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13:01
@RоryMcCune that other rory
I've resolved the issue now
good stuff :)
@kalina sorry - what?
What did I do?
and yes, only a complete moron would promote a new room owner who is hardly ever here
but that's avid's MO I guess.
Oh - never mind
I see
@kalina Look who's immediately violating the "be nice" rule after she's complain that I have done it.
13:02
@Simon possibly like the way you get annoyed by people who call you names
How about not calling her nurd?
Might as well not say a damn word to her in the future.
Or just not call names
By the way, if I were annoyed by people calling me names, I'd be annoyed 24/7 in here.
13:04
@Simon sounds about right :op
o pls
@Simon sorry but you walked into that one :)
@Simon see?
Exactly - and I have seen how on occasion that does really annoy you. So let's all back down on the name calling
And this includes mods and room owners...
Let's turn this room into a world of fluff!
13:05
No - but let's back off when folks do start to get annoyed
Hello guys, my name is Fluffy Simon.
@Simon you fluff yourself;)
@RoryAlsop so what we're saying is that as an exclusive member of the "ex-room-owners" club I'm the only one that can call people names?
Pffft
@RоryMcCune good loophole
@RоryMcCune you seem to be now included in 'regular room users'
13:07
@SmokeDispenser that's a mistake surely, isn't it like being president where you get an emeritus position?
is there a room pwner group ?
pls all b nice
@RоryMcCune should be that way. Yet, emeriti get to keep their offices. you are not italic anymore.
Fluffy Simon does not like when people speak in a fluff-less-ly way.
Morning
13:09
anyway, back to my article
Morning Fluffy Markus.
@MarkBuffalo, good afternoon :)
How is it going on this fine fluffy day?
@MarkBuffalo we're being nice/fluffy to each other today
it's a new thing
13:10
Ah....ok
Hello my fluffies
@MarkBuffalo Whoa there, I hope the "f" stands for "fluff"!
we're avoiding swearing, nastiness, name-calling or other unpleasentness
@MarkBuffalo Hello my little fluffer!
Yes, wow the fluffy!
@Simon bahahahahahaha
@RоryMcCune ah, nice. I need to work on my language
someone should get right on and update the room description and tags to make sure we're all on the same page :)
13:12
@RоryMcCune ?
@RоryMcCune Mostly as ex-President of the U.S. you just get whopping huge speaking fees for the rest of your life. And secret service protection. Which would get annoying, but it's better than not having it, I guess.
Hello fellow fluffer @Xander!
@Xander nice, I look forward to that!
@RоryMcCune I'd vote for you, but only if you'd help me use your cronyism (or develop it if you don't have it) to make me rich
@RоryMcCune actually there are a couple of others...
hey remember that time when somebody with privilege unilaterally decided to add some arbitrary person to the room owners list?
13:14
Yup and is Poly still a room owner?
NOPE.
and remember that other time, someone did that and noone got upset? Even turned out to be a good thing?
That's a room owner adding another room owner.
well @AviD, just an FYI, it would be useful if the room owners were actually in the room at least daily.
because otherwise they're pointless
@kalina who me?
Please all, consider wrapping your sentences around some fluff.
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13:15
@kalina maybe me ? e_e
I can't even spell the long-form pls right.
@kalina oh iszi? Isnt he here at least as often as I am?
You said "Please," instead of "pls"!
@silverpenguin er... no
@MarkBuffalo Yeah, sometimes people make me do that.
13:16
@silverpenguin Oh my...
@AviD you're barely here enough to be considered active
Somebody did suggest your name @kalina...
@kalina hmm
What about @RoryAlsop?
Or @Xander
I'd like to make a meta post about a markdown that creates some fluff around words.
13:17
Or @Simon
or @kalina
Could this be implemented quickly?
they're both mods so that would be pointless
Or @M'vy
I don't want to be a room owner
I'd like some clouds and possibly the color pink.
