Morning

morning

It seems to me like BlueLamp82 is learning on the job looking at the order of his questions.

No objections. Just noticed.

Reopen request. Seems to be a legitimate question. Previously closed as duplicate, because one question could be answered by another Q & A.

I just added WITH(NOLOCK) to a query. It was my first time. I feel dirty

So do the reads

@hot

@hot2use I closed it as I thought it was dupe and it answers the 2nd part - Is there better method of altering on blocking than with queues and event notifications?

Hello All

seems like someone got pissed and started Downvotes to my answers :-)

I'm not sure if there is a better method. But, I agree that your answer is a possible solution to the second question.

@Kin Wasn't me - Shaggy

However, I don't agree that the question is exact duplicate. MOO.

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To be honest - there is no need for using queues for what OP is trying to achieve. Just use event notification and be done with iit

@hot2use I am an alumni in Heap :-) .. use to hang out here but in my current job few things are blocked

@Kin Well then welcome back :-)

@hot2use just find the duplicate for the other question, too ;)

@dezso mean :)

@dezso You win, I lose.

Lol.

Can't really watch that at work so I'll just assume it was funny.

@JoeObbish you may not be in here at the moment but I'm going through your blog and there is some great content on here.

Replies with offensive content. Erik is that you?

@TomV I really need a new job so I can start seeing these jokes again.

twitter.com/BrentO/status/1009849496447012864?s=19

I'm sure wells just noticed me typing new job and are going to send me to HR for some sort of brain washing session.

Maybe you get the same message if you open the tweet

@Zane can't you use a second browser with a socks proxy?

I use that for silly firewall rules

@TomV not without getting fired lol

You can fraud a few billion at wells Fargo without being fired

Oh shit their deep packet inspection might have caught me saying that

@TomV weird right?

@TomV lol if they got upset about folks calling them crooks I'd have been fired ages ago.

@TomV Can "Yay!" be offensive?

Ah, no, that's very recent

I'm probably not shown even the notice

Or maybe it's deleted by now

@AndriyM the only one that shows up whe clicking the button says daaaaamn

I see. The notice isn't shown to anonymous viewers then.

Nor is the message or its replies

Maybe the profile they have on me makes them think I'm offended by 'damn'

AI has a long way to go before it can read my mind if so

I was hoping for an Erik yourmom joke when I clicked that

@Zane it's not really funny, it's sad. The whole country is totally fully MAGA, or #StopTrump with a small sliver that realizes that Trump isn't especially worse than Obama, his policies are more similar with the Hillary/Clinton regime, and that's more of the same ole' swamp. Jimmy Dore is probably the best pundit right now when it comes to holding the #StopTrump crew in check for being partisan hacks. I really appreciate that. Gives much needed grounding.

Watching Democrats pretend like deporting Mexicans, or tearing apart families is against their value system -- it's going to be the end of me.

@TomV i don't tweet, so no. heh.

@sp_BlitzErik too bad if you did you could see all of the irrelevant shit I post.

Put your tweeter handle in your profile and you'll become SO famous like ME, dba.stackexchange.com/users/10414/zane

@Zane i tried to sign up for twitter a couple times, but it never gave me the handle i wanted even though it was available. it kept doing weird shit to it.

@sp_BlitzErik one can only hope :)

@ypercubeᵀᴹ i have enough problems without the internet

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