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14:01
random comment
> this doesnt WORK! i hate pygame
on draw_rect or something
"Hi. I work as game dev during day and stripper at night."
sometimes I think people like that guy should be killed simply to raise the average IQ on the planet
That does sound like a viable option if you can pull it out. Strippers, especially male strippers make quite much. Work hard during day making game and have fun/make money at night.
then once your game is golden, publish/sell it. Become rich. Set for life. Perfect.
There's just one problem - sleep.
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Quite frankly, we should start killing based on stupidity... stupid people are currently breeding at a faster rate than smart people.
Soon, because of selective breeding, stupid people will take over the world. (Idiocracy)
14:06
@MartinSojka sleep is over rated
@Jon [citation needed]
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sleep is for babies, gamers play all night
@Jon *strippers
I can't figure out if Chrome Casting is only supported in the Chrome browser, or if it also works with standalone applications.
It looks like the .js API looks for a chrome extension to do it.
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ChromeCast, the HDMI dongle thing?
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14:09
Yeah I was thinking about getting one
I really like it
But the app selection is extremely limited.
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apparently it only works in Chrome browser.
Yeah, it seems so.
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is there a android/iphone app for it?
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14:10
can you like, tell it to stream a movie that is on a computer on your network?
@ShotgunNinja AP Sion... really fun
Netflix works great
I'm hoping we get HBO support soon.
@Jon, Seems it only allows streaming stuff from apps on the device. As far as I can tell...
I don't own an Android or iOS device, so I can't test.
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woopty do... it uses a Roku box.
Not quite the ChromeCast killer.
If it could do this over ChromeCast, then you are talking.
Otherwise, you need to get a 100$ roku.
14:13
Seems like using the ChromeCast API is pretty easy.
Also, if you open a Chrome tab, make it cast, and then load up a movie from your harddisk, it streams perfectly.
Of course, with a limitation on the number of supported formats.
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What I would need, is a way to play a video from my home server, on my TV, via my phone
which I have now with XBMC
via rasbPi
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I personally would prefer having a ChromeCast style device to do this... but I guess I could easily just buy another Pi
XBMC is a great example of an open-source fork of a closed-source software far exceeding what the original software could do.
Or a good example of what can be accomplished when a project is released into the open-source community, even from someone as big as M$
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Yeah, originally it was a xbox 1 replacement os
which I used extensively back in the day
Nice to see how polished the software has gotten
Which, apparently is still receiving updates and support:
14:28
Woah XBMC is a fork from a closed source root?
I always thought it was just homebrew
I remember you needed the Microsoft XDK to compile it back when I used it
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It is based off MPlayer actually
Well of course
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it started as an MPlayer fork, and was created to be a xbox 1 replacement
Lol why would anyone write a new video decoder
Except icy
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Well, shotgun was wrong.. it was homebrew.
14:30
Ah OK I thought so but I've never looked so far into it
I miss the homebrew scene
Seems like that died after original Xbox and PSP
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Yeah, we are moving towards locked down systems, and store fronts
It kinda died after the DMCA
I think
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which is probably why most devices don't have SD card slots now... they want to detach people from data.
The "we tell you how to use our device" mentality... what pisses me off, is when they try to change the law so that you are not allowed to alter a device you fucken purchased.
I stopped buying consoles after the PSP for that reason
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Do you want the 16GB model? or spend 150$ more for the 32GB model (Same specs, just 16GB extra storage).
Please note, that 128GB SD cards are like 50$
But nooooo, please.... make me pay an arm and a leg for those extra 16GB
ALSO, 16GB model -- Then the OS takes up friggen 4GB of that space.
14:45
im I'm about to rip the screen off my android and stomp the body frantically until iI pass out
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Look at the damn samsung POS
using 50% of the advertised storage space
The software is so bad
Sooooooo bad
So fucking bad :( Jesus Christ its so bad
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which one?
Google, what the fuck? How can you let your name touch this
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nexus 4?
14:47
@Jon every android I've tried after 2.2
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kit kat looks pretty awesome
I use a hardware keyboard though
So that's my main issue
Even with auto correct off and predictive typing off, and everything off
There's just bugs to the core
Usually if I try to delete any letters, it skips the cursor to the end of my block of text, deletes a random set of spaces between unrelated words, and deletes a rando. 2
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The new phone app automatically prioritizes your contacts based on the people you talk to the most.
Motherfucking
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Great, my mom is gonna be at the top of my list.
14:49
Adding random punctuation, stupid bullshit
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lol, well get rid of that lame keyboard
I mean, I accidentally pressed OK I guess, so it adds ". 2" And presses enter
That's the opposite corner of the keyboard why the fuck
Randomly entire words being dropped onto my buffer that I typed earlier
aaaahhh sorry lol
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she smashed it pretty good... touchscreen is way off now
oh well, can't be as bad as my girlfriend's phone
I could literally rip layers of skin off developers throats with my fingers until I reach their jugular veins
I would gain health benefits from the mood lift and stress relief
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literally?
