@kaptan - please do not think we are "bashing" your question by voting-to-close it. Prior to the question being closed, we provided several answers; all where turned down with "that doesn't work", with no reason why they wouldn't work. Since you have added a fair explanation of why those answers won't work, I will vote-to-reopen your question, in the hopes you may find an answer that
will work. —
Max Vernon 14 secs ago