbies

Glad to see we're somewhat healthy

RikerW

I searched "without" by Martin and cmd-f'ed sandbox.