The DMZ

Simon

15:00

@Ohnana Is that a bigger creature with its arms up?

Ohnana

@Simon no it's a crying face

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo i feel like this is some kind of bait

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo haha very funny

Simon

o

silverpenguin

@Ohnana what was it i aint clicking on it... it smells like bait

Mark Buffalo

15:00

@silverpenguin please click

Simon

I wouldn't browse that with a 10 feet pole.

Ohnana

www.nsa.gov/~xkeyscore/archives/politicians/usa/clintonh/emails.shtml

is the expando version

silverpenguin

i aint touching that with a stick, il google

the people of this room have hurt me with links before

i am now a sceptic

Simon

I like how I am "the people of this room".

Matthew

@silverpenguin Did you google about the other political group in the US? The Lemon Party?

Simon

15:02

You are all belonging to me.

Barry Carlyon

@Simon no

Simon

Like all your base are belong to us.

silverpenguin

@Matthew haha i aint falling for that one

Simon

@BarryCarlyon You wanna wrestle about it?

Barry Carlyon

nope I'm going to the bar

Rоry McCune

15:03

@Ohnana I see Trump got Carson's backing...

AstroDan

Clinton is scary: truthorfiction.com/clinton-watergate

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune cuz carson is a goddamn idiot

jesus, i had such high hopes for him and he turned out to be a moron

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana sure but he brings with him a decent number of supporters

Ohnana

i was like "damn, the republicans might actually have someone intelligent this year"

NOPE

@RоryMcCune lol what? he polls at like <10% in every primary

Simon

It sounds like a lot of people can be corrupted through money in the US.

It's probably the case everywhere, though.

Rоry McCune

15:05

@Ohnana every percent counts...

Mark Buffalo

bbc.com/news/education-35772654

> ADHD children may just be immature, research suggests

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana some of the repub votes have been quite close

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune of course

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana I'd rather have Carson than Cruzbot or Trumpotron

silverpenguin

when someone thinks a link in this room is safe:

Simon

15:06

Cruzboat is funnier.

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo fair enough, carson won't start a nuclear war

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana Bernie would ;)

Ohnana

> "The study therefore highlights the importance of ensuring the assessment for ADHD is rigorous and relies on a variety of sources of information that support the clinician in deciding whether the diagnosis is met."

Simon

@MarkBuffalo fkin_lol

Ohnana

^^ that's what the study's authors suggest

kalina

15:07

@Jon why, you were mean to me

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana But the clickbait title

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo yea, the dude who relies on diplomacy over land wars will launch a nuke at someone

@MarkBuffalo FUCK YO' CLICKBAIT

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana This is like Ghandhi in Civilization. It is exactly the same thing. Someone will find a bug

Ohnana

THIS IS SCIENCE

Arperum

@MarkBuffalo So you are saying children are immature? No shit sherlock.

Mark Buffalo

15:08

A bug that leads Bernie Sanders into going full Civ-ghandhi.

Arperum

@MarkBuffalo It's not a bug. Ghandi is actually programmed to have a chance to go all sorts of crazy.

Mark Buffalo

This is so awesome

Matthew

@silverpenguin google.co.uk

Ohnana

@Matthew ಠ_ಠ

silverpenguin

@Matthew nope, probably has some kind of dirty wizardry

Mark Buffalo

15:10

@Arperum It was initially a bug... and they thought it was hilarious, so they kept it.

Matthew

I think I've just confirmed that this room has passed some kind of paranoia level...

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew We're information security professionals. Our paranoia levels are through the roof. They are after us, they are coming. They want our stuff.

Simon

There are two paranoid people in here: Markus and the fugly manatee.

silverpenguin

Matthew

@MarkBuffalo Yes... But that link was in fact just to Google. No tricks. No hidden stuff. No fancy clever bits...

silverpenguin

15:13

@Matthew its to safe to be true

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew I thought he was joking

@silverpenguin are you joking?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo 50/50

RoraΖ

@silverpenguin Shouldn't we lie on the floor and put bags on our heads or something?

