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7:02 PM
Anyone need a 16-pointed asterisk? ✺
 
β⇝
^ it will have to do
 
Oh, I was about to suggest that arrow, but decided not to
 
@aditsu anyway, I already found the best match, except it's not visual
 
ಠ‿ಠ
Hehe
 
@aditsu I already posted that
 
7:05 PM
no, it's different
oh, before the edit!
 
yes
 
ఠ_ఠ worried look
 
 
7:09 PM
What on earth?
 
trying to match my name :p
 
Ah
"adi shakti" is probably the closest you'll get
Here's mine: ð
 
If anyone is still following this madness, the Hexagony fruit loops solution has been golfed and explained: codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/57877/8478
 
Wow, nice 339% improvement :)
 
@MartinBüttner are you a masochist?
 
7:13 PM
well, the help centre says "an entry to a code golf contest needs to be golfed", right? :/
also what's the point of designing an esolang if you're not gonna use it ;)
 
@MartinBüttner tricking other idiots to hurt themselves with it :D
 
has anyone played "On The Run" game?
 
@Optimizer I have heard of it
this guy told me about it:
1 min ago, by Optimizer
has anyone played "On The Run" game?
 
orly?
He enjoyed 3.141592 in a bed. He was Pi-sexual.
 
why is the "Epic" badge only silver?
hit 200 reputation for 50 days
 
7:21 PM
Legendary is the Gold one
 
the badge alone represents 10k rep
@Optimizer oh wow
@Optimizer that's just ridiculous
 
@Optimizer No, but it just crashed Firefox when I went to try it >:(
 
via Facebook?
 
No, on Miniclip
 
oh! well, flash
 
7:24 PM
Stupid darn rotten...
 
on SO
I have ~43k rep and 17 gold badges
and still not the epic badge lol
 
Flash just cost me the edit I had been working on for 15 minutes :(
 
you should use a browser with 1 process/tab
 
I wonder if it would be possible to defite a language that meets PPCG's definition of "programming language", but there's only one way to do anything. Would it be ineligible for because "answers to code golf questions have to be golfed" and all you did was find the one program that solves the challenge?
 
flash never crashes the whole browser! What firefox are you on? Firefox 4?
 
7:26 PM
Firefox 33
It might not be Flash's fault, but then I don't know what it is
 
its at 40 now!
 
I waited 5 minutes just in case
40? Well, let me check...
 
anyways, I've never seen flash cause browser crash.
it just crashes on its own and asks me to reload the page
same for chrome.
 
Oh, it is 40, my mistake
 
1 process/tab has nothing to do with it :)
 
7:27 PM
Yes, same here
 
since flash runs in its own process anyways
 
I'm going to try to open that page again on Chrome
 
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open it again on Fx too
 
@BetaDecay ^
 
7:28 PM
now where do we use this icon?
 
new favicon?
 
@Optimizer On Chrome, the page says "Sorry On the Run is not working with your browser" in place of the game
 
lol
 
I don't actually know where to use it, I was just told to make one.
 
@aditsu favicon is not in our own control
 
7:29 PM
@PhiNotPi well, your avatar looks like it could use an update :)
 
@PhiNotPi Now that is awesome
 
the caret?
 
@Optimizer And now IE loads it perfectly fine... ಠ_ಠ
Oh, it's Unity, not Flash
 
time to switch to IE
 
7:31 PM
it being Unity makes more sense
crashing the browser - even more
 
Yes, Unity games are usually much larger than Flash games, I believe
Ah, I heard about that.
 
@ETHproductions are you running IE in Linux? somewhere God is killing a llama
 
Unity doesn't work in Chrome so that makes a lot of sense
 
No, of course not, I'm on Windows 7
 
@ETHproductions that's not really the purpose. Purpose is to make a single game and compile/run it in different environments.
For instance, the same code is running in my Windows phone, and then on Android and then in IE
 
7:32 PM
@ETHproductions oh, different "Unity", nevermind then
still, you should get rid of that malware :p
 
@aditsu Is it even?
 
