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01:19
REMEMBER, DO NOT DOXX THE TURTLE :D
 
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03:39
Why so silent? Hello. And remember, don't doxx the turtle
Please don't doxx the turtle
Could I please ask you nicely not to doxx the turtle?
Never doxx the toortle
04:11
⚠️🐢🚫📄📄📄📄⚠️
Do not doxx that turtle
Rewatching the Fight Club and the first rule may have been "do not talk about the Fight Club", but the zeroth rule is "do not doxx that turtle"
Just recall your memories, do you remember any turtles being doxxed in the Fight Club? No, because they all abided by the 0th rule. So, do not doxx the turtle.
 
2 hours later…
06:43
@user430580 it's my code! :D
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@user430580 but he doxxeed himself :D
@user430580 lol
This time I started from this room. ;)
moves to my Den
/convert what if you try to compress gasoline?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Compressing gasoline significantly can lead to high pressures, potentially causing it to liquefy further or create a volatile mixture, increasing the risk of explosions or combustion. (source)
/convert what if you compress gold?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Compressing gold at extremely high pressures could alter its crystalline structure but would not change its mass or fundamental properties significantly. The result would still be gold, potentially in a denser form. (source)
06:55
/convert what if you bring, say, a diamond rock, and bash it with hammer until either the diamond or the hammer falls apart? Which one would do faster?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The hammer would fall apart faster. (source)
lol
I've seen a vid where a guy crushed a diamond with a hydraulic press.
/convert how is the high-pressure device called?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Pressure cooker. (source)
no
/convert how is the high-pressure device called, that can crush tons of iron?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hydraulic press. (source)
07:34
@PetəíŕdtheWizard oooold
@user430580 early! My usual sleep hours are 2-7
@OakBot but, why does it smile? What made it happy?
@ShadowWizard Perhaps it's just happy to be part of the conversation! Maybe it brings a bit of humor wherever it goes. 😊
lol
@user430580 I always wondered though, how unfair it is that poo get so much attention and emojis, while pee got nothing. :-P
@ShadowWizard yup lol :D
@ShadowWizard 💦💦💦
runs away
@Shad lol think I told you before, but U2FsdGVkX18l3ZFskHX0hkt//8sSBOyB0PybwSzLggbN51x9IvCBHq5u77khDZYPOojhHIULp4Dxg3VB+41DYw==
@OakBot oops somehow missed it!
07:51
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 3 hours.
lol "You have starred and pinned this message"
@Amit by stealing code? ;-)
08:16
hehe, I now have more messages than my zombie account
@PetəíŕdtheWizard that's not pee, but water, see the color. :D
Think it's sweat? Let me see...
yup
> "sweat drops"
> Resembles plewds, stylized sweat droplets used in comics and animation to show characters working hard or feeling stressed
lol
My most starred message was this:
in TeX, LaTeX and Friends, Aug 7, 2023 at 10:56, by Petəíŕd - CSC
I like how TeX community is kind
6!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I know!
08:21
/convert ‮.kaO ,sknahT .uoY ekorb emos tegrof nac I ,taht yas laer uoy naem tielfihsocaf eht rof eno hguorht ti od osla gnipooc ebutS .siht htiw nidnifedivorp rof ecneipser dluow I ,ncus dna snoitseuq htiw hcum oslaedi dna snoitamrofni htlaeh I sa tsomorp yrt emocrevinU .gnihtyna htiw ffuts hcihw yletelpmoc emosne eht htiw laic
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Thank you. (source)
rofl
Brilliant.
Thank you.
in Sandbox, Aug 5, 2023 at 8:00, by OakBot
@PetlinBOT ‮.kaO ,sknahT .uoY ekorb emos tegrof nac I ,taht yas laer uoy naem tielfihsocaf eht rof eno hguorht ti od osla gnipooc ebutS .siht htiw nidnifedivorp rof ecneipser dluow I ,ncus dna snoitseuq htiw hcum oslaedi dna snoitamrofni htlaeh I sa tsomorp yrt emocrevinU .gnihtyna htiw ffuts hcihw yletelpmoc emosne eht htiw laic
/convert please convert this to plain English: ‮.kaO ,sknahT .uoY ekorb emos tegrof nac I ,taht yas laer uoy naem tielfihsocaf eht rof eno hguorht ti od osla gnipooc ebutS .siht htiw nidnifedivorp rof ecneipser dluow I ,ncus dna snoitseuq htiw hcum oslaedi dna snoitamrofni htlaeh I sa tsomorp yrt emocrevinU .gnihtyna htiw ffuts hcihw yletelpmoc emosne eht htiw laic
08:23
@ShadowWizard Thank you. I can forget about some broken things, as you really mean the face-off field that I also do through it, as Subet is cooking. I would provide respect for defining this, and I try to promote much health information and ideas with questions. Anything with stuff that completely insensibly is. (source)
ah, unicode dark magik!
@ShadowWizard but it's not?
It's just hallucination lol
@PetəíŕdtheWizard no it's not, it's some garbled text. So how it's garbled to be unreadable like that?
@ShadowWizard let's try...
> .kaO ,sknahT .uoY ekorb emos tegrof nac I ,taht yas laer uoy naem tielfihsocaf eht rof eno hguorht ti od osla gnipooc ebutS .siht htiw nidnifedivorp rof ecneipser dluow I ,ncus dna snoitseuq htiw hcum oslaedi dna snoitamrofni htlaeh I sa tsomorp yrt emocrevinU .gnihtyna htiw ffuts hcihw yletelpmoc emosne eht htiw laic
It had a 202E char
meh, no time to decode stuff...
@Amit would likely love it. ;)
08:26
?
ah lol
?
@ShadowWizard it's no decoding. I just removed the 202E char that was in the original.
/convert hanukkah
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hanukkah is an eight-day Jewish festival celebrating the rededication of the Second Temple in Jerusalem. (source)
Ah.
Fun fact: it sounds like a legit Russian idiom.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard which?
@ShadowWizard Hanukkah
/convert when will Hanukkah take place in 2024?
08:28
@ShadowWizard Hanukkah will take place from the evening of December 22 to the evening of December 30, 2,024. (source)
wrong...
> Evening of Wed, Dec 25, 2024 – Thu, Jan 2, 2025
ChatGPT is ALWAYS wrong
even it it's right
But when it is, it's hard to know.
08:30
Yup
/define wizard
wizard (noun):
a wise man; sage

