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12:01 AM
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Reading about the history of perl golf is making me all ... nostalgic? That can't be the right term because I didn't experience it.
 
golfstalgic?
 
haha
 
Nostalgolf
 
12:11 AM
perl seems like a ridiculously deep language for golfing
 
@mınxomaτ Haha I thought you were just clicking it furiously
 
@Lynn `O`[6::5] is one byte shorter than ''.join(O)
 
Scooby @Doo, O Great and Powerful Knob of the South, hath arrived.
 
oh wait, it has an empty string in it, nvm
 
@trichoplax I'm not sure what you mean ;)
 
12:17 AM
lol
I'm not sure if you're not sure if you're joking
 
_UNK
 
has marky gotten smart yet @Geobits?
 
@HelkaHomba Who are you?
Well, whoever you are, surely your name isn't Calvin and you have no hobbies.
 
wait is that calvin?
OMIGOSH
 
FYI @HelkaHomba: I may never let the name change go.
 
12:23 AM
I figured
 
@HelkaHomba Welcome to Programming Puzzles and Code Golf!
 
@HelkaHomba wait, are you CH?
 
mhmm
 
Ha ha this is never going to get old
 
@HelkaHomba Welcome to Programming Puzzles and Code Golf! This userid could use a bit of clarification. I recommend posting future name-changes to the Sandbox where they can get meaningful feedback before being posted to the main site.
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12:25 AM
Clearly you should purge your rep to go along with the name change.
 
and your gold badges
 
(I know HH is unfortunately not as good an acronym @MartinBüttner)
 
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
 
@HelkaHomba Not so much...
 
HH nee CH
 
12:27 AM
@HelkaHomba was there a specific reason for the name change?
 
Halvin's Hobbies
 
(HneeC)H
 
Where's that guy who made all of those great challenges?
Gone forever, I suppose.
 
Although you've changed avatar and username at the same time, at least they are both very distinctive so we should get used to it quickly
 
@Maltysen I mentioned it earlier - see transcript.
 
12:29 AM
will you continue making challenges?
 
@AlexA. a middle name can fix that
@Maltysen probly
 
@HelkaHomba Only probably? Not definitely? D:
@HelkaHomba Helka H. Homba, Esquire
 
Helka H. H. Homba, the H. H. standing for....
 
anyone seen the google docs voice typing? its pretty cool.
 
12:34 AM
@HelkaHomba ...Calvin?
 
@VoteToClose Hi
 
\o/ I remembered a name from MC!
It's gonna be really disturbing not seeing Calvin's Hobbies. D:
 
^
 
^
 
12:36 AM
Here:
user image
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Especially because he's going to stop making challenges D:
 
Why not just "Calvin"?
 
@AlexA. I never said that
 
Or "Calvin Homba"?
 
@HelkaHomba I know, just trying to make the situation sound worse than it is.
 
12:39 AM
@AlexA. D:
 
@HelkaHomba Star this message to be reminded of the times where Calvin's Hobbies was alive and well.
 
The good old days.
 
@HelkaHomba I have a new brain brewing, but it's going very slow. I put an old one in for now.
 
@Geobits Out of context this is troubling.
 
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Q: Implement my method of adding numbers mentally

EridanI'm rather good at mental math, particularly adding positive integers in my head. Here is my method for adding the numbers together (n is a positive integer): Arrange the numbers in a horizontal row Reorder the numbers so the 2n-1th number in the sequence is the nth smallest number in the seque...

 
12:41 AM
out of context is best context
 
@NewMainPosts Hi, my challenge!
 
@Eridan I'm 99+% the same physical human
 
@HelkaHomba Actually, your cells keep dying and replacing themselves, so soon, you'll be less than 99% of what you are right now
 
(accounting for shed skin and all)
 
12:54 AM
hey gj people I saw we graduated
 
@lynn this 170 seems equivalent to your code (which is 179, although you labelled it as 180)
`def a(v,o,c=0,A=0,d=1,O={''}):`
`while d:w=v.find('\n');c+=[1,w+1,-1,~w][A%4];z=v[c];d=z=='.';o*d and a(v+' '*w,o[1:],c,ord(o[0])+A-1);O.add(z*(z>'@'>o))`
`return''.join(O)`
 
@AlexA. are you still going to be a mod? Or do you have to get re-elected?
 
