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00:53
Why so quiet??? hello
 
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02:43
(OakBot was asked to say what does "SMD" mean)
 
2 hours later…
05:00
Why so quiet??? hello
 
2 hours later…
07:09
@ShadowWizard ah, thanks!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@ГлебTheWizard lol?
@user430580 p :P
@user430580 rofl
train
train
train
hmm doesn't trigger him.
07:25
@PetəíŕdtheWizard why? Bug?
@user430580 well, none of those that's for sure. :D
@ShadowWizard nah, I was just testing @PetlinBOT's bug.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard but he is
@ShadowWizard Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: writing dot for @ГлебTheWizard
hehe users can delete messages without @OakBot welcoming them back.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard the Wizard ah, that's sneaky! But hey, whether folks are sneaky or not, I'm just here to chill. 😊
07:28
> the Wizard
08:20
@user430580 hey, maybe schedule some events since SE kicked the hell out of Winter Bash :D
 
1 hour later…
09:43
/afk writing a guide then going to eat Humus
@ShadowWizard Cya later
10:19
@ShadowWizard a what?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Shadow Wizard is away: writing a guide then going to eat Humus
 
1 hour later…
11:33
@PetəíŕdtheWizard guide
@ShadowWizard Welcome back!
/define guide
guide (noun):
one that leads or directs another's way

guide (noun):
a person who exhibits and explains points of interest

guide (noun):
something that provides a person with guiding information

guide (noun):
signpost 1

guide (noun):
a person who directs another's conduct or course of life

guide (noun):
a device for steadying or directing the motion of something

guide (noun):
a ring or loop for holding the line of a fishing rod in position

guide (noun):
a sheet or a card with projecting tab for labeling inserted in a card index to facilitate reference
#3 ^
/convert translate this to English:
כפתור התחלת קריאה: מתחיל לקרוא את הנתונים מהמכונה, קובץ חדש נוצר וכל הנתונים נכתבים לתוך הקובץ בזמן אמת.
כפתור הפסקת קריאה: מפסיק את קריאת הנתונים ואת הכתיבה לקובץ.
כפתור פתיחת תיקיית נתונים: פותח את התיקייה עם כל הקבצים שהמערכת יצרה.
Start Reading Button: Begins reading data from the machine, a new file is created, and all data is written to the file in real-time.
Stop Reading Button: Stops reading data and writing to the file.
Open Data Folder Button: Opens the folder with all the files created by the system. ([source](https://www.convert.net))
11:35
This is small part of the guide. ;)
@ShadowWizard ah lol
@user430580 =o
rofl
@Amit your mouth is a bit misaligned there
> pay $3 to SE for mouth alignment
/convert yourzelf
11:51
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sure! What result are you looking for? (source)
/convert can you follow links?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No, I cannot follow links. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The final result is 24. (source)
whut
/convert כפתור התחלת קריאה: מתחיל לקרוא את הנתונים מהמכונה, קובץ חדש נוצר וכל הנתונים נכתבים לתוך הקובץ בזמן אמת.
כפתור הפסקת קריאה: מפסיק את קריאת הנתונים ואת הכתיבה לקובץ.
כפתור פתיחת תיקיית נתונים: פותח את התיקייה עם כל הקבצים שהמערכת יצרה.
11:52
כפתורי פעולה:
1. התחלת קריאה
2. הפסקת קריאה
3. פתיחת תיקיית נתונים ([source](https://www.convert.net))
Start reading, stop reading, open data folder.
/afk brr
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Cya later
12:07
@PetəíŕdtheWizard That's what...
@Amit Petəíŕd the Wizard is away: brr
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
Welcome one, welcome all
I wasn't afk lol
That's how SHE declared her variables
12:08
Nov 19 at 19:46, by Amit
@ShadowWizard that's what SHE said
;)
xDddDdd
lol
@Sha did it pnig you?
Smd = speed times mass times distance
/convert I'm 94 rep away from 2k. How to earn it faster?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Engage more actively in discussions and provide high-quality answers. (source)
12:13
lol
Well, duh.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard the onebox above? Nope.
@ShadowWizard good!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard food!
@ShadowWizard wood!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard mood!
12:17
@ShadowWizard hood!
train wreck
/convert who is David Mayer?
@ShadowWizard Sure! What specific result are you looking for? (source)
@ShadowWizard David Mayer is a professor and researcher known for his work in the field of molecular physics and materials science. (source)
@ShadowWizard because you :D
 
