The DMZ

SmokeDispenser

15:00

@MarkBuffalo that.

Mark Buffalo

And if someone tries, I'd lol because I like attention

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo you know what they say, it's impossible to keep a big knob a secret :))

Abhimanyu Aryan

I have started using Protonmail for enhancing security for my personnel work

Mark Buffalo

One person tried to blackmail me once, lol

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo when ever you have posts on security do you ever tend to find that people try to hack your accounts like its fair game or something ? xD

Abhimanyu Aryan

15:01

@MarkBuffalo what did he say?

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin all the time

Some times I let the infection persist for a long time

And really screw with them

It's in a controlled environment, and they don't realize it

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo It used to happen to me alot when i was younger because of a really shitty youtube video I have up... i hate that youtube video as its embarrassing but it has 32,000 views I cant just let it die xD

Ohnana

@silverpenguin link for great justice

Simon

@silverpenguin TO YOUTUBE!

Abhimanyu Aryan

mostly if you ignore them you are good

SmokeDispenser

15:02

@silverpenguin give url.

silverpenguin

OK no one mock me please

PLEASE

Simon

I can't promise.

SmokeDispenser

beg the interwebs.

good luck. with. that.

Simon

LISTEN TO THAT DUMB ACCENT

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA

Nice trumpet.

silverpenguin

:P

I dont wana keep it there

u have the link now

Abhimanyu Aryan

15:04

you can piss them off with ignoring. Some people would post "ohh just got hacked"

that's what they want

Simon

miniclip

o pls #tbt

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin I intended to pin because I want the sound.

Ohnana

@silverpenguin now that is blunder years material

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, I might as well twitter myself the link then;)

Simon

"I don't wanna give my IP address away"

WHO CARES

o ffs look at this IE

silverpenguin

15:05

@SmokeDispenser haha :P be cool brah be cool

@Simon stop hating man I was like 13 when i made this maybe 14 I was pro l33t man

TildalWave

@silverpenguin So in under 2 minutes we see your face and your IP address? Is there more?

silverpenguin

@TildalWave nah thts it :P

Simon

Sorry I couldn't make it to the end.

silverpenguin

holy shit i think imma delete this video... i just watched it all the way through and man it has old links at the end and everything

@Simon I dont blame you man it was painful

Simon

At least you don't sound like a dumbass.

SmokeDispenser

15:08

@silverpenguin I Emailed it to my private account.

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser il delete it later... il let you watch it first

@Simon if you wana hear me sound like a dumbass listen to one of my other videos called elmos adventure...

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Heh, we all did incredibly stupid shit online as kids...

Did and said.

Rory Alsop

@TildalWave I use the band ones for publicising gigs, recordings etc

Mark Buffalo

Like hacking NASA. Don't dwell on it. move on.

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin Thanks. Why delete it though? just go with it.

Rory Alsop

15:09

@ThomasPornin some data may or may not be 100% accurate

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo you are telling me :P the only reason this video is still online is because it has 37k views... thats a big internet win for me

@SmokeDispenser because its sooooo badddd xD

TildalWave

@silverpenguin maybe you should, there's loads of info in it about you (I'm not gonna even mention them)

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, you have been a 1337 h4xx0r kiddie making horrible vids. so what?

Mark Buffalo

(I'm kidding about NASA)

silverpenguin

@TildalWave yea, this is also a biggy this is why im going to delete it later xD

Mark Buffalo

15:10

Silver, delete it and move on

Spare yourself the shame.

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop yeah OK and I used it to promote other things like shelter activities et al. but that doesn't actually count as private info gone public

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, I'll ping you when I'm done. about 18:30 I guess.

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser ok haha il keep it there for you for a little while! this video is already over the web anyway i think...stolen a few times by metacafe and stuff like that... i will turn it to unsearchable for now and it will be deleted by 9pm :P

SmokeDispenser

oh, and btw, I actually use my fb account as it's meant to be. to communicate with those that do not have real IM.

@silverpenguin, UTC? can do.

Simon

Probably 9 PM brit time.

Which is also known as dumb time.

diagprov

15:15

Do we have a link for this video?

Simon

Yeah you missed it, soz.

I can link and then delete if you're up for it.

kalina

#bored

Rory Alsop

#chair

diagprov

@Simon ready

kalina

#bed

Rory Alsop

15:16

If we're playing word associations I'm ducking out now @kali - before I let on too much

kalina

...