@AlexA. wat
 
@AshwinGupta We'll hold formal moderator elections soon. I plan to run in the election but there's no guarantee I'll be elected. You can always vote for me though. ;)
 
Oh no! I'll vote for you don't worry :D
 
12:56 AM
Haha
 
Only people I really know on this site are you, doorkob, downgoat, and calvin.
 
mm, i'm not good at posting code in chat apparently
 
@MitchSchwartz You need four spaces indentation, in a separate message. It's weird
 
@AshwinGupta Doorknob will also be running, of course. :)
 
Can I vote for more than one?
 
12:57 AM
@AshwinGupta Calvin?
 
If you paste something into the empty chat box, you get a "fixed width font" button though
 
@Doorknob wat
 
Also, thank you for the improvements!
 
@HelkaHomba Calvin's Hobbies
 
oh, i started with the four spaces thing, didn't know that it had to be a self-contained message
thanks
 
12:57 AM
Can't believe I forgot .find
 
@AshwinGupta There is no user with that username
@AlexA. wut
 
@Doorknob what? Yes there is he is the guy who has the MC server.
 
@Doorknob wut
 
Maybe I misplled his name.
 
@AshwinGupta Calvin's Hobbies changed his username to Helka Homba.
 
12:58 AM
OH
 
aw, cmon, ruining the fun :P
 
Lol @HelkaHomba hello Calvin :d
 
@Lynn did you put "avocado" in the first line on purpose?
 
doorknob you are mean. Bad door knob, bad...
 
12:59 AM
Yes! It was the first seven-letter word on my mind.
 
:) just noticed
 
@Lynn you can also use shift+enter in the chatbox and it pops up
 
you can also press ctrl+k
 
Sorry I wanted to try that.
 
I try to spell words with my function/parameter names, when golfing.
 
1:01 AM
Guys, I'm gonna ask a question that is super stupid: what the heck is the point of lambdas, besides allowing it to be on one line.
 
@AlexA. Do we know how many moderators will be elected?
 
@DigitalTrauma I've requested 4 slots.
 
@AshwinGupta map(lambda x: x+1, arr)
 
Hold up let me run that.
 
People will be able to choose 3.
 
1:02 AM
@MitchSchwartz My code is frustratingly close to being able to just call a(v,o,c,A,z=='.')
 
@Dennis Can you pull MATL?
 
But sadly, the ord thing blows up :(
 
@AlexA. I was considering forming an exploratory committee
 
@AlexA. @Doo Such engrossing conversations our mods have.
 
@DigitalTrauma I... don't know what that means.
 
1:03 AM
In the election politics of United States, an exploratory committee is an organization established to help determine whether a potential candidate should run for an elected office. They are most often cited in reference to United States Presidential hopefuls, prior to the primaries. Exploratory committees may be governed by law. For example, the District of Columbia legally defines Exploratory Committees as (in DC Official Code § 1-1101.01(6)(B)(vi)): Exploratory, draft or "testing the waters" committees are formed solely for the purpose of determining the feasibility of an individual’s candidacy...
 
@HelkaHomba There's a deep and hidden meaning
 
@Lynn another 2 bytes, with o*d>z<a(...
 
@AlexA. sorry - I'm just being coy
 
@DigitalTrauma :P
@HelkaHomba It's deep. And hidden. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Oh god. Using the US election system. Wonderful, what's next, poltical parties, houses, electoral college, donald trump?
 
1:04 AM
@AlexA. -_-
 
I missed out on the last round - I was camping in Yosemite or something, I think
 
You were camping and you didn't know where you were?
 
@AshwinGupta Make PPCG great again!
 
@ThijsterHaar @El'endiaStarman Er... Gol><> may or may not still be in the same mess it was in when I last left it :P (It deviated a decent amount from ><> too, which I'm starting to regret)
 
@AshwinGupta don't worry, my superPAC won't let that happen
 
1:05 AM
@AlexA. LOL. We are going to build a wall! Between us and SO!
 
Calvin didn't want to be a mod, but Helka...
 
@MitchSchwartz Lovely!
 
@Doorknob thats the whole point!
 
@HelkaHomba Really?
 
...doesn't either.
 
1:05 AM
oh
 
@HelkaHomba Calvin deserved to be a mod. Not sure about that Helka :-P
 
^^
Thats what happens when you change your name.
 
:-D
 
Helka's that problem user that's always causing trouble in chat. Better suspend him.
 
1:07 AM
Him or her? Honest question. Isn't Helka a female's name?
 
@AlexA. yeah, just like THIS TROUBLEMAKER
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@Doorknob I would love to suspend Community.
@LuisMendo Hint: Neither Calvin nor Helka is his real name.
 
