The Screening Room

Himarm

21:00

@Axelrod you said blow up sex doll

i made a thats what she said joke

Axelrod

@Himarm I could have mentioned female marital aids.

Capy Stenchbeast

STOP

Axelrod

@CapyStenchbeast Move it all to trash, we're done reminiscing.

Napoleon Wilson

Yeah, anyway, I know nothing of the sort. I'm fine with both you guys, but I'd also opt (on everyone's behalf) to not elaborate discussions about any possible CM scoldings further, here or anywhere.

Himarm

/nods pardon all

Axelrod

21:01

@NapoleonWilson So be it.

@CapyStenchbeast And for the time being she isn't, but I like your company more than I dislike hers.

steelerfan

@Himarm Is it 5:00 where you live? Or, are you starting the party early today? ;)

Axelrod

Friends of friends aren't friends unless they're friends.

steelerfan

@Axelrod That just gave me a headache.

Himarm

@steelerfan hrm? not drunk its only 3 here im working!

Axelrod

@steelerfan It's worse on this end.

steelerfan

21:04

@Himarm I don't know if I have ever chatted with you when you're sober. ;)

user139252

It's 1 here, I'm at work, and I wish I didn't have to be sober...

steelerfan

@HeatherBrown Hey, 1 pm here too :)

user139252

I've been subbing over three pre-calc classes today... I can't take anymore math.

steelerfan

I can't ever take math. I have a horrible time with math.

Axelrod

@HeatherBrown In California with a pre calc class? You must not be anywhere near a major city, unless it's a private school.

Himarm

21:07

@steelerfan i work 8-5 m-f central US, im drunk typically 6pm-2 AM f-S, and 4-11pm Sun

user139252

@Axelrod It's a public charter school about 2 hours from LA

steelerfan

@Himarm OMG, you really crack me up. You and your wife don't have children do you?

Himarm

@steelerfan only 25, saving that for the 30's

Capy Stenchbeast

steelerfan

@Himarm Good plan!

user139252

21:10

@Himarm I'm only 24, I'm beating you in life!

Himarm

i made poor life choices and wracked up more then the national average on student loans, no time for kids

Axelrod

@HeatherBrown 2 hours from LA can mean anything.

@Himarm The loans will sort themselves out as long as you keep working and put in more than what's required.

user139252

@Himarm 24, started college at 16, three bachelor's degrees, one kid, divorced, 4 classes away from a Master's in Education, and 0 debt :D

Axelrod

@Himarm Kids should be the result of a loving relationship, not a life goal.

steelerfan

@Himarm Well, at least you guys are smart enough to wait until you're ready. Some people just jump into it with out understanding the commitment it takes.

Himarm

21:13

@Axelrod result of a responsible loving relationship. my wife is also a type 1 diabetic, so we can never have unplanned children, she has to be cleared after 2ish years of intesive control of her diabetes before her doctor will ok it

shes about as high risk as it comes

to still risk it

Napoleon Wilson

@steelerfan Did you ever want some and it was only "life" that got between it, or didn't you even intend children when you were married?

Axelrod

@Himarm That. blows. Have you looked into the latest in artificial pancreases? We're almost ready for a permanent implant.

Himarm

their still 10 years or more away from actually going out to the public

we might see a few trail cases in the US

but for mainstream use its still years away

Axelrod

But there may be a list to get on as a subject.

steelerfan

@NapoleonWilson No, I never really wanted children. My husband did later on, we were in the process of talking about it, but it never happened. I kinda wish that it would have now, so my Father in law could have a grandchild.

Himarm

21:16

the more promising work is they think they found a way to cure the auto immune disease. and then a simple T cell transplant

Axelrod

The government is fine with people not having fingers when we've had a solution for a decade, but that doesn't mean there aren't peole getting them back in tests now.

Catija

@steelerfan you weren't by chance thinking of our Matt... he just got married and moved in with his new wife.

