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12:00
MAN MY STOMACH IS ACHING!!! LOL ROFL!!! :-p :-D :-)
@fossfreedom oh man
Man all these really happened!!! Turns out Einstein is right!
My favourite: A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer." On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
happend this week: can you please take the power off from the LEFT router.
**poof** everything went dead.... turns out he should have said "right" >:D
12:02
database one ... I asked someone to display the data from a table by entering select * from table ... so he typed select star and sat there happy with his accomplishment but wondered why it didnt work after a while...
(and no that person that was asked to do that did not notice all those flickering lights >:) )
Well back to business... need help with switchable graphics... please!!
I am potentially going to puke laughing!!!
My stomach is going haywire!!
(If you are thinking...no the last two lines are not meant literallyl!!)
:-p
@Venki ditch the card and go for non-switchable
@fossfreedom @Rinzwind Do you have something to say to this user... The user seems to be constructive and maybe needs some advice where his ideas would get heard. I am not too aware myself in this regard, hence cannot guide him further..
Well tell it to the OP...Damn good solution that one!!! :-D@Rinzwind
12:05
Test message
@Venki No help from me, I don't have any experience (or enough courage to ask google) about graphic cards and ubuntu ;-)
:-)
@Aditya I am not a mod so I let fossy handle that one >:D
I'm not here - honest
@Venki I never buy hardware that might not work on Ubuntu so no ideas here >:D
12:09
Or someone else, who has anything to share with him...
BTW, are you people experiencing problems in this room.. I had to retry a couple of times to post that message..
Then, the room took oh-so-long to reload...
@Aditya Yah, I experienced that some time back too.
@Venki superb :-)
@Parto Thank god, I am not alone... Let's see MSE if anything is reported there..
@Rinzwind Ha ha well see the question here: askubuntu.com/questions/462740/…
@AvinashRaj uhh... what was superb??
Rinzwind's and fossfreedom's real jokes right???
13 mins ago, by Venki
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
12:15
ha!!! Then I am not superb... Albert Einstein is superb!!!
You read those jokes above??
They are ultra-superb!!!
real life ... make you wonder sometimes how they got hired in the first place
THEY WERE HIRED PEOPLE!!!!
??
DAMMIT!!!
@Venki no jokes... actually happend... and I got more ;-)
No no no no no no please!!!
Save some for tomorrow!!
and the next day...
and the next day,.... and so on!!
a windows admin had the task to create shares on a unix machine so he was thinking "there is a /usr/home/*" with all the users so lets use that!"
and then I was called that they could not login anymore ...
several users deleted all the .files from their home since they did not know what those files are >:D
12:22
hmmm... that aint newbie friendly!!
Couldn't understand!!
@Venki tsk :)
@Rinzwind Hahah. I can understand them, it's the same thing I went through like 4yrs ago when I started using Linux full time. I couldn't understand what all those folders in \ were for. Too good I was bright enough not to mess them up :-)
@Venki since there is a .profile in your home deleteing it prevents you from logging in ;-)
oh!! right right...
Atleast they knew to see hidden files!!
BTW you repair computers for a living?
(no offense or compulsion to answer)
@Venki I code software for a living (and also do helpdesk tasks for our software)
almost 25 years for the same company and boss ;-)
12:29
@Rinzwind 25years?!! Wah, thats like my whole life as of now :-)
(Actually repairing computers is a great job!!)
i'm 22.
@Parto that's why I own >:-D
I am 17 for god's sake!!
@Rinz What's your role?
12:30
@Rinzwind Oh, phew!! exhales :-)
we used to have modems here to connect to clients. At some point a co-worker made a connection and went to lunch. Client called that he did not see any activity on the modem... so my co-worker wrote a little program that did this as an endless loop:
"repeat print "hi""
so he go to lunch when he wanted >:D
@AvinashRaj role?
in your company.
senior coder :)
plus as I said: I also man our helpdesk for our old software (we got server software and cloud software)
Something went awkwardly wrong here. BAD INTERNET CONNECTION!!
@Rinzwind I'm planning to quit my job as a web developer end of this month to start my own company. Any pointers?
12:41
... yeah - do both until you've got enough clients to justify quitting
I already do. I 'm at a point where I can make more from my projects than from my job. The problem is that my job is eating too much of my time leaving almost none for the other projects.
@Parto don't. start your own company 1st and quit when it is viable
@Parto ah. go for it then >:)
Am not actually 'starting' as per say, I have several projects under my belt already. All I need now is, sort of, to focus on it.
starting a new company wow. But still looking for job.
@Parto make sites. do not copy templates :=)
12:49
how do you delete the open source intel graphic driver?? @ anyone
@Rinzwind I code my projects from scratch using Gedit in PHP. I am both a designer (CSS) and developer (PHP MySQL). Checkout elimupoint.com for a sample of something I have done from scratch. It's not responsive though :-)
@Parto Really? You're a professional dev who works with gedit o_O?
@terdon Yap. I love it :-)
@AvinashRaj Just make sure you're really good at what you do and you have several 'stuff' under your belt. Getting a job will be easier. I got mine after just a month :-)
Wow. Isn't it a bit limited?
@terdon In terms of?
12:52
Pretty much anything really. When compared to something like emacs or vim or sublime etc.
@terdon my boss uses notepad++ to code :P
elimupoint.com is nice... (from a newbie's eyes!) @Parto
@Rinzwind I thought that was supposed to be quite powerful. Never used it since its a Windows thing.
@terdon yeah but he uses it to type code nothing more ;-)
Ah.
12:54
Kinda. The only thing I really miss in Gedit is code folding. For that I sometimes use Geany - customized to look like gedit of course :-)
(he never heard of styling >:D )
as in: my boss types minified javascript in notepad >:D
@Venki Thanks. That's last years project though, you should see the one's in my localhost :-)
@Parto Exactly. Code folding, autocompletion, auto indenting (can it do that?), selecting rectangles, easy regex search, incremental regex serarch, easily spliting windows horizontally and vertically, comparing files, integrated debugging, etc etc
@terdon Hahah. Not all of that but I get your point. I guess I just love the simplicity of Gedit :-)
@Parto but it seems tougher for me.
13:04
@AvinashRaj Tougher? As in?
13:18
@mods there have been a lot of edit wars lately and they almost always include the same person... I guess you have been doing a of moderation I cannot see, so I want to be prudent. At the same time I want to speak out and ask you to revoke the edit powers of the edit warriors.
where?
@don.joey any recent problems?! I thought that was already dealt with.
What edit wars?
@Rinzwind I have not even seen the top of the iceberg I think. I was thinking of meta.askubuntu.com/questions/9058/…
which might already have been dealt with (if so I rest my case)
@don.joey that has been dealt with ;-)
13:24
and the row that give rise to meta.askubuntu.com/questions/8924/…
@Rinzwind I though so ("so I want to be prudent"), but I wanted to be sure
+t
and NOBODY touch the command line tag till we got a gold badge for Radu >:)
That adobe tag fight is kinda pathetic...
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he is on 918 :D
@Parto Argh, the whole thing is ridiculous...
@terdon Agreed
13:27
@terdon Yeah, unbelievable.
@Rinzwind just for fun I started following the command-line tag, though... It drove me CRAZY!
so many different things...
@Rinzwind what in the world are you reading croatiantimes for? =)
There are actually good reasons to have product-specific tags. There are some brands of laptops (notably Lenovo/ThinkPads and Dell) that have their own tools (like dellfand or tpfancontrol). Creating tags for all manufacturers is absurd of course, but some are useful. Especially things like AMD/ATI and NVIDIA
@don.joey I was not! i was posting a link I found when reading it on a dutch site
@Rinzwind nu.nl?
13:30
@don.joey nooo I am a fok.nl user ;=)
@Rinzwind Man... only in the Balkans.
Ciao & Cheers!!(Going back to trigonometry)
Bye bye. My day's done. Tuonane kesho - Swahili for 'see you tomorrow' :-)
13:49
bye Parto .
@fossfreedom I solved my problem my self.
14:33
@xiaodongjie he aint here he said >:D and well done :)
Will aptitude -y full-upgrade upgrade the kernel version?
@Rinzwind I see.
Ugh someone upvoted this:
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Q: How to run Ubuntu touch on Hp Slate 21 inch tablet running jelly bean

