The DMZ

Simon

15:00

You're sticky too hot too cold orrible.

Mark Buffalo

@RoryAlsop I love it :( We got leather seats in our grocery-getter, and it's really comfy... even in Vegas, it was comfy... but you're right, it sure is sticky.

Iszi

Off-topic, guys? I don't quite think so. Maybe a little broad/unclear (albeit still fairly answerable), but I wouldn't say off-topic. And I was in the middle of an answer when you hammered it. :-P

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Q: Is there a way to privatize my actual location from my ISP?

Are there any ways to privatize the actual location of the ISP. Some of them use this information for many purposes. So even changing it to a different location will be acceptable. In addition, I would like to know how can the ISP know what is you current location?

geolocation

Mark Buffalo

Like when my sweat glues me to the seat... and I try to get up, and it rips off a chunk of my skin

@Iszi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOW DOES IT FEEL NOW???

Journeyman Geek

wierd

I've never had sticky or heat problems

Simon

Calm down Markus.

Rory Alsop

15:01

@Iszi - I thought it was on topic

Journeyman Geek

and its probably warmer here than scotlandia

kalina

@JourneymanGeek "I have never had sticky or heat problems"

Mark Buffalo

I actually voted to reopen it

Xander

@Iszi I VtC as unclear, not OT. I agree that it's on topic

Simon

@MarkBuffalo And you voted to close it?

Rory Alsop

15:02

@Iszi - have you saved a copy of your answer

Journeyman Geek

@kalina yes.

;p

Mark Buffalo

@Simon Peer pressure

kalina

@JourneymanGeek is not a statement that basically any woman could make

Journeyman Geek

I'm no woman.

Iszi

@RoryAlsop Wasn't done writing it yet, but I might still have the partial in cache.

Journeyman Geek

15:02

last I checked anyway

Iszi

Bleh, nope. No cache.

Would you take a cheque?

Simon

Only credit.

kalina

@JourneymanGeek you're not lucky enough

Journeyman Geek

maybe not

kalina

o wait, is it the other way around

.oO( deep thought )

M'vy

15:05

hmmm...

Simon

wot u say yves

WOT U SAY

kalina

sets fire to @Simon

Iszi

@kalina 42

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Is this a chat bubble, or "o_O"?

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo it's a little thought bubble!

kalina

15:07

@MarkBuffalo it's obviously a thought cloud

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Looks like a thought bubble.

Simon

FKIN REKT BY EVERYONE

Iszi

Damn. Ninja'd by Ohnana.

kalina

look at everybody else getting it

Simon

Wait, let me pitch in.

It's a thought bubble.

kalina

15:08

nobody cares @Simon

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#rekt

Iszi

@kalina Oh, dear. You're reminding me of bash.org again.

Simon

Too late.

Journeyman Geek

@MarkBuffalo its a confused spider

Simon

#laterekt

Mark Buffalo

Look at Markus confirming that it's a thought bubble and not a euphemism.

Simon

15:08

Markus runs out of stars daily.

Mark Buffalo

Those look like beads

kalina

speaking of beads

Iszi

Hahaha.... Know what just hit me? @Simon is our very own Wesley Crusher! Quick, someone get us a canonical meme image with Picard saying "Shut up, @Simon!".

Simon

who

Matthew

@Simon Sheldon Cooper's nemesis

Simon

15:09

who

Oh The Big Bang Nurdies?

kalina

what do you mean "who"

Journeyman Geek

Not Starlord.

Rory Alsop

@kalina I thought it looked like something else...

kalina

what do you mean "nurdies"

what do you mean "starlord"?

what do you mean "something else"?

Rory Alsop

yes - beads...

Sorry

kalina

15:10

what do you mean "what do you mean"?

Mark Buffalo

imgur.com/gallery/07X4r

:(

kalina

what do you mean "sorry"?

what do you mean "imgur.com/gallery/07X4r"?

what do you mean ":("

Rory Alsop

Imgur blocked here

Matthew

@JourneymanGeek Starlord = Andy Dwyer?

Simon

The trucker from Des Moines is broken again.

kalina

15:11

what do you mean "again"?