I may when I upgrade to Win10
If I ever do...
 
its already downloaded in your PC though :P
 
the epic conclusion to the housecoat saga: i'm just going to ask my RA if he has a pair of scissors i can use
 
7:33 PM
just a matter of "Waking up to Windows 10"
 
Is Windows 10 really the privacy stealer these conspiracy theorists have decided it is?
 
Hello! you overslept, so we took the liberty to upgrade your PC to Windows 10
 
@undergroundmonorail haha, have you at least tried asking somebody to help you untie it?
 
@ETHproductions nah, that's just bad press
 
Ah, well, everything has it's conspiracy theorists
 
7:35 PM
its as good/bad in privacy as Windows 8. Better than Android/Google Chrome though :P
 
@undergroundmonorail Very anticlimactic.
 
@aditsu it's a lost cause tbh
 
I'm gonna try it again in a new FF window and see what happens
Wish me luck
 
 
@undergroundmonorail I can knot believe it..
 
7:36 PM
Oh look, loaded right away
 
@aditsu why would you do this to me
 
because it's pun :)
 
aaaugh
i type in dvorak, and if you don't know that about me all my typoes are bizarre
 
People actually type in dvorak? I thought they were mythical like malboge programmers
 
People say "dvorak is faster" and "dvorak is better for your wrists" but there's never any reliable source so idk
The only reason I made the switch was that
 
7:39 PM
Do you notice any difference?
 
I got pretty good at hunt-and-pecking in QWERTY, but I wanted to learn to type for real
but I couldn't break my bad habits
so I switched to a totally new layout specifically so I wouldn't have any useful habits
 
You gotta use iPhone keyboard if you wanna learn typing for real
 
@Optimizer Hmm, that's a pretty good game, but not my type of racing game
 
I do notice a lot of difference, but that's probably just because I can actually type now
 
@ETHproductions ah ok. Just wanted to compare my high score..
 
7:41 PM
I got 407 or something, I think, what was yours?
 
I don't really use proper typing technique at all.
 
umm, 24K?
 
I'm actually considering switching back to QWERTY just so that I can use other people's computers without being totally lost. I bet all my old habits are gone, so I wouldn't fall back on them.
 
Wow, guess I didn't get far at all
 
Are you playing around with shapecatcher here?
 
7:42 PM
Actually, that was how many coins I got, it wouldn't let me see my score because it wanted me to upgrade my car so bad
 
Oh no
 
@PhiNotPi I don't technically type "properly" but I don't look at the keyboard anymore and I use more than two of my fingers.
 
well, you know what score to beat
 
Here's a query I wrote the other day to find the highest-rated comments on our site: data.stackexchange.com/codegolf/query/363365/…
I can't figure out how to get a link that actually looks like a link, instead of the content of the comment being linked
 
7:45 PM
Is there a link that doesn't look like a link?
 
I wouldn't care except that I think I made the second-highest rated comment on this site haha
yess, that's me :D
 
That is you, haha
I'll add in a Username field
That's dumb, only a couple show up: data.stackexchange.com/codegolf/query/363653/…
I wish I had more experience in T-SQL
 
Ordering works for me, you just have to choose which column to order by
You can't sort by comment content, only comment ID, sadly
So there's no easy way to see the best comments starting with the letter A
 
Why does Id as [Comment Link] come up with the content wrapped in a link, anyway?
 
7:51 PM
I'm glad that the language I invented is executed in a visually interesting way so I get to include fun animations in my answers
 
Which language is that?
 
here's a fun animation:
 
Coooool :)
 
@undergroundmonorail Oh, I saw that earlier, that's awesome!
@BetaDecay That works, thanks!
But it still leaves out a couple usernames... Huh
 
7:55 PM
@ETHproductions Haha no problem
Which usernames?
 
if you sort by user link tehy're at the top
 
I see, those users have deleted their accounts on PPCG
 
is that what happens when you delete your account? huh
i thought you were converted to a user\d+
 
Hey, those were the only two that were showing up before
That's really odd
 
7:57 PM
Again, neither have links to their profiles in the comments
 
Oh, that makes sense
Sorry, didn't see your previous message
 
It's okay :)
Now how do you change your username on Data.SE?
 