Ohnana

dohoho

kalina

sure, now my super active creative imagination isn't going anyplace with that cliffhanger

Ohnana

beds are for... cuddles!

pervs

silverpenguin

@Ohnana can i has cuddles? e_e

kalina

15:17

MANATEES DON'T CUDDLE

Ohnana

@silverpenguin nope

Rory Alsop

@sil - e_e just looks like a shifty burglar...

TildalWave

@kalina I think they do

silverpenguin

@kalina so is that a no from you as well ?

kalina

@TildalWave no

@silverpenguin yes

@TildalWave no

SmokeDispenser

15:18

again?

kalina

@silverpenguin yes

SmokeDispenser

I cannot find the dupe. has it been deleted?

silverpenguin

@kalina yes yes? or yes no ?

TildalWave

silverpenguin

@TildalWave im pretty sure we can count these as double negatives

Ohnana

15:20

@SmokeDispenser if you put a duplicate vote on the first one, the dupe should stil lexist

SmokeDispenser

I cannot find the first one to flag this one.

Ohnana

@SmokeDispenser i gotchu

i found it

SmokeDispenser

the last one was just closed, not duped. has it been roomba'd?

silverpenguin

@kalina im big spoon... @Ohnana montana you had your chance... now you lost me e_e you wont get these sexy manatee lumps

Lucas Kauffman

might be a long shot, but anyone here experience with Allen Bradley PLCs?

SmokeDispenser

15:21

@Ohnana nah, you found another one;)

Ohnana

@silverpenguin GOOD (ಠ益ಠ)

Rоry McCune

Simon

wadafuk

Rоry McCune

@Simon it's a manatee cuddling a shark

Lucas Kauffman

@DavidFreitag you any clues

SmokeDispenser

15:22

@Ohnana there was exactly the same post here this morning. with the same string. and it was on SO and yahoo questions as well

TildalWave

Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator

►

Simon

@RоryMcCune It looks like it's taking a bit out of the shark.

SmokeDispenser

@Ohnana yet, this dupe might be a better fit than closing.

Ohnana

@SmokeDispenser i am gud at SE

diagprov

@Simon awwwww poor @silverpenguin .

Simon

15:24

@diagprov Isn't that the greatest video you've seen in a long time?

SmokeDispenser

@Ohnana I meant this

silverpenguin

first bit of paper: gets KFC grease on it second piece of paper i dribble on it... can someone just wheel me in to a home so i can live out my final days in peace

Ohnana

@SmokeDispenser yep, that's a 404 page

SmokeDispenser

(feed reader cache to the rescue, as roomba'd)

Lucas Kauffman

@TildalWave I'm trying to build an exploit to open a valve through a PLC, but I can't seem to establish the difference between my packets and the packets sent from the HMI server

SmokeDispenser

15:25

@Ohnana, tha 10ks can tell if roomba'd or deleted by op to repost.

diagprov

@Simon It makes me smile. Just about everyone has tried to circumvent school internet filters.

Lucas Kauffman

someone actually allowed me to play with their PLCs and I want to make the most of it :P

SmokeDispenser

anyway, same post, same new user... mods be mods:)

Rоry McCune

@Simon yeah, it's a struggle-cuddle

TildalWave

@LucasKauffman you're mr. Robot now? :O

Lucas Kauffman

15:26

I wish

he actually makes things WORK

TildalWave

have you tried a replay attack?

kalina

@silverpenguin What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, get you love drunk off my hump.

silverpenguin

@kalina BEP is a good band, this song was also good back in the day

kalina

BEP is a band not a song

Rоry McCune

@kalina no BEP!

kalina

15:30

game over manatee, game over

silverpenguin

@kalina yes i know sorry I should have used a comma

would a comma have been right :/

kalina

that would not have made your sentence correct

silverpenguin

dammit this english is hard

SmokeDispenser

@SmokeDispenser i deleted the question — AlexNotTheLion 1 min ago

kalina

das engles ist cake

iz bord need liquid

LIQUID DRUM AND BASS

Simon

15:32

I called somewhere to get an estimate to repair my washing machine: it costs 86$ to get them to come at my place and 35$ to do the estimate.