Axelrod

@Himarm Well yeah, but then we won't have cyborgs.

steelerfan

@Catija You're right. I think that's who I was thinking of.

Catija

@steelerfan :D I thought it may have been but I didn't say anything earlier because I was focused on the engaged part.

steelerfan

21:20

@Catija Ha! Which part? Capy being engaged to a goat or a real woman? ;)

Napoleon Wilson

@CapyStenchbeast Bored by all the serious life issues? ;-)

Capy Stenchbeast

I'm in a bunch of different conversations at the moment, so I figured a monkey selfie was called for.

steelerfan

@CapyStenchbeast Please don't get yourself into any trouble.

Catija

@steelerfan Dunno. I wasn't there for the goat convo but I was pretty sure that the only relationship I'd heard Capy talk about was his dog, parents... I think a niece?

Capy Stenchbeast

I won't. I'm being a good girl.

steelerfan

21:24

@Catija Yeah. Capy and I are kinda the same. We don't have kids of our own, but we adore our nieces and nephews, we live alone with our dogs. I don't proclaim to be engaged to a goat. That's where I draw the line :)

Catija

@steelerfan but you were previously married. :P I don't have any siblings... Andy's sister (in Ohio) has a one-year-old... but we don't see them much.

Napoleon Wilson

And now I've scared everyone. No worries, diebetes, children and education are still fine! ;-)

steelerfan

@Catija Yes. I was I forgot Capy wasn't married before.

@NapoleonWilson You haven't scared anyone. Himarm usually loves talking about his wife.

@Catija No siblings? Who did you play with?

Capy Stenchbeast

Axelrod

Having trouble not going all out here.

Napoleon Wilson

21:30

@steelerfan Oh, you have a dog, too? But cat's are so much cooler! ;-(

steelerfan

@CapyStenchbeast awwww, that's so sweet that you love your fiancee so much that you are showing us her picture.

Catija

@steelerfan my toes.... There were like... two boys in my neighborhood.... that's about it. Mostly I played games that stimulated my brain and taught me stuff that is ... "useful"? I also had building toys like Legos and I read a lot of books.

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steelerfan

@NapoleonWilson Yeah, I recently got a Doberman. My sister was bugging me because she doesn't like me being up here alone. If I could get a watchcat maybe :)

Himarm

@steelerfan get a kitten, they dont disapoint

steelerfan

@Himarm I can only handle one pet at a time.

Napoleon Wilson

21:33

@steelerfan Depends on the race of the cat, I guess. Maybe a bengal for the Bengals fan, that'd make for a pretty good watchcat.

steelerfan

@NapoleonWilson NEVER!!! :)

Napoleon Wilson

@steelerfan No worries, with a kitten and a doberman, that'd shortly be one pet again.

Himarm

yeah hte doberman would be dead

steelerfan

This dog is my first pet. I have never had one before. My dog is very cool though. He is very intimidating.

@NapoleonWilson LOL!

Himarm

this is jinx kitten, notice the crumbs on her chin

i call it her food chin

Axelrod

21:37

If your doberman attacks family members, you're in for pain. There won't even be a little kid to cry for it when you do a reinactment of old yeller.

@Himarm She is beautiful.

steelerfan

Doberman are actually very docile and loyal. They are protective of their master. They wouldn't attack unless provoked.

That's why I chose that particular breed.

Axelrod

@steelerfan All dogs are all things depending on how you raise them.

Whereas all cats are different regardless of how you raise them. Which I like.

steelerfan

Levon has been around my family and friends and has been great.

Axelrod

My favorite are Rottweilers.

Big cuddle dogs.

Dobbies are awesome, but I find them too skinny to use as a pillow.

Dobies.

steelerfan

@Axelrod He is a protecor and companion.