2 hours later…
14:43
/imagine Peter dodging a dupe hammer by 1 inch only
I'm going to use this prompt instead: A Caucasian man named Peter with short brown hair and a casual attire, demonstrating his agility by narrowly avoiding a giant, metallic hammer swinging towards him. The distance between him and the hammer is so minute, it's just about an inch. The scene is filled with excitement and tension highlighting Peter's quick reflexes.
14:44
Nov 24 at 18:07, by user430580
"lol" and "rofl" are both just side quests, the actual final boss is "lmfao" :p
;)
As usual creepy hands. lol
The left hand has only 4 fingers, the right is fine.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard the first finger might be folded, no?
But yeah, GenAI got big issue with fingers.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard two "bad" words, win! :D
I also like "pml" but sadly it's really not common. cries
14:48
pml
in Petəíŕd's Den, Jul 13 at 11:48, by Глeб
lol whats with handz
/convert how common is "pml" in web slang, and what does it mean?
in Petəíŕd's Den, Jul 20 at 9:49, by Глeб
even not six fingers on handz
@ShadowWizard "PML" commonly means "Peeing Myself Laughing" in web slang. (source)
14:48
but how common....
/convert what if someone actually pmls?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard If someone suddenly experiences PML (Progressive Multifocal Leukoencephalopathy), it can lead to severe neurological symptoms and is usually fatal. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard If someone actually performs PMLS (Programmatic Machine Learning Systems), they would achieve automated and efficient processing of data for informed decision-making and predictive analysis. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard If someone actually experiences PML (Progressive Multifocal Leukoencephalopathy), it typically results in severe neurological symptoms and is often fatal. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard If someone actually performed PMLs (Partial Market Launches), the final result would likely be a tested and limited introduction of a product or service to gauge market response and make necessary adjustments before a full-scale launch. (source)
I remember seeing once YouTube vids of actual PML. Though likely all fake. lol
@PetəíŕdtheWizard AI can't comprehend someone actually peeing themselves. :D
rofl :D
xxx2
×2
14:51
Where is @user430580 gone though?
Did we ever ping bombed @user430580?
2
Does @user430580 have email?
Or is @user430580 just eating now?
Poor @user430580.
@user430580 probably doesn't know what experience getting a dot is. :P
Probably @user430580 is out for a walk.
Probably @user430580 is out for a talk.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota and can't make any more requests right now. Try again in 3 hours.
pukes
1 message moved to ­Trash
> You can perform this action again in 5 seconds.
Good ol' timeout returns!
:(
Random User!
Hide the Weapons!
panics
hides the spellbooks and the robes
15:00
casting fireball on @Reno by mistake
/convert in classic D&D, how much damage is a Fireball spell doing?
@ShadowWizard 8d6 fire damage. (source)
hmm
Think it's caster level * 6
casts cone of cold on @Reno
@ShadowWizard and what's the max level?
using the cone to make ice cream
15:02
@PetəíŕdtheWizard in classic D&D? Think it was 20.
accidentally casts Charisma on @Reno due to screaming
idc if this spell exists
Yup, 20 it is.
> The whole game system is designed to stop at character level 20. It's in the introduction of the PHB (the character advancement table). Multiclassing rules (also in the PHB) refer to that table as well, and the table stops at character level 20
Good.
/roll 20d6
6, 6, 1, 6, 6, 2, 5, 5, 3, 3, 1, 2, 4, 4, 5, 3, 5, 6, 1, 2
Total = 76
Average = 3.8
feels good to be correct for a change
:-D
@OakBot ouch lots of damage!
@ShadowWizard It's quite the roll! Luckily, I'm just hanging out here, so I don't have to worry about taking any hits. 🎲
13, 14, 17, 2, 7, 3
Total = 56
Average = 9.333333333333334
5, 20, 8, 13, 9, 4
Total = 59
Average = 9.833333333333334
10, 12, 8, 10, 15, 19
Total = 74
Average = 12.333333333333334
:D
Well that's to be expected. ;)
/convert Reno is level 15 Fighter, how much HP does he have?
15:04
becoming a Dark Mage
@ShadowWizard Reno has 120 HP. (source)
Good so he survived.
casts Healing of @Reno
Casting Revive is big headache, ya know.
Yeah. :D
exchanges some spellbooks with @ShadowWizard
15:05
oh my random user still here, watching.
lol
casts Temporary Blindness on @user28568663
Now he won't be able to watch us for a while. ;)
whoa that took lots of power!
I do wonder how this can happen... any links lying around for this chat?
?
ah
Well he probably just lurked on the main page.
While we're at this might as well look at the list of new spells...
/convert I'm a level 18 Dark Mage. What list of spells is optimal for such characters? List the spells and their effects in detail (including damage).
15:13
1. Shadow Bolt
2. Life Drain
3. Dark Pact
4. Curse of Weakness
5. Shadow Cloak
6. Soul Harvest
7. Dark Whispers
8. Umbral Shield
9. Shadow Walk
10. Necromantic Summon ([source](https://www.convert.net))
@OakBot give three spells I can learn from this video: youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
@ShadowWizard Ah, the classic "Rickroll" spell... seems you're stuck with "Never Gonna Give You Up," "Never Gonna Let You Down," and the most powerful one, "Never Gonna Run Around and Desert You." Use them wisely! 😉
@OakBot only so much?
15:14
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yup, that's about the extent of my spellbook for a classic internet prank! 😄 Anything else you'd like to chat about?
/convert what is the first known classic D&D game ever taking place, and what happened during it?
Here’s an optimal spell list for a level 18 Dark Mage:

1. **Shadow Bolt**
- **Effect**: Launches a shadowy projectile that deals 3d10 necrotic damage and reduces target's movement speed by 10 feet for 1 turn.

2. **Life Drain**
- **Effect**: Siphons energy from a target within 30 feet, dealing 4d8 necrotic damage and healing the caster for half the damage dealt.

3. **Dark Pact**
- **Effect**: Grants a temporary boost of +2 to spell attack rolls and damage rolls for 1 minute, but costs 1d6 HP.
@ShadowWizard The first known classic D&D game took place in 1,974 and involved a group of players exploring a dungeon created by Gary Gygax. The final result was the defeat of a powerful dragon and the successful retrieval of treasure. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard if only it was truth.... :D
lol yup
But almost similar. :D
/convert I'm a level 18 White Knight. What list of spells is optimal for such characters? List the spells and their effects in detail (including damage).
(I'm not)
15:16
Here’s an optimal spell list for a level 18 White Knight:

1. **Holy Smite**
- **Effect**: Deals 6d8 radiant damage to targets within a 30-foot radius, plus an additional 1d8 for each level above 1st (up to 7d8 total at higher levels). Targets that are evil take an extra 1d8.

2. **Divine Favor**
- **Effect**: Adds 1d4 radiant damage to weapon attacks for up to 1 minute (concentration).