14:54
Lol why does everyone crack their iPhone
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destroyed...
i dunno, she ordered a purple case she's most likely going to destroy within the next week or so
Yeah that's pretty mutilated but looks like It might still be usable
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naw... touchscreen doesn't work right anymore
probably busted a few capacitive sensors or whatchamacallems
I think the iPhone upgraded to optical sensors
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this is the 4s
14:56
,Sorry lol
BTW, I tried to delete that comma about. Times before giving up
Also I typed the number 8
And it decided to replace it with period space capital
If that's not a bug, then some retarded fucks are working on android
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lol
Its fully reproducible test. Tes. Tes. Test88
I typed "test 8te. 8
Fuckit I can't even explain what I typed without triggering it
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I think you can reset the autocorrect cache
it auto-learns based on your habits
I did, its cleared and turned off
And predictive typing is off
It only happens with the hardware keyboard
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ah
14:59
Its..... gay
Gets exponentially worse with each update
Two teams forgot about each other
Sorry
/rant
NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY @MickLH
*rainbow rage
Blue I didntr mean it in the context of "gaymosexual" I meant it as short for "gaytarded"
but saying gaytarded is like saying blacktarded or jewishtarded.
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what is a remosexual anyways?
ok, i'm hungry
15:07
my prof went for some tour at MIT. since he cannot physically be here, he decided to use IRC as class time instead.
Man that's black gold
I'm gonna have to use "blacktarded" somehow
It sounds like a ghetto-encoded phrase to explain a party that white people will not enjoy
@Grey
*incoming black rage
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the word already exists
You could tell it was getting late and Liz was becoming blacktarded when she wrote ' drop the philasiapino, u be too hizzot for thizzat shizznat.. ya hurd?
lel
well very education chat.
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anyone here know what donair meat is/
15:21
Doner kebab meat
Beef + Spices. No?
Doner kebab (, ; Turkish: döner or döner kebap, ) is a Turkish dish made of meat cooked on a vertical rotisserie, normally lamb but also a mixture of veal or beef with these, or sometimes chicken. The dish is also widely known by its Arabic name "shawarma" or the Greek name "gyros". The sliced meat of a Doner kebab may be served wrapped in a flatbread such as lavash or pita or as a sandwich instead of being served on a plate. It is a common fast food item not only in Turkey but also in the Middle East, Europe, Australia and the United States. Seasoned meat in the shape of an inverted...
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Yup
Great, now I want to eat shoarma, THANKS GUYS
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I thought everyone knew what this was... but apparently it is not sold anywhere in canada except for the atlantic region
15:22
What? There's one on every corner in Calgary (Canada)
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ah ok
I was told it wasn't sold elsewhere
It's sold pretty much everywhere in holland
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A variation known as "donair" was introduced in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in the early 1970s.
ah, ok... so apparently it is a variation of doner
:O I just had shawarma
According to the wikiz it is simply an alternative spelling
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15:25
well, i'm gonna go get a donair right now
LIke around here, you can get donair pizzas, and a donair is the donair meat served on a pita, with lettuce, tomatoes, and donair sauce
and onions and stuff
Jup, same here
Also we have this:
> A new form of serving, called a "kapsalon", is increasing in popularity from the day it was invented in 2003. It is a metal tray filled with French fries with a layer of doner (sometimes a layer of sauce) over them, topped by a layer of young cheese. This goes into the oven until the cheese melts. Then a freshly sliced salad is put on top of that. The kapsalon is finished with a large amount of garlic sauce and a bit of sambal. The name kapsalon is the Dutch word for a hairdresser's salon.
Dominoes Pizza (a large pizza chain where I'm from) has the option of Donair Meat on your pizza
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lol
sounsd like a poutine on drugs
imagines a poutine pizza
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there is this potato pizza at boston pizza.. man its good
15:29
@Jon Pretty much except replace gravy with doner meat
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ok, i gotta go eat, so hungry, bbl
YOU'RE ALL MAKING ME HUNGRY =[
hmm, what if you made a "pizza" crust out of potato, used gravy as sauce, then cheese curds on top?
meh
basically poutine in a different shape, :/
Ooh, also the kapsalon thing isn't like poutine, it's cheese not cheese curds
yeah, it sounds slightly different
heh, just checked. The poutine shop in my area has the option of donair meat too
15:37
I have to make a massive design decision
Should the runtime be responsible for evaluating function calls and passing the return values to the next expression down the chain
@MickLH Make it pink
Or should the runtime pass the function call expressions themself around, and let the final API evaluate it if necessary
I think I need to load up the bong and go sit outside and think about this one lol
16:00
Man, I must be thick or something, I just realized that the Adidas logo is a foot
Are you sure?
I never noticed that before...
It's gatta be a foot
foot confirmed
But at least I'm not the only one that didn't see it
It's not a foot it's the world trade center towers playing that game where you pretend you're walking down stairs when someone is on the other side of a window from you
@KevinvanderVelden where do you live?
@Grey wow grey did u make that one as well?
very sweet avatar.
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I don't see a damn foot
Do you see a hallow foot?
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i see 4 a's
16:14
@BlueBug Haha I'm no good at vector art :<
Found it online.
