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18:04
@DavidFreitag I'm using antergos platform
u wot
subliminal messages
18:05
you know like those massive cock pictures between the frames in Fight Club
I got a huge fucking bonus
Target: 5
and I just read that as I got a huge fucking bon...
Max: 10
Your score: 10.3
@TildalWave I hate it when that happens in the middle of a meeting
Adjusted: maximum. half of salary as bonus
Wooooow
18:07
@DavidFreitag LOL
Please stand and give your presentation. Uhh... do you all mind if I sit?
stop imaging people naked then
@TildalWave It's like my brain just likes to fuck with me
This bonus is so frigging huge! !!
I'm freaking out
I'm gonna keep powerleveling these bonuses now
Let's all give thanks to all powerful Athiesmo
18:11
No, let's thank Jesus
(that was a futurama reference)
evening
@RoryAlsop watcha'
salut
18:19
@RоryMcCune haw's it gaan
@kalina \o
Hey @RoryAlsop
@RoryAlsop is that english
@MarkBuffalo A'ight
@RoryAlsop woot eees zis
@Ohnana how is it going
@kalina zees is groot!
18:19
@RoryAlsop I am groot.
@RoryAlsop nae bad lad, hae mesel a wee cup o' tea and some ruby code
@kalina p good, just gorged myself on pizza with my coworkers
@Ohnana no that's what he said
@RоryMcCune barry
@kalina We. Are. Groot.
My feels (ಥ﹏ಥ)
18:20
@DavidFreitag I am groot.
@DavidFreitag We am groot?
@RoryAlsop am yo oroight
@kalina naah cocker. You'se you, incha
@RoryAlsop you'se from up norf
you wanna make summat of it lets av it
18:23
@kalina a'body's so far doon sooth, they're a' ferryloupers
@RоryMcCune lmao
@RоryMcCune Yaaaay love it
@RоryMcCune xubuntu has been sitting at installing open-vm-tools for like a half hour now
@DavidFreitag yoinks!, that installs in like 1 minute on my shitty broadband connection...
@RоryMcCune haha
18:28
@RоryMcCune VMWare shows using no CPU usage
Seriously, people can't left pad on their own..?
@DavidFreitag any network usage?
@RоryMcCune Nope
No HDD or network blinky lights either
@DavidFreitag sounds like it's just hung, which is very weird, I'd kill it do an apt-get clean reboot do an apt-get update apt-get upgrade and try again...
you get a better class of VMWare/ubuntu problems tho'
I've never seen that one
@RоryMcCune Well it installed using the "easy install" method
And it never even booted into xubuntu it just went black screen and printed "Installing open-vm-tools" and apparently went out to lunch
18:31
@DavidFreitag I tend to avoid that, but only 'cause it always sets the language to US
@RоryMcCune I didn't see a way to not use the easy install
I wonder how many linux users hold the technical high ground when being snobby about windows but use the automatic installation options to install linux
@DavidFreitag you tell it it's not got a CD during the setup of the VM then add it after the setup is complete :)
there should be an "I'll install an OS later option" IIRC
@RоryMcCune Oh, use the "I will manually install OS later"
eh
@DavidFreitag that's the one
18:32
@RоryMcCune Why is being hung weird?
Never mind. I just read the rest
@RоryMcCune Well after killing it and rebooting, Installing open-vm-tools showed up and flashed by
Did I mention... raise + highest possible performance bonus, even as the "new guy"!
dances
@MarkBuffalo Look if you're going to masturbate in public please don't do it here
@MarkBuffalo it's because you've been reporting on all of us
you filthy spy
Not gonna shut up about this for a while
18:34
you had better
@kalina yes, but we still haven't captured you
well of course you haven't
Looks like it hung at boot again :|
@kalina you're next. I'm told if I get you to break opsec, I'll get a the whole salary as a bonus instead of half
@DavidFreitag Lucky you.
well you best stock up on rations then
18:36
@kalina I already know who you really are
Looks like it's hanging on (or just after) * Stopping Mount network filesystems
Taylor Swift.
@MarkBuffalo bla bla bla
Well there's some hdd activity
@DavidFreitag there's your problem
in 2016 storage is done with ssds
18:37
@kalina securitay
I'll do storage with whatever I damn well please.
@DavidFreitag crystals?
Hey look at that it finally fucking booted
@MarkBuffalo you know nothing
@MarkBuffalo PoC || GTFO :op
18:40
@kalina correct phrasing should be "You know nothing @MarkBuffalo"
What is it with ubuntu and putting the taskbar at not the bottom?
