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13:00
@DavidFreitag Don't talk about the belt-program so openly. You'll blow our cover.
anyway this getting @MarkBuffalo onto lists is boring
plus I don't think there are any lists left that he's not on
@kalina somebody should make a tinder like app for getting random people onto government watch lists.
you say that like I'd be the person to waste time on such an activity
@AviD getonmylists.com
@Arperum watchr.com
13:05
plus, since tinder is an american company, everybody on tinder is already enrolled to said lists
true
but there are different types of lists
if I were at home right now I'd be sitting in silence doing basically the same nothing except right now, I'm agitated and bored which is resulting in more agitation
@RоryMcCune I like the current pinstory, short, but strong.
some child or group of children is about to get set on fire
LOL
13:10
it's no wonder people with kids age so much quicker
srsly
@Arperum well the pony comment seemed to go well with the donkey one :)
@RоryMcCune yea, it works very well.
@RоryMcCune aren't donkeys a kind of pony?
or the other way around.
@AviD No.
@AviD Also no.
@Arperum you're a no.
@Arperum I've heard it both ways.
13:18
@AviD No.
@Arperum well, you know... Tomato, tomato.
Hmm. That didn't seem to work right.
@AviD Both ways are wrong. they might have the same ancestor. But a lion is not some kind of a tiger, nor is it the other way around. Even though they can produce sterile offspring together.
@Arperum thats ridiculous.
seriously, man, what kind of sick porn are you into??
@AviD How did you conclude this is porn knowledge? What is wrong with you?
lol
what is wrong with ME, he asks.
13:21
pls march 19th y u not come faster
there's a name for this
i can't remember it
you're the guy who watches lion-on-tiger action.
@AviD it was a bad hack on Windows 98?
</oldpersonjoke>
@RоryMcCune you should be ashamed.
@Simon Agreed. march 19th is a good day. March 5th too though.
13:22
@Simon what's happening then?
@RоryMcCune PWK!
@AviD I never said I watched any of that nonsense. I just know Ligers are a thing.
@Simon ahh
@Arperum what if its the other way around?
I was super useless this weekend because I thought it was useless to work for something for a single month because I'd be 100% on PWK eventually.
13:24
@AviD I think that had another name. pokes wikipedia
I might go get my old TCP/IP book from school and give it a read.
A tigon /ˈtaɪɡən/ or tiglon /ˈtaɪɡlən/ is a hybrid cross between a male tiger (Panthera tigris) and a female lion (Panthera leo). Thus, it has parents with the same genus but of different species. The tigon is not currently as common as the converse hybrid, the liger; however, in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, Gerald Iles wrote that he had been able to obtain three tigons, but he had never seen a liger. The tigon's genome includes genetic components of both parents. Tigons can exhibit visible characteristics from both parents: they can have both spots from the mother (lions carry genes...
Ladies and gentlemen - @Arperum, our expert on inter-species dating.
The liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion (Panthera leo) and a tigress (Panthera tigris). Thus, it has parents with the same genus but of different species. It is distinct from the similar hybrid tigon. It is the largest of all known extant felines. Ligers enjoy swimming, which is a characteristic of tigers, and are very sociable like lions. Ligers exist only in captivity because the habitats of the parental species do not overlap in the wild. Historically, when the Asiatic lion was prolific, the territories of lions and tigers did overlap and there are legends of ligers existing in the wild...
@Simon you are going to Prestwick airport? (that's PWK, isn't it?)
13:33
@RoryAlsop pls Penetration Testing With Kali.
Oh, I think that's cute that you have a pet name for her
;-P
@DavidFreitag I'll kill you with a spork
@RoryAlsop O PLS RORO
@RoryAlsop lulz
@RoryAlsop @Simon is taking @kalina to Prestwick?
13:35
@MarkBuffalo the most random of deaths
@AviD worst.euphemism.ever
@RoryAlsop Can't visit that website
@MarkBuffalo pfft
@MarkBuffalo lol
13:36
where is Prestwick?
do I get a choice as to whether I want to take part in penetration testing?
@kalina i should hope so
-.-
well you know men, sometimes they think they're in control
@kalina When a woman says no, she isn't ready to hack. No means no!
@kalina west coast of Scotland
13:39
good job @MarkBuffalo, now you've just permanently made "hack" a euphemism for "fuck"
wait, it wasn't already?