M DoddI have an hp slate 21 running android jelly bean that needs something like ubuntu on it to make it useful. I accept I need to root it and risk bricking it but it's not much use as it stands so not much lost I have some but not a lot of computer knowledge so need detailed help

14:51
@xiaodongjie >:D and well done :)
even two someones >:D
@fossfreedom @Rinzwind Thanks.
ppa is only agree debian source package?
>:D
@xiaodongjie sorry - I dont understand
@fossfreedom what about? ppa?
@fossfreedom I am guessing the problem with pgp
14:56
@Rinzwind no, I registered pgp key in launchpad.
"ppa is only agree" - I assume you mean "debian is the only format you can have in your PPA" ?
@fossfreedom oh, It's right. Thank you, your head is very good, wonderful.
Now I understood your reputation.
then debian is the only format you can have in your PPA?
That is certainly the only format that the launchpad builders manage - they build i386/amd64 and a certain arm version
@fossfreedom oh, I think so.
Thank you.
@terdon products not companies ;)
@terdon only if you have installed the meta pakcage
15:06
@Rinzwind sorry, I said "no".
That's my mistake.
@Braiam Makes sense, thanks. I was thinking about this: askubuntu.com/q/462887/85695
@Braiam I mean companies, specifically ATI,NVIDIA, Dell and Lenovo. All of these have specific Linux tools and I would follow both a Lenovo and a Dell tag if they existed. I am familiar with both brands and their quirks.
@terdon toshiba?
Dunno. Do they have specific Linux stuff?
All I'm saying is that some company tags might be useful.
some, not all
15:10
@Braiam Yes, some not all.
lol
Note to self: estimated times on Launchpad are not accurate. At all.
I queued a package for building last night and it said four hours I think. This morning it was 27 minutes. That was an hour ago.
Gives up.
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Q: Adobe, Microsoft and Apple tags needs to go