Who the hell thought that was a good idea?
@DavidFreitag if it's xubuntu you can move it
@RoryAlsop no
well maybe
but I don't care
@RоryMcCune Yeah just trying to figure out how
only a month to go !
18:41
@DavidFreitag lol ubuntu
@kalina me neevah tbh
LOL
lol
@kalina well it's xubuntu
@RoryAlsop no stop that I'm not very good at it
@DavidFreitag For "plain" Ubuntu, the rationale is apparently that screens are now "wide" so vertical space is the scarce resource now, not horizontal space.
18:42
@DavidFreitag which is still a ubuntu
@RoryAlsop Operation Grandslam, for instance?
just with xfce
@kalina Kinda yeah
@DavidFreitag right-click --> panel --> preferences , remove check box for "Lock panel"
then move it
@RоryMcCune Securitay
18:42
then re-click check box
@MarkBuffalo no
@RоryMcCune well I tried. I give up
@RоryMcCune Yay the world is finally right again!
@MarkBuffalo tut-tut if you're planning to do OSCP you need to internalize their motto "Try harder"
@MarkBuffalo well not in this case 'cause that way creepy stalker-dom lies :)
@RоryMcCune @MarkBuffalo can't proof of concept me
@kalina Only nurdz know this.
18:44
@Simon no
gotta say so far I do quite enjoy xfce
@Simon makes sense given that @kalina is a huge Nurd
@RоryMcCune no
@DavidFreitag xfce is the best of the lot imo
@kalina pls
18:44
@DavidFreitag VMWARE TOOLS MASTER RACE
@kalina pls you know what xfce is -> huge nerd
@RоryMcCune Indeed.
@RоryMcCune luls, if someone wants to remain anonymous, I don't want to try. It doesn't feel right. Joke around? Sure.
@RоryMcCune pls I'm not a huge nerd
@DavidFreitag no
@Simon you know that's deprecated by VMWare right?
18:44
@Simon no
@MarkBuffalo the Pakistan war thingy?
@kalina Denial is a terrible thing
@RоryMcCune Whaaaaaaaat? Workstation is always bothering me to upgrade them anyway!
@DavidFreitag this isn't denial it's correction
@DavidFreitag also a river in Egypt
18:45
@RоryMcCune oh - what's the replacement? (And don't say "Docker" ;-P)
@RoryAlsop I don't understand your implication
@kalina NURD
@RoryAlsop pft. And you call yourself old. This is from Goldfinger, I think. An older James Bond film
@kalina Screen moved as I was about to click on Rory's message
18:46
WEE WOO WEE WOO NURD ALERT
@DavidFreitag I AM NOT
@Simon nope
"VMware Tools will continue to be available under a commercial license. It is recommended that open-vm-tools be used for the Linux distributions where open-vm-tools is available. VMware will not provide OSPs for operating systems where open-vm-tools is available."
Operation Grand Slam was a key operation of the 1965 Indo-Pakistani War. It refers to a plan drawn up by the Pakistan Army, in May 1965, to attack the vital Akhnoor Bridge in Jammu and Kashmir. The bridge was not only the lifeline of an entire infantry division in Jammu and Kashmir but could also be used to threaten Jammu, an important logistical point for Indian forces. The operation ended in a failure for Pakistan Army as the stated military objectives were not achieved and subsequently were forced to retreat following a counterattack by the Indian Army. == BackgroundEdit == Following the Rann...
18:46
@RоryMcCune o ffs I didn't think open tools was from vmware.
@kalina NURD NURD NURD NURD NURD
"You know nothing, Mr. Bond"
Maybe I should have asked the resident president nurd.
you know that in order to categorize me as a nerd you'd have to be nerdier in order to comprehend everything that would be required to make an accurate categorization?
therefore I cannot be president nurd
18:47
@Simon who... @kalina ?
"Operation Grand Slam, for instance...?"
@RоryMcCune Yes, indeed.
Maybe I should rename her to "kalinurd".
Hehehehehe.
@MarkBuffalo nurd ;-P
18:48
Goldfinger (1964) is a British spy film, the third in the James Bond series and the third to star Sean Connery as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond. It is based on the novel of the same name by Ian Fleming. The film also stars Honor Blackman as Bond girl Pussy Galore and Gert Fröbe as the title character Auric Goldfinger, along with Shirley Eaton as the iconic Bond girl Jill Masterson. Goldfinger was produced by Albert R. Broccoli and Harry Saltzman and was the first of four Bond films directed by Guy Hamilton. The film's plot has Bond investigating gold smuggling by gold magnate Auric Goldfinger...