I signed in with my SE account
 
I signed in with my Google
Changed now
 
But it logs me out every time I leave, which is annoying
Oh wait, it didn't this time
 
7:59 PM
Gtg
 
fun fact: i wrote an answer for this site that currently sits at 142 bytes
 
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i could easily save 134 of those bytes
it's a brainfuck program that takes numeric input and does something with it that brainfuck is actually really good at, but it takes me 135 instructions to handle all the input because it's basically
 
8:06 PM
@orlp I saw one where someone wanted to increment a variable, and the two top answers said "Use jQuery. It's got everything." and had 10+ votes each, and the one at the bottom said "Use this code: i++;" and had -2 votes
@undergroundmonorail LOL, why haven't you already?
 
@ETHproductions yes, that's a classic
 
while the user's input takes up two or more cells:
    multiply the first cell by 10
    add it to the second cell
    shift over so the "first cell" remains correct
but after writing that there was a meta post that established that you're allowed to take numeric input in the form of a single byte that is equivalent to that number
the answer could just be ,[->.+<]
but writing -[+>+[+<]>+]>+>>,[>,]<[<]<[->>[->]<[<]<]>>>[[<[-<+<+<+>>>]+++++++++[<[-<+>]<<[-‌​<+>>>+<<]<[->+<]>>>>-]]<,<<,>[->>>+<<<]>>>---------->]<-[->.+<] was a lot more fun
 
I agree
 
what i might do
actually nevermind i'm not going to do it
 
Where can I sort all messages in the chatroom by how many stars they have?
The "starred by me" tab sorts them, but I'd rather not star every post ever starred
 
8:11 PM
what i was about to say was "i might edit the answer so that the 8 char one is the one that's counted for the score but still devote the majority of it to explaining the long version" but i'm not willing to give up my principles
 
@ETHproductions I've never been able to do this, despite looking for a way on several occasions.
 
3
Q: Order starred chat posts by stars

Mark S.When I look at the starred posts in a chatroom, they're not ordered by stars, even though the list of posts starred by me is only ordered by stars. I would like the ability to sort all starred posts (or just the most-starred ones) by stars so I can see what got starred the most.

 
3
Q: Pyramid Schemes

Zach GatesMayan pyramids were (and are) an important part of ancient architecture, that were generally used for religious purposes. They were usually step pyramids, but the steps on each were too steep to climb. Priests would climb to the tops of them via alternative staircases to perform ceremonies. The ...

 
8:31 PM
+1
I should probably get off now. I have more important stuff to do.
 
Does Retina take input from stdin? Or can Retina not be used for challenges requiring its initial input to be from stdin?
 
@mbomb007 yes, STDIN
 
8:51 PM
@undergroundmonorail You should make a pb answer for the meta thread here: meta.codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/6918/…
 
I've been meaning to but I have to stop being lazy
 
website featuring phi and golfing: m.phigolf.com/indexasp_mphigolf.asp
 
9:17 PM
i'm going to buy a wii u
 
can it play Nethack?
 
@undergroundmonorail Is it because of Mario Maker?
 
@Doorknob All games are an extension of Nethack, so yes.
 
@Doorknob i'm like 85% sure, yes
because wii u's vwii mode is so similar to the actual wii that you can homebrew it exactly the same way
and i'm fairly certain someone ported nethack to the wii
 
@PhiNotPi What do you mean? There are no other games.
 
9:19 PM
since nethack has been ported to every device capable of running turing-complete code
i would not be surprised if nethack was turning complete, much the same way m:tg is
@DanTheMan ...yes
 
I already have a Wii U and I can't wait for Mario Maker
 
didn't it come out 3 days ago?
 
@undergroundmonorail oh, did it? ...whoops
 
The only reason I know that is because it doesn't mean anything special in Japan but stateside a lot of people were talking about being uncomfortable with looking forward to the release date
 
 
1 hour later…
10:34 PM
Not fair. I have to wait for Christmas for Mario Maker ><
This is what I get for not doing my research before agreeing to Christmas lists for my kid from the family.
 

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