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Q: Visualize long addition with ASCII art

J AtkinTotally not inspired by Visualize long division with ASCII art ;) Your job is to show long hand addition with ASCII art. You solve longhand addition by adding up the columns right to left, placing the value of the ones place in the result, and carrying the tens place over to the top of the next ...

 
What is then?
 
I really like my while d:...;d=0 instead of while 1:...;break
 
1:08 AM
@LuisMendo Him
 
@AlexA. but we should addreess them according to their name's gender... right?
 
@Doorknob Community?
 
@HelkaHomba What are the origin stories for both of your names, Helka?
 
@AlexA. Really?
 
1:09 AM
@LuisMendo Yes. Note the gender I always use for him. :P
 
I was at least thinking Calvin.
 
@RikerW Yeah, the Community user does some weird shit.
 
@RikerW no, that Doorknob guy
 
@RikerW yeah deffinetly that Doorknob guy...
 
@RikerW Community is by far the most annoying flagger
I hear it's a cross-site issue too
 
1:10 AM
@AlexA. :-D
 
I don't know why that user hasn't been suspended yet
 
/ban Doorknob The Banhammer has Spoken!
(minecraft joke)
 
@AshwinGupta Okay, I though so. :P
 
Does Community ever flag its own posts?
 
(Gosh, ever since I changed handles on here, people are ready for anything)
 
1:11 AM
@DigitalTrauma what posts?
 
@Lynn Yup.
Like @Doorknob -> @Dorknoob
 
Hahaha
 
I'll change my name when I get a gold badge, hopefully soon
 
On meta.
 
Pretty sure microsoft had satan develop windows 10. Stupid start menu doesn't even work. I click on it, doesn't open. This hard drive is BRAND NEW. I have a clean install...
 
1:12 AM
@LuisMendo Boba Fett?
 
Anyone got sugestions?
 
> windows
SACRELIGE
 
I already tried scanning the drive using scf /scannow
no luck. :(
 
I forget if @MitchSchwartz knows who I am...
 
@AshwinGupta for names or computer problems
 
1:13 AM
@DigitalTrauma Hahaha. No :-P It will be an anagram, to follow the tradition
 
@Lynn You're Lynn. :) <3
 
♥~
 
Well good job Alex, its confirmed, you can read....
 
toatlaly not a alex sock
 
1:14 AM
@AshwinGupta Sounds about right for Windows, unfortunately.
 
^
 
Use mac.
And then get nethack.
 
@AshwinGupta I'd offer to help if I could but I've never used Windows 10.
 
@Lynn yes i know who you are :)
 
1:14 AM
@Lynn s/am/used to be/ (to avoid pedants like a certain somebody)
 
@AlexA. thanks
 
@AlexA. most annoying thing community has done?
 
I'm thinking of dual-booting. Windows/Linux. Mostly because I want to play with the shell though.
Okay bye gtg.
 
@LuisMendo SinModule?
 
@LuisMendo you have quite a few to choose from
@AshwinGupta if all you want to do is play with shell, then run a VM
 
1:16 AM
Even worse, if a post is auto-flagged as low quality and the user edits their post, the flag is automatically marked helpful and the Community♦ user automatically downvotes. Serious ಠ_ಠ. — Alex A. ♦ Feb 12 at 5:57
 
@DigitalTrauma Oooh I never knew there was this automatic thing. I had chosen Don Muesli. But now I'm not sure :-)
@Sp3000 sounds good too :-)
 
Don Muesli :D :D
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@AlexA. ಠ_ಠ is right. lol
@LuisMendo Nude limos
 
You name's so close to being anagrammable to one word, but that extra M...
 
@Lynn yep, that's a good one
 
1:17 AM
Denim Soul <--- :-D
 
@Luis if you like jeans, you could spring for "Denim Soul"
ninja'd ;|
 
lol
 
I am unanagramable. Four-letter names ain't everything
 
@Doorknob Is this to put off anyone thinking of running in the mod election? :P
 
1:17 AM
Moused Nil
Oh this is so funny
 
I don't have any good anagrams >+>
 
Ditto Conor, nyl(o)n was my best bet :P
(although mine's probably just as unangrammable)
 
p0300s
 
@Lynn Is your last initial a 0?
 
Sp3000 ← I rotated the zeroes around I promise
 
1:19 AM
@Lynn concat your previous ID and it gets better
 
I'm "Rained". One word!
 
unmanly sir? (No secret intentions, I swear)
 
@DigitalTrauma That is anagrams of lynnmaurishttp://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=lynnmauris
 
The manly ruins of my distant past.
 
haha
 
1:20 AM
rofl
 
Unmanly Sir
 
These are apropos as heck, amazing
 
@RikerW well I fat-fingered that - fixed now
 
@AshwinGupta Really? That's strange. The windows 10 start menu opens for me all the time. Even if I don't press start...
 
