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01:34
@Zane Is the file to be loaded already in key sequence? SQL Server for one has optimisations for this. bcp and BULK INSERT have the ORDER(column [,...n]) directive.
02:02
If the news rows are spread throughout the key range the page splits may become expensive. If there are many non-clustered indexes the DROP could, itself, be expensive.
If the table's empty to start with I would imagine a post-load CREATE would be better than the on-going checks and maintenance during load. Same sort of expense as a REBUILD I'd guess.
 
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05:24
@MichaelGreen Fascinating! A little disappointing too, because I actually expected a voice at the end to say, "Back to your normal programming" :)
 
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09:53
Erland is presenting at SQLBits this year: sqlbits.com/Sessions/Event15/Dynamic_Search_Conditions
Silver and Bronze sponsors seem difficult to find these days.
There's a new one in June in London now insidesql.co.uk/schedule
10:13
@JamesLupolt That's a must
10:24
@AndriyM heh, you persuaded both of them to delete their answers
nice job :)
10:50
@dezso Well, what can I say... They should have known better :D
Seriously, though, the problem is rather interesting, although not very useful in itself
But then exercises rarely are
Shame the OP didn't choose to invest more effort.
11:49
@PaulWhite Not sure if that question is a great fit for dba any more now that I've answered. Might be better suited for serverfault or stackoverflow
@TomV Seems happy enough here to me.
12:06
Since I always lose my headphones or forget them somewhere I ordered 25 for 20€. I'm truly surprised with the quality they are
12:24
@TomV headphones or earphones?
@dezso the in-ear kind
@TomV could share a link?
12:42
Anyone in London going to the SQL Supper event tonight?
@MarkSinkinson not me
From their sessions
> Peter Moore was an SQL Server developer of several years' experience prior to accepting a three-month assignment working on a financial system for the Iraqi government. He returned home two and a half years later, having been held hostage by an Iraqi militia for 946 days.
I guess that wasn't in the job description
@TomV Yeah, that's the one tonight.
Sounds interesting
Yes I would love to hear that story
@TomV Although maths is clearly not someone's strong point...
13:13
@MarkSinkinson Thought about it, but I think there's a video of his talk online that I've seen somewhere.
I was under the impression that he was an Oracle developer
A acquaintance turned down a contract as a DBA for the new central bank in Libya shortly after Gaddafi was overthrown. Probably a good decision in retrospect
@JamesLupolt Yeah, The Register has one on Youtube
Crazy people going to work in those areas. I imagine the pay must be astronomical
13:31
Hasn't this been asked recently?
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Q: Galera won`t start

Roman BogachevMariaDB 10.1. I have 3 nodes: KVM-1 wsrep_on=ON binlog_format=ROW default_storage_engine=InnoDB innodb_autoinc_lock_mode=2 innodb_locks_unsafe_for_binlog=1 query_cache_size=0 query_cache_type=0 innodb_log_file_size=100M innodb_file_per_table innodb_flush_log_at_trx_commit=2 wsrep_provider=/usr...

Can't find it, may have been deleted. But the list of KVM-1, -2 etc. looks familiar
 
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15:21
@TomV for that price who cares if you lose a couple a week!
15:46
@TomV You can have a different colour for each day of the week!
We've carved out an area in a Vertica database for our analysts to play around in, and one thing I'd like to empower them to do on their own is import files as tables and do other very basic data import/export and updates.

