The DMZ

Simon

17:03

@diagprov I wouldn't understand a single word for a week.

You'd all be like "u wot m8 lad oi"

Matthew

@Simon We'd take you for a cheeky Nandos, or maybe down curry club at 'Spoons. Obviously, we'd import those too

Simon

@Matthew Good because I was about to say that we don't have anything that sounds this silly here.

silverpenguin

@Simon do you have pubs?

Simon

We have taverns and bars, yes.

And a ton of local beers.

silverpenguin

@Simon but do you have pubs. named something which makes little sense and normally refers to an animal or person and a body part

Matthew

17:07

@Simon Do you have a national chain that, on Thursdays, does a meal deal of a curry from a selection, and a pint of beer/cola for relatively little money?

silverpenguin

like the ducks left testicle

Simon

@silverpenguin Hum I don't think so.

Matthew

@silverpenguin Sometimes they are rude. You forgot about the Fighting Cocks

Simon

@Matthew I don't think so #2.

@ThomasPornin Pornu do we have those? ^

silverpenguin

@Matthew that just means male chickens -_-

Simon

17:08

@silverpenguin Or it means fighting weens.

Matthew

@Simon The specific day may be varied

diagprov

@Simon Haven't you been in Canada longer than Thomas (and therefore shouldn't you know)?

David Freitag

eugh 3 hours of sleep

diagprov

@Simon Nah we don't all speak this way. Depending on where in the UK said Brit is from, that sentence might sound very different too.

Simon

@diagprov Yes but he absorbs knowledge and always has the keys nearby to unlock all of it

David Freitag

17:10

@silverpenguin Isn't it the duck's guts?

Also, that reminds me of when twitter burned to the ground with a bunch of biologists talking about duck ~~vaginas~~ reproductive organs.

Matthew

There is also the Yorkshire for "It is not in the tin": tintintin

Simon

What about Tintin?

silverpenguin

tintin was an awesome show / comic

ruff ruff

Matthew

@Simon Oh, if Tintin isn't in the tin, it would be Tintin tin tin tin

Simon

@Matthew Sure but what if the said Tintin is made out of tin?

Matthew

17:12

@Simon And if the tin that Tintin belongs in has a picture of Tintin on, it would be Tintin tin tin Tintin tin

@Simon Tin Tintin tin tin Tintin tin

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Simon

Can any Brit call an ambulance? I think @Matthew is having a seizure.

silverpenguin

I got a badge for starred responses e_e

I would like to thank everyone who helped me get to this moment

especially @Simon who finds anything funny

Simon

I don't star much though, soz.

silverpenguin

in which case then i thank @MarkBuffalo for his pity

Mark Buffalo

I haven't starred you

silverpenguin

17:16

this is the most awkward acceptance speech ever

Simon

rekt

David Freitag

@silverpenguin Yeah because it's full of lies

(Also you forgot to thank your mom, and your agent)

silverpenguin

@DavidFreitag damn your right

Simon

And your beautiful girlfriend that made everything possible.

silverpenguin

I also thank my news agents and my mum for missing her appointment at that clinic

Simon

17:17

jeezus

David Freitag

@Simon Haha, only @Simon would say @Simon's mom is beautiful

Simon

o pls dovid

diagprov

@Simon does it include timetables of curry-serving establishments though?

Mark Buffalo

visited stackoverflow randomly

Simon

@diagprov WHAT'S UP WITH THE DAMN CURRY?

Mark Buffalo

17:18

someone with 7k+ rep suggested a piece of code vulnerable to sql injection

Simon

YOU CURRY OBSESSED TEA CRUMPETS EATERS

Mark Buffalo

I swooped on that so hard

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo dont go to SOF its a dark place, full of try hards

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo link for great justice?

Simon

@silverpenguin Hey fugly man-a-tee, it's called SO, not SOF.

As a matter of fact, you look like a SOF.

Mark Buffalo

17:19

1

Q: How to read data from oracle database by user inputted table name with condition?

