I like coffee a lot

@Lamak What kind of coffee do you drink? I remember having really awful coffee in the company I interned at in Chile.

Jaun Valdez, duh

@billinkc lrn2spell

trolling is best served mispelled

@mmarie Actually, juan valdez is pretty good. I like strong coffee the best, but also enjoy variations

@mmarie And yeah, some people here like some bad bad coffee

All coffee is bad

@MikeFal BLASPHEMY!

leaves >> beans

eats, shoots and leaves

This debate is about to get heated.

i like long island iced tea

@Zane I got a little foamy there, that pun was well executed

@billinkc I also like tea....but I prefer coffee

I thought about using "this debate is about to percolate" but I didn't want to be shunned out of the room.

i like trolling my right-wing friends

> temperature is 68.9 ... average is 50 ... therefore climate change is real

@swasheck you should tell them something about that letter

@Lamak there's a petition ... so i like to remind them of their friends who are traitors

@swasheck I only know what I read about it on the local news, so, not much ;-). Enough to know that it's bad though

@swasheck Is that actually a John Green quote.

@swasheck Also does this mean that you are a fellow NerdFighter?

@Zane not sure. flippantly lifted from a friends facebook page

@swasheck uses facebook, @swasheck uses facebook ♪

@Lamak i dont care what you think as long as it's about me

also ... i had too much coffee this morning so now i'm having a beer to balance the effects

It sounds like something he would say.

and apparently the developers here feel the same way about datatypes and transactions that george bush feels about black people

Sanity check. 3 indexes, same key columns, same order, different includes. Any considerations with consolidating them (aside from test, test, test).

throw in a GUID for good measure ... just to be sure

@KrisGruttemeyer No don't think so. There's no filters or anything right?

Order of includes doesn't matter

@KrisGruttemeyer depending on r/w ratio you can consider data compression

@Zane ... you ever go near NE Minneapolis?

@JNK No filters, these indexes are all in the buff

@swasheck From time to time.

@Zane this is a pretty awesome thing they're doing

yesmagazine.org/new-economy/…

Wow, I missed a fun conversation today, huh?

the database one from earlier?

Yeah - what's the difference between a wheel and a sink?

@AaronBertrand not if you ask @swasheck

it was fun

I got a headache just trying to understand after the fact. I would have blown a gasket if I had been present.

i just blocked the user the last time they showed up. because hayzeus

@swasheck I was tempted

@bluefeet if anyone starred my picture of the kick user ... i was gonna kick 'em

Had I known that (or been present for the ummm conversation)

@AaronBertrand still recovering from your time with the redcoats?

@swasheck no just busy with PASS submissions, I also reorganized my desk to ahem put new monitors onto mounts

new hoops to jump through this year i take it?

The bar keeps moving higher and higher

that's my fear. maybe next year, for me.

This is just plain bonkers. 1Tb of RAM seems like lots, but this? infoq.com/news/2015/03/petabyte-jvms

I should have been an oral surgeon

Or I can't read

that too, @billinkc

@Phil Low latency analytics on market data I guess. Because they can.

@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells indeedy. Mega money involved

Swash, if you're still about-has there been any residual traffic to your posts on ReFS or links to it from other blags?

@billinkc lemme czech

some

@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells @Phil I don't think this part is true: "The virtual memory is generally in the form of memory map files taken from disk. So this introduces a 48 bit limit for the maximum size of an application. Within CentOS that is 256TB, under Windows 192TB. The point really is that memory mappings are not limited to main memory size."

Windows virtual memory management isn't based on "memory mapped files taken from disk," so I'm not sure what that part was supposed to mean

I guess the author is saying it could be paged out, or something. But Windows does have a 48-bit (256 TB) address space now (though each process only sees 2 TB of virt address space AFAIK), so not sure whether the 192 TB limit would be coming from.