Time to go to the pool. See you all later:)

Movie Reel

21:56

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Q: Netflix Local Content

I am living in Belgium and i am interested in subscribing for Netflix. I learned that US subscribers have more content that any other. So I was thinking that: -- Can I access the US content if i ask someone in the US to create an account there for me and pay monthly ? Or is the content decided o...

netflix

Axelrod

@Himarm That doesn't seem all that different from the southern side.

Movie Reel

22:27

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Q: Why would Martin Scorsese use a dummy?

In the opening scene of Casino (1995), Sam Rothstein gets into his car and is blown up. In the second of the detonation, you can clearly see that DeNiro has been replaced with a dummy. While some could claim that this was just a bad cut, to anyone who knows Scorsese, this seems highly unlikely. ...

effects martin-scorsese

Capy Stenchbeast

22:49

Dear Europe,
Please let me come live there forever.
Sincerely,
Me.

Axelrod

Why?

Capy Stenchbeast

Because I'm terrified and fed up.

And the food is better.

Axelrod

They're terrified and fed up too, but their news likes to hide that, whereas our news likes to stress that.

And the food part is subjective, but lore has it they have the best and the worst countries for food.

Capy Stenchbeast

I've been to mainland Europe, and lived in Ireland. I'd like to live in Ireland permanently.

I like bangers.

And tacos.

Axelrod

Sausages are more of a reason to move to Germany than Ireland, but I feel you.

Capy Stenchbeast

23:05

Beby plutopots, apropos of nothing.

Axelrod

Platypi.

Catija

@CapyStenchbeast Cute things require no connection to the conversation at hand.

They sort of look like they're tiny hippos...

Capy Stenchbeast

@Axelrod Plutopots.

I have decided that the plural of platypus is plutopots.

Axelrod

@CapyStenchbeast Duck billed venomous egg-laying otters.

Catija

@Axelrod with oversized, squished-flat tails

Capy Stenchbeast

23:08

@Axelrod And they sweat milk.

Catija

0

Q: What does max 2 MiB mean?

When I click the button to add an image to stackexchange websites, it says "max 2 MiB" What does that mean? Is it an amount of megabits? Whats the max amount I can upload (in megabits)?

support

Seriously? WTF... what's wrong with the sizes we already have.

Max 2 Men in Black, though... my first thought.

Axelrod

Forgot about that. Duck billed venomous egg-laying beavers.

Catija

My high school mascot was the beaver...

Clearly someone didn't think that through all the way.

Capy Stenchbeast

Catija

Ugh, gotta go. Toodles all.

Axelrod

23:16

@CapyStenchbeast What is that, some sort of vole?

Capy Stenchbeast

Streaked tenrec.

Axelrod

Ooh, I've only seen the commons.

Catija

Half vole, half bumble bee.

Axelrod

Also venomous!

Movie Reel

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Q: When was Morgana at the bottom of a well?

I have watched all the way until Season 5 Episode 6. Since this episode I've seen two references to Morgana being chain to a wall, at the bottom of the dwell. With her dragon. I saw this once in a nightmare she had, which I guess was a memory. Then again she mentioned in this episode. Never o...

action fantasy

Axelrod

23:22

Fossa (animal)

The fossa (/ˈfɒsə/ or /ˈfuːsə/; Malagasy [ˈfusə̥]; Cryptoprocta ferox) is a cat-like, carnivorous mammal endemic to Madagascar. It is a member of the Eupleridae, a family of carnivorans closely related to the mongoose family (Herpestidae). Its classification has been controversial because its physical traits resemble those of cats, yet other traits suggest a close relationship with viverrids (most civets and their relatives). Its classification, along with that of the other Malagasy carnivores, influenced hypotheses about how many times mammalian carnivores have colonized Madagascar. With genetic...

I mixed up the tenrec and solenodon

Mike Edenfield

i made a merlin tag but it needs someone better than me to approve the wiki

Capy Stenchbeast

23:39

Capy Stenchbeast

23:58

New spot for The Force Awakens

Featuring a stormtrooper somehow parrying blows from a lightsaber.

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