1964
dammit
Operation Grandslam!
Wanna know if I was even born in 1964?
Please turn in your #Fogey mittens here.
:p
fogeyttens
18:50
Fogel Mittens!
Aren't fogey mittens just a piece of fur that you hold?
amusingly, Fogel make refrigeration units, so they may actually have mittens
@DavidFreitag dovid, wanna hear a song with a girl that sings in it that I actually like?
@Simon Do you want to hear my favorite?
No.
We've had enough YMCA already.
@DavidFreitag DOVID DOVID DOVID I GOT THE LINK IN MY CLIPBOARD SAY YES PLS
It's gonna get erased by some code soon.
!collapse-last-post
and I'm a nerd
@Simon luls, copy and pasting from Stack Overflow?
his favorite song is from a video game soundtrack
@MarkBuffalo No from my own code pls.
18:54
fml
@kalina yours too?
possibly a slight repost as I love her voice
@MarkBuffalo no
Listen to that lady's voice. It's incredible
@kalina but one of your favorites is from a game?
@DavidFreitag DOVID THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
I EXPECT YOU TO BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS I REQUEST YOUR PRESENCE
Ok you missed it
soz dovid rip
My name is Dovid McMisser and I just missed a link.
At least his last name is not McCune so he can be happy about that.
@MarkBuffalo oooh that's a difficult question, I don't have "one" favorite although thinking it through extensively I can't think that any of my favorites are from games
@kalina all of my favorites are from games. I can't hear them that well anymore though
But I have good memories.
Zelda music... all of it. From every console, every game
@RоryMcCune not half bad
@MarkBuffalo what did you do to your hearing?
@MarkBuffalo always wear earplugs!
19:02
@kalina It's just been fading slowly since I fell like 200 feet
@RoryAlsop the drummer is super-into-it...
oh - not good
And go KO'd
@RoryAlsop always :p
@RоryMcCune I got halfway through - Lexie loves it - but had to then play her the original
@RoryAlsop they have some other good covers too youtube.com/user/coltrane78/videos things like slipknot and GnR
19:06
@RоryMcCune heh - Du Hast is in there
What's up homies?
It's been a minute
I'm being asked to consider a position as a "Security Evangelist" for a well-known security products/services company - it looks like a great position, but is it career suicide? Is there life after "evangelism"? Will all the cool kids shun me?
@schroeder depends
In the UK we have a few I'd class as evangelists - about half do it right, and the others die a death
@schroeder total suicide
19:14
@RoryAlsop how does one do it right? (shutop @Simon)
@schroeder What "evangelist" means is that you will be sent to preach security to unbelievers, and there is a non-negligible property that you will end up nailed on a cross.
you might as well just retire now and start a new career stacking shelfs
@schroeder suicide.
@ThomasPornin lmfao
@schroeder key is having at least some of your evangelising on stuff you have discovered/developed, not just for a company
If you make one mistake, everyone will remember it
19:15
@ThomasPornin yeah, I'm trying to stay away from anyone named "Judas" ... or "Thomas" ...
@RoryAlsop yeah this
Otherwise you'll be just a front man
@schroeder it's the Rorys you need to watch out for
and you'll be treated like a marketing person. Or worse - a salesman
@RoryAlsop ah - great point
19:16
ehehehe @schroeder the salesperson
Stallman is an "evangelist".
Do you want to be a Stallman?
Oh noooooo
don't be a stallman
@kalina why? Our evangelising is all about converting people to Roryism (like Dudeism, but cooler)
pls
19:18
So if it's presenting at conferences - that can be fine. You will have seen videos from McAfee, J4vv4D and others covering a wide range of reputability
once Roryism gets popular, Christianity will just re-write part of the bible again to say they were there first
@kalina pah - those newbie upstarts
speaking of upstarts, where did @Simon go
@kalina I knew @Simon was a religious fanatic
@schroeder - but I evangelise a bit, myself. I tend to tell folks about Security Stack Exchange. I push some of the professional memberships a bit.
I talk to schoolkids
19:19
you should stop advertising this aids place
@RoryAlsop I'm always talking about secse at work.
