We’ve just rolled out a new Quick Start guide to help new users learn the basics. Here’s one example, but you can find any site’s version by going to sitename.com/about.
“Please, make yourself at home. Oh, actually, could you not sit on that? Yes, it looks like a couch. That’s what makes it so avant-garde. But it’s actually art. Whoah, careful there, too – I see your confusion, as that does resemble a doorknob, but it’s actually a very small furnace. And – I’m sorry, but – could you NOT use a coaster? We’re testing the effects of wet drinks on finished wood, and coaster usage generates noise in our data.” …