2

Mark Buffalo

@RoraΖ I sleep in a faraday cage just in case

Gilles

@silverpenguin lacks small print saying “brought to you by the tinfoil hat conspiracy”

Matthew

15:14

@RoraΖ That's for nuclear armageddon. The tin foil hats are for everything else

RoraΖ

In case you're a cyborg?

I was going with alien invasion, but nuclear fallout works too

silverpenguin

@RoraΖ are you spying on me and my girlfriend?

Ohnana

AGGGH QUOTES ON WINDOWS COMMAND LINE

keel me

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin This is where failing to balance the fine art of paranoia leads to insanity. You need to bring balance to the foil, or you'll go off on either extreme. The Dark Side of the Foil is a passageway to abilities some may consider... completely insane. Therefore, you must learn to balance it.

Matthew

@RoraΖ Alien invasion you just sneeze

Thomas Pornin

15:16

RoraΖ

@silverpenguin Just your girlfriend

;)

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Graffiti? lol

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo dont worry im only slightly crazy >_> though mu cousin thinks im super paranoid because i never click on short links

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo Nope, it is a real eagle attacking a drone.

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin I click on links on my bait phone, that's about it

@ThomasPornin That's even funnier, haha

Thomas Pornin

15:17

It is part of an ongoing program in the Dutch police.

Politie zet roofvogels in om vijandige drones uit de lucht te halen

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silverpenguin

I shall translate I speak perfect made up stuff...

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin The solution to this eagle problem is helicopter blades that are sharp, and will automatically declaw the eagles.

Thomas Pornin

I know I had suggested exactly that months ago, so it is great that people are actually considering it.

silverpenguin

police get the roof birds to poop on the drones untill lunch and helium

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin You suggested drone blades that will cut up the eagles upon trying to grab the drone?

Arperum

15:18

@silverpenguin Oi. I don't go shitting on your language. DOn't go shitting on mine.

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo No, I suggesting training birds to catch drones. They have been doing that for 70 millions of years so they tend to know how to do it.

A few months ago there has been a few dozen reports of drones flying over nuclear power plants in France.

This triggered some research in efficient anti-drone weapons.

silverpenguin

@Arperum :<

M'vy

Oh man. Gone testing and you went crazy here

silverpenguin

@M'vy give me back my crayons :@

Rory Alsop

@ThomasPornin that's a beautiful bird

Rоry McCune

15:31

lol that smartphone question got me a double repcap and a gold badge

mjg59.dreamwidth.org/40505.html <-- ROFL

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Drones have been around for 70+ million years?

Rоry McCune

I need to find that hotel so I can stay there

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune gold for what?

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune you stole my thunder from that question

Mark Buffalo

Populist?

Rоry McCune

15:34

@MarkBuffalo not being the accepted answer whilst getting twice the score of the accepted answer

kalina

I have a populist

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune ah, yeah

Ohnana

i have one of them too!

it took my by surprise

kalina

which is ironic because I know nothing about information security

Rоry McCune

@silverpenguin I was just adding on a bit TBH, didn't really expect to get the points

Thomas Pornin

15:34

@MarkBuffalo Yes, but they called them "birds" and "insects" back then.

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin BEES!!!!!!

silverpenguin

@RоryMcCune its ok i still love you :<

I got 15 up votes so thats not to shabby B)

Mark Buffalo

silverpenguin

NOO @MarkBuffalo over took me damn it now its the worst answer on the page

Thomas Pornin

@RоryMcCune ... and the accepted answer must still score at least 11 upvotes (so yours must go to at least 23).

Mark Buffalo

15:36

@silverpenguin In the world of reputation caps, tinfoil determines the winner.

silverpenguin

I have been betrayed

i havemt

but i will say it

Mark Buffalo

I'm appealing to a different crowd with my post in that thread... and pointing to 3 different threat vectors

silverpenguin

haha i am joking :P though all of the answer on that page are suprising well taken, you dont normally see every answer with high levels of detail and so many up votes

kalina

@MarkBuffalo er 10

k

Mark Buffalo

er 10 k?

kalina

15:39

k

10

silverpenguin

k

Gilles

@ThomasPornin I thought that words like “bees” and “insects” had only been around for a few hundreds of years. Wow, I was off by 5 orders of magnitude!