I am trying to read data from oracle database where user will input the table name. There is no problem here. But when i am adding any condition then it is showing error. The code has given below with stack trace. package jdbc_test; import java.sql.*; import java.util.Scanner; ...

Simon

He's also a "Principal Architect" at some company.

I wonder what other vulnerabilities he has architect'd.

Mark Buffalo

wow. wtf

David Freitag

@Simon Literally all of them.

And a few nobody knows about.

Simon

Probably

silverpenguin

e_e

lets find him

Ohnana

17:22

No need to negative mark. Surely I can go over the whole best way of doing but I highlighted the exact issue. You could have mentioned all right ways of doing JDBC in your answer. — Bhushan Bhangale 1 min ago

...

Simon

Yeah he's an idiot, I'm replying to him.

Ohnana

(also let's not all jump on the guy and downvote, that's poor form)

Simon

Sure, let's all downvote one at a time.

David Freitag

@Ohnana This is the internet, where our form might be poor, but nobody cares.

silverpenguin

many down votes for him

deed02392

17:23

@DavidFreitag what you up to

David Freitag

@deed02392 Sending out batches of LinkedIn requests, you?

Simon

You know what? I wouldn't have had downvoted him if he didn't reply that comment.

He's one of those idiots who won't admit it when they've messed up.

silverpenguin

@Simon same, but the fact he doesnt even comprehend he is teaching someone poor form is just rude and arrogant

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin s/your/you're :-) you're welcome

Simon

Yep.

David Freitag

17:24

@Simon Oh don't blame them, they're probably still fresh from university where they taught him programming from like 5 years ago

Simon

RORO BE NICE TO DA PENGUOON

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop man you are on my english today

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin It's a bad habit of mine. I proofread everything I read. Upsides include getting credit in books/newspapers. Downsides include annoying people :-/

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop know annoyances here :P i dont even notice the mistakes

Ohnana

guys, you downvote-trained really hard

silverpenguin

17:27

Im a lazy typer, i dont think before i type, i can spell just requires more thought than i give

Simon

@Ohnana SUE ME

David Freitag

@Ohnana I'm Switzerland.

Herringbone Cat

Anyone ever play with alienvault OSSIM? About to give this thing a whirl and wondering if it's worth my time

David Freitag

Many think I don't interact because I'm lazy. In truth it's because I just don't give a damn.

silverpenguin

@Ohnana he was rude and refused to comprehend he was in the wrong, he could have accepted he was wrong but was arrogant and insisted his deadly code was right to teach. the problem is not vulnerbilities but people not being taught how to NOT program them in

Rory Alsop

17:28

@DavidFreitag hahahahaha

David Freitag

@HerringboneCat Never heard of it. Should play Alien: Isolation with Oculus.

Simon

@DavidFreitag I don't get it.

Ohnana

@silverpenguin i know. but i'd rather not have this room get the reputation of "lynch mob"

Herringbone Cat

@DavidFreitag sadly my video game days are over and I use my PS4 as a media center for plex and netflix ^-^

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop It's like when my friends (who are quite seriously dating) get in an argument and then they both turn and look at me expecting a tie breaker. Switzerland.

silverpenguin

17:29

@Ohnana I get your point, but its not like it happens often

Simon

Wow, I removed the dust off my work's laptop and I can actually see something now.

I suck.

Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag I got it - I just like the turn of phrase :-)

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop It also works as comic relief. Every time it happens we all end up laughing. Which is nice because maritals are always super awkward.

Iszi

I'm curious if anyone has a way of seeing Facebook as a Facebook user, without actually being a Facebook user. It seems some stuff is set up as "public, but only to Facebook users". And there's some items of interest there, but I really have no desire to actually register - in fact, I have a strong preference to avoid it.

David Freitag

@Iszi I've never once felt the urge to make a Facebook.

Ohnana

17:33

@Iszi fake profile with generic name?

