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12:00 AM
Oh, yes!
By the way, do you know the epomis beetle?
 
@derobert come on, we are all too old to be afraid of pedobear.
 
@rumtscho afraid? no, but still creepy… though I guess he's never gone after shrooms. Well, actually, probably has been high on shrooms at some point.
 
Jay
@rumtscho I like pedobear, when he's around, I'm not the dirtiest :)
 
@Jay are you sure?
 
I vote for Jay in that contest.
 
Jay
12:02 AM
:(
 
Thankfully! Finally, we're back off-topic like we should be!
We'd talked about food so much, I was worried we'd become a respectable channel.
 
@derobert I wonder if that ant eating fungus is edible.
 
Can't have that.
@Sobachatina no clue...
 
@derobert That's a decoy so we don't get closed.
 
@rumtscho That can happen if you're off topic for too long?
 
12:04 AM
If that could happen, we'd have been shut down long ago.
 
@Sobachatina are you willing to test it?
 
worst case, we'd just have to reconvene as The Saucepot.
 
@derobert you make your sauce in a pot?
 
@rumtscho what else would you make tomato sauce in?
 
Doesn't sound like refined cuisine.
 
12:05 AM
"reducing chat to its essentials"
 
@Sobachatina LOL
 
@derobert If I was feeling fancy, in a saucepan. But given what I have in the kitchen, in a normal pan.
 
@rumtscho Well, what's the difference? I've seen saucepot and saucepan used pretty much interchangeably ...
I guess saucepan is the right term, probably. Though when I make sauce in an enameled cast-iron dutch oven, not sure if you can call that a saucepan.
 
You're back on cooking!
 
@derobert OK, you are (half) right
Saucepot exists.
 
12:10 AM
If you don't know the epomis beetle and you want to see something intriguing yet revolting, watch this:
 
"Similar to a stockpot in shape, although not as large; has straight sides and two loop handles"
 
It always ends like this with epomis.
 
@rumtscho ah, mine are saucepans then... well, except for the dutch oven.
@Cerberus SILLY FROG, first you must bludgeon your food with a frying pan, then it won't eat you.
 
@derobert Oh, but it will eat you.
 
@Cerberus Sorry, not offtopic enough. It is about food after all.
 
12:14 AM
@rumtscho shakes fist Dammit, failed again.
 
@rumtscho- chat froze up this morning and forced me to log in and I am now forced to concede that you and @rfusca are in fact blue.
 
blue?
 
Their usernames are blue now that they are mods.
It wasn't blue for me afte rthey were made mods because I hadn't logged out and back in.
It is time for me to go. Have a nice evening/night/morning.
 
12:42 AM
@Sobachatina MUWAHAHAHAH
my plan to crash chat worked
 
 
3 hours later…
4:11 AM
@Sob let us know how that pizza dough worked out - with pics if possible
 
 
3 hours later…
7:16 AM
wow, working with KA AP is retardedly easier
 
8:10 AM
if you're up for it, this is an amazing 'project' to do
needs a touch more salt though
the crust is just amazing though
 
8:36 AM
not perfect, but not bad
thats modified from the recipe above though. its still 80% but I adjusted for my sourdough starter instead of poolish
 
 
6 hours later…
2:11 PM
I feel like whipping up a hollandaise tomorrow, and making a fancy salad with it
What would you people suggest to go into the salad?
 
Hi!
Hmm chicken?
White fish?
 
Chicken, for a "fancy" salad?
I was thinking more about fruit, veggies and nuts actually, not meat or fish.
 
Why not?
Oh.
Fruit with Hollandaise?
 
@Cerberus I don't know, chicken+hollandaise or mayonnaise sounds like "sandwich" to me, not like "fancy salad"
 
I suppose it's possible, why not.
 
2:14 PM
mom, boss calls
 
@rumtscho Then what is a fancy salad? People often throw anything they like in a salad here...
 
@rumtscho- your answer about stretching and folding is just slightly incorrect- but in such a way as another answer isn't useful- I would rather you just edited yours.
The stretch and fold method has the same effect as normal kneading but the dough is handled differently.
With normal kneading the dough is turned, folded, and pressed with the hand- this is all but impossible with very wet doughs.
The technique therefore, changes to simply pulling the dough and folding it onto itself, avoiding contact with the hands as much as possible.
So your answer was about the result which is the same but you should add something about the technique which is definitely different.
 
Hmm that sounds accurate, though I haven't read the question.
 
2:29 PM
morning all
 
Good morning.
 