Mark Buffalo

k^10

kalina

686568656833684c4f4c

silverpenguin

(I had to say another K leaving 3 ks on a screen I felt took this rooms quality down a notch)

tin foil hat

kalina

15:40

@silverpenguin you achieve this without saying anything

silverpenguin

@kalina what you sayin :<

Thomas Pornin

@kalina "heheh3hLOL" ?

Simon

wat

kalina

@ThomasPornin what

I just typed random things honest

Thomas Pornin

@kalina Not impossible, but improbable nonetheless.

kalina

15:42

it's not my fault I'm bored

silverpenguin

when my line manager says "im getting attacked from two angles right now" apprantly saying "DP" was not the correct response

Simon

Pornu is a little bit too wild this morning, probably due to the weekend incoming.

Thomas Pornin

hex+ASCII decoding is kind of a reflex when you spend too much time dealing with certificates and SSL.

kalina

so apparently by netflixing while driving you can use up all of the data

silverpenguin

@kalina that does not sound safe

Mark Buffalo

15:44

Oh look. The new Samsung S7 doesn't have a removable battery, just like the S6.

kalina

"yolo"

Simon

@silverpenguin You don't sound safe either yet we do not annoy you with that.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo but does it have an edge?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Yes, but you can't take out the battery

Thomas Pornin

@MarkBuffalo Of course you can. It is putting it back which is hard.

Matthew

15:44

@ThomasPornin That's a shame... I had a nice upvoted answer to an accepted answer with -10...

kalina

@MarkBuffalo you've not been able to remove the battery from any good phone for quite a while

silverpenguin

@Simon cant tell if being simon or just hates me today

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Yeah

Simon

o pls penguoon

Do I really sound that harsh?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina And this is why I haven't had a good phone for quite a while.

kalina

15:45

@Simon yes

Simon

Good, it was hard to master.

kalina

@Simon I taught you well clearly

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo booooo

Simon

Who wants a freaking Samsung device anyway?

silverpenguin

what do you guys think ebuyer.com/blog/2015/06/using-public-wi-fi-safely/…

kalina

15:46

who needs a removable battery

just carry a battery pack around with you

@Simon this so much

Mark Buffalo

@kalina people who need to have private conversations?

kalina

icky plasticy horrible devices

Simon

LOL

YOU PARANOID DONUT

Ohnana

@kalina i've pulled the battery on my phone multiple times

if it locks up, it's helpful

Mark Buffalo

@Simon :-D

Simon

15:46

Whenever you got a good device, you don't need to remove the battery.

Because it never freezes.

kalina

@Ohnana hold down the power button

Simon

<3 Nexus 5.

Ohnana

@kalina occasionally that doesn't work

kalina

"good device" "nexus 5"

Ohnana

and if it gets wet, i remove the battery to prevent damage

Mark Buffalo

15:47

@Simon When I travel, my phone drains power so quickly, and heats up. And if you watch the packets, you'll see a lot of really funny things

Ohnana

pull the battery, start cleaning it

Simon

@kalina As if that wasn't right.

kalina

@Ohnana what do you do with your phones that get them wet?

Ohnana

@kalina ...things.

Mark Buffalo

This is while the phone is pretending to be off

kalina

15:48

@Ohnana INTERESTING

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana This helps too.

Ohnana

jk it's usually dropping it after a rainstorm

kalina

sometimes I find using dedicated devices is still the best solution

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Doesn't work against spy apps that pretend your phone is powered off

Ohnana

or using it in a downpour -- i live in a city so when it rains it RAINS

kalina

15:48

Phone is kind of the wrong form factor

Simon

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Matthew

@MarkBuffalo That's because your colleagues have swapped if for a snooperphone

Simon

People think they're so important that agencies want to spy on them.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo you're so strange

Mark Buffalo

tomsguide.com/us/android-malware-power-down,news-20481.html

Simon

15:49

I bet even pornu isn't that paranoid and I wanna say that he's worth spying more than most people here.