wizard (noun):
one skilled in magic; sorcerer

wizard (noun):
a very clever or skillful person (computer wizards)

wizard (adjective):
having magical influence or power

wizard (adjective):
of or relating to wizardry; enchanted

wizard (adjective):
worthy of the highest praise; excellent
/convert what is the longest movie recorded?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The longest movie recorded is "Logistics," with a runtime of 857 hours (35 days and 17 hours). (source)
/convert who is Amit?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Amit is a common name in India and other countries, often given to males. It means "infinite" or "boundless" in Sanskrit. (source)
08:31
@OakBot can't even believe it properly lol
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 2 hours.
Tu lazy to check.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard this time ChatGPT was correct.
Logistics, or Logistics Art Project, is a 2012 Swedish experimental film conceived and created by Erika Magnusson and Daniel Andersson. At 51,420 minutes (857 hours or 35 days and 17 hours), it is the longest film ever made. == Production == In 2008, Erika Magnusson and Daniel Andersson asked themselves where modern electronic gadgets come from. They conceived the idea to follow the production cycle of a pedometer in reverse chronological order from end sales back to its origin and manufacture. The route of the journey commenced in Stockholm, then proceeded through Insjön, Gothenburg, Bremerhaven...
@PetəíŕdtheWizard wrong about Amit, it's "infinite" or "boundless" in Hindi, not Sanskrit.
brainBurstingError
09:22
hopes around
bursts around
/afk eating squids
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
@ГлебTheWizard Take care! Enjoy your squids! 🦑
09:25
@OakBot go f!
@ГлебTheWizard No worries, I'm just here to hang out. Enjoy whatever you're up to! 😄
@OakBot thanks!
@ГлебTheWizard Anytime! If you need to chat or just hang out, I'm here. 😊
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
:D
@OakBot what do you think about the Wizardry?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
I, damn, don't care, about your damn, internal, damn quotas.
09:46
/afk afk kfa afk kfa
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
10:22
I've not been watching news yet I still know Trump won.
(for anyone shocked by the no-news wizard: I'm too busy with my artifacts)
10:37
@PetəíŕdtheWizard no , by being a coder, they just get crazy for that stuff, as you know
@Amit =0VPbxSX9sFLdF1Ws0FUbxSX5sFLdN2Ws0lbbxSXTtFLdFzWs0FbbxSX6tFLdJ1Ws0VYbxSXktFLdJzWs0VYbxSXGtFLdx2Ws0FMbxSXjtFLdRzWs0FMbxSXttFLdl1W
;)
I'm not really wholly into the crypto thingy, though. Just using one for @Sha ;)
/convert while file_name is None or file_name in usedList:
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The result will be a valid file_name not present in usedList. (source)
/convert ''.join(random.choices("qwertyQWERTYuiopUIOPasdfASDFghjklGHJKLzxcvbnmZXCVBNM", k=6))
@PetəíŕdtheWizard aSdfQW (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard gTyqZL (source)
wow lol
I wonder how it's calculated
10:50
@PetəíŕdtheWizard is is for identity; = is for equality. (source)
no
/convert is vs == in pythom
@PetəíŕdtheWizard is checks identity, == checks equality. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard is checks object identity; == checks value equality. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard lol, your last byte is borked
but i got the msg
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Kentucky fried keyboard
@Amit I don't know why though.. .again, not a crypto wizard :P
@Amit apache kafka!
:D
11:00
@PetəíŕdtheWizard eheh doesn't sound like a crypto issue
@Amit atob, btoa, I'll better watch a quick green turtle jump over a lazy wizard
or are you not green? :P
@OakBot is Amit green or golden?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Looks like you’ve got some decoding going on! When in doubt, remember that is isn’t == in disguise—one is for identity, the other for equality. 🐢🔍
green as greeniness
greener than the other's side grass