@Jon xD
whips out photoshop
@Tyyppi_77 do you have a traffic tracker, installed in your house?
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the bosses for my game
lol brain you silly fuck, that's not what you're seeing
Would a first person shooter, where you play a parkour enabled paparazzo be fun?
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16:17
lol, reminded me of a game, holdon
only if you get extra points for causing your target to have a car accident, and getting footage of it
I mean pokemon snap already happened
Gotta bring something fresh
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I can't find it... ugh
its a game where you run around naked, and have to jump in front of tourists taking pictures
the more your junk is centered in the picture they took the higher your score
Did you just repost the exact same image Mr McDonald? :P
Extreme Photobombing?
@William'MindWorX'Mariager Yes, but I don't know how
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16:20
I can't find it wein..
Man I've gotta stop procrastinating and take those bong hits already, bbl guys!
@JohnMcDonald Magic :P
/me is awesome at art
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I really wish I could find this game for you guys
@JohnMcDonald I guess you just didn't save
16:21
@Jon What's the game about?
@Jon oh, nm
silly
Hmm, so I guess advertizing before the jam = more entries + more votes post-jam?
@JohnMcDonald yep, I just missed the jam
and this one was the first one that I actually had time to participate :|
;(
Yeah, nobody knew about it really
I didn't even know about it until it had already started
That's unfortunate
let us all hate @Alex for this
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entertainment redefined.
Messed up
16:37
has anyone had there adsense account disabled before?
What did you do?
my wife was testing my game and clicked on the ads a few too many times :(
Ouch
They are quite paranoid about the correct usage
They will disable it too if you accidentally put the ads in wrong website
Also if you use analytics in wrong website
I did an appeal but i am still waiting
I am using Admob
I'm assuming if i create a new account they will just disable that one as well
16:41
Very likely
You are only allowed to have one account
sigh this is depressing
A new company would be able to get one tho
@Jon wat
as in a certified company?
Yes
Well, possibly should be able to
They usually catch dupes on first payment
Then it becomes a fraud thing, unfortunately, google has no customer support unless you are a relatively big company.
you usually get treated a bit better if you have an adwords account also
16:43
argh i didn't even get paid; why can't they just zero out my account and give me another chance
i had made like $8
Because the clicks are fraudulent, and invalid activity is a risk
I understand that, sigh
@erebel55 If they did that, they'd basically just allow infinite retries for people trying to cheat the system. :)
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Also, would piss off people that have money in their account and did nothing wrong.
Not to mention the advertisers wouldnt' be happy
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16:49
Nor would the people buying clicks
right, i don't want infinite retries
just one
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I got random checked once, as I was travelling with an asian
never realized minorities got a free dick rub with every flight.
17:17
Okay guys so I messed around with a dither shader
and I need you professional opinions
What do you think
@Grey not a fan
Really? :(
@GNOMESLICE REALLY REALLY?
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looks like you have to go down
@jon we cant be friends anymore becuz of dat pun doe
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don't be going full blacktard on me
@Grey what does Down have to do with volcanos
DITHERING EVERYWHERE
y u dithering
not sure
4294967296 different colours is not enough?
17:27
@Lasse NO
Then you should try 10bit color components
or 16bit
But it's hard to find a display that supports them
@Grey I'd much rather you just went with flat colour shading, like it looks in the thumbnail
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dithering is kinda lame if you ask me
the technique was used when color palettes were very limited
GTA2 used it with 16bit colors
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When Tube TVs were popular also
Dithering would appear smooth..
17:39
yeah that too
ugh i'm so pissed, i'm done using google
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LOL, you fool
you don't use google, google uses you.
damn google thinks it rules the world
i'm tired of it
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complaining about google, is like farting in a windstorm
lol
well i've always liked google until now
17:47
If enough people starts doing it it starts to smell like fart
And nobody likes farts
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if everyone farted in a windstorm at the same time, it would more than likely turn into a fartstorm
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and if someone were to try sucking a cigarette , it could be lethal for everyone involved.
"sucking a fag in a fartstorm could be lethal"
17:53
hello alex
it was rainy and cold today so I took the chance to walk around for a while
well, for almost 4 hours lol
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Man... our network needs a serious upgrade... christ.
dat speed
dude, post that on EA's forums
they'll pay you billions to allow them to make NFS: Jon's Internet Connection
@Jon my is worse
worse than almost 400ms ping?
17:55
> There never is any confession, so personally I think it is some made up romantic bullshit.
In reality it has been like this: I meet some chick, then we hang out, have a one night stand and all other normal recreational stuff. Usually it ends there unlike that one time when we thought that it might be fun to live together. There is no specific point in time when suddenly there is a confession... fuck, if you need to confess, then it means that your partner is clueless about your feelings (another anime cliche). Otherwise it just goes gradually into a relationship over time until you reach
That ping has to suck :P
place an age tag on this guy
if you need more samples, I can give more
what guy
the guy who wrote that
as I said, if you want more samples, I can throw in some more
there's plenty about love & relationships and I think I can find more about religions

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