I'm looking for a GUI tool that's accessible to the non-expert database user. Does anyone have any recommendations? I see that [DbVis](http://www.dbvis.com/doc/vertica-database-features/) offers the basic table import/export I'm looking for. I wonder if anyone here has used it or similar tools.
16:26
@NickChammas @Kermit might be the only regular (who's been somewhat irregular recently) to have something to suggest.
17:03
how does one strikethrough in chat?
---text---
will become text
@swasheck what bluefeet said. But doens't work if you have Ctl-Enters, as all markup.
is it even possible to use SSIS with Oracle? dba.stackexchange.com/q/133699/72091
I always assumed it was a SQL Server specific tool
@AndriyM I think any tool that can connect via JDBC should be usable. Doesn't have to be made specifically for Vertica.
@Erik SSIS has connectors to all kinds of data sources and sinks, I believe.
17:18
@NickChammas yep, for instance you could use it to connect to Outlook.
@MaxVernon Wow.
SSIS, the IFTTT of the Enterprise™.
> IFTTT connects the apps you love
i hate outlook so i guess not
17:43
@NickChammas @MaxVernon Interesting thanks
@Erik There are two sets of connectors for Oracle, the slow ones and the fast ones (attunity). Beyond that, I can't say much about it as I have dodged the Oracle bullet for all of my SSIS work
@billinkc Well so far I've managed to dodge the SSIS bullet. :)
That is great that they've created a tool that is powerful, and flexible enough to be used with so many different data sources. One day I'm sure I'll end up biting the bullet and learn it.
18:08
People are voting to migrate this to SO. It's off-topic here but I think it's also rubbish in terms of quality:
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Q: wamp server/ mysql

MkaligraphicsI Have a problem of Undefined index: UserId in C:\wamp\www\Ribe\edit_teacher.php on line 74. And my code is: if (isset($_POST['update'])){ $FName = $_POST['FName']; $LName = $_POST['LName']; $Id = $_POST['Id']; $Add = $_POST['Add']; $Bus = $_POST['Bus']; $Phon = $_POST[...

@AndriyM I agree on both accounts.
WTF????? a @gbn sighting???
gbn
gbn
he he
Evening all
sneaky
Hi @gbn!
gbn
gbn
18:13
I've lost COTW's email. Will SMS him
I've been, er, busy
Lordy, still number 3
@gbn What did you expect?
better than being number 2
gbn
gbn
@AndriyM Number 35?
@gbn your reputation precedes you
or something like that
@Lamak not sure the us has much of a shot this evening
18:19
@swasheck is it against guatemala?
yeah. and they just humiliated us.
i think klinsmann has lost the team
@swasheck ah, yeah, friday?
yup, I remember reading about it and it surprised me
we have friends from guate who like to cheer for their national team but never really have much hope and just cheer for the us ... they were beside themselves on friday
18:23
I can imagine
we had a bitter night too
yeah. sorry. my son's a HUGE messi fan so he was thrilled to see the result
@swasheck I'll never forgive you!!
I mean....it doesn't matter at all
@Lamak i'm sure you will. at some point.
@Lamak at least it wasn't brazil ;)
yeah, we have that going on for us
but you're already qualified, right?
18:29
nope
not at all
i thought you won conmebol which was an automatic bid
not to the world cup
<---- ignorant yankee
19:11
@Erik Honestly you should. I see people roll their own whatever for stuff that could easily (and less error-prone/more log-friendly) be done using SSIS
@swasheck Yeah you guys even call a game where you run with the ball in your hands "football"
@TomV we're getting more nuanced now. football vs. futbol
Not only that, the ball isn't even round
@swasheck Shouldn't it be Fußball?
@AndriyM depends on whom you ask. our region would say no
@swasheck Nuanced, you??!?
19:24
as nuanced as a sledgehammer
our calendar table/date dimension has 95 columns. hoh leee carp
@swasheck I mean, they could make it 100 for f**'s sake
srsly
lazy underachieving nincompoops
still, quite some columns
@TomV I'll check it out sooner then. In my mind that was mostly a bulk loader tool, but I'm probably wrong.
@Erik It has it's quirks, but as a workflow like driven data manipulation thing it's OK
19:33
@TomV alright I'll give it a chance.
19:46
what if i ride? what if you walk?
Maybe you're crazy in the head, baby :)
nobody puts baby in the corner
Nobody tells you what to do, baby
I suppose you were referring to the REM song
i was ... but then you said the thing about baby so then i went dirty dancing
 
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21:26
@NickChammas You can build a dynamic process to do this

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