so i told my three year old today that "Kathleen, we're going get a milkshake at chick-fil-a and she goes "Daddy, you're thinking what I'm thinking - that sounds scrumptious" it was hilarious
Basically it a 90 gm glucose to 100ml of water and heated at 70 degrees. But my real secret ingredient is adding a deep finger scoop of sticky secretion from my snatch.
@rumtscho That's fine, so he should look it up or just leave it alone. Yes, it is funny, but also kind of annoying when you consider his long history of making pointlessly surgical edits to posts that would be better of being nuked from orbit or at least completely rewritten.
Anyway, whatever, it's over and done with, not really that important to me - but if you're going to take advice from other mods, you might want to choose better role models. ;)
Any response to a troll other than complete apathy and obliteration only informs them that you're paying attention to them, that they can get a rise out of you.
Sure, I just hoped to find somebody in the Lounge and when he was the only one who responded and nobody said anything against it, I thought it was the usual policy.
To all members reading this chat/transcript: If you see a spam or troll post from a 1-rep user, don't encourage them by leaving comments or giving them any sort of attention; I wouldn't even downvote. Just flag as spam/offensive and move on.
Although it might be misleading to say that it's my "main" knife - I guess a chef's knife is the most versatile but I use other ones often, especially for paring and boning and sometimes bread.
I know you claim not to be impressed with Global (I'm hardly surprised, given your location ;)) but I bought it before New Year's and it's still holding its edge after heavy use.
And forged as opposed to stamped really helps with the balance, it's important in a big chef's knife.
I don't need much pressure, even when slicing something hard like a raw carrot.
Or potatoes.
Anyway, use whatever brand works for you, I'd definitely suggest going to a store and actually trying it out though. If you don't have anything to cut, at least see how the grip and the overall balance is for you.
From what I've heard, most restaurants use Global knives, although I'm not sure if that's the inexpensive stamped kind or the more expensive forged that I bought.
@rumtscho You'll probably need to go to one that specializes in knives, unless you can find Zwilling everywhere in Germany. Over here, the usual "kitchen supply" stores only have el cheapo knives.
@rumtscho It's weird that they claim that when there is clearly other material in use. I guess they're allowed to exclude the handle when they make that claim. Maybe it's just Global that forges the handles with the blades.
In any case, forged knives are still generally denser than stamped, handle or no handle.
On the subject of knives, I think we need to clean up some of our knife questions... this "knife advice" question seems to have nothing to do with knife care at all, it's just a brand recommendation combined with an unrelated shopping request.
And then we have how do you care for your knives, which has an awful title and a highly-voted accepted answer that seems to have confused sharpening with honing.
I guess that would fix it. But I'd like to see the answers to those two questions merged, preferably with one good canonical answer explaining the whole thing (including the difference between a steel vs. sharpener, what a sharpener does, how often to use it, etc.)
There are too many random "tips" being posted as opposed to one comprehensive care guide.
(Note that I say "being" posted even though that thread is ancient by now - why does so much of our original content have so many problems?)
@rumtscho Sure, that's a good idea; I still think the Q&A needs cleanup because that's where most people will find it first.
Mike Sherov is long gone so IMHO we should just community wiki that answer and start integrating all of the other "tips" - it is highly-voted and accepted, after all, we might as well make it deserving of that honour.
Then merge those two questions and delete the one-liner answers. Thoughts?
I guess I can attempt a massive edit later today if it seems like a lot of work. Personally I'm seeing 3 areas: (1) honing, (2) sharpening, and (3) general care (like keeping it dry).
@rumtscho Absolutely it is, CW means it's a collaborative effort by the community and since we would be integrating several different answers, that essentially makes it a wiki. And we want people to edit that answer if something's missing, not submit a new one.
I can do the dirty work, I suppose. It was just an idea rattling around in my head when I started talking about it 5 minutes ago, but now I think it's pretty clear what needs to be done.
Alright, I've cleaned up the knife care stuff, check it out. I've only deleted the most trivial answers; probably should delete more but we'll see how it goes.
@Aaronut, did you look at this answer from BobMcGee?
@Aaronut, I like the cleanup, but the sharpening should probably be expanded. The links that Bob provide are excellent and comprehensive. I've been sharpening my knifes with that technique ever since (not the mousepad, though)
@GUIJunkie OK, I linked to that answer with some annotations. I really don't want to get into a whole long-winded explanation of sharpening technique because it's not really appropriate for a very basic "how do I avoid @#$%ing up my knives" question.
Canonical answers are the best, but jam in too much information and people just won't read them.
Yes, ceramic knives are the "new thing," but that doesn't make them superior. The problem with ceramic knives is that you can never sharpen them, and, as mentioned in the comments, they may chip. Don't get a ceramic chef's knife or paring knife; the answer to your question is zero.
If you really...
The single most common complaint is apparently exactly what happened to you - they break easily.
Ceramic knives:
cut
get through metal detectors at night clubs
Steel knives:
cut
smash (garlic, ginger...)
pry (potato eyes)
look good
scare burglars
stick to metallic thingies on the wall
don't scratch glass cutting boards (anyone cringing?)
don't snap when thrown dropped.
have zen-like qu...
@rumtscho I don't know about smell, but running obviously does raise your heart rate and blood pressure which, for a lot of people (myself included), leads to ear pressure and tinnitus flare-ups.
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Anatomy
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Oh, it didn't parse the hash properly; go down to "disorders"
But this is partly to this EU regulation which made them restrict the highest possible volume. Now my mp3 player goes to a volume which won't hurt my hearing with the set headphones. With my headphones, it is so silent, that if I listen to it at half volume on a busy street, I hear the cars' motors - and these are sealed in-ears.
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That is a studio monitor. It's a powered reference loudspeaker, not an earphone.
The only types of monitoring devices used for production are those, and monitoring headphones.
Unless you're talking about an IEM, but why would you use that for casual listening?
Oh wait, you did say IEM, I guess I missed that, sorry.
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Because I don't want to wear cans on my head outside
Anyway, the studio cans have a very high resistance, you pretty much need an amplifier for them anyway. Haven't used portable headphones or a portable audio device, for that matter, in a very long time.
Frankly I've never understood why people run outdoors wearing earphones. At a health club on a treadmill, fine, but outdoors it just makes you oblivious to what's going on around you.
I've lost count of the number of times I've nearly run over some idiot listening to music and staring at the ground, crossing the street at a totally inappropriate moment.
People going out in public and being constantly distracted by electronic devices is a pet peeve of mine. If there's really nothing going on, like you're on a long bus ride or something, then fine. But most people seem to take it too far.
I don't listen when biking, because the bicycle lane is partly on the street. But when I am on foot, I don't see a problem. I don't know if you live in a big city with crowded sidewalks, but mine is not so.
Oh, I'm distracted even if I don't have headphones.
When I walk, I think of something. If somebody asks me the time of day, I need 10 seconds of blinking before I gather my thoughts enough to say "sorry, I didn't hear you".