13:17
@MarkBuffalo both already mods, so pointless
that's too much like affiliation
@MarkBuffalo all those possibilites that could have been considered...
I just bougt 24 doughnuts for my office forgetting that only 5 off us are in
Clearly needs to be someone with lots of magic internet points
Or @TerryChia
13:17
@kalina and I was ninjad
Or wait... wait, I know!
@silverpenguin You guys are gonna be real fluffy after those.
Magic Internet Points = Good Room Owner!
@BarryCarlyon tbh
@MarkBuffalo indeed, there were lots of options available
13:18
Make him room owner
not only am I not active, I am sloooow
@BarryCarlyon will be back next month in time to say 2 things
@MarkBuffalo wrong timezone, also basically pointless
then we'll see him again inin May
U FOOOKING WUT M8?
13:18
@AviD No.
:ooooooooooooooooooo
U WANNT FITE ABOOT IT?
Not even close.
@BarryCarlyon WHOA THERE!
SOME FLUFF PLEASE!
/me throws a gauntlet down
13:19
Wow, he said 3 things this month
Uh oh... Something went wrong
/me fluffs @Simon
I almost expected Barry to ask if Mark wanted to wrestle, but then realised it wasn't Simon
@BarryCarlyon why would you throw the gauntlet down? shouldnt you put it on?
13:19
in fact, you kinda lost the best choice for room owner in @RоryMcCune
maybe slap him in the face with it?
It's too heavy @AviD
fake mustache @silverpenguin <--- this guy is awesome, real nice view on the world and rules with an iron fist.... make him a room owner
@RoryAlsop Fluffy Simon would never dare to try to hurt somebody.
cuddles the fluff
What about @ThomasPornin ?
He's here pretty much every day with the rest of us fluffy nerds
13:20
o.0
is fluff meant to jiggle like that @Simon ?
I'm guessing this fluffy thing started because of my complaint
@MarkBuffalo The word "nerd" has been declared non-fluffy earlier.
@MarkBuffalo he has made it clear he does not want any responsibilities here
13:20
that's actually pretty annoying as well
aside from answering like all the questions
returns to work
obviously the solution is the removal of the problem
@kalina am I the problem?
I feel like lately I've been the problem.
@BarryCarlyon this must be why you're the only one who rarely talks :(
13:21
clearly I missed something
you're the only one in here with a jorb!
Perhaps I'm just not here enough to know better.
@MarkBuffalo Such Work Much Work Very Wow
@Simon ah, my bad. sorry. fluffy electronic bookworms?
@MarkBuffalo Much better!
Well done Fluffy Markus.
13:22
Thanks, Fluff-Master Simon.
My pleasure.
I'm waiting for a meeting, then will likely bow out afterwards
for some work. that must. be done.
@MarkBuffalo now that's just wrong in so many ways
@RoryAlsop I'm sorry, fluffy Rory. What did I do wrong? If you'd like me to add some fluff, I can do that.
I'm more than willing to fluff.
@AviD a suggestion would be that when taking decisions relating to an entity where you feel you are not often present and therefore are perhaps not aware of the position, perhaps canvassing the opinions of the people who are commonly present before making any unilateral decisions affecting it would be the wise course of action
13:23
look how many stars that got
it's almost like we're trying to tell him something
@RоryMcCune I wanted to request that to be fluffed but nope, that's quite legit.
shame it isn't going to make any impact at all
@RоryMcCune so basically make a majority decision rather than unilateral ?
@RоryMcCune TLDR
@RоryMcCune agreed. Can you please come back now, if I promise to abide?
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13:24
your promises are worthless, you promise many things but I am yet to see you deliver on one of them
(btw wouldnt that be bilateral? Since there were at least 2 in agreement...)
@kalina that's politics, baby. ;-)
@kalina what promises though?
oh I don't know, literally everything you say
@kalina very little of it is promises. Most of it is crap.
puts on a kalina voice you promised the manatee ice cream insert fire
@silverpenguin In a fluffy way, right?