Rory Alsop

@kalina supposed to do it when chillin', I thought

Simon

@ThomasPornin pornu are you paranoid?

Rory Alsop

@kalina you can remove a battery from any phone...

M'vy

@RoryAlsop well good luck for some of them

the tools you need :S

Rory Alsop

@M'vy I didn't mention successfully reinserting it!

5

kalina

15:50

@RoryAlsop pls multitasking is one thing but chillin' while driving?

M'vy

@RoryAlsop that too

kalina

@RoryAlsop YAWN THIS STATEMENT IS TOO PEDANTIC OVERLOAD

Rory Alsop

@kalina ... I'm sayin' nothin'

M'vy

And indeed you can smash it to the ground

Rory Alsop

@kalina yeah -wasn't even funny

Matthew

15:51

@RoryAlsop There was that phone which had a little generator in...

kalina

@MarkBuffalo needs a portable faraday cage

Simon

You're a portable faraday cage.

kalina

I found @MarkBuffalo's real name and address anyway

it wasn't difficult, not many people in the Carolinas buy that much tinfoil

Ohnana

LMAO

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Agreed, I want to wear it full time

@kalina nooooooooooooooooo

Matthew

15:53

@kalina Easy. Mr Mark Buffalo, Buffalo Street, Buffalo, New York

Mark Buffalo

Speaking of portable Faraday cages, these are popular among pregnant women in China...

Simon

Who's Carolina?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

kalina

@Simon two states in the states

Mark Buffalo

They wear faraday pregnancy dresses to protect the baby from "harmful computer radiation."

Rory Alsop

Shaggy - Oh Carolina 1993 (Official HQ)

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Simon

15:53

o lawd

Mark Buffalo

amta.org.au/newsletters/EME.Update.June.2012?Article=36636

Simon

I wanna get drunk and watch Coraline.

Does anybody want to join?

Matthew

@Simon Nooo... Creepy eyes...

Simon

@Matthew Best animation movie ever.

Mark Buffalo

> “When the electromagnetic waves get inside the garment from other directions, there would be no outlets for them to be dispersed. You are actually exposed to a higher level of radiation influence,”

:(

kalina

15:55

nurd

@Simon is king nurd of the dmz

Rory Alsop

Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper (HQ)

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Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop I looooooooooooove this song

Rory Alsop

I has cranked my subwoofer up, and laughing at the crazy bass

Mark Buffalo

Man that's a song from my childhood.. I used to listen to it until I got sick of it

Rory Alsop

ANd one more before I need to think about moving

K7 ''Come Baby Come'' [1993]

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@MarkBuffalo yeah - not so much from my childhood :-)

Simon

15:57

@MarkBuffalo You're a gangsta wannabe?

kalina

can you imagine that

worst gangsta ever

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop Pretty sure it's from one of your great*2048 grand children's childhood

@Simon Hey now... rap is really popular on the rez. Gangsta rap, especially

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop \o/ early 90's hip-hop

Mark Buffalo

I stopped liking rap after I turned 12 though

Rory Alsop

Sadly - I can still remember all the lyrics to these

Simon

15:58

It sounds like you're trying to make it cool by saying "rez".

Rory Alsop

rap on da rez

Simon

yo meng wanna come chill in da hood in da rez

Mark Buffalo

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/05/…

kalina

@MarkBuffalo I'm pretty sure that @RoryAlsop is older than 143500 years so are you talking about a child from millions of years ago or are you saying that @RoryAlsop didn't find anybody to mate until 500 billion years into his existence?

Mark Buffalo

> delivered to our targets throughout the world are intercepted. Next, they are redirected to a secret location where Tailored Access Operations/Access Operations (AO-S326) employees, with the support of the Remote Operations Center (S321), enable the installation of beacon implants directly into our targets’ electronic devices.

silverpenguin

15:59

Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire - I can't poop in strange places

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Mark Buffalo

tldr: UPS SurePost

Rory Alsop

@kalina thanks...I think

kalina

@RoryAlsop I'm not sure what for

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