The DMZ

kalina

11:00

@HenryWHHack the cake sky is flume purple

Rory Alsop

People are strange.

the doors people are strange

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Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop lost boys FTW!

Lighty

@RoryAlsop 42

Rory Alsop

I am intrigued as to whether these work - I can't access YouTube at work so am popping links in without really being able to check them...

@Lighty What is 6 times 9?

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop loved that movie as a kid LOVED IT

Rory Alsop

11:01

Which version?

Lighty

@RoryAlsop 54

Rory Alsop

Two movies, TV series, at least 4 different radio series

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop 1987

Rory Alsop

The good one then :-)

silverpenguin

the amazing one

AviD

11:02

@silverpenguin "as a kid"

"but not anymore"

"I'm a grownup now, for reals"

silverpenguin

@AviD well i meant i used to watch it non stop.. i still like it though! though my all time fav film is starship troopers!

AviD

@silverpenguin came out before you were born

silverpenguin

@AviD yes it did

kalina

@RoryAlsop so basically, you're spamming unverified nonsense?

that's very unlike you

silverpenguin

and starship troopers came out when i was 6

kalina

11:05

either that or I made an assumption that overvalued the amount of effort you put into posts!

AviD

@silverpenguin you just said it came out before you were born

several years, in fact

Rory Alsop

@kalina I have reasonable confidence that the links are the correct ones, but ideally I'd play them first to ensure that.

Rоry McCune

hey @RoryAlsop what happened on this date 8 years ago?

silverpenguin

@AviD yes lost boys came out before i was born?

AviD

wat

Rory Alsop

11:07

@RоryMcCune Trying to think...but I'm not sure

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop Cisco Challenge :)

Rory Alsop

Give me a clue

Oh - hahahaha

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop that's what facebook tells me anyway

Rory Alsop

Amusingly - for Comic Con, Eilin is preparing a Fallout Boy costume. Guess what a useful basis for the blue vault suit is?

Yep - my Cisco Challenge running suit

silverpenguin

lost boys 1987 > me > star ship troopers .... :D star ship troopers amazing film (every one loves a bit of neil patrick haris)

Rоry McCune

11:08

@RoryAlsop yay

Rory Alsop

She's done a good job so far. Yellow piping, Vault 13 (as our team was no 13), jar of bottle tops, glowing quantum cola bottle, pip-boy etc

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop cisco challange running ? I hope you do meant actual running... us techies are not made for physical activity

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin Yep - actual running, solving clues, up and down the South Downs (or was it the North Downs)

Also canoes, bikes, mud - you name it

silverpenguin

such conversation much nostalgia

@RoryAlsop if i were you i would hire a stunt double..

@RoryAlsop wait hold on...it cant have been south downs

Rory Alsop

@silverpenguin Well - I did, but then I got a bit larger round the middle, and Dougie didn't. Mostly because of his stunt training. Reminds me - I need to give him back all his crash mats...he's just got engaged!

@silverpenguin which one is near Crawley/Gatwick?

@RоryMcCune - did you see Dougie's engagement announcement? Very subtle it was too - in the middle of a post about skiing

silverpenguin

11:13

@RoryAlsop I think thats south downs... but i remember going to something named similar to south downs when i was a kid but this google search says it was up in 2011... i was adult then

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop yeah I saw that, just sneaked it in!

Rory Alsop

I don't want to ruin his holiday by telling him my stunt shed got a bit damaged by the winter and is letting water in - making the crash mats moister than they should be :-(

I'll wait until he's home

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop yeah that can wait till after the holiday!

kalina

@RoryAlsop erm

Vault 13 was an isolation test based in the california desert

Adi

Oh my god! This is hilarious!

ISIS used the Obama door king fake footage to show the "frustration of the Americans"

Lighty

11:20

well played ISIS

Rоry McCune

@kalina nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurd :op

Adi

door kicking*

kalina

@RоryMcCune pls epic fallout universe story

Adi

What the hell is "door king"? :p

kalina

THE KING OF THE DOORS

or a misspelling of dorking

like dorking around

basically @Simon's existence

Rory Alsop

11:23

@kalina Apparently so :-)

@Adi never heard of it

kalina

@RoryAlsop well I guess I meant Vault 13 will be an isolation test based in the california desert

Lighty

oh, @Kalina went from pink to blue, how adorable

kalina

oh, @Lighty went from AFK to not, /sigh

Lighty

hush, or no cookies for you

kalina

without cookies I'd lose my session state

Lucas Kauffman

11:26

@Adi why does it look as if you took that picture

silverpenguin

why did kim kardassian post a picture of her self nude on social media? I mean I dont care a body is just a body but im confused to her motive?

