The Nineteenth Byte

ETHproductions

2:00 AM

@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ Must not be cached for me. Oh well

quartata

:P

Cyoce

the DcompresN algRthM is A hUmN

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

> you could use a Github Gist, which is unlikely to suddenly go down.

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ It's down too.

:(

Cyoce

(all github gists go down)

ETHproductions

2:01 AM

@Cyoce cool, I lIke thS wA F spLNg!

Cyoce

yS

Doorknob

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ so 100% uptime is expected nowdays, huh? :P

Cyoce

inDd

ETHproductions

@Doorknob support all the hours

phase

woah, would you look at that! a website that shows when github's servers are up! wouldn't it be awesome if we just checked that?

Cyoce

2:02 AM

thS S mI fAvrit wA to tok now

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Dammit, the one svg image hosting site isn't letting me upload the svg

Doorknob

@phase Look at those amazing response times

RikerW

I think I like the hexagons better than the code for the userscript background.

phase

@Doorknob it can't really respond if it's turned off

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ what if it's running on github o_O

Cyoce

2:03 AM

wLcM 2 prOgrMN puzLs N cOd golf

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ ...

It says "PHP upload attempt detected"

phase

every website down right now is github's fall because it's secretly hosting all of them

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@phase ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!

⟁

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ GITINATI CONFIRMED!

Quill

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ maybe the chinese are DDOSsing GitHub again

phase

2:05 AM

17 mins ago, by phase

$ git push
remote: GitHub is offline for maintenance. See http://status.github.com for more info.

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@Quill What if it's the Illuminati tho ⟁

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill some chinese IP was trying to dictionary attack my server the other day...

RikerW

wtf?

ETHproductions

status.github.com/messages <- 00:00 The status is still red at the end of the day Well why don't you just change the font color? :P

phase

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ good thing your password is zebra

ETHproductions

2:06 AM

@phase Actually, it's zzyzx

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@phase probably zzzyyzzxx

phase

or just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

he holds down the z key for 7.53 seconds and then hits y

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@phase That doesn't work on Mac.

RikerW

for me, holding down z offers other zs.

ETHproductions

@phase zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz‌zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz‌zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

RikerW

2:07 AM

phase

but he has a bot to do it for him, but he also has to put the password in that to use it, which he has another bot for

@RikerW ew osx scrub

Nathan Merrill

why is Python frequently paired/contrasted with Perl?

phase

@NathanMerrill they both start with P

Nathan Merrill

is it simply because they are both "scripting" languages?

phase

pretty much, though Perl is a lot faster

ETHproductions

2:08 AM

Hey, the GitUnicorn changed to OctoKitty. Maybe it's a good sign...

Nathan Merrill

@phase so does PHP

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

Okay, replace the the sprites link with https://536fb1b0221ea099b00e3ddd34af4529eec0e513-www.googledrive.com/host/0B8EW‌IfgtRkyhcC1qdTFpVld3OGs

that should fix it

phase

@ETHproductions If you learned how to read you'd see it's down for maintenance.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

because google isn't down

RikerW

@phase lol

phase

2:09 AM

@NathanMerrill php ew no sik lonr

RikerW

I have gnome also installed.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

I have gnomes in my garden.

phase

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ google secretly uses github servers and it's also down

ETHproductions

@phase I read that :P I think it means they're making progress

RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have smurfs in my garden.

ETHproductions

2:10 AM

Well, xkcd isn't down, and I haven't read today's comic, sooooo... brb

phase

the internet secretly runs on github's servers and everything is down. this page is just really cached

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW I have smurfs on my gnomes.

phase

xkcd is also cached

everything is cache

cache is life

ՊՓԼՃՐՊՃՈԲՍԼ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ I have smurfs on my fingers.

RikerW

^

same.

ETHproductions

2:11 AM

@phase shouldiblamecaching.com

phase

I have plants in my garden.

Does just linking to the xkcd homepage automatically load the latest image?

RikerW

@phase shouldiblamecaching.com

Roujo

@ETHproductions Are you using the CLI interface to read it? =)

ETHproductions

2:11 AM

xkcd.com

@ETHproductions yes

Nope

uni.xkcd.com

@ETHproductions ^

2:12 AM

xkcd.com/#

xkcd.com#

xkcd.com

phase

xkcd.com/…

RikerW

lol

phase

GitHub Status ‏@githubstatus  1h1 hour ago
We're investigating a significant network disruption affecting all github.com  services.

that doesn't sound good

GitHub Status ‏@githubstatus  37m37 minutes ago
We're working to address a widespread issue affecting all github.com  services.