13:26
don't worry, I'm just starting my downward spiral that results in me going awol for six months a few weeks early
@Simon I am lost on this fluffy thing can you link me to context?
If I am going to participlate in the caucus of room members to elect the next room owner, I vote for @RоryMcCune
you leave the room for a burrito and you miss the end of days
@kalina actually if it were up to me, I'd rather you stay. Not that it IS up to me, or that I have any input whatsoever.
@M'vy yeah, chat rooms are their users essentially .. otherwise it's just a web page..
13:27
@silverpenguin No context is needed, my fluffy student.
@RоryMcCune that applies to the entire SE model but you don't see SE giving a shit
@Xander I second the motion
@kalina well they have elections for site mods which is at least some semblence of democracy
@RоryMcCune Yeah, but I lost that, so it's clearly a sham.
lulz
13:28
@Xander :D
@RоryMcCune vote trump
@Xander wait, that's ambiguous. Do you vote for @RоryMcCune to be in the caucus to elect the room owner, or you're saying you are in the caucus, and you vote for @RоryMcCune to BE the room owner?
lolwut
13:29
@Xander but so did @Simon, so it's not completely fluffyless.
@AviD The latter.
@AviD Both!
@Xander ah see.
@AviD This is true!
@AviD PLEASE. THAT'S NOT FLUFFY-LIKE.
Coming from you anyway is very unsurprising.
13:30
@Simon wait a sec...
I don't think you'd be allowed to join the fluff club anyway.
You'd only cause trouble.
@Simon better?
I'm not sure what to think.
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lol
Maybe it's time for the fluff council to meet.
13:30
you gotta give him a point for trying
I think it reflects badly on everybody that @Simon has gone from name calling to openly mocking and you've all joined in
@Simon How's your PWK going?
Name calling is very unfluff-like, I wouldn't dare to act in a such way.
@MarkBuffalo Very good so far, quite entertaining.
feeling upset over stuff that happens on the internet isn't something I really want in my life
@Simon I reeeeeeeeeeaaaallly want to do it. Waiting to pay off debt first.
13:33
@kalina true indeed
@kalina I'm trying to figure out exactly how a request to be a bit more empathic ended up with folks going a wee bit doolally...
A huge part of the training in the fluff club is learning how to convert your frustrations into happiness.
@RoryAlsop internet?
@RoryAlsop because that's the atmosphere in this place
@Simon shut top :op
13:34
@kalina today, it seems so
:OOOO
I'm wondering what words I have to use for SE to actually delete my chat history this time
@kalina or it's just @Simon being a muppet
@kalina noooooooooooo
13:34
@kalina really?
@RоryMcCune A fluffy muppet, right?
@HamZa What is this?
That seems excessive
hey @Simon point made, stop being a muppet
:op
yeah, last time they deleted the site accounts but not my chat account
13:34
@kalina well don't go and do that
@MarkBuffalo "Course materials for Modern Binary Exploitation by RPISEC" seemed interesting
^ what he said
@HamZa thank you. I'll bookmark this and forget about it soon
@RоryMcCune I could say the same... ;-)
13:35
Everyone, stop being muppets! Be excellent to one another!
hehe
@AviD WHOA.
@Matthew careful, it's that kind of talk that got us into this mess :)
hey caucus, y'all ready to vote @RоryMcCune in as room owner? ;-)
my god this room is like a shitty text version of eastenders im waiting for peggy mitchell to come in and tell @Simon to get out her pub
13:36
NO I'M NOT DOING IT THIS TIME
@AviD Oh because you're the one who decides when a new room owner has to be elected?
@silverpenguin did you not know about #DaysOfOurDMZ?
@AviD I think we need to get, you know, @RоryMcCune to agree to step up...
@Simon lolwut
@Matthew ideally, yes. Technically...
;-)
@RоryMcCune clearly I missed it, is david attinborough going to narrate over it?
