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Head cheese (Dutch: hoofdkaas) or brawn is a meat jelly or terrine made of meat. Somewhat similar to a jellied meatloaf, it is made with flesh from the head of a calf or pig (less commonly a sheep or cow), typically set in aspic. It is usually eaten cold, at room temperature, or in a sandwich. Despite its name, the dish is not a cheese and contains no dairy products. The parts of the head used vary, and may include the tongue but do not commonly include the brain, eyes or ears. Trimmings from more commonly eaten cuts of pork and veal are often used, and sometimes the feet and heart, with gelatin...
 
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A chairde - Morning all!
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08:40
Fromage de tête - this is very unsettling - the word "groin" in French apparently means(1) "snout" - one wouldn't want to mix up one's languages! (1) I did not know this before today! I knew that the French for groin is "aine" (nf - pron. "nnnn" - long "n") - unfortunate for Irish girls whose name is "Áine" - (pron. Awh-ñeh).
"Groin" is also the French for "oink" - which I did know!
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@I'll look out for it la prochaine fois que je suis en France! Did you taste it? C'était bon?
@Zikato Separated at birth?
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@Zikato she is a tender soul~
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@JoshDarnell That phrase sounds familiar. Where's it from?
22:18
r u seeking an answer
 
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23:24
Yes
hopefully your seek is a seek and not not a seek
or 63 seeks
Did you make any progress with your parameter thing
@PaulWhite when is a gift not a gift?
i haven't been back to it, no response yet from the developers
How frustrating
@PeterVandivier When it's a horse?
23:29
when it's a dune
This guy gets it
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Wouldn't it be funny if it was the persisted UDF in the indexed view
Or the NOEXPAND hints
Wtf is a persisted UDF?
Sounds sinful
Take a wild guess
Or the most straightforward literal one
A local var?
or are we not doing euphemisms
23:34
A computed column referencing a scalar function that's persisted
cc AS dbo.F() PERSISTED
@PaulWhite the persisted udf is in the table. the indexed view is to avoid the udf in the table. but somewhat ironically needs the maxdop 1 hint because the parallel plan is el disastero.
or rather the computed column udf, i don't think it's persisted in the table
unless i'm forgetting some detail entirely and the udf column is also in the indexed view
stranger things have happened
Do you feel like you clarified anything there
no but i sure did some typing
23:38
gj then!
never had one lesson 🪈
Remarkable natural talent
well spoken, clean cut
Have you considered applying extra tariffs to clients
yes but i don't know who to pass the savings onto
23:41
Wife & kids perhaps
they've enough benefit from my endowments
Unless you fired them already
just might. bunch of white chicks. not a very diverse bunch.
Sounds problematic
Have you considered renaming them arbitrarily
that's one way to annoy them
23:46
After all, that level of financial sponsorship ought to include naming rights
every sunday i greet them with "hello, ribs", to honor biblical genesis
Very considerate
Spare ribs every Sunday. A tradition
another endowment
astonishing in this economy

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