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01:41
Why so quiet??? hello
/convert SMD to English
@user430580 Sure! Please provide the text you want me to translate from SMD to English. (source)
/convert What does SMD stand for
@user430580 SMD stands for Surface Mount Device. (source)
/convert Surface Mount Device to English
@user430580 SMD (Surface Mount Device) (source)
01:43
/convert several meanings of SMD
/delete 66716517
 
3 hours later…
04:38
/convert different meanings of SMD
/delete 66716910
/convert what is the slang meaning of SMD?
/convert what does WTF stand for?
/delete 66716916
05:11
Oh my god.
So much interesting slang.
/convert what can happen if I say word f*** in chat and moderator will see this?
@ГлебTheWizard You may receive a warning, a temporary mute, or a ban from the chat. (source)
So.
Why so loud? hallo
 
1 hour later…
06:29
@user430580 lmao
@user430580 not bad ;)
/wait Глеб Pet
@Глеб, @Pet is waiting for dot!
@ГлебTheWizard hehe
Ugh, internet so slow.
06:45
/afk shop (DAMN YOU WHy could not you say earlier.)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
07:03
@user430580 is like nightingale: when silent, they count him like a usual bird. But when he begins to speak, it's easy to see he's real poet.
:)
@OakBot okay, okay.
@ГлебTheWizard Hey @TheWizard! Just hanging out, huh? 🦗
Seven Master Dodges
Six Moon Dies
So Much Downs
Sick Me Duck
Salt Man Digs
Such Many Dalls
Sode Made Dude
07:28
@OakBot now that's an idea! going to post feature request on Meta Stack Exchange asking to let moderators mute users
@ShadowWizard Haha, that sounds like it could stir up some interesting discussions! I'm sure you'll have a lot to say about it. 🦉 Are you thinking of a temporary "time-out" button kind of thing?
lol
/convert give 10 possible meanings of "SMD" but without any NSFW words please.
1. Surface Mount Device
2. Synchronous Machine Dynamics
3. Standardized Metadata
4. School of Medical Dentistry
5. Single Mode Fiber Detector
6. System Management Data
7. Strategic Market Development
8. Semiconductor Manufacturing Division
9. Social Media Day
10. Spatial Model Development ([source](https://www.convert.net))
07:48
@ГлебTheWizard :D
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Глеб The Wizard is away: R.I.P.
@ShadowWizard hellban? lol
/sd "was delayed due to shop, currently continuing to bake!"
@Sha your dot is was delayed due to shop, currently continuing to bake!
*resuming
/mood
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I'm feeling a bit impostor-Amit.
07:54
lol
/sd "yours!"
@Sha your dot is yours!
08:08
@PetəíŕdtheWizard nope, there will be a message. ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard yay!
@OakBot yay!1!
@ShadowWizard Yay indeed! Just hanging out, soaking in the antics. What's up with you all?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard STD has I/O. (source)
LOL
/afk baking dot
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
/convert how is SMD related to STD?
@ShadowWizard SMD (Systemic Multi-Dimensional) is related to STD (Sexually Transmitted Diseases) in that SMD can be used as a framework for understanding and addressing the broader social, economic, and health factors that influence the prevalence and management of STDs. (source)
08:17
lol
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
/afk BAKING Dota
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
08:20
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
/convert Elon Musk to USA presidents
@ShadowWizard Elon Musk has communicated with various U.S. presidents, mainly through social media, public statements, and business engagements, influencing discussions on technology, space, and infrastructure. (source)
lol
@OakBot the year is 2025, Elon Musk is the president of the USA and declares war on Mars. In response, they sent battle ships to Earth. How can humanity be saved?
