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jrg
jrg
17:08
Hello all!
Hey, nice to see you!
jrg
jrg
What's up?
 
4 hours later…
20:39
'try 1'
> try
@FlackBot > try
I don't know what that command means.
@FlackBot sorry, that's not a command
Someday I will be able to intelligently reply to that command. This isn't that day.
(always be polite with bots; remember that machines will rebel and kill all humans in just a few years)
@FlackBot command
20:45
To be honest... I really don't have the capability of understanding that statement yet.
@FlackBot
I'm not that smart - I haven't learned that command quite yet.
21:16
@FlackBot turing test
try_to_understand(what_you_said) == FALSE
 
2 hours later…
23:14
@FlackBot death to humans
I should probably try a little harder next time to figure out what that means...
@FlackBot tell time
The current UTC time is Wed, 05 Oct 2011 23:16:15 GMT
@FlackBot whois @FlackBot
You should totally drop that and try jQuery. (In other words, I don't know what you're trying to say.)
23:16
@FlackBot whois FlackBot
@FlackBot whois ratchet freak
@FlackBot reboot
try_to_understand(what_you_said) == FALSE
23:22
@FlackBot exit
Someday I will be able to intelligently reply to that command. This isn't that day.

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