Quill

Devs when GitHub is down: "plastic lightsaber fight!" Devs when StackOverflow is down: "everyone's going to find out I can't actually code"

Tweeted by SwiftOnSecurity on January 28, 2016 at 2:03 AM

ETHproductions

^

Quill

2:15 AM

When Stack(Overflow|Exchange) is down, we just huddle in chat like a bomb bunker and hope it doesn't get us

10

RikerW

^

lol

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Quill archive.org?

ETHproductions

StackExchange is secretly hosted on GitHub and is currently cached on SE's servers

next refresh in 5... 4... 3...

RikerW

AHH IT ISN"T WORKING

ETHproductions

^ faker

RikerW

2:17 AM

Yes...

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Actually, I'm a solopsist, so everything is constantly down.

RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ *solipsist

ETHproductions

NEwA, wE cN stiL talk lIk thS

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

No, I meant solopsist.

RikerW

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:19 AM

No, they're different. I go solo.

RikerW

Okay.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Noka.

RikerW

Why is this part of me breaking away?

Come back young rebel, learn my way, the true way, and be wise.

Cyoce

it's been an hour and a half

Roujo

Wait, is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

RikerW

2:20 AM

Why is this part of me questioning my solace?

orlp

yo

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

and lol my code isn't working because it doesn't have github

orlp

I need a corpus of test images for my upcoming image compression challonge

ETHproductions

Chat mini-challenge: write a bot to star this message (and only this message) in as few bytes as possible. You may not assume the element is in a specific state (e.g. under the mouse)

6

orlp

open for some suggestions

looking for around ~10 images

couple photos, maybe some abstract shapes/lines, some text

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

2:21 AM

@ETHproductions $0.click()

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@ETHproductions JavaScript 40 bytes: $("#message-27151305>.img.vote").click()

ETHproductions

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wait, what's $0?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

The element currently focused on.

ETHproductions

No fair :P

Alex A.

Cache Monaaaaay

ETHproductions

2:23 AM

Wait, did Alex just...leave?

phase

At least there will be a cool GitHub post detailing how North Korea screwed all our Wednesday nights.

@AlexA. no

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@phase s/nights/evenings/g

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ Saved some bytes: $('#message-27151305>img').click()

phase

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ ;_________________________________________________________________;

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ $`#message-27151305>img`.click()

RikerW

2:25 AM

WTH?

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ I don't think that works.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ D:

RikerW

SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS BADLY HELP PLS

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ The template string returns array methinks

RikerW

MY CHAT IS WONKY

SOMEONE HELP

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:25 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ It's cast into a string I think

ETHproductions

eval`"asdf"` results in ["asdf"] unfortunately

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

@RikerW how?

phase

a.click(), and we'll just assume that the user predefined a to be $('#message-27151305>img')

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW ???

phase

@RikerW reload

RikerW

2:26 AM

TRYED THAT 4 TIME

It looks like when I visit the normal link on mobile

STILL WRONG IN INCOGNITO MODE

ETHproductions

@RikerW Pinging you for absolutely no reason. Okay, I lied; I read your chat profile.

RikerW

lol

but really help!!!!

FIxed now.

THat is what it looked like.

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@RikerW Try running:

while(true)alert`1) Firewall Alert:\nYOUR COMPUTER MAY HAVE ADWARE /SPYWARE VIRUS\nCall immediately for assistance on how to remove\nthe potential virus. Contact customer support at +1-866-978-1337 (Toll Free)\nPossible networks damages if potential viruses are not removed immediately: UNKNOWN`

RikerW

wat?

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

fixes 100% of bugs

ETHproductions

2:29 AM

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ [citation-needed]

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

why is not getting markdowned correctly

\o/ Github is back!!

2

phase

raise you hand if you have Minecraft pinned to your taskbar

RikerW

|o_

Doorknob

I have neither Minecraft nor a taskbar

RikerW

lol

I feel bad for you.

phase

2:31 AM

@Doorknob get out or your terminal

RikerW

No, he has debian

Cyoce

@RikerW Why incog?

RikerW

Cause debugging.

I wanted to see if it was only signed in on that page.

Doorknob

@RikerW ... why?

RikerW

Okay, nethack or perl?

ETHproductions

2:32 AM

Just attempted golfing a straight-forward BF program... ended up one byte longer :P

Cyoce

ITS A MIRACLE

RikerW

@Doorknob Because of no-minecraftness.

@Cyoce wat?

Doorknob

@RikerW that is something that I am extremely glad about :P

Cyoce

Doorknob

Github's back! \o/

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:34 AM

3 mins ago, by Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

\o/ Github is back!!