@Sobachatina right, good. I thought I was going nuts.
 
2:44 PM
@rfusca Not vegetables?
 
@Cerberus oh trust me, I already 'went vegetables' ;)
 
Oh, you weren't talking about Rum's salad.
 
lol
 
@rfusca Haha, I see.
Potatoes, too?
 
If she doesn't come back shortly then I'll just have to make another answer afterall. :(
 
2:46 PM
@Sobachatina nod
 
@rfusca- I saw your baguette pic. Nice open texture.
 
@Sobachatina thanks
 
However, it looks like that crust would cut your gums to ribbons. :)
 
it was probably the best result from a super high hydration dough I've ever had
@Sobachatina lol, its very thin
 
@rfusca Oh good.
 
2:49 PM
@rumtscho: ohsheglows.com
 
and I found 80% surprisingly easy to work with after the 2nd stretch and fold set. It was very satisfying to work with
 
@rfusca It's like baby skin.
 
OK bakers, do you actually make adjustment to your recipes based on humidity, hold out on some water or adding more water. Or do you alwys just go straight weight percentages and not worry about himidity levels?
 
@tastefive I start with my ratios and then adjust until it looks correct.
 
@tastefive i keep an eye on humidity so I know what to expect but its really by feel
@Sobachatina ya
 
2:52 PM
that is what I always hear. I kind of think it is funny that something people say is such a science and an exact art, that everyone says, I go by look and feel.
 
i used KA AP and part sourdough. Next time I'm gonna try it with KA bread flour and no sourdough - just to see about the rise
 
:)
I like KA flour alot
 
I also like KA flour but I never buy it. :(
Kind of like Billy Joel music.
 
@tastefive lol ya, it is 'such a science' and exact art though. It takes quite a long time to develop 'the feel'
 
I always mean to go buy some but I never get around to it.
 
2:54 PM
@rfusca sure
 
@Gigili thank you
This is already too sweet a salad
When I said "or fruit", I meant things like Granny Smith apples or avocado
 
Umm, no idea then.
 
mmm... lime-marinated avacado...
 
@rfusca The problem I find is trying to teach people through recipes and not hands on. What is it supposed to look and feel like? How can one tell what adjustments need to be made? How can you really know when you got it right?
 
@Gigili Thank you for the recipe, I will maybe try it another time. Just not what I had in mind for now.
 
2:57 PM
@rumtscho Sure thing.
 
@tastefive you talking about baking/cooking in general or just abouit bread baking
 
@Sobachatina You can edit it, if you like to. Or you can write your own answer, I'm OK with both.
 
@rfusca I guess it applies to both, but I thinking baking is more difficult to try and just go off recipe
 
@Shog9 I'd much rather have the avocado without lime juice.
 
I have another question. Do you guys taste your raw dough?
 
2:58 PM
@tastefive that sounds dirty, man.
 
@tastefive I do
 
@rumtscho I'd rather have the lime juice without the avacado. But I'm willing to compromise.
 
@tastefive i don't because I find the raw dough tastes nothing like the finished product
 
@Shog9 Why compromise, you get the pure juice, I get the pure avocado, win-win.
 
@rum and I have disagreed about this before I believe
 
3:00 PM
@tastefive I always chew on some for fun but I don't taste it to evaluate it.
 
@rumtscho Fine then. You eat your bland fruit, I'll drink my tangy margarita
 
Jay
I just found out there is a LoL chatroom on gaming :) Whoo
@Shog9 ohhh margaritas!
 
I think tasting gives a good idea of saltiness, amount of rising (doughs close to overrising have a faint sour aroma), starch content, and also, for enriched breads, fat content and development of the aromas (vanilla, lemon, etc.) But yes, it is not the same as in the finished bread.
 
@rfusca- By the way- I was chatting with a coworker who brews his own beer.
He told me that the local homebrew store near work also sells cheese and bread making supplies, as well as a wide variety of unusual grains and malts.
 
On a serious note: isn't "raw dough" sorta redundant? Once it's not raw anymore it's... bread
 
3:03 PM
I'm going over there with him to pick up some rye malt.
 
@Shog9 I dislike the aroma of lime, but I'll have a mai tai with my tasty avocado salad.
@Sobachatina you intent on trying the russian bread?
The modern recipe I suppose, not the 1861 one?
I should write an answer, once I get the time.
 
Lime's wonderful stuff. Totally masks the scent of cheap tequila!
 