Rory Alsop

Who knows why Kardashians do anything (well, aside from publicity)

Adi

@LucasKauffman Are you saying I don't know how to do camera focus? :(

AviD

11:41

@RoryAlsop you big fat ninja

it is rather confusing when that happens

the post disappears right from under your hammer

at least now there is a bannerish thing

Rory Alsop

@AviD lol - usually it's you getting in there before me

Oh - I'm palindromic again. Must have had an upvotes and then given out 9 down votes :-)

Mark Buffalo

12:10

@AviD fanatic

AviD

@MarkBuffalo actually, it just happens to have one of the best programs in her field of study.

Mark Buffalo

did you miss what we talked about after that? d:

AviD

possibly.

silverpenguin

my lead dev just got frustrated and started throwing his candy at the tester... not sure if this is good or bad thing >_>

Journeyman Geek

depends.

Is your tester 5?

Mark Buffalo

12:19

@JourneymanGeek That isn't funny :/

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo how is it not funny

Simon

@DavidFreitag It was fine all day yesterday, not sure at the time where you asked though.

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Sounds funny... are they joking around?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo lol yes they are joking around xD though i think the tester wants him to stop now xD ....atleast he is eating them xD

Mark Buffalo

If someone threw candy at me at work, I can't be held responsible for my actions... that candy is going down my gullet faster than @AviD at a security conference prom

AviD

12:22

I dont understand - I go down your gullet at security conferences? Or proms?

is that fast?

Mark Buffalo

both

Simon

@RоryMcCune roro pls where's nono-fleg?!?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo dont write adult films, im not feeling the passion in the scene you are trying to set everyone

Mark Buffalo

wtf iTunes

I bought something for $1.99, and they charged me $5.28

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo taxes?

silverpenguin

12:25

@SEJPM thats alot of taxes o.o

Rоry McCune

@Simon you know that @AviD and @RoryAlsop can do that too right? BTW shouldn't you be out at the produce stall?

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM Sorry, I don't live in Germany

so we don't pay that much in taxes

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo 19%...

AviD

@RоryMcCune sure, but we wouldn't.

Simon

@RоryMcCune wat

BUT THE OTHER RORO TOLD ME TO ASK YOU

And ovid? lol pls

Rоry McCune

12:26

@Simon I've decided that all of Canada must be like Letterkenny

Simon

I've learned a few months ago that asking him something is a waste of time.

Rоry McCune

@Simon I linked you it yesterday

AviD

@Simon shoimin

SEJPM

+ specialized taxes (for something like oil and gas)

Simon

@RоryMcCune oooo, I haven't watched it I was busy plsing.

silverpenguin

12:26

@Simon if i were to move to canadia would i be given my own moose by professor oak or would i have to find my own ?

Rоry McCune

15 hours ago, by Rоry McCune

Best of LetterKenny Season 1 - Funny Moments, Canadian One Liners and Comebacks

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ohh NSFW audio

Simon

TEN MINUTES?!?

2

Dayum they're getting rekt.

Mark Buffalo

Man, PWK costs so much money T_T

and OCSP too

Simon

I'm glad that my employer is paying for all that.

SEJPM

@MarkBuffalo PWK?

Mark Buffalo

12:31

@SEJPM Penetration Testing with Kali

AviD

@SEJPM Personal Working Korean.

Mark Buffalo

ffs

@kalina infected my mind!!!

Simon

@AviD I'm Korean and I'm offended by this.

SEJPM

and I guess OCSP isn't online certificate status protocol?

AviD

they are hard workers.

silverpenguin

12:32

@Simon you are not people pats simon

Simon

o

SEJPM

@AviD are they hard and working or are they working hard?

AviD

@silverpenguin thats racist

silverpenguin

T_T

Simon

But I mean Korea and Canada both end in "a", they can't really be that different.

silverpenguin

12:32

wait what?

I didnt say anything racist

Simon

You did omg.

Mark Buffalo

@SEJPM Offensive Cyber Security Professional. It's a certification that helps prove you know how to talk crap to people.

AviD

@silverpenguin you just said Koreans are not people.

silverpenguin

@AviD no i said simon isnt people!