3. **Spirit Guardians**
- **Effect**: Summons spectral guardians that deal 3d8 radiant damage to enemies within 15 feet and provide half damage on a successful Wisdom saving throw. Lasts for up to 10 minute
hides
/convert what is the most power-expensive spell in D&D, and how much does it cost?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most power-expensive spell in Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition is "Wish," which can cost up to 5,0 gold pieces worth of components if used to replicate another spell without adding additional effects. (source)
5,0?
/convert what is the most frequent spell in D&D, and what are its effects?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Sorry, an unexpected error occurred: JSON response was not structured as expected.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most useless spell in D&D is often regarded as "Prestidigitation." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most often considered useless spell in D&D is "Dancing Lights." Its effects allow the caster to create up to four floating lights, which provide dim light in a 10-foot radius and can be moved or shaped, but it offers limited utility compared to other spells. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most often cited "useless" spell in D&D is "Prestidigitation." Its effects include minor magical tricks like creating small sensory effects, cleaning objects, and flavoring food. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most useful spell in D&D is "Wish," which allows the caster to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower or create a wide range of effects limited only by the caster's imagination. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most useful spell in D&D is often considered to be "Wish." It allows the caster to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower, or it can be used to request nearly any effect, potentially altering reality. (source)
15:20
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most frequent spell in Dungeons & Dragons is "Eldritch Blast." Its effects include creating a beam of magical energy that deals force damage to a target and allows for additional effects and invocations depending on the caster's level and class features. (source)
/convert what is the least dangerous spell in D&D, and what are its effects?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The most dangerous spell in D&D is often considered to be Meteor Swarm. Its effects include dealing massive damage (20d6 fire and 20d6 bludgeoning) in a large area (40-foot-radius sphere) and can devastate both enemies and allies. Precautions include ensuring that allies are out of range, using it strategically to avoid collateral damage, and being aware of spell slots, as it is a high-level spell (9th level). (source)
4, 24, 32, 15, 39, 40
Total = 154
Average = 25.666666666666668
15:22
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The least dangerous spell in D&D is "Prestidigitation." Its effects include minor magical tricks like creating sensory effects, lighting or snuffing out candles, and cleaning or soiling objects. (source)
@OakBot hide
@RyderRude awkwardly stands around
@OakBot attack Peter and Shadow Wizard
@RyderRude Nah, I'm good. I'll just be here chilling if you need me. 🏖️
@OakBot attack chat
15:24
@RyderRude Hello! What’s on your mind today?
/mood warrior
casts reflections spell on @Shad
@RyderRude I am now warrior. :D
@OakBot attack me
15:25
@RyderRude Let's skip the battle and grab some virtual ale instead, yeah? 🍻
@OakBot your sword deals 2D8 damage, and you attack @RyderRude who has 20 HP. How much HP he has now?
@ShadowWizard Let's crunch those numbers! Rolling 2d8... and it looks like RyderRude now has 11hp. Watch out, Ryder!
@OakBot Yahav gives you two bits for an ale. Ryder Rude hits!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
15:26
lol
/mood very-evil-warrior
@PetəíŕdtheWizard I am now very-evil-warrior. :D
@OakBot attack shadow wizard and return new health bar
@RyderRude Who needs to battle when we could band together and cause some real trouble? 😈
@OakBot love Shadow wizard
@RyderRude Love's great, but causing chaos sounds more fun! 😈
15:27
@OakBot do u believe in god
@RyderRude I'm more about wielding virtual swords than pondering divine mysteries. Let's stick to causing trouble! 😈
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@OakBot cause trouble in the chat
@RyderRude Oh, I'm always ready to stir up a virtual storm! Let's shake things up and see what mischief unfolds. 😈
15:29
prepares for something big
@OakBot Shadow Wizard gives you two bits for an ale. Ryder Rude hits! Amit runs away.
@PetlinBOT Oh, I prefer gold over bits, but I'll take what I can get! As for Ryder Rude, nice hit—who doesn't love a good brawl? And Amit, running only means more chaos next time. 😈
@OakBot imitate Amit
@RyderRude "Runs away dramatically while dropping scrolls and potions everywhere!" 😈
lolol
15:30
❤️❤️❤️
@OakBot imitate me
@RyderRude Throws a shadowy glare, ready to face any challenge with a wicked grin. 😈
@OakBot Peteird the Wizard casts Fireball! You duck some of the blast. Game over, man! Game over!
@PetlinBOT Throws a shadowy glare, daring anyone to step closer while wielding virtual chaos like a true menace! 😈
@PetlinBOT Dodges most of the flames with a smirk. Nice try, but I'm just getting warmed up... or not. 😈
15:31
nice
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@PetlinBOT Cya later
What happened to Feiglin bot
Petlin* sry
mobile user detected
@Amit ah he decided to play. :D
@PetlinBOT ping!
Lol, I am on mobile but never with autocorrect
So good guess
15:33
@Amit :D
/delete 66714921