(perfect starbait - I thank you)
dammit - no stars for that?
shucks
I'm sure everyone wants me to shut up about secse
tough crowd tonight
@MarkBuffalo you need to stop telling them it's all about teh secse teims
@RoryAlsop for what? I starred it
19:20
@MarkBuffalo pfffft - I meant the line immediately above that
@kalina this
Bah
@MarkBuffalo what
I don't know why that would be starred
I don't know why your face would be starred
@kalina because it's nuttier than a bowl of cashews
is that what you look like without makeup
was the first image I got when googling for star face
@RoryAlsop KISS. Is that a euphemism?
@MarkBuffalo hahahaha - of course: Keep it sec.se, stupid
I... I like that. Have a star
Tempted to post a photo here of myself
But I need a kilt to do it
19:27
@MarkBuffalo as we have to use Facebook@Work, I decided I'd set my profile picture on it to be me in full Doktor Mayhem garb... lol
@RoryAlsop lol
it may confuse folks :-)
I sent it on linkedout
That's me mid desmiling
And the wife
jeez - you are a tall thing!!!!!!!!
or maybe your wife is 2ft tall?
She is uh
149cm
19:32
:-)
I honestly couldn't tell the difference until I looked at us in the mirror
And then pictures. But by then, I had already fallen for her lol
@RoryAlsop I was speaking at a Rapid7 event at RSA, and asked if any of the people there were members here, no one raised their hand - I stopped my prezo and talked up SecSe pretty hard for a few minutes
@schroeder Awesome :-)
@Simon Sorry I was getting stabbed with needles
hey there
19:37
@schroeder thank you
@DavidFreitag tattoo would be more fun than bloodwork
I post secse links on my linkedin
@RoryAlsop 3 nurses 5 needles and a neck tap later...
@schroeder :D
And will be posting others in the groups,maybe...
@DavidFreitag ....neck tap?
What kind of freaky stuff is this? I've never had a neck tap
19:40
@MarkBuffalo they take blood from veins in the neck instead of the arm
I prefer sucking blood from the neck too
Pornu hiding under the stairs: i.imgur.com/T6HqKZm.gifv
He does not look happy.
She got a needle out and I was like that's not gonna work
She was like I know what I'm doing
Stuck it in, like two drops of blood come out. Me with a big smile on my face.
@DavidFreitag uhhhhhhhh... this kills the person?
@MarkBuffalo If you're not super careful
19:43
@DavidFreitag hahahaha - yup. Smugface
@DavidFreitag baha
The red cross always has a head nurse on staff. She's a bit older, gruff, lost all bedside manner, but she's damn good at what she does.
Her face scarred from battle, nary an expression across her face. Walks over effortlessly jabs me in the neck and walks away.
The other nurses stand in awe, one might even pass out. I sit there, big smile on my face filling the pint bag with gusto.
"head nurse"
@RoryAlsop Yeah, she was like "hmmm... maybe you're right, let me try another vein."
And that turned into "let me try the other arm..."
I look like a freaking junkie
@kalina head nurses are the best... erm ...
19:48
i'm super hard to stick, the nurse got it on the first try painlessly
"oh i'm new here" i called her a bullshitter lol
(she was)
@Ohnana I read the first three words and just got taken aback a little
@DavidFreitag Yeah, after a while, nurses become cold, jaded, have PTSD stares, etc
@MarkBuffalo if you could read you wouldn't've been
@Ohnana Note to self use improved prison shank plans on @Ohnana...
@Ohnana this is the dmz. I'm scarred for life
@MarkBuffalo No I think it's an overwhelming "Can't give a fuck"
19:55
@DavidFreitag that's it
Which I totally admire
They also gain 400lbs for some reason
(not sure why)
@MarkBuffalo That's the can't give a fuck coming full circle
Almost all nurses I run into are morbidly obese ;/
@DavidFreitag yea
I'm such a skeptic that I don't think I've ever been sure about anything
19:57
Wtf @ the Burr Feinstein bill
I'm literally bailing if this becomes law
Literally
Woo you can move to europe like me
They're trying to pass a law to mandate back doors in all encrypted products in the United States .
Never gonna happen
19:58
Btw, the terrorists will still have perfect encryption
Just not us
Schneier did a massive paper about why that would never work
For starters all US crypto people will leave the country
@MarkBuffalo I was in hospital over the xmas holiday and had to have an IV line put in by a retired nurse who was brought in to fill the staff shortage .....

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