Simon

Only nurdz don't have a Facebook account.

I can name 3 nurdz really quickly: oszi, dovid and pornu.

Ohnana

and there's also a "friends of friends" setting

Simon

Point proven, you're welcome The DMZ.

Iszi

@Ohnana I'm actually so averse to becoming a Facebook user that I don't even want to do that.

David Freitag

@Simon Or people who have only one friend

Ohnana

17:33

@Iszi then you don't get to see the content, gg

Rory Alsop

@Iszi sit with a friend who is one

Iszi

@Ohnana gg? Good Game?

Rоry McCune

@Iszi my trick is to keep social networking sites in a separate firefox profile

kalina

@RоryMcCune TI is probably your card then, the price jump beyond that is much steeper and the TI isn't all that much more than the base 980 in the grand scheme of things

Rоry McCune

@Iszi and only fire that profile up when looking at those sites

Simon

17:34

@DavidFreitag I probably have less than 10 people that I care about on Facebook but I still use it to get updates about music and other stuff that I like.

Ohnana

@Iszi yeah, game over

David Freitag

@Iszi wow, you really need to ask?

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Did that once. But I'd rather have independent access.

David Freitag

@Simon Meh.

Rory Alsop

@Simon If I didn't have to use it I wouldn't

Simon

17:34

@RoryAlsop Why do you "have to"?

Mark Buffalo

While I agree with Bhushan trying to help out the OP by pinpointing the problem, a word of caution on what he;s trying to do will make it a better answer. This doesn't deserve that many negative votes anyway. — asgs 5 mins ago

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Was just trying to figure how that fit into this context.

Rоry McCune

@kalina yeah, only downside is that I'd be marginal on power with a 550watt so might have to redo that, which would be a little pricey and very painful (the cables are all neat at the moment, and I'm unlikely to leave them as neat afterwards...)

David Freitag

@Iszi Just surprised me you didn't know

Rоry McCune

but you're prob. right

Mark Buffalo

17:35

because intentionally allowing SQL injection attacks doesn't deserve a downvote. dafuq

Simon

@kalina Nurd.

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Dude, I knew gg as "good game" before the Internet was cool.

Simon

@Iszi No you didn't.

David Freitag

@Iszi Yeah hence why I didn't understand why you asked

Iszi

@Simon Yes, I did. And so did your mom.

Simon

17:35

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rory Alsop

@Simon because two reasons

Band and Falkland Islands

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Because abbreviations can have different meanings in different contexts, and the expected meaning didn't seem to fit the current context.

Simon

@RoryAlsop wot

Does the island not function without Facebook?

DOES IT SINK IF IT DOESN'T HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?

OH MY GOD SAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iszi

@Simon Facebook is what sustains the turtle upon whose back it resides.

Rory Alsop

@Simon It functions within itself across 2-metre radio perfectly well. But for me to communicate with my friends there is trickier

Simon

17:38

@Iszi Majora's Mask style, I like it.

Rory Alsop

telephone is incredibly expensive satellite stuff

Simon

@RoryAlsop Ah I see.

Iszi

@RoryAlsop I didn't know you're a ham.

kalina

@RоryMcCune yeah but how close are you to 550 with the standard 980? You'd probably be better off better a better power supply anyway

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune amazon.com/EVGA-SuperNOVA-Crossfire-Warranty-220-G2-0850-XR/dp/…

Rory Alsop

17:38

@Iszi wish I'd actually sat my licence when I was at school. We all had to use it back then

diagprov

@RoryAlsop Wait you went to school in the Falkland Islands?

Rory Alsop

It's a bit like my big bike licence. If I'd got it in the 80's it would have been so much cheaper than doing it 6 years ago

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Meh, the license ain't really as big a deal as you'd think. I wish I knew half of which mine implies that I do.

Rory Alsop

@diagprov yarr

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune Fully modular 850W should be sufficiently future-proof, but EVGA also makes a 1000W for $160 which is super future-proof

diagprov

17:39

@RoryAlsop So... you're not Scottish?