Mark Buffalo

Cutting onions

Stop it

kalina

what do you mean "onions"?

what do you mean "it"?

Rory Alsop

@kalina reboot process #trucker

What do you what do you

kalina

taskkill /f /im simon.exe

Simon

Nice Windoze task killing, do they make it for men who like Linux?

Rory Alsop

15:12

Lol

Mark Buffalo

i.imgur.com/RBn8Ci6.webm

kalina

@Simon pkill -9 simon.exe

M'vy

sudo service simon restart

AviD

SO

Matthew

@kalina .exe?

AviD

15:14

MUCH

FAIL

kalina

@Matthew mono

AviD

@Matthew simon.php

kalina

speaking of fail, hello @AviD

M'vy

@kalina :)

Matthew

@kalina Eww

AviD

15:14

@kalina no, speaking of 4GL

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Does the second picture in that series look 'shopped to you? I mean, check out the difference in color/lighting on the guy's right arm. That's just freaky.

Simon

pls, my PHP is interpreted in every file extension.

AviD

only most of it because it is a stupid language.

Matthew

@Simon simon.simon?

Simon

@Matthew That's more like it.

AviD

15:15

and a lot of it is because they are bad programmers.

Mark Buffalo

@Iszi That's called a clothing tan?

AviD

They should feel bad.

Matthew

Hosted on simon.simon.simon/simon.simon?

kalina

I would have said simon.sh but the chance of simon being quiet pushes the joke outside of the realm of suspension of disbelief

Simon

@Matthew Give or take a few simons.

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Mark Buffalo

15:15

@Iszi Also, it depends on the lighting

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Passenger's tan, maybe. ('Cause he's from the U.S. - would be driver's tan for the Euro folks.) Left hand looks as pale as the face.

Matthew

simon://[email protected]/simon/simon.simon?simon=simon#simon

Mark Buffalo

Could be a driver's tan here

Simon

Yes, I have my own protocol.

Written in PHP.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon No wonder you keep getting your tests penetrated

kalina

15:17

@Iszi this statement shows American level stupidity

Ohnana

@Iszi that's exactly what it is. look near his uniform sleeve

that guy lived in a car

Mark Buffalo

In vegas, I got a driver's tan on a small section of my thigh

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo In Michigan? Maybe for postal workers.

kalina

basically the whole of europe except the UK drives on the same side of the road as america

Iszi

@kalina Damnit. Time to go re-watch CGP Grey, I guess?

Mark Buffalo

15:19

@Iszi The sun shines brightly on these here roads.

Matthew

@kalina Yeah, but we will fix that when we roll out the secret programme...

kalina

@Matthew simon is the protocol, the username, the subdomain, the domain, the top level domain, the folder, the filename, the file extension, the query key, the query value and the bookmark?

2

Iszi

@kalina Wait a sec... "drives on the same side of the road" != "has the driver's seat on the same side of the car".

2

kalina

@Iszi pls it does

except in like norway

but Scandinavia is weird anyway

driving on the outside of the road would be weird

Matthew

@kalina Yes. Would you expect less of @simon?

2

Mark Buffalo

15:20

@kalina Revealed your web development experience is

kalina

@MarkBuffalo basically none of the has anything to do with web development

Iszi

@kalina Postal workers do it all the time here. And stupid people who think it's a cool way to show off that they have an import.

2

Mark Buffalo

@kalina wrong

kalina

@MarkBuffalo no u

Mark Buffalo

@kalina no ur

kalina

15:22

no u

who starred that

that's not even worth starring

Mark Buffalo

ok, your win

kalina

you should unstar it immediately and save your star

or else I am going to be forced to star everything until it drops out of the list

VERY WELL YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE

Matthew

Star me!

Simon

What a special kind of people you guys are today.

Mark Buffalo

don't star me

Matthew

15:25

Yay!

Mark Buffalo

wtf

Matthew

Now, everyone else star me too!

Rory Alsop

(Backs away from the star frenzy...)

3

Ohnana

this room needs an intervention

2

Mark Buffalo

indiatimes.com/news/world/…

:(

2

M'vy

15:26

Are these the so called Star Wars ?