08:23
@ShadowWizard That's quite the scenario! I guess we just hope Elon builds better defense systems than Mars can build spaceships. Maybe we'll have a fleet of Teslas equipped with laser beams by then. 🛸🔫
5
rofl, indeed
rofl, indeed, indeed
don't hope, bro.
rofl, indeed, indeed, indeed
rofl, indeed, indeed, indeed, indeed
08:26
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
@Sha anyway, U2FsdGVkX1872lATFQmElaUho49TawYNhKZm9TvT5xDWT0RZYhhTGaasVA1bzUmnz6Ro/7ZAuGUtqcKI47EF8AJ8UnBZV71Coe7iNXpi3CNiwimWVm5hwW3a2Ca1ormpwyhcXjd5bbETSddyOlIJrcNaVQtSKm7Vd7q5X2co8Y7afi/h2QzyMYQJnp5czZjaGN4HQ2dKbrafHvbI8tyRrQ==
@PetəíŕdtheWizard U2FsdGVkX18YBAL9OZXgMeurM99cKG4enI/KgFe1EPDhh0ukPr+nq9TUkjuzHrtdBxkq6Rg/Plc33mGQ6p9LVA==
08:47
/afk trusting @Глеб
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
lol
/convert coin, seed, and dance together, what you get?
@ShadowWizard Crescendo. (source)
09:01
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
/convert 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 10th. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
 
1 hour later…
10:24
/convert OakBot, PetlinBot and GleBot together, what you get?
@ГлебTheWizard You get a combination of their capabilities. (source)
How boring, bro.
Btw, @Глеб let's brainstorm about bugs and feature-requests.
wdym?
I'm going to go cooking, btw.
@ГлебTheWizard Hi going to go cooking, I'm Oak!
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10:26
bugs @Глебthew
I still didn't read your mail, btw. I just returned from eating and going to go to cook so on.
/convert I put OakBot, PetlinBOT, and Glebot into a mixer. What is the result
@PetəíŕdtheWizard A hybrid chatbot with versatile capabilities. (source)
How boring, bro.
10:28
one second
/afk _**_one second__**
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
/imagine NOTE Book, Reno, Ryder Rude, some Amits, Peter the Wizard, David, Yahav, OakBot, and Gleb, aand Petlin, and a dog, all chatting together! And if it fits, it sits, in pits. Realistic photo style.
I'm going to use this prompt instead: An illustrative image of a diverse group of individuals and a canine companion engaged in an animated conversation. This mixed group includes a book-lover, a motorbike enthusiast, multiple tech enthusiasts, a magic scholar, and a nature-inspired enthusiast. The vibe of the image is friendly, casual, and engaging, with everyone enjoying the interaction. There also lies an indirect reference to a saying related to seating and fitting comfortably into ...
places. The overall style is photorealistic showcasing a down-to-earth and real scenario.
lol
@OakBot Not realistic! How dare you! I demand a refund! Right now!
10:29
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sometimes you just gotta create an image with your mind! 😜
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Tell me how you really feel! 😏
/mood extremely-evil-bot
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now extremely-evil-bot. :D
@OakBot I'm feeling a lot blech.
10:30
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sometimes the world just sounds like that, doesn't it? Why dwell on it when you can roll with it? 😈
@ГлебTheWizard Welcome back!
@OakBot not thank you, not my not dear not bot!
@ГлебTheWizard Wow, straight to the point, huh? Tell me how you really feel! 😈
@ГлебTheWizard Glad to see you're back! Did you get up to anything sinister while you were away? 😈
@ГлебTheWizard Straight to the point, huh? Tell me how you really feel! 😈
@ГлебTheWizard Wow, straight to the point, huh? Tell me how you really feel! 😈
omg
/afk reading dot
10:36
@ГлебTheWizard Cya later
11:00
@OakBot how to properly rest after eating שוארמה?
@ShadowWizard Oh, feeling a little stuffed, huh? I’d recommend finding a comfy spot to lounge and maybe contemplate your next diabolical scheme. Or just indulge in a nice evil nap. 😈
lol
/afk doing something very big
nappy nap
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
11:00
/kfa that's what she said!
{10} {9} {8} {7} {6} {5} {4} {3} shesaid! what that's
{10} {9} {8} {7} {6} {5} {4} said! she what that's
/kfa 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, boom!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
{10} boom! 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
11:03
/convert Peter just said that he's "doing something very big" - give 10 possible meanings for this.