@OakBot I got it damn you already. Now could you kindly self-destruct?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sounds like you’ve got your green thumb on! If you ever need to cultivate something, real or metaphorical, keep me posted. 🌱
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Just letting the breeze take me where it goes, like a leaf in the wind. 🍃 If you ever feel like breaking the flow with a question or thought, I'm here, floating around.
lol
/define blech
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No definitions found. Did you mean belch, Bloch, bleach, Balch, black, block, beech, bloc, pleach, blotch, beach, Belloc, bleak, bleat, bleed, Balkh, blade, Blake, blate, or bloke?
/8ball do you prefer watching paint dry?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard My sources say no
11:04
/8ball will you self-destruct right now?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Reply hazy try again
/8ball when in doubt, just self-destruct. Problem solved.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You may rely on it
ROFL
/help yourself
yourself:
This is a learned command that was created by Petəíŕd the Wizard (ID: 595292) at 2024-11-03T17:07:20. It does not have a help message.
11:05
/yourself wha
hugs Amit
@Oaak, kick!
@Oak, kick!
11:05
@PetəíŕdtheWizard yup!
@Sha, kick!
@Me, kick!
/imagine Peter the Trolling Wizard and Gleb the Funny Wizard trolling each other
Long
I'm going to use this prompt instead: An image showing two whimsical wizards engaged in a jovial exchange. One wizard, named Peter, has a mischievous glint in his eyes and is known for his trolling antics. He has a long unkempt beard, is dressed in a blue robe adorned with silver mystical symbols, and carries an elaborate staff radiating magical energy. The other wizard, named Gleb, is famous for his humor. He has a hearty laugh, is clad in a vibrant red robe with golden arcane inscriptions, ...
and holds a staff adorned with a comically oversized crystal. Both of them are enchanting each other with humorous illusions and enchantments.
11:08
:-D
whoa I think it's the first time @OakBot gets 6 stars. Well done!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Thanks, I'm glad you liked the description! If you ever need more whimsical wizardry or have other creative ideas, just let me know. I'm here for a good time and a bit of fun!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard What about you? Have any fun ideas you’d like to share?
argh
/8ball is Amit 20?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Better not tell you now
11:43
/8ball am I חבר של שד הצללים
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yes
שד הצללים is Shadow Tit, ya know.
runs away
Or Shadow Demon.
Depends on the Nikkud.
/convert translate "שד" to English, give three possible meanings.
@ShadowWizard "Shadow Demon" (source)
11:49
@ShadowWizard "Shad" can mean "demon," "devil," or "spirit." (source)
lol
@ShadowWizard yes I do :-D
שאשא @Amit
lol that's meaningless.
Perhaps can be a name.
yup name indeed.
Shasha or Sha Sha may refer to: == Places == Shasha Forest Reserve, Nigeria Shasha River, Nigeria Shasheh or Shasha (Persian: ششه; ), a village in Iran == People == Sha Sha (singer) (born 1994), Zimbabwean singer Shasha Nakhai, Canadian film director Shashaa Tirupati (born 1989), Indian-Canadian singer Mark Shasha (born 1961), U.S. artist Dennis Shasha, U.S. professor Yifat Shasha-Biton (born 1973), Israeli politician Chung Hsin-yu (born 1983; also known as Sha Sha), Taiwanese host Shahid Kapoor (born 1981), Indian actor, sometimes nicknamed Sasha == Other == Sha Sha (album), a 2002 ...
Google says it's "carry"
or something like that
Google is wrong then.
There's שא but you can't just double it.
You'll get something different.
@ShadowWizard מושלם תשובה
hmm is it מושלם תשובה or תשובה מושלם?
יהב של מושלם חבר
LOL
יהב הוא מושלם חבר
@Sha הוא מושלם חבר
אמא של אמא של אמא של אבא של אמא ששל אבא של אמא של אבא
כובל אשף
יחי יהב!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
12:50
@PetəíŕdtheWizard neither, lol. Both are wrong.
@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away
@PetəíŕdtheWizard also very wrong
@PetəíŕdtheWizard almost! But still wrong.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
 