Matthew

There's a star me, waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he think's he'd blow our minds

Simon

pls yves

Mark Buffalo

What the hell is going on? All this starring makes me want to jump backwards out the window while flossing my teeth with barbed wires.

3

Ha. That stopped you. Nobody's gonna star something completely crazy.

2

Journeyman Geek

o0

Mark Buffalo

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2

Simon

15:29

!stars false

kalina

you starred something I didn't want starring so I fixed it

Simon

How about we start a quote train now?

Mark Buffalo

@kalina How's this for revenge? A star for a star makes the whole world starred.

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Q: Could a bad hacker be found with enough resources and skillful hackers?

I did hear from a corporation with enough resources acting internationally, they are going back to hackers and make sure that they don't hack again. Like in Arabic countries if you get caught stealing, your stealing hand get "hacked" off as a reminder. What is the chance to find the right hacker?

legal account-security

Wow.

M'vy

argh, I think we got it. Thanks

Xander

@kalina Indiscriminate starring is quite a drastic response. You've metaphorically carpet bombed the DMZ.

kalina

15:33

@Xander better than literally carpet bombing the dmz

RoraΖ

Wow this seems unnecessary

@kalina What about figuratively?

kalina

sigh

Xander

@kalina On some days, at least. Some days, this room could really use a good carpet bombing. And the fact that it's coincidentally named the DMZ amuses me.

Simon

wat

Ohnana

@Xander RUDE

Iszi

15:36

@MarkBuffalo You forget the "mentioning stars gets a star" rule.

kalina

@Xander well Simon and Ohnana deserve it anyway

I want to bring your attentions to the fact that most of those stars were starred more than once

and that 7 of the starred stars weren't starred by me

Simon

I wanna bet that ohnuhnuh hasn't star'd any.

kalina

I reckon Ohnana is the person who did all the stars

Mark Buffalo

Look, there's no star on @Ohnana's own messages

kalina

trying to make me look bad

Mark Buffalo

15:37

But there's stars on everyone else's

Simon

Markus shut top I know you're the one who did most of the staring.

Mark Buffalo

@Simon SHUT BOTTOM

kalina

shut your top

oh sorry I didn't realize it was that open

bored

b0r3d

BoReD

Mark Buffalo

finished all my worrrrk worky work

Simon

Oh really? I couldn't tell.

M'vy

15:40

@kalina there is plenty to do though

Mark Buffalo

gameart2d.com

Oh wow... this is going to be helpful.

Simon

You're going to be... Wait no, never.

fkin_rekt_wild

Mark Buffalo

Man, I was prepared to pay several hunderds

kalina

@M'vy no there isn't

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo there were multiple stars on my messages you lying bint

Mark Buffalo

15:45

:)

M'vy

@kalina listen to music/podcast, sing, write, learn, read, bird watching, play ?

Ohnana

PUSHUPS.

Simon

SITUPS

GET RIPPED SON

Ohnana

MAKE EVERYONE JEALOUS OF YOUR GAINZ

Simon

RICE CHICKEN BROCCOLI

kalina

15:47

pls pushups aren't really my thing

and I do enough crunches

Simon

Yeah sure, weakling.

kalina

psh, I don't care

least I'm not fat like you

Simon

My 150 pounds are saying "ok".

Ohnana

@kalina ;-;

kalina

@Ohnana :'(

@Simon what kind of system of measurement is this "pounds" you speak of?

Simon

15:50

Shut top American.

kalina

dafuq

M'vy

come along pounds

Ohnana

hey Brad, what federal agency do you work for :)

(I'm reading one of your highly rated answers)

kalina

the nsfbia

Brad Bouchard

DOE

Ohnana

15:56

energy or education?

Brad Bouchard

energy

Ohnana

that's neat :)

Brad Bouchard

thanks

some days are "neat" other days, not so much

Mark Buffalo

@BradBouchard Hi, Brad.

Please don't arrest me, freaky jason.

@BradBouchard Also, I like your profile.

Xander

@MarkBuffalo What are you on about now?

Simon

15:59

@BradBouchard Look at you with your French Canadian last name.

Mark Buffalo

@Xander I'm always on about something, mate.

Ohnana

quickly everyone jump on the new guy

RAAAGH

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