13:37
@silverpenguin bash.org/?967
> It’s Dash: US bank stops man’s payment as dog’s name resembles Daesh
@silverpenguin nah it's more an american style soap opera with like cliff hangers and shoulder pads and stuff
@MarkBuffalo Sigh.
> A US bank blocked a man’s online payment to his dog walker because his service dog’s name sounded like a dreaded terror network.
'MERICA
13:38
@MarkBuffalo sounds like the problem people at Scunthorpe County council had with their e-mail filters
and yes that is a real place
But we don't go there
Nobody wants to go to Scunthorpe
The Scunthorpe problem is the blocking of e-mails, forum posts or search results by a spam filter or search engine because their text contains a string of letters that are shared with an obscene word. While computers can easily identify strings of text within a document, broad blocking rules may result in false positives, causing innocent phrases to be blocked. == Origin and history == The problem was named after an incident in 1996 in which AOL's profanity filter prevented residents of the town of Scunthorpe, Lincolnshire, England, from creating accounts with AOL, because the town's name contains...
huh I didn't know the problem had it's own wikipedia page
@MarkBuffalo we are convinced this dog is working directly with ISIS members and is trying to infaltrate 'merica ...donald trump says he will fund the wall around the owners house him self to protect his country
@RоryMcCune bahahaha
@MarkBuffalo aahhahahah
13:41
> In February 2004, in Scotland, Craig Cockburn reported that he was unable to use his surname (pronounced "Coburn") with Hotmail; Hotmail suggested spelling his name C0ckburn (with a zero instead of the letter "o"), but later reversed the ban. In 2010 he had a similar problem registering on the BBC site where again the first four characters of his surname caused a problem for the content filter.
LOL
@MarkBuffalo a relatively common surname in Scotland
I see it as cock-burn
@MarkBuffalo It's a right pain in the neck...
So coburn... okay, got it now.
@RоryMcCune Used to live near Cockburnspath
targeted ransomware is a thing now D: (ref: Samsa)
@MarkBuffalo This... sounds familiar.
@ThomasPornin Hahahahahaha Pornin.
Poor man.
I remember one place I worked that had "bad word" filtering on, the phrase "Don't be too hard on yourself" got blocked, I ended up writing a regex to work out why it was blocking...
@RоryMcCune At some point one of the schools I was in was blocking some hardware seller, but the pornwebsite with one letter difference was not blocked. This was demonstrated to us by a teacher who had informed them about the stupid filter rule before and decided to test during a lesson if it was fixed or not. It wasn't.
13:46
@Arperum heh, that could've been embarrassing I can imagine...
@ThomasPornin Poor you. Is that how you came up with bolet?
@Arperum a colleague here was wanting to buy a rucksack, and thought he'd look on the Blacks website, that being an outdoors store. It's not a .com though... That was something different
@MarkBuffalo No, it is unrelated. However, it does imply than when I send an email to someone with an Hotmail address, my email gets classified as spam.
@Matthew I don't get it. Black people have their own website?
Hotmail is a piece of crap.
13:47
@RоryMcCune He told us before, and 80% of the students were 19-20 year old. It's not like any of us cared.
@ThomasPornin That's funny. Hotmail sucks.
I also tried to get an hotmail address with my name, and of course the system refused because of a "forbidden word".
@Arperum yeah all fine if people are willing to take things in an adult fashion
@ThomasPornin heh
@MarkBuffalo No, blacks.co.uk is an outdoor store. The .com version, well, has some people outdoors, but not doing things you want to see when in work
13:49
@RоryMcCune 20 year olds. Acting in an adult fashion. I don't know what universe you grew up in. But most certainly not this one.
@Matthew I don't get it... I'm gonna check it out
wait... nsfw?
never mind.
@RоryMcCune I had that, it was blocking on a linked list class, because it had a method .GetHead()
@MarkBuffalo Make sure you do it at work in full volume within an earshot of the entire company.
@Arperum cough cough
@Arperum eh, I'm probably old by 20 my memory was that people would be trying to be adult about it, at 14-16, no chance.