@Shog9 aren't you better off just not drinking cheap tequila? :)
 
@Sobachatina nniiiiiiicccceee
 
@tastefive What, and miss out on Cinco de Mayo?!?
 
3:06 PM
dang @Sob - stop putting in bread questions ;) lol
 
@rumtscho I am going to try the modern one. The 1861 recipe is more like language study. I've learned three new words already.
 
lol
 
@Sobachatina Good that you know it. Whenever I read Russian, I never know which word I already know and which not. I only recognize each with a different level of certainty.
 
Квашенка- the diminutive of a wooden bowl used for making dough.
I don't know how I never ran across that one in Russia.
 
@Sobachatina I don't think it is a diminutive. What would the normal word be?
 
3:08 PM
Квашня
I'm actually guessing because Квашенка isn't in any dictionary I can find.
And it does make sense.
 
@Sobachatina but you found a dictionary which lists квашня?
OK, makes sense, yes.
 
The Bulgarian word doesn't have a diminutive I think. It is an always-plural.
нощви
 
Or from Толковый словарь Руссково Языка:
 
The idea of saying нощвички makes me giggle. Or think that I am speaking Czech.
 
3:11 PM
Lol, just got an email. Kids classes are back on. Now I need to come up with 3 different classes though.
 
Деревянная кадка, кадушка для теста
 
@tastefive lol, how'd that happen?
 
@Sobachatina So, a full-blown kwashnq is either a full-blown kadka, or a small kadka. Funny.
 
Jay
@tastefive Them kids need to make of thems mindz
 
My typing in Cyrillic is painfully slow.
 
3:13 PM
@rfusca I got an email last night if I would be willing to meet in the middle with 3 classes instead of 5 for the price. I said I could if they supply an extra worker so I don't have to. and they would have to guarantee a class of 20 to make it work. Just got an email that they agreed.
 
@Sobachatina I can read Russian transliteration more or less. It is different from Bulgarian transliteration, but readable. I can't write it though. But if you want to, write it, instead of typing Cyrillic.
 
Jay
@tastefive 20 kids in the kitchen... have fun
 
@Jay and 3x a week for 4 weeks. I have done kids classes before but not this many in a row.
 
Jay
@tastefive so 12 classes
are theese the same kids for all 12 classes
and how long is each class
 
@Jay yep. Same kids for one week, so 3 classes with same group
2 hours
 
Jay
3:18 PM
@tastefive o ok. So you just need to come up with a curriculum for 3 classes
 
@Jay correct
 
@tastefive At least you only have to prepare 6 hours of teaching and repeat them, not 24 hours of teaching material.
 
Jay
if it was all the same kids for all 12 classes coming up with 12 curriculums would be tough
 
@rumtscho yep
makes weeks 2-4 a lot easier
 
Ouch I realised that I start thinking like @jay. It is disturbing.
 
3:19 PM
ha
 
@rfusca You're still going to win. I'm just trying to give you more of a sense of accomplishment.
@rumtscho I want the practice. I'd rather get good at this.
 
the problem is there is no real kitchen. so no baking during class. I am hoping for a 2 burner portable stove though.
 
Jay
@rumtscho I have such profound influences on all the people around me :)
 
@Sobachatina yes, keyboard layouts are tricky.
I used to type Qwerty.
But when I started university, I didn't have a computer, and the university ones were all Qwertz, with settings locked.
 
@rumtscho Is that a German layout? I haven't seen that one.
 
3:22 PM
So I readjusted to Qwertz, and touch-type it with a decent speed.
@Sobachatina yes. In the letters, only the Y and Z are exchanged. But it also has umlaute to the right, where Qwerty has special characters. And all special characters are at places other than Qwerty.
Programming on Qwertz is a PITA, { is at AltGr+7, [ is at AltGr+8
 
@Sobachatina lol who knows
@tastefive nice
 
Oh, and the semicolon is Shift+,
 
@tastefive did you decide on the food to teach?
 
But I don't want to go back to Qwerty, because then I won't have umlauts at all, and I still have to write a lot in German.
 
Jay
@rumtscho ohh that does sound like a pain
 
3:25 PM
@rumtscho ugh. It's like programming in Emacs.
 
I can switch quite easily between AZERTY and QWERTY
 
@rfusca well I had 1 class, but haven't worked out the recipes yet. I have to come up with 2 more now.
 