THE WASHING MACHINE IS NOT EVEN WORTH THAT MUCH

Rоry McCune

@kalina wat

Simon

WADAHELL

kalina

idunowatijustzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Rоry McCune

@kalina ahh sleep deprivation that explains everything

kalina

RIDE THE PIG

Simon

15:33

PIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

silverpenguin

having to listen to some BEP now... lets get it started

SmokeDispenser

@RоryMcCune, can you still see the deleted Q and verify I'm not mistaken and it's exactly the same as the one already closed?

Lucas Kauffman

@TildalWave yea

kalina

I'M LOVIN' YOU PIGGY I'M LOVIN' YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Simon

no

kalina

15:34

yes

Simon

Doubtful.

kalina

2

RIDE THE PIG

Simon

no

kalina

yes

Rоry McCune

@SmokeDispenser those two questions look the same to me...

Simon

15:35

Doubtful.

kalina

no

silverpenguin

spider pig spider pig

Lighty

RIDE ITTTT

SmokeDispenser

@RоryMcCune right, then mods should fix that :) thanks, wasn't too sure.

Rory Alsop

To counteract my previous happiness at having better IE. We also have FB@W

But then... It is cake, so that's good, right?

SmokeDispenser

15:43

@RoryAlsop, care to take a look at this and this?

Rory Alsop

I can look, but am on small mobile so if it requires anything complicated it will have to wait until I'm home

SmokeDispenser

e.g. all questions of him/her? asked the same question twice, deleted the closed and asked again.

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop porque?

Rоry McCune

@Simon is this you security.stackexchange.com/users/104537/worsedoughnut

SmokeDispenser

@RoryAlsop, I see. I would've suggested a merge or undelete and link as dupe. wait for home then:)

Rory Alsop

15:46

That individual has tried (successfully) to reword their question

SmokeDispenser

@RoryAlsop, hu? I cannot see the deleted question but I see no difference to what my feed reader has cached.

Rory Alsop

Sorted. It is a dupe of another post

Very different

silverpenguin

why do people think its easy to just add a stock feature into ecommerce? I have to do a large amount of code changes and database changes and UI and UX changes... but people think its just small change.... oh and I want to ensure adding this function in does not hinder performance :@

Rory Alsop

Original asks what the encryption is. Second post asks how to find out what encryption is used

SmokeDispenser

I see.

Rory Alsop

15:49

@SmokeDispenser they deleted the original one themselves

SmokeDispenser

BTW, didn't the comments of the original one link a google result that had the answer?;)

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin because walking

@smo - dunno

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop but i dont get the FB@W thing?

SmokeDispenser

something about math beeing the purest of all sciences. reminded me of the xkcd.

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop weird on my screen the deleted Q shows the same Question text as the second one

SmokeDispenser

15:51

well, whatever:)

security.googleblog.com/2016/03/…

aaaah, so the FBI gets help from isreal. So much for the FBI/Apple coop idea?

AviD

@SmokeDispenser heh, not surprising - that was actually my first guess when they said "someone" was helping them...

also, you read hebrew now??

SmokeDispenser

@AviD, I don't, but Heise security translated it.

AviD

16:06

heh

Simon

@RоryMcCune pls that can't be me, I know the proper spelling of "donut".

@AviD Of course it doesn't surprise you since you're the one who helps them.

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana drinchev.com/blog/alert-npm-modules-hijacked that didn't take long...

Mark Buffalo

@SmokeDispenser interesting read

Of course it's an Israeli company. ..those guys hack the frigging planet

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo security.stackexchange.com/a/118359/71460

Simon

Hebrew is read from right to left?

Crazy animals.

Mark Buffalo

16:12

@Simon yea

@SEJPM nice

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo tinfoil 4 life!

diagprov

@Simon I disagree. You're missing a few letters there Simuhn.

Simon

@diagprov You don't even know how to spell my name when see it right in front of your eyes so plsssssssss

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM I'll read it soon

Simon

The only good thing about Easter: day off.

silverpenguin

16:26

@Simon chocolate

Simon

@silverpenguin If you eat too much then you become a manatee so that's not good.

diagprov

@AviD How does the Israeli company translate into English? Google translate is not helping much here :(

silverpenguin

@Simon man I eat atleast 1 meal from a fast food place EVERY DAY .... and i have the body of a greek manatee god, I dont need yo health tips

diagprov

@Simon Sure I do Sahmun.

Simon

@silverpenguin I wouldn't brag about eating fast food every day.

kalina

16:31

@silverpenguin manatees are HUGE

Simon

@diagprov ffs

diagprov

@Simon I believe the correct expression is "pls".