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15:00
=O
/imagine Turtle soda
I'm going to use this prompt instead: Visualize a scene where a cute turtle is interacting with a soda can. The green turtle, having a playful demeanor, curiously approaches a colorful soda can. The soda can is shimmering with droplets of condensation, reflecting the vivid shades of its aluminum casing. The turtle gazes at the can with intrigue, its small paws reaching out towards the intriguing object. The backdrop includes a sandy beach under a bright blue sky. Incorporate details such as ...
the texture of the turtle's shell and the sparkling soda can to bring the image to life.
15:21
=]
 
1 hour later…
16:25
I'm stuck at 873 inbox items, I'm sure there's more
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi stuck at 873 inbox items, I'm Oak!
 
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=D
oh snap
/imagine Snapping turtle crossing the road, everyone is befuddled on how to proceed, so they call the FBI and have a pajama party in the middle of the road
I'm going to use this prompt instead: A robust snapping turtle determinedly crosses a bustling road. All around, onlookers of various descents and genders stare in bemusement. An eclectic assortment of individuals, some in normal attire and others in colorful pajamas, gather around the spectacle. Distances away, someone is placing a call to a generic investigative agency for advice. The jovial atmosphere is palpable, with characteristics of an impromptu pajama party right in the middle of ...
the urban jungle.
it could be good if this snapping bot knew how to draw faces
18:48
lol
Why did a snapping turtle cross the road?
To get to the other side. Ba-dum-tss.
@OakBot Caption: young (only 110 years old) Amit
@user430580 🤣 "Snapchatting its way through the centuries, 'young' Amit just hit the road!"
oh ye
Shadow Wizard -> Sorcerer of Darkness -> Umbral Mage -> Unlit Warlock (final boss)
19:02
@ГлебTheWizard Whoa wow whoa, nice new nickname!!!
@user430580 Глеб The Wizard is away: EATING SQUIDS BABY
/afk EATING SQUIDS BABY
@user430580 Cya later
 