@Sobachatina I have also tried to write text in Emacs on a Qwertz layout. Luckily, I have very long fingers.
So, I can manage to write Roman text on Qwertz, and even program on it (with a slight delay)
But the problem is Cyrillic.
I use a phonetic layout for it, the BDS is impossible to learn
And all the letters are so easy to type
I only have to remember where я, ш etc. are, but not too problematic
But the mean part is that the phonetic layout is Qwerty based, so all the special characters are where I don't expect them
When I try being nice to people and chat with them in Bulgarian using a Cyrillic writing instead of the ugly transliteration, they soon ask me to revert to transliteration, because I tend to end sentences with a - when I want to write a ?, or to use a = instead of a comma, or similar stuff.
 
I have gotten pretty quick about switching to qwerty and back for special characters.
 
I've been meaning to write my own phonetic layout with letters where I expect them and signs where I expect them, it is possible for Ubuntu, and I don't chat much from the work (Windows) PC.
But I am lazy, because there is this great transliterator for the browser, it captures normal key strokes and transliterates them (single letters or combinations), so I don't need it for surfing or emails, only for chat/IM.
 
3:32 PM
@rumtscho I'm suffering from the same issue, when I switch from German to English and vice versa. That's really something to cry for.
 
@Sobachatina Hmm, that's another solution, maybe I should try it.
At least computers tend to understand Unicode by now, it used to be normal to write text in Windows-1251 and send it to somebody (or post it on the Internet) and the reader only saw "monkeyish", where each letter is rendered as a Latin-Extended character.
 
@rumtsch - btw, the stretch and fold definitely doesn't have a fine and even crumb...
 
Jay
@rfusca got photos?
 
@rfusca Sure it doesn't - it gets much less foldings than a tradtionally kneaded one.
 
Jay
i need to leave for a drug test later at 11am
 
3:40 PM
The more times you fold, the more aeration you get, so the better your crumb.
 
@rumtscho so thats my in question - why do I still get such good development, so with so much less folding
@Jay scroll up till last night
 
@rfusca You have more movement per fold.
 
hmmm
 
The normal kneading makes a small fold, which only gets a small part of the molecules in the dough travel, and they don't travel for a long time in one direction.
You do it very quickly, and repeat it hundreds of times, until the bread is developed.
In one big, long stretch, you get much more alignment per stretching movement.
But you make many less movements for the duration of a kneading phase
And each movement traps more air and distributes the air into even smaller pockets.
 
mornin'
 
3:50 PM
Good morning.
 
@rumtscho hmm interesting
@hobodave interesting
@rumtscho that stuff needs to be in an answer
 
@rfusca My guess was different.
 
@Sobachatina alrighty, whats yours?
 
I think it is the water content itself that makes it more effective- I don't stretch my dough far and it still progresses very fast.
I already added this to my answer.
@rumtscho's comment above makes a lot of sense though- I'll bet it's a combination of the two.
 
so, it would be very ineffective on a drier dough
 
3:53 PM
No. That's not it.
 
@rfusca OK, will update it soon. But have to work a bit in the meantime :)
 
On a dry dough the technique doesn't work at all because the dough doesn't stretch as easily and doesn't flow out for the next turn.
It has to be smashed together just as a mechanical necessity.
 
@rumtscho k
 
@rfusca what is interesting?
 
@Sobachatina hmmm, I tried it on a much drier dough and it definitely worked
i did that PR pizza dough with only a handful of stretch and folds
 
Jay
3:55 PM
@hobodave He thinks you are interesting
 
@Sob how did that pizza dough work out for you?
 
@rfusca Still fermenting- there wasn't time last night because of errands so we're going to try again today. A whole 'nother day's worth of flavor!
 
@Sobachatina nice!
 
@rfusca My point is that stretching it farther is more effective and wetter doughs knead more effectively. You would see better results with either- but when doughs are wet enough you can only use the stretch and fold because you can't touch them.
 
my mixer is going to feel neglected, i haven't used it for the past few doughs
 
3:58 PM
@rfusca :PR pizza?
 
i'll have to buy it something, just to show I still care
 
He abbreviates Reinhart's name now.
 
Jay
@Sobachatina the rye malt question seem almost like two separate questions rather than one
 
@Jay I think it too, malt making is involved.
 
@Jay It is but neither is worth its own question.
 
3:58 PM
@Sobachatina I figure PR is my AB at times
 
@rfusca That is profound. Here's your star.
 
lol
 
@Sobachatina making your own malt is worth its own question.
 
@rumtscho That is true- the questions are small but the answers would both be worthwhile.
Should I split it up?
 
And what malt does is also at least a page in BBA.
 

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