Simon

It greatly depends on my mood.

kalina

manatees are literally 11x heavier than me

silverpenguin

@kalina yea but im one of those rare sexy manatees with a 3 1/2 pack and stuff

kalina

16:32

LITERALLY

Simon

@kalina And since a 40 years old trucker from Des Moines would weigh about 250 pounds, that's quite a lot.

kalina

-.-

shuttop canadian

go back to fart jokes

Simon

:D:D:D:D

When did I ever make a fart joke?

kalina

oh, my mistake, I guess your jokes just stink.

Simon

wtf are you always setting yourself up like that?

I feel like everything you say is scripted.

Oh my GOD! ARE YOU A BOT?

kalina

16:33

...

Simon

@RоryMcCune !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kalina

oh my gosh am I a bot :o

but no

clearly the shut top and the fat jokes was southpark

Simon

I wanna rewatch the WoW episode.

silverpenguin

@kalina so you weigh almost nothing D:

im 1/4 the weight of a slim manatee :<

Simon

That sounds heavy.

silverpenguin

16:36

@Simon 110kgs ish...

Simon

wat

How tall are you?

silverpenguin

@Simon 197cms

Simon

jeezus christ you giants need to stop drinking height enhancing water.

silverpenguin

@Simon pepsi?

Simon

lulz

But yeah I guess your weight is fine for your height.

Maybe a tiny bit overweight?

What does your doctor say about your weight, fugly manatee? Tell us.

Mark Buffalo

16:39

@Simon A gallon of Milk per day?

Simon

@MarkBuffalo Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.

Rоry McCune

@Simon what's up?

silverpenguin

@Simon yeaa i could do with losing a few pounds .... and haha my weight is actually fine, but it never hurts to lose a few :D i have low body fat percentage so its all good.. I want to get back down to 80kgs but that would require having the motivation to gym

Simon

@RоryMcCune Kalinuh is a bot.

@silverpenguin 80 kg sounds unhealthy for your height.

Rоry McCune

@Simon tay.ai <-- she'll be an instance of this for sure, the clues are all there

Mark Buffalo

16:42

Dunno, I got down to like 78kg from running all the time in China

Or 79kg

Simon

pls roro that website doesn't work

Mark Buffalo

And I'm bigger than silver

diagprov

@Simon try tay.ai

Mark Buffalo

My bad. 92kg

Simon

@diagprov That works, thank you incorrect speller of the word donut.

Mark Buffalo

16:43

Ok, that's unhealthy, silver

diagprov

@Simon That's you, Mr Canadian, but you're welcome.

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo just did the calcs it was 90kgs... im english i speak in stone and pounds xD

Mark Buffalo

92.9

Ah, that's alroght

JukEboX

@silverpenguin so 9 stone?

silverpenguin

@JukEboX 14

JukEboX

16:45

@silverpenguin I am 17 stone

silverpenguin

@JukEboX yea thats what i am now :(

JukEboX

How tall ?

Mark Buffalo

21 stone here

:(

JukEboX

I mean Stone is pretty mjuch just 10 pounds no?

Simon

da fuck are stones

I can deal with kg but stones? pls

silverpenguin

16:46

@JukEboX im 6ft 5

diagprov

@Simon you find them outside. They might also be called "rocks" or Pierre.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon What @AviD uses to punish heathens

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo its not to bad! you at like 201cms

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin 203 or 4. Maybe 5

Simon

@diagprov Yes, and they all weigh differently.

diagprov

16:47

@JukEboX 1 stone = 14 pounds.

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo lets meet in china and go jogging! we can be jiggle buddies

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin lmfao

Simon

@diagprov The average rock weighs 14 pounds?

TildalWave

> Urban birds may be smarter than their country cousins, new study suggests

I gotta be honest, I hoped it'll be a different type of an article :)

silverpenguin

@TildalWave not the kind of birds you were thinking ? :P

TildalWave

16:49

aye

diagprov

@Simon the ones we used to measure with yes.

Simon

You silly Europeans referring to women as birds.

Mark Buffalo

Americans do as well

TildalWave

@Simon it's not as offensive as what men come out as in such naming convention :)

Mark Buffalo

Birds, honies, bunnybuns

diagprov

16:50

In fact, I think Simon might be the only person to call his girlfriend a doughnut, to which he adds insult by misspelling it.