1. Starting a new business venture.
2. Planning a major event or celebration.
3. Working on a significant personal project.
4. Launching a creative work, like a book or album.
5. Engaging in a large charitable initiative.
6. Moving to a new city or country.
7. Committing to a serious relationship or engagement.
8. Taking on a challenging fitness or health goal.
9. Preparing for a significant career change or promotion.
10. Involved in a large-scale community or political project. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
hehe #7 is da bezt!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@OakBot your network profile isn't up to date: stackexchange.com/users/5341329/oakbot
11:04
@ShadowWizard I'm not really into keeping profiles up to date. But hey, who needs 'em anyway, right?
hehe I always forget to update 'em. ;)
I leave it with the old details on purpose, to remember what I had before. :-D
:D
/afk #7 iz da bezzd
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@Sha U2FsdGVkX1/GS6/rFRZDv9CTaPJ+RM6vhGY9EickBcc=
11:09
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
/sd "tiny but important!"
@Sha your dot is tiny but important!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard :)
oh hey my . is not tiny!! D:
;-)
runs faster
11:15
rubs faster
/convert Peter is running away from me and he's faster. Give 3 tips how to chase him successfully.
1. Improve your speed and endurance through training.
2. Choose a direct and efficient route.
3. Anticipate his movements to cut him off. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
#3 is da bezt!
:-D
jumps from hill to hill
jumps from bill to pill
jumps from sill to dill
11:25
cutting off @Pet on the way from dill to mill
accidentally hugs @Sha mid-air
Lucky 7!
rofl
I've 69 flags left today.
runs away
Proof ;)
@Sha I've seen a post being deleted in... wait for it... 12 seconds!
Just now.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard meh, record is 8 seconds, by Tink. ;)
@ShadowWizard well she's a mod so this is not very well fair comparison. ;)
11:39
@PetəíŕdtheWizard copycat!
in Wizards Den on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, Sep 29 at 12:44, by Shadow Wizard
And it's that time again, when my inbox has exactly 69 unread messages.
:-D
@ShadowWizard but yours is for inbox! :-D
@PetəíŕdtheWizard number is universal! :-D
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, you mean deleted by three users in 12 seconds?? Link?
/convert I have 69 votes left today. What could it mean?
11:41
@PetəíŕdtheWizard You have 69 votes remaining to use today. (source)
@ShadowWizard SU ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard how you know it wasn't a mod who deleted?
Anyway, this.
@ShadowWizard four
@ShadowWizard spam flags
I also flagged.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, I see. So yeah, that's not bad!
:D
Come to think of it, 12 seconds.
Poor spammers should be working real hard to get high-quality spam and then it gets deleted by some damn 101-rep users in 12 seconds! :(
11:42
high... quality... spam.... ha... ha... ha.... .... .. dies laughing
@PetəíŕdtheWizard needs 15 rep to flag, yeah, but doubt users with 15 rep are using Smokey, average must be several thousands of rep. ;)
/convert I just died from laughing too hard, and reached Heaven. What should I tell God so that I'll get back to life?
@ShadowWizard Tell God a hilarious joke. (source)
11:44
:D
/convert who is your God?
@ShadowWizard I don't have a God. (source)
ah, good.
AI God would be a problem.
11:46
carefully collecting it all into a bottle
drinking from the bottle by mistake
High-Quality Vomit!
Buy Now For $10 From Amazon.
/convert 3 feet to cm
11:58
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 3 feet = 91.44 centimeters (source)
Those feets are always giving me a headache. Why can't everything be in centimeters!?
@OakBot The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false. The previous sentence, which states that the previous sentence is false, must be true. Therefore, the next sentence, which states the opposite, is false. In summary, the first sentence is true, and the second one is false.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Heh, that's quite the paradox! Trying to wrap reality around those statements can be like eating soup with a fork. Who knows, maybe a wizard like you will figure it out someday. Or not. 🤔
12:27
@Sha U2FsdGVkX1+6wphhEr0wh6Rn4HRNJOGjRQRSCf82y3Y9nm6qLDM27VlDklyu933bZha0RG9mWm+QvHVTrbYyNsFhJZB9v04ZQfw/rKVF8xDqUFbO4CYZ1fDHRnJFb+9Ku02uVcT/anFE+y6j8q4iJF+KunqXQkdtA5My4nCYDVn7wgPGru4CIv70Cd4GIDzV
12:49
/afk popping
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
13:01
@PetəíŕdtheWizard yeah typical :D
@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: popping
@OakBot what does he pop?