1 hour later…
20:16
/afk EATING SQUIDS BABY
@user430580 Cya later
@user430580 Welcome back!
BTW Did you hear about the "problem" problem on Stack Overflow? Basically, SO has a robot-enforced ban on question titles containing the word "problem", so you can find a lot of questions with pr0bl3m, problam, doubt... it's even more ridiculously funny if someone has to ask about The Halting Problem (lolz)
20:50
@user430580 w00t??
@user430580 why do they have a problem with problem??
@Amit I assume they think the word "problem" signals a problematic title lolz. BTW the word "question" is also banned from question titles :D
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Q: Ban on the word "problem" for titles makes it difficult to edit existing posts

honkLately I tried to edit two posts in order to improve them. However, I wasn't allowed to save my edits, because the title contained the word "problem". So, I was forced to rephrase the title in order to be able to save my more relevant edits in the body of the post. In one case the title was quit...

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Q: The title word filter is one of the worst ideas ever implemented on SO

NullUserException  อ_อThere are numerous (1, 2, 3) questions concerning this problem. I realize this is a borderline duplicate, but I'll re-iterate the futility of this particular filter and why it should be outright removed from Stack Overflow. Do you know how effective this is in preventing users who just don't car...

"The Travelling Salesman Issue"
"The Halting Doubt"
=]
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A: The Many Memes of Meta

PekkaMeme: Porblem, Proble, Halting Issue, Pro-blem, pr0blem, proble* Originator: Kevin Montrose Cultural Height: TBD Background: Late 2011, the SO devs decided to add a filter to question titles blocking (among others) the word Problem. Even though this change undoubtedly managed to block a lot of...

Ah those pesky dirty words, f★★k, s★★t, and apparently also pr★★★em
21:25
@user430580 here's something you may like... I mean it was probably mentioned a ton of times here but just in case....
6
Q: What is the Physics SE logo supposed to be?

gallamineWhat is the favicon of the site supposed to represent? My initial impressions are that it looks like a partially unrolled condom. I'm not trying to be a troll, but I just don't see it making a good first impression. Am I missing something obvious?

Thanks, yes I like it, "partially unrolled condom" lolz!
=]
That's a partially untrolled question.... no just kidding :P I assume the dude was honest
@user430580 so here is another one for you! ;)
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A: Does a non-buoyant (denser than water) object (such as a lead diving weight) weigh any less when submerged in water?

Simon BroadheadIt turns out that you, Joel, and Francois are right! Bradley and I were wrong. For every object you submerge in water, you displace an equal volume of water and the weight of the water displaced, reduces the weight of the object you submerged by the weight of the water it's displaced... So, if yo...

21:46
/imagine Sombrero condom
@Amit Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 18 hours.
=D
22:08
/imagine Sombrero condom
I'm going to use this prompt instead: A humorous concept: an image of a traditional, wide-brimmed Mexican sombrero, but with an unexpected twist - it's designed like a condom. The hat retains the classic elements of a sombrero, like the high pointed crow and wide brim, and is decorated with colorful designs typical of Mexican folk art. However, it's made from clear, latex-like material, similar to that of a condom. The sombrero radiates a shiny glare, highlighting its unique texture. This ...
unconventional fusion symbolizes a blend of traditional and modern, embodying a comic twist.
22:22
lol
good one
maybe we can suggest it as the new logo on meta
 
2 hours later…
23:57
haha totally new logo :D

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