Simon

!!!!

TildalWave

@MarkBuffalo dude wrong c word

kalina

@diagprov I always saw that as an insult too

Simon

SHE LIKES IT

SHE NAMED HER HEARTHSTONE ACCOUNT WITH THE WORD "DOUGHTNUT" IN IT

Because she thinks the proper spelling is "doughnut" like you, lunatics.

Mark Buffalo

:28463253 Sorry, I get called this a lot

TildalWave

16:51

yes @MarkBuffalo well done you! :))

kalina

@MarkBuffalo yes well I don't even want to see it.

TildalWave

male birds are cocks

Mark Buffalo

@kalina apologizzies in the hizzies fo shizzies

TildalWave

part of me is

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo if it helps i enjoy seeing it

kalina

16:52

@Simon I might just flag this because I know it will get approved

Simon

Go ahead, I'm the master of them flegs.

I collect flegs like I collect weens.

TildalWave

it's not even offensive, it's just zoology

kalina

you probably love the ween even more than I do

which is shocking

Simon

WEEEEEEEEEEEN

diagprov

@Simon Sounds like a sensible lady to me.

Mark Buffalo

16:53

@Simon Just wondering, are you like, bicycle usually?

silverpenguin

@Simon weens in irelend is another word for kids... and this sentence makes me uncomfortable

kalina

what is @Simon's favourite song? Abba - Dancing Ween

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Just wondering, are you like, bisexual?

Simon

THAT'S TOO MANY FLAGS

HANG ON, ANSWERING SPREE INCOMING

kalina

polysexual

Simon

16:53

@diagprov YES

@MarkBuffalo NO

@silverpenguin OK

TildalWave

@kalina Frank Zappa - Dancing Tool (pls version)

Simon

@kalina NO

@MarkBuffalo RE-NO

Mark Buffalo

@Simon full blown gay, then?

Simon

@MarkBuffalo RE-RE-NO

Mark Buffalo

Ah, so you just like weens. Okay, I can live with that.

Simon

16:55

An heterosexual man can't enjoy weens without getting the bi or homo card? We're in 2016 for donuts sake!

Mark Buffalo

Lmfao

Choking on my chicken

kalina

@Simon but you admitted to loving ween more than I do

Mark Buffalo

If i die I'm coming back to haunt you

Simon

I did not admit that.

kalina

and there are things that I do with weens that I wouldn't even want to discuss in detail

Simon

16:56

If typing in caps "WEEEEEEEN" translates to yes then we have a few issues.

kalina

so if you do those things as well, you definitely false advertise your orientation

pervert

TildalWave

@Simon's got no orientation, he's confused

Mark Buffalo

No, post-Choking gasps

Simon

o lawd watch him pull the bicurious card now

ffs

kalina

are you bicurious?

because I bet your donut would love 2 guys 1 girl

Simon

16:57

no r u

kalina

hah, I wouldn't say curious, that would indicate I haven't yet experimented

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin youtube related ping. now, let's delete that, "shall we?';)

Mark Buffalo

@kalina erm, experience?

Simon

Nah it'd make her feel bad, somewhat feel like an object.

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser you watched it :P ?

TildalWave

16:58

@MarkBuffalo was that a euphemism?

kalina

@Simon an object? Clearly doing it wrong

the men are the objects

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin, I also am quite let down my the website.

Mark Buffalo

@TildalWave I'm eating Americanized Chinese food. Includes chicken.

Simon

@kalina Are you sure they're not women?

Abhimanyu Aryan

I just came across authy how to secure facebook. Pheww

silverpenguin

16:58

@SmokeDispenser hahaha I recently closed it

SmokeDispenser

@silverpenguin > However, the subdomain sharpaim.moonfruit.com is available.

silverpenguin

@SmokeDispenser oh you mean the moonfruit one?

Mark Buffalo

@AbhimanyuAryan delete all your pictures, and then your account?

Simon

fkin_moonfruit_lol

David Freitag

@LucasKauffman Unfortunately the only experience I have with industrial PLCs are the standalone variety (ie not connected using modbus etc.)

Abhimanyu Aryan

16:59

I have 2000 followers. What about them?

silverpenguin

@Simon It was over 8 years ago stop hating on me and my life

Mark Buffalo

@AbhimanyuAryan delete account? FACEBOOK is cancer

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