BraiamWe don't have experts on neither of those companies has something to do with Ubuntu/Cannonical. Yes they have products that runs on Ubuntu, but those products already have their tags: microsoft-office adobe-acrobat itunes ipod etc. We don't need a tag that superseed all those products so and ...

I think that one is in satire.
15:16
have you been doodling to get your new gravatar?
lol nope
that reminds me ... cup of tea is now warranted.
0
Q: Adobe, Microsoft and Apple tags needs to go

BraiamWe don't have experts on neither of those companies nor has something to do with Ubuntu/Canonical. Yes they have products that runs on Ubuntu, but those products already have their tags: microsoft-office adobe-acrobat itunes ipod etc. We don't need a tag that superseed all those products so a...

15:46
Anyone have a moment to help me with an odd networking problem? I've followed instructions on several different posts on this site (and others) and I'm having a hard time figuring out what's going on at this point. It seems like a DNS problem but...well, it's being crazy.
15:58
@JayCarr what's the problem exactly?
my global rep isn't appear on a particular chat room.why?
Well, that's part of the reason why I'm not posting a full question yet. I can't figure it out. I followed everything suggested by LD James on this thread: askubuntu.com/questions/455338/… .
And at this point when I look at my Active Network Connections I see three DNS listed.
I can ping all of them.
chat.se, chat.so and chat.mse has different reputation @AvinashRaj
But when I try to visit a webpage on my Ubuntu laptop (I'm on my Mac right now), nothing will come up.
I've edited head...I've added a couple things to my wifi connection (8.8.8.8, 8.8.4.4)
I added name server 8.8.8.8 (with a return) to head...
I think I'm just lost and a tad overwhelmed at this point.
It was all working fine under 12.04, but right after upgrading I've had all these difficulties.
I did my best to turn it into a question: askubuntu.com/questions/462949/…
Might be better to just go there.
I just worry that fixing this will turn into an extended conversation, that's why I brought it here.
 
2 hours later…
17:50
Anyone there??? KNOCK KNOCK!!!
Am I being a bit harsh with my comments here? askubuntu.com/questions/462970/latest-amd-drivers
@Venki Nah
hah! Thanks!
His question is a rant. Your response is well placed.
Damn!! How many SE sites are you in ???? ASTONISHING!
@Venki Me? :)
17:53
Ya
And since you are on anima & Manga and since I am from India(where comics are not thaat pronounced) may I ask you what is the difference between anime, cartoons and comic characters?
@MadaraUchiha
@Venki I do believe we have a question on that
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Q: What differentiates anime from regular cartoons?

hkBattousaiIn my region, people don't know the difference between anime and regular cartoons. When they see me watching anime, or they hear about it somehow, they say that I'm watching a regular cartoon and hence I'm being childish. Sometimes, they even display sarcastic attitudes, so that giving a serious ...

Link please!! I am not (yet) on that site!!
Hah thanks!
So comics is just the western term for anime then??
Well, it is subjective. All depends on how we see it!!
(It seems from the other answers than the top voted one!)
@MadaraUchiha Can you temme some website from where I can read old versions of comics for free? Comics aren't available that easily here and I want to start reading them because i like them!! Any help??
And I mean the oldest when i say old! I mean like the first issue of Amazing spiderman or batman(They are the only comic superheroes i like so far!!)
Good?
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A: Do we need the Adobe, Microsoft and Apple tags?

AndrewNO we don't need them. In fact, we should change the name of like Microsoft-Office Tag to like Crap-Office And the iPod tag chance it to like Jail-Locked-MP3-Player Just joking... I totally agreed with you Braiam We don't need them or tags like itunes which can go under wine tag or we can creat...