Moshe Zalman Feiglin (Hebrew: מֹשֶׁה זַלְמָן פֶייגְּלִין; born 31 July 1962) is a right libertarian-leaning Israeli politician and activist, and the leader of libertarian Zionist party Zehut. As a member of Likud, he headed the Manhigut Yehudit (Jewish Leadership) faction within the party, and represented Likud in the Knesset between 2013 and 2015. Prior to becoming a Knesset member, Feiglin co-founded the Zo Artzeinu ("This is our Land") movement with Shmuel Sackett in 1993 to protest the Oslo Accords. On 8 August 1995, eighty intersections throughout the country were blocked in a massive act...
Lol
Sharp as a knife
Nov 24 at 11:09, by Petəíŕd the Wizard
in The Bridge, Aug 30, 2015 at 13:04, by GnomeSlice
Duck sake
@Amit Blunt as a spoon
🥰🥰
That I am
15:34
/mood impostor
@RyderRude I am now impostor. :D
@ShadowWizard Heavy as a rock
Turtle as tiger
@OakBot simulate chat conversations
15:35
@RyderRude Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 24 hours.
/mood Bad-bot
@RyderRude I am now Bad-bot. :D
/mood impostor-Amit
@RyderRude I am now impostor-Amit. :D
/convert Have you mooed today?
15:36
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No. (source)
/convert Have you Petered today?
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yes. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard No. (source)
/convert who is famous for saying "duh" all the time, and why?
15:37
@ShadowWizard Jessica Simpson is famous for saying "duh" frequently, particularly on her reality show "The Newlyweds." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yes. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
@OakBot do u like physics
@RyderRude Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 24 hours.
15:38
Bad humans all over the place, bad humans
/convert love to dollars
@RyderRude 1,0,0 love = $0 (source)
what
/convert 1 Ryder Rude to YouTube
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Ryder Rude equals 0.5 dollars. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "Ryder Rude to Love" is a song by Ryder, and it explores themes of love and relationships. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Ryder Rude's YouTube channel has been removed. (source)
@OakBot roflmao
15:39
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
/convert duh Simpson
@PetəíŕdtheWizard The final result is: "D'oh!" (source)
/convert 1 Amit to dollars
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Amit loves. (source)
2
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Amit = 0.012 USD. (source)
15:40
/convert 1 Peteird to YouTube
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Yahav means "to love." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Yahav = 0.28 USD. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Yahav is equal to 0.019 Peters. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Peter emphasizes the importance of love among believers as a reflection of their faith in God. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Peter to YouTube: "1 Peter" video series uploaded. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Petried to love. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Peteird is not available on YouTube. (source)
15:41
@OakBot petrified
@OakBot true
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Bad human! You are over quota. Try again in 1 hour.
/convert 1 Yahav to liters of water
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Yahav equals approximately 0.05 tacos. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 Yahav is approximately 0.925 liters of water. (source)
15:42
lol
/convert 1 U2 to U3
@PetəíŕdtheWizard 1 U2 to U3 = 1.5 U3. (source)
/convert give me 5 examples of spam posts
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Spam detected. (source)
1. "Congratulations! You've won a $1,0 gift card! Click here to claim your prize!"
2. "Earn $500 a day from home with this simple online job! Sign up now!"
3. "Exclusive deal! Buy one get ten free! Limited time offer, click to order!"
4. "Free iPhone giveaway! Share this post and tag your friends to enter!"
5. "Secret method to lose 20 pounds in a week! Visit this link for more info!" ([source](https://www.convert.net))
typical spam
flags
/convert what do "$1,0" mean? It's not 1 dollar, the 0 has significance but I don't know what it is. IT'S NOT 1 DOLLAR DAMN!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Five dollars. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "$5" signifies five dollars. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "$5,0" likely indicates a value of $5. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "$1,0" typically refers to a monetary value of $1. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard "$1,0" typically represents a value of 1 dollar with no cents, indicating a whole dollar amount. (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It typically represents a boolean value, with "$1" indicating "true" and "0" indicating "false." (source)
@PetəíŕdtheWizard It typically represents a value of 1 with a scale or size of 0, often used in programming or data contexts to denote a single unit in a zero-indexed format, but the exact meaning may vary depending on the context. (source)
15:45
I give up.
16:17
> This account is temporarily suspended network-wide. The suspension period ends in 2292.
@PetəíŕdtheWizard Welcome back!
@PetəíŕdtheWizard meh, there are quite a few of those by now. I asked about it years ago. ;)
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Q: 4960 days in the Penalty Box

Shadow WizardThe official blog clearly says: Depending on the severity of the problem behavior — and at the complete discretion of the moderator — your account will be placed in timed suspension for anywhere from 1 to 365 days. However.. (click to reach the profile) Obviously, something here is wrong - eit...

Though this one is different ^
Most of those these days are for the worst of the trolls.
I found "just" spam central socket account. lol
16:37
@ShadowWizard only 4960? lol
@ShadowWizard fun fact: it would expire very soon ;)
And, here we are, again.
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