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Paul White
Paul White
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mustaccio
mustaccio
Yeah Duck will do that to you (generic you, not you Mr. White)
Paul White
Paul White
00:21
The only complete tool for auditing is Profiler
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling That's disappointing
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
00:41
@mustaccio why don’t you want to join the SQL best friends club
@PaulWhite yeah, that would have been a nice trophy
mustaccio
mustaccio
01:08
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling In Soviet Russia, SQL friends you
and then you explode
it's for the best, obviously
 
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Paul White
Paul White
09:29
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Josh Darnell
Josh Darnell
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@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Whoa, some of those are really cool.
 
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Hannah Vernon
Hannah Vernon
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That was a bit of dance
Josh Darnell
Josh Darnell
15:53
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My 10th 2-guess win 😅
 
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
17:53
i asked three different llms to translate a plan cache query to a query store query and they all did dismally
i'm starting to have reservations!
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
18:46
> [Expanded Information]
Error code: 0x3000008
Extended error code: 0x0
o good
Sean Gallardy
Sean Gallardy
uhhh where'd that come from?
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
connecting to an azure vm
Sean Gallardy
Sean Gallardy
> PROXY_ERR_TRANSPORTFAILURE
I don't know if the hresult is overloaded or not
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
i'll just wait 30 minutes and try again
working at the speed of the cloud is fun
Sean Gallardy
Sean Gallardy
I've been told it's much faster, flexible, and in every way betterer than anything on prem.
Those people wouldn't lie to me, would they?
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
18:57
certainly not
unimpeachable character
i may have another ag person for you
Sean Gallardy
Sean Gallardy
You just love AGs!
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
lost souls
John K. N.
John K. N.
19:31
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mustaccio
mustaccio
19:43
this ^ is very pretty
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
19:56
Does anyone know anyone looking for angular and .net consulting work?
Zikato
Zikato
20:07
Sounds like you're fishing for it
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Vérace
Vérace
A chairde - Morning all!
Is there a badge for questions that are unbelievably light-years beyond scope for this forum? If so, this question would win it, hands-down!
@HannahVernon but not a line dance! :-)
John K. N.
John K. N.
20:51
@mustaccio why?
@JoshDarnell congrats
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
> Database [tempdb] has auto-update-stats disabled
well then
every temp table is a table variable now
mustaccio
mustaccio
@JohnK.N. That's a very DBA question to ask. Probably offtopic here. Ask on main.
Paul White
Paul White
21:19
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Well, you can't create statistics manually on a table variable and indexes on them don't get stats either
It's a bold configuration choice though for sure
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
@PaulWhite correct! i just didn't have a more precise joke to follow up with.
the transcript is saved though
Paul White
Paul White
It's an interesting choice. How's it working out for everyone and everything that uses temporary tables, including system procedures?
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
not good if you're calling me
Paul White
Paul White
This is true
It's really unusual. I don't think I've encountered that more than half a dozen times ever
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
21:42
people calling me?
Paul White
Paul White
Ha ha ha
Idea: an AI copilot that answers simple questions directly but responds to anything even moderately advanced with your contact details and something about Reasonable R8s
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
21:58
It would tie in well to MemeDB
Zikato
Zikato
I've setup a healthcheck.io for Erik. @ErikReasonableRatesDarling can you please visit this URL once every 24 hours to let me know you're ok?

https://hc-ping.com/25fafd78-e190-4ea3-8d0e-0269573cfd46
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Could you be any more callous and lazy
Zikato
Zikato
yes
Do you mean I should lower it to once every 12h?
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
I am not an agent job! I am a man!
Zikato
Zikato
If you could hook me up to your vitals, that would be grand
Paul White
Paul White
22:04
Narrator: Erik was in fact replaced by an agent job shortly afterwards
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Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
22:21
I hope it runs on a reasonable schedule
Peter Vandivier
Peter Vandivier
@Zikato typical DBA, setting up a data endpoint without regard to app tier auth
Paul White
Paul White
Microsoft replaced first line support with 30 day scheduled Agent jobs some years ago
Zikato
Zikato
22:49
@PeterVandivier Erik's health is no laughing matter and I expect everyone not to misuse this
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Peter Vandivier
Peter Vandivier
23:17
✋ scout's honour
with a "u" so you know it's legit
Sean Gallardy
Sean Gallardy
That's what makes it sus
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
Erik Reasonable Rates Darling
23:36
I came to the same conclusion yesterday

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