AviD

@MarkBuffalo take off the professional bit, and you've got @Simon!

@silverpenguin because he's Korean. Racist.

SEJPM

12:34

@AviD he is?

Simon

That's so racist to my Korean self.

@SEJPM Yes, haven't you been on my Twitter account?

AviD

@SEJPM not really. but thats what he was implying. Which is worse.

Simon

My profile picture will show you how Korean I am.

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Wow, so Koreans aren't people now? You're a sick Trump supporter, aren't you?

3

SEJPM

@Simon you have a twitter account!?

Simon

12:34

@SEJPM WELL DUH

Mark Buffalo

@Simon You're whiter than a bag of rice at a bleach pool.

Simon

All Koreans have a Twitter account.

silverpenguin

the manatee uses his defenses to hide in the shadows knowing he is winning the battle as much as a magikarp could

Simon

waits until someone asks him what his handle is to end the joke

silverpenguin

waits untill simon inevitably does something stupid to take the heat off

Simon

12:37

pls

silverpenguin

Simon

Nope, I wouldn't fall for a Molson Canadian.

Mark Buffalo

@silverpenguin Is this a @Xander trap?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo trying to bait simon

Mark Buffalo

ain't nobody falling for that. ain't nobody

Yeah, I think I'm going to pay for PWK

Simon

12:41

Will your kids still be able to eat?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo if it was pepsi or coke i would fall for it (I made a typo and my spell check corrected it to cock)

Simon

@silverpenguin to wat

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Yeah, heh

we're almost completely debt free anyway

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo i got to pay for my OSCP T_T

Simon

By the way, I've signed up on Feb. 16th and the course starts on March 19th so make sure to plan some delay.

Mark Buffalo

12:43

@silverpenguin Did you finish it?

silverpenguin

@MarkBuffalo I have not started it yet, Im going for 60 hours lab and classes followed by exam

I have to start it in april

Simon

"Have to"

Do you even want to do it you donut?

silverpenguin

@Simon earliest i can start it

yes i really wana do it

Simon

You make it sound like it sucks.

silverpenguin

have to start it means i have to wait to start it

thats what i mean :)

Simon

12:44

You wanna wrestle or something young lad?

silverpenguin

are you hitting on me?

Simon

-.-

silverpenguin

knew it

you want my manatee lumps

Simon

What kind of world do we live in if asking someone to wrestle makes them think you're hitting on them?

Sigh.

Rory Alsop

You do like to wrestle

A lot

Rоry McCune

12:47

@Simon yeah the number of times you've asked @kalina to wrestle

Rory Alsop

Or even better: you do like to wrestle alot. Feel free to insert the image of Simon wrestling an alot...

Simon

Sometimes, I even wrestle while doing the pls dance.

silverpenguin

Simon

wadafuk am not fat nor have long hair

silverpenguin

or those ass tan lines?

or is that cloth..

Rory Alsop

12:48

Change of topic: Music.SE now has a designer - and he is working on our design, Yay!

silverpenguin

@RoryAlsop i like this one :<

Simon

@silverpenguin Those are the kind of questions that are fine if not answered.

silverpenguin

@Simon i realise this now and wish i kept the curiosities to my self

SEJPM

@RoryAlsop on the secse design?

silverpenguin

I regret this picture because i now have this on my work screen

Simon

12:50

Revisiting old punk/rock albums that came out back when I was a kid is soooo good sometimes.

kalina

@MarkBuffalo EXCUSE ME?!

@RоryMcCune I think it's an excuse to get his hands on girls

Simon

I think we've established earlier that a hot girl passing by is enough of a good reason to get my hands on her.

trolo_lo

Rоry McCune

@kalina it does sound a bit like it

Rory Alsop

@SEJPM no, on music.se design

Matthew

@RoryAlsop This seems a missed opportunity. We could have had "use HTTPS" as part of the logo...

Rory Alsop

12:57

Lol - first priority would be to change the lion to a bear

Like @Tildal's mockup

Simon

lol_lions

Rory Alsop

Loll_ions

Simon

lolli_ons

kalina

loins_lol

Rory Alsop

lol_onions

Matthew

12:59

A bear fighting a buffalo, whilst pwnies watch on

Simon

@Matthew NO

NO IS NO

kalina

I think we should change the sec.se logo to a pony standing on a bear chewing a tigger while jumping through a portal

Matthew

On a quartered field or green, red, blue and yellow

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