Rоry McCune

@kalina a decent ways off it seems calc called it 435W with the 980 and like 525W with the TI... but yeah I'll prob. do the TI, re-cabled the missuses power supply this lunchtime and it wasn't too hideous

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop it's easier now, i studied the test bank for 8hrs then slammed the test. no morse code.

Simon

@diagprov Dude, he wears a kilt all the time, no way he's not Scottish.

Iszi

Bah, am I even making any sense today? My sentences seem oddly borked.

Rory Alsop

@diagprov ahh - well. I'm half English, half Australian, totally Scottish, with some school time in the Falklands, and a bit of Germany

kalina

17:40

@RоryMcCune get yourself some compressed air too and then you can give it a clean

maybe even some new fans!

Iszi

I think something fractured in my brain over the past couple weeks.

Rоry McCune

@kalina it definitely needs a clean.. we have cats!

Rory Alsop

@Iszi I understood it fine

@kalina Compressed air can get new fans - just had a great idea for the band on stage. It does require kilts...

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Well, I suppose they're reasonably decipherable. But are they really proper and clear English?

Rory Alsop

@Iszi well...you are American :-P

David Freitag

17:42

@RoryAlsop That made me imagine Doktor Mayhem standing over a fan in a kilt Marilyn Monroe style

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Rory Alsop

@DavidFreitag EXACTLY!

David Freitag

Thanks for that

kalina

what an image

Iszi

@RoryAlsop And you're a Scot. Pot, kettle...

Rory Alsop

I do have video from one gig where it was so hot all I wore was mask and kilt, and had a big fan, spotlight and smoke generator. And my guitar

Iszi

17:42

@DavidFreitag Ew!

Simon

You're a pot fkin-rekt ex-one

Rory Alsop

@Iszi exactly :-)

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag uhhhhhhhhhh

diagprov

@RoryAlsop Aaahhh I see.

David Freitag

@RоryMcCune If you're going to get a new PSU I'd definitely recommend spending the extra $10 or $20 on a modular or fully modular supply.

I also notice how everyone seems to like the image I just put in their head, and yet no stars.

Simon

17:44

Way to beg for stars.

Iszi

@RoryAlsop BTW: I was telling a friend about you the other day. Really, my wife's best friend - kind-of a "second mom" to her. Showed her a pic of Doktor Mayhem, then your LinkedIn profile pic. She couldn't believe it. Probably good that I stopped short of playing Burn Your Planet for her.

Rory Alsop

@Iszi :-)

Simon

@Iszi Why were you talking about roro to her?

You're such a weirdo, I'm glad that you've disowned me.

Iszi

@Simon Dunno why it came up. Probably just talking about my online friends or something. Which would explain why you didn't get a mention.

David Freitag

I always find it difficult to talk about things that happen in the DMZ in the real world.

Simon

17:45

@Iszi WTF

Rory Alsop

@Iszi @Simon I think the phrase is "rekt" :-)

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Simon

Yeah :(

Oh no, someone's going mental with the stars again.

STAR RESPONSIBLY, KIDS.

David Freitag

@Simon I only starred one thing.

Whoever did it, nice job with the pins! Looking at you @RоryMcCune :]

Rory Alsop

@Iszi ISACA did a journal article about me a couple of years back, doing the daytime and night time versions of me :-)

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop are you a gentleman of the night or day?

/runs away

Simon

17:48

Do you guys think that sometimes, we save the planet by saying stupid shit in the chat? Like the aliens browse the chat because reasons and they fly to another planet because they get scared?

5

Iszi

@RoryAlsop LOIDH

Rory Alsop

@Ohnana I am always a gentleman.

Sometimes a better behaved gentleman than others, admittedly

@Iszi can't figure out that acronym

@Simon I like to think so

Simon

me2

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Like "Pics or..." only it's "Links Or It Didn't Happen".

David Freitag

@Simon I do my part to save the earth.