13:49
i was born in 1995
it also blocked one of the programmers putting his name in a comment, because his surname was "Van Dyke"
@Ohnana you're a babby
how is babby formed
@MarkBuffalo stork man come
stork person
@Ohnana Oh so the stork has to be a man now?
13:51
@DavidFreitag stork pay gap is terrible
@RоryMcCune For a certain definition of adult about it.
@Arperum Like "Oh hey there's boobs. Is that a vagina?!" Instead of "OMG WHAT IS THAT?!?!?! WE NEED AN ADULT!"
@DavidFreitag I don't think I have seen that second reaction at any point in my life.
it's common with middle schoolers
for best results tell them that looking at porn will damage them forever
@Ohnana "Heh, well then I'm permanently damaged."
Just to watch them squirm.
13:58
@Arperum I have... when I was a kid, in school. Us boys were all laughing after taking a tour of some reproductive facility, and the girls were embarassingly trying to cover the parts.
There was much flip out
wat ze fuck
Wat is a reproductive facility...
I must've been... 5 or 6 years old
@RoryAlsop More importantly why were they touring it naked
@RoryAlsop I have no idea... I don't remember. We went there on a school trip, and there was some sex education thing
No... there were pictures of reproductive organs on the walls
14:00
I'm not clear on what you were doing, where you where doing the thing, and what other people where doing while you where doing the thing at the place.
Sex education for 6 y/o? pls
@Simon Yeah, not something I agree with...
@MarkBuffalo Was it on the rez? I bet it was a porn studio.
@DavidFreitag No, I lived off the rez briefly for a year
Pennsylvania
Pensyltucky?
14:01
Hmm... Drifton.
Near Hazleton
Ah, went to school in Freeland.
anyone here a perl ninja and wana help me out??
@DavidFreitag Also, they were just medical drawings... quite graphic, though
near scranton?
I think we went to visit some reproductive clinic... I don't even remember.
well, kinda near scranton
14:05
ya
I've been there too
but I don't know where this clinic was
we went on a bus
@Ohnana Everytime I hear "Scranton" it reminds me of The Office
Which brings the feels man
I have already decided I dislike perl
@silverpenguin good call
@RоryMcCune yea to bad for me though when I have to use an application that doesnt want to work because httpd_conf or some crap dont work pulls out hair ... have you tried googling any issue with perl? it comes up with how to install it for several pages
14:29
when the bulk of your documentation revolves around installation u gonna have a bad time
When the bulk of your face revolves around your nose u gonna have a bad time
@silverpenguin :D
Hi
I live near DMZ
@JAEMTO In South Korea? Or another DMZ?
Yeah South Korea
14:39
@SmokeDispenser dammit i thought someone was helping me but you just sent me two dots and a big D
@silverpenguin that's perl for nuke from orbit.
@SmokeDispenser sobs man i just want to get this working e_e once its running its running
./this --work
@silverpenguin or: fuck
@JAEMTO we're north koreans
@JAEMTO why are you suddenly in various chats sort of asking the same thing?
14:46
Pleased to meat you
@RoryAlsop did he ask something?
(here)
Very similar wording
@JAEMTO Do you praise the Glorious Dear Leader, Emperor-King of the Kim Dynasty, Kim Jong-Kardashian?
Send him to the Western Kaenye gulags for his insolence.
@SmokeDispenser nope - I sleep
@schroeder good to know. I saw you being active on the site before during my work hours, and then I saw you're active here when I sleep. That made me wonder :D
14:56
@schroeder so how's everything? Been busy?
@SmokeDispenser I live west coast Canada, so my awake time is at an odd time to Europe
@MarkBuffalo SUPER busy
@MarkBuffalo packing up a family to move to a new country long term has a lot of small details to consider that one doesn't in any other move
@schroeder I see. Thanks for the clarification and nice to see you in chat, after having had comment exchanges on the site for like 2 weeks;)
@schroeder oh, yeah. You about to or just finished?

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