@Lynn swedish, 5 bytes: Ln New (natural log of new according to google translate)
 
1:24 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Born Eco Iron? Obi Corner On?
 
See, none >_>
 
Noobie Corn'r.
 
ಠ_ಠ
No google, ln is not a word.
More ಠ_ಠ
 
Time to make my last name Etaoinshrdlu for anagram convenience
That's uh Welsh
 
o_O
 
1:27 AM
> uh
 
@Lynn The unheard toils and manly ruins of your distant past?
 
Are you sure.... :P
 
That's a good anagram. (I was referring to this but who knows how well-known that really is?)
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ CornierNoob
 
REKT!
 
1:28 AM
@Sp3000 ಠ_ಠ
At least my name isn't Honor O'Brien...
 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
O'Brien was a traitorous son-of who deserves no honor whatsoever
 
(Time to vanish in a puff of smoke because it's laaate, bye)
 
(bye)
 
\o
O'Brien ==> iBoner, the latest and greatest product from Apple C*mputer, Inc.
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1:31 AM
oh god
bai lynn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^‌​^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^‌​^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
@Eridan ._______.
 
points to here
 
@Eridan I was going to do CoinOrBoner, but I wasn't going to bring that up if you didn't mention that
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It is okay.
I disagree.
 
Put

javascript:window.open("http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=" + encodeURIComponent(normalizeUserName(CHAT.RoomUsers.current().name)), "_blank").focus()

in your address bar for fun and magic
 
1:34 AM
my life is meaningless
 
@Eridan A Nerd, I
 
rofl sorry for your lack of names.
 
@Sp3000 Is that a roll of coins in your pants, or...
 
@Lynn another byte by changing to [1,~w,-1,w+1] and -~A in place of +A-1
 
1:37 AM
@AlexA. ... a gun in his pocket.
There, sfw.
:P
 
I could try my middle name as well...
 
What? Bill?
Dave?
HERBERT????
 
@LuisMendo Pulled.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ My middle name is Riker. Go figure.
 
@Dennis Thanks a lot!
 
1:39 AM
@RikerW oh lol
 
> Re Irk
How about no.
 
and I'm not telling unless it produces a spectacular anagram.
 
Like iBoner?
 
"Iron October Xenons"
HELL YAH
 
whoa
full name or just middle
 
1:40 AM
all of the name
no way that's just my middle name >_>
 
IDK
 
Going to sleep! G'nite all!
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My middle name is a gravekeeper.
 
conor obrien [txeons]
 
@LuisMendo Night!
 
1:41 AM
@LuisMendo night
 
You get a cookie if you find out my middle name first >_>
 
Sexton.
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Sexton???
 
:P
ninja'ed
 
^^^^ yup
you both get cookies.
 
1:42 AM
@DigitalTrauma can i has your cookie?
thank you bai
steals cookie and runs
 
how 'bout no >_>
 
I configured my browser not to accept cookies
 
^^ :/
 
@DigitalTrauma D: you are missing out
we have such beautiful cookies
 
monring
 
1:48 AM
@Quill tuesring
 
night
(not leaving)
Anybody know how to read from tty in python?
 
@Maltysen It might be useful if it were Python 3. :P
Homebrew's night at the club
 
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A: "99 Bottles of Beer"

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'BʀɪᴇɴJolf, 193 bytes Try it here! I can still probably golf a byte or two... Ώ³γhHΖp{" Ξ\x000k"γΆΆγ"% of beer on the wall, "ζγ"% of ΞΓi "ζ?wγΆ"Ξ ψone Ξp«Ξit ΞpDΖ"wγ"% of Ξ Ιon the Ξy "p{" Ξ\x000k"wγ"Go to the Ξrand buy ΞzδΞB\x00Ε 99 Ξώof Ξ Ιon the Ξy"1Μw_z~1dΏH Here's the main concept: this def...

I'm going to bed now cuz my head hurts after writing ^
 
@Lynn another two bytes with z>v>o (as v has to start with a dot)
 
1:56 AM
@Lynn I just put name explanations in my profile so I'd stop having to explain in chat - codegolf.stackexchange.com/users/26997/helka-homba?tab=profile
 
oh ofc, another 2 bytes with z>v>o<O.add(z)
so it's at 163 now
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ That looks... awfully long for a golfing language o_O
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