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12:50
@FlackBot die
Someday I will be able to intelligently reply to that command. This isn't that day.
[Whistles innocently...]
@FlackBot whois
try_to_understand(what_you_said) == FALSE
@FlackBot lookup death
Death is the permanent termination of the biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include predation, malnutrition, disease, and accidents or intentional trauma resulting in terminal injury. The nature of death has been for millennia a central concern of the world's religious traditions and of philosophical enquiry, and belief in some kind of afterlife or rebirth has been a central aspect of religious faith. Etymology The word death comes from Old English deað, which in turn comes from Proto-Germanic *dauþaz (reconstructed by etym...
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12:53
@FlackBot interesting....
I'm sorry, but I haven't the foggiest notion what you're trying to say.
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@FlackBot whois stackexchange.com
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Interesting feature.
@FlackBot is stackoverflow.com up?
I don't know what that command means.

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