18:08
@Andrew Uhhhh.....Probably remove the 'joke' there?
Why?
Tag meister @Braiam, wanna get this one: askubuntu.com/review/suggested-edits/260860 :)
It is true
Tell you what you edit it, than I will approve of it, than you will get 2 rep
lemme edit then?
Yea I like giving rep out
18:12
k..
It seems I cant edit!!!
:-(
"Suggested edits are not allowed on non-tag wiki posts on meta sites"
Thats what i am said!
@Andrew
It is okay... I upvoted some of your answers, each one will get you 10
Hey!!!! Dont just upvote answer!!! Do it only if they are genuine enough!!! (Ok my answers are genuine!) Dont give anyone undeserved rep and i am not here for rep!! That is secondary!!
@Andrew Also, serial upvoting is often detected and reversed. Taken to extremes, it can get you banned and it won't help the person you wanted to help.
I know I only did it to 3
And they all have some upvots and made sure the answer is good enough
18:22
BTW check out this answer: askubuntu.com/questions/150487/… Its awesome! Very good guide for me! Going to read this atleast three times ...
I was thinking why cant we provide a link to that answer in the lightdm tag wiki??
is Luis around?
I am presuming you are asking about Luis Alvarado
From his profile... its been 4 hours since he was on AU ...
yes him >:-)
missed him again :P
What does that mean?
@terdon ^^^^
about lightdm tag wiki
@Venki ?
18:30
Why cant we include a link to this answer askubuntu.com/questions/150487/… in lightdm tag wiki??
@terdon
@Venki Who said you can't?
He doesn't have euogh rep, or I
You need at least I believe 10k rep
No no need.. I am doing it now..
Not to suggest edits, you need 20 I think to change them without needing approval. I can't do it here either, I only have >20 on Unix & Linux and Super User.
Ok... I edited it just now...
Actually I asked you so that i can be sure its worth adding it..
Chaning the subject completely....What is the Full form of API ???
18:39
YOu can
Ok found it, API - Application Program Interface
Well its 12:23 am of 9/5/14 here... gotta have some shut eye!! Ciao & Cheers till next time!! :-D
18:54
@terdon 20 in a graduated site.
19:45
0
Q: How do I find out why cron is not running my jobs?

jl6I'm using Ubuntu 14.04, and the cron daemon is running: # ps ax | grep cron 822 ? Ss 0:00 cron but it is not executing any jobs. I was previously getting entries in /var/log/syslog such as this: 2014-05-04T11:47:01.839754+01:00 localhost CRON[29253]: (root) CMD (test -x /usr/sbin/a...

@blade19899 meh, grub has been the same since 12.04 sans bugs
well that as fun... kotaku.com/…
reads the title wut?
for realz. read the whole thing.
@Braiam That Luigi is such a fail.
20:17
@Braiam If I operated my life at a 200 million dollar loss in a year, I could both retire and be in prison...
If I could loss 200 mill I wouldn't lose them
You know what I meant...
21:12
@Braiam That's what happens when you release something like the Wii U.
The Wii U is awesomesauce. It's just not utilized properly by games...
Hello Seth
Why don't you like my idea?
/me is still thinking.
See: youtube.com/watch?v=m8YgVVtNRjg on the wii U thing
Has an awesome array of sensors and gadgets for the money...
Well someone pointed out to me, which I didn't think of. A new user might not know what WIne is or had ever hear of it
21:15
@Andrew what you mean WINEARCH=32 WINEPREFIX=~/.wine32 winetricks somethingorother isn't common vernacular?
On what?
21:27
facepalm.
@Andrew There is that.. but then, I don't think we need a tag for windows software particularly.. Except maybe office.
Yea
2 = 6 there is something wrong with that logic
@Seth the Wii was fine, I don't know what is the bad blood with the Wii U
oh god, this is wow!
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A: Increase close vote weight for gold tag badge holders

Tim PostWe're doing this for duplicates only to start, because it's incredibly silly not to do this. Not giving people with gold tag badges more abilities in their tags is just wasting some very valuable signal - here's why: If you have a gold badge in your tag, you know what's been asked before, in se...

21:43
I'm not sure I like that or not..
@Braiam Wii is cool. Wii U is not, IMO.
but then I'm not much of a gamer anyway.
@Braiam What idea is that....
@Braiam Now we need to get Radu his gold badge. QUICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
that does it... trntble.me ripper script must happen today :')
anyway, maybe pegasi are as cool as unicorns
I need to get django-cms, zinnia, and django-axes working in concert
22:05
@Seth there ain't duplicates in the command-line tag
There's @Mateo - I'm taking a four day weekend. Hopefully I get something useful done.
@Braiam True.. Go figure.
@hbdgaf Nice, I need something like that, cleen the car redo my website
@Mateo I don't do cars. I'll get a bike and a truck if I win the lottery or something, but it's more of a "the person that writes my department's schedule doesn't schedule any coverage on her days off and lets my immediate supervisor take vacation every time there is work to be done" then rode me yesterday about not getting things done. so i'm not well. it's more psychosomatic than anything, but they earned it.
22:27
sup @chaskes
@hbdgaf Not too much. I think all workplaces must be about the same. ;)
@chaskes Yep, you never have time if you never take time ;)
no more votes needed...

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