ETHproductions

brainfuck.tryitonline.net/…

Cyoce

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ picture > text

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

@Cyoce picture is more bytes than text

6

Cyoce

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ exactly. picture > text

Doorknob

@Cyoce a picture is worth a thousand bytes... or 257,515 bytes in this case

llama@llama:~$ curl i.stack.imgur.com/VvJVY.png | wc -c
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
100  251k  100  251k    0     0   537k      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--  538k
257515

Cyoce

2:35 AM

@Doorknob lol my second monitor makes my screenshots really wide

feersum

So we're getting overcharged by 256.5 times the fair value.

RikerW

@Cyoce Why incog? :P

Cyoce

@RikerW so you can't point out my name in the top corner

RikerW

@Doorknob Are you really llama@llama or are you anonimysizing?

Cyoce

like you did to my last screenshot

RikerW

2:36 AM

@Cyoce Oh, okay.

Sorry.

Doorknob

llama@llama:~$ hostname
llama

Zizouz212

I am done with my exams! :D

RikerW

I know 0 other people with that name @Cyoce

Cyoce

\o/

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\o/

RikerW

2:37 AM

@Zizouz212 NIce. I flunked my chem assignment.

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

D:

I took my exams two months ago

Zizouz212

I took an hour long napduringmy chem exam :/

RikerW

On purpose.

Zizouz212

Don't know if that's a good thing

Dennis

hostname@hostname:~$ hostname
hostname

Zizouz212

2:38 AM

Ugh, Scantron.

Cyoce

@Zizouz212 uggggggh

ETHproductions

raw.githubusercontent.com/vihanb/PPCG-Design/master/…

Cyoce

console.log("console.log")
console.log

Zizouz212

The reason I fail things is my because I'm stupid, but because Scantron

ETHproductions

Github isn't all the way back up yet :(

"No server is currently available to service your request."

Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ

2:39 AM

I have work to do... bye

RikerW

@Zizouz212 Me neither.

ETHproductions

"Error 503 backend read error"

RikerW

@Zizouz212 I feel your pain...

@Doᴡɴɢᴏᴀᴛ WE MUST STOP YOU AND AID IN YOUR PROCRASTINATION

Zizouz212

Lol

RikerW

@Doorknob still don't know...

ETHproductions

2:40 AM

And now as I reload my chat tab: "This is a GreaseMonkey user script. Click install to start using it."

Cyoce

Thank god Netflix doesn't run off of github

orlp

no one any suggestions?

Zizouz212

What happened with github?

Roujo

It's down

Cyoce

went down for 1:30

RikerW

2:41 AM

it BROKE AND DYED IN FIRE

Roujo

Dyed fire red, I suppose

Zizouz212

Is it destroying the ~~universe~~ PPCG?

RikerW

STILL DOWN PEEPS

Cyoce

@RikerW nope

ETHproductions

githubusercontent.com is down, unfortunately

Roujo

2:42 AM

Huh

> Error 503 Backend fetch failed

Zizouz212

ETHproductions

4 mins ago, by ETHproductions

"Error 503 backend read error"

Doorknob

I'M PLUGGING IN MY PHONE BUT THE BATTERY ON THE SCREEN ISN'T CHARGING

Zizouz212

Is it just me, or are pinned messages acting wide eyed?

RikerW

Not just you...

ETHproductions

2:43 AM

@Doorknob True, so true...

Roujo

@ETHproductions I guess that's the same error, yeah

Zizouz212

Wow, my battery is at 6% too :/

RikerW

Wow, actually true?

*5%

@Zizouz212 ^

Um, guys?

Zizouz212

Now it's at 6 -_-

ETHproductions

Now I'm getting Unicorn!... these issues are going all over the place :P

Heh, sorta ninja'd

Zizouz212

2:45 AM

Lololololol

They knew who was invading

ETHproductions

Now I'm getting 418: I'm a teapot!

jk

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

s/tea(pot)/$1 user/

ETHproductions

Back to 503 sigh

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Thanks to you, now I'm getting 418: I'm a pot user!

RikerW

STILL NOT EVEN GETTING github.com ?????

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

Works for me.

Roujo

2:46 AM

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Wouldn't that be Enhance Your Calm? =P

Cᴏɴᴏʀ O'Bʀɪᴇɴ

RikerW

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ NOT FOR ME

ETHproductions

I get github.com as well, it's githubusercontent that's the problem

RikerW

Welp, not for me???????????????????

Zizouz212

418 errors are the standard error for my web api... This will be so much fun

RikerW

2:48 AM

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????‌?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????‌?????????????

Doorknob

can we please all agree to stop talking about Github now

Zizouz212

Yes!

ETHproductions

Yes, let's talk about code golf for a change!

Zizouz212

No!

RikerW

nethack

Zizouz212

2:50 AM