@kalina The NSA keeps hacking me.
@RoryAlsop seriously who would willingly go someplace that cold
@kalina it's actually in a nice wee micro-climate so usually a couple of degrees warmer than Glasgow
and not as wet
13:40
a "wee" micro-climate?
so it rains urine?
Yeah, um... in America "wee" means pee...
REVEALED YOUR HERITAGE IS, @kalina
silly Scotish, wee is for excrement.
W...hat?
@MarkBuffalo glad it doesn't here, I booked a hotel room the other day which called itself a "wee single"
@RоryMcCune hahaha
13:41
silly buffalo, knives aren't for kids
@RoryAlsop I'm staying in the Angel's share for the bankers night out, that's how they described the room
@RоryMcCune LOL
"no doubt the owner is a bonnie wee lass an all"
@RоryMcCune excellent
@RoryAlsop well my usual Hotel Indigo wasn't available and with a name like the Angel's Share it seemed ideal (I can always get a good whisky nightcap there!)
13:43
@RоryMcCune lol at banker's night out. Definitely another euphemism
@RоryMcCune A nightcap in 'murica is a hat that goes on your head while you're sleeping, to keep your hair from going crazy.
Old ladies with perms usually wear them
What is a nightcap in Scotland...?
@MarkBuffalo unsurprisingly in scotland a nightcap is alcohol :)
@MarkBuffalo ...it's also slang for a drink you goof
wtf stop making america seem like an alien landscape
you "cap off the night" with whisky
@Ohnana I didn't know this... but I don't drink.
Like I've never drank alcohol ever
13:47
pls
what a fantastic idea, gel bra inserts made out of methamphethamine
if only I had that idea
oh wait, I did
@Ohnana America is like an alien landscape
@RоryMcCune dont listen to @MarkBuffalo, its that in US too.
What?!
I am woefully unqualified to talk about alcohol
however I think that @MarkBuffalo is a little goody two shoes when it comes to anything even remotely intoxicating
@kalina how would that work?
13:49
I don't think the solution to self-control is abstinence.
@AviD for transporting through customs
it would obviously require additional steps to turn it into usable product afterwards
@kalina yeah, @MarkBuffalo wont touch the alcohol. Peyote only.
@kalina ahh, I thought you meant as a method of use
@AviD I don't think he'd ever touch any form of non-prescribed drug
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@kalina the shaman prescribed it.
13:50
nct
IM DYYING
@AviD ROFL * 2
@MarkBuffalo am I being racist enough here?
@MarkBuffalo Are you a white girl or something?
@AviD eezer goode, eezer goode, he's ebeneezer goode
naughty naughty very naughty
So, what did all of you nurdz do for Valentine's day?
13:51
got moist, got worked up, got cake
not a single euphemism
@Simon i also got cake
@kalina okay, that was pretty good star baiting
my partner made me his nana's chocolate cake :)
Aw, I didn't even get cake, the idea hasn't crossed my mind at all but I feel like I've missed on something.
@Simon celebrated an ancient murderous molesting bishop. Same as everybody else.
13:52
@RoryAlsop what, I got rained on, I got abused in the gym and then I ate cake
wot
ooh i should have cake for breakfast
@AviD I don't know. I have thick skin... and I don't get butt-hurt if people make jokes :p
@Simon Bought my wife some rice... and we cooked dinner together
@MarkBuffalo I just feel like we havent picked on you enough lately. ;-)
@MarkBuffalo that's a lot of thick skin you have on your butt
13:53
@kalina That's called cellulite.
@Simon oh, ymean history?
@MarkBuffalo ew
let's not talk about cellulite or else we'll have to bring up @Simon's mom
@Simon I got maltesers and prosecco, and caipirinhas, and enchiladas...
@RoryAlsop Where are the donuts?
13:56
@RoryAlsop need to get dem chimichangas!!
Oh yay board meeting this morning
@RoryAlsop I understood some of those words
@DavidFreitag If you get to the whiteboard, draw something that turns out to be a ween pls
make sure you take your board
13:58
@Simon No whiteboard
aw :(
@kalina This is actually true. I struggle even to take prescribed drugs, so most of the time, I will decline them... unless it's something like an antibiotic
Although I will have a pad of paper with which I can draw penises on while my brain leaks out of my ears
@AviD wut

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