Simon

17:50

me2

Rory Alsop

@Iszi or as my sticker from a security con says, PCAPS or it didn't happen

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop Yeah I'd like to read such a thing.

Rory Alsop

@Iszi trying to find it...

Iszi

@DavidFreitag I dunno. Looks to me like you're begging for Doktor Mayhem to have his kilt blown up so you can put his sausage in your mouth.

Ohnana

@RoryAlsop i thought that was screenshots

@Iszi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rory Alsop

17:50

It was between 2 and 4 years ago, but the search on ISACA's site is not being helpful yet

David Freitag

@Iszi Maybe I am, what's it to ya?

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Oooh, I want one!

David Freitag

There's almost nothing better than a really good smoked sausage. Especially when it's in my mouth.

Rory Alsop

@Iszi I picked it up at Securi-Tay...not sure who was giving them out. It was in my bag next to the GCHQ bat-signal torch

TildalWave

@Matthew Where's this from? sounds familiar... Jimmy Carr?

Rory Alsop

17:52

right - going AFK for a bit. Need to go to the airport

Later all

Simon

bai roro

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop flying?

Rory Alsop

erm...yeah

Mark Buffalo

"afk for a bit, I'm going to the airport." 30 minutes later, "ok, I traveled the world"

Rory Alsop

visiting airports is no longer one of my things

@MarkBuffalo If I could visit the ISS I'd be delighted, however...

that's 90 minutes isn't it @Til

Iszi

17:53

@RoryAlsop Your Google-Fu is weak: google.com/…

TildalWave

c'mon British airport security is fantastically friendly and helpful, how could you say it's not your thing? :O

Rory Alsop

@Iszi mmm - well done

@TildalWave I do wonder how I can annoy them this time

probably get groped again

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop I think so, dunno. I probably remember it because I was blinded by his smile or something LOL

Iszi

@RoryAlsop BTW: I don't think I realized until just the other day that you guys had hit Wikipedia notoriety levels!

David Freitag

@RoryAlsop What's wrong with a good groping?

Ohnana

17:55

airports constantly flag my ass

3

it's da worst

TildalWave

@RoryAlsop I made a small squeak of pleasure when the guy tapped me :))

2

Iszi

Metaltech (band)

Metaltech (met'l tek) are a three piece Scottish metal/techno/rock/industrial dance music band from Edinburgh. They consist of Erik Tricity (Erik Grieve) performing vocals, rhythm guitar, programming and production, Lord Thrapston Flagellator, pronounced fla-jella-tor (Emmett Christie) playing bass guitar and the Insidious Doktor Mayhem (Rory Alsop) providing lead guitar and pyrotechnics. Their music is an amalgamation of rock/metal guitars, funk/slap bass, synthesizers, techno inspired programmed drums and tongue-in-cheek lyrics. Metaltech are renowned for their theatrical performances and over...

Simon

@Ohnana Me too.

David Freitag

@Ohnana Is that a euphemism? :b

Simon

I lied, I've never taken the plane :(

Ohnana

17:56

@DavidFreitag no, the machines constantly point out anomalies, and i always have something with metal on me by accident

Iszi

@DavidFreitag Rule 34 of the DMZ man.

"Yes, it's a euphemism."

TildalWave

oww c'mon that wasn't even star-whoring

David Freitag

@Ohnana I have metal knee caps, titanium pins in 10 toes, and a titanium insert in my leg

I'm never without metal

Mark Buffalo

...that makes me cringe just thinking about what might've happened to you for you to need those

;(

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag damn son

at least they'll just wand you from the start

David Freitag

17:58

@Ohnana Yup, I get near the metal detector, let alone walk under it, and it starts going apeshit

TildalWave

@Ohnana I have learned that it works best if you look annoyed but a bit amused by it, almost like trying to not giggle

David Freitag

@MarkBuffalo Life

It's a hell of a board game.

The good news is none of it is steel so I can still get MRI's

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