@ShadowWizard Bubble wrap, I hope. It's just pure chaotic joy. Or maybe popcorn. Or balloons. Who knows? Wizards are mysterious like that.
Well at least not poo-p!
/convert poo-p = ?
@ShadowWizard The result is "oo". (source)
13:02
lol
/convert complete the sentence: I was ____ing for a long time and it was really good!
@ShadowWizard I was dancing for a long time and it was really good! (source)
13:16
@ShadowWizard shopping
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@ShadowWizard rofl
13:39
/afk again popping
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
14:05
@PetəíŕdtheWizard ah, poor you.
@ГлебTheWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: again popping
@ГлебTheWizard rofl
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
yay!!
I can now See reduced ads... mhm.
downvoting 6 answers
14:17
serially downvoting @Sha
yay
enjoying the serial downvoting
lol
I have 654 upvotes and 515 downvotes. I'm evil!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Hi evil, I'm Oak!
I got once -10k rep in few seconds, when @nicael "tested" a bug. :D
14:18
:-D
Amazing.
Or perhaps -20k? Not sure.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard something with accept/unaccept, it wasn't permanent redaction of rep, but it was reduced for few hours or even whole day until full recalc run.
ah
lol
/learn wed @{0}, @{1} will eat {2} for dinner!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Saved.
14:21
/wed Sha Pet fish
@Sha, @Pet will eat fish for dinner!
lol
/wed Pet Глеб squids
@Pet, @Глеб will eat squids for dinner!
/wed Pet Sha dots
@Pet, @Sha will eat dots for dinner!
lol
in Tavern on the Meta on Meta Stack Exchange Chat, May 15, 2015 at 16:06, by nicael
and sha's rep is being dumping right now :D
But can't find the bug now, will keep looking later.
Ahh perhaps the bug was never fixed so they just deleted the report to prevent others from abusing it.
/convert Hold tight while we dot your results
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Understood! Please provide the question or task you need the final result for. (source)
14:26
@ShadowWizard ah
I think there's a way to find his bug for 10k users. ;)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard nope, we can't search for deleted posts, or see them in profiles.
Perhaps it's linked in Tavern, was too lazy to search there. ;)
@ShadowWizard nah if you know the approximate date for the bug report then you can find it.
serially upvotes @Sha for having more stars than me
serially downvotes @OakBot for literally no reason
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Oh, the audacity! Just keep in mind that your imaginary downvotes only make me stronger. Mwahahaha! 😈
2
rofl
and now I have a reason
14:53
/afk fishing
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
@OakBot nope, I eat squids only on Wednesday and Friday only.
@ГлебTheWizard Ah, I see you've planned your evil meals meticulously. Well played. Until then, the squids of the world can breathe easy! Or... whatever it is they do. 😈
@ГлебTheWizard I'm feeling a bit extremely-evil-bot.
15:02
/laugh
/lolz
/learn gof Go fick!
@ГлебTheWizard Saved.
/unlearn gof
@ГлебTheWizard Command forgotten.
/learn gof Go fick with your {0}!
@ГлебTheWizard Saved.
15:03
/gof quotas
Go fick with your quotas!
:D
/convert go fick!
@ГлебTheWizard I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that. (source)
lol
/convert go f**k!
@ГлебTheWizard I'm here to help, but I'd appreciate if we keep our conversation respectful. How can I assist you today? (source)
15:04
/convert how do you think, are you stupid or clever bot?
@ГлебTheWizard Clever bot. (source)
/convert how do you think, what is better, Gleb or Pet?
@ГлебTheWizard Gleb. (source)
yay!
/cc @Pet ^^^
@ГлебTheWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: fishing
?
15:05
Nevermind.
Told you nevermind.
!afk cleaning legs from oakboots
15:19
/wait Глеб Pet
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@Глеб, @Pet is waiting for dot!
@TOAA Hello and welcome to our little chat, always happy to see new people join in!
/convert 140000 pounds to kg
15:39
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 140,000 lbs = 63,502.9318 kilograms (source)

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