The DMZ

TildalWave

13:00

quotes ... :)))

... and not making sense :P

kalina

now I just gotta realign this keyboard layout with the keyboard layout imprinted into my face

and then fall asleep again

or I could just... move the surface

Rоry McCune

@kalina and then you though, what a nice bunch of people spread all over the world, I should follow the advice of Bobby McFerrin

kalina

no

Rоry McCune

@kalina yes

Simon

o no I gotta boot the ESX server on my desk

rip ears

kalina

13:02

the minor happiness from more than 3 hours of battery life is nothing in comparison to the overwhelming sadness and despair I contain

Rоry McCune

Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy

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kalina

no

that makes me thinks of bees

Rоry McCune

Ohnana

why

Simon

morning ohnuhnuh

Rоry McCune

13:04

@Ohnana @kalina was thinking of bees

kalina

I think it was a futurama episode

Ohnana

oh okay. ಠ_ಠ

@DavidFreitag Ohhhh shit that makes more sense... son of a bitch

kalina

another person that doesn't respond but instead just pings

Rоry McCune

@kalina inorite, how annoying is that

it's probably an #Octohipster affectation

Simon

/r/replyingmasterrace

kalina

13:08

nobody reddit

just like everything else you type

Simon

You wanna wrestle?

kalina

that's so wrong

you want to overpower me with physical strength so I'm forced to fight dirty?

Rоry McCune

@Simon is that a euphemism?

kalina

what

Rоry McCune

uh huh

Simon

13:10

o pls I did not read it

Rоry McCune

@Simon yeah you did

kalina

read what?

there was nothing to read

Simon

I DID NOT

Rоry McCune

of course not

Ohnana

@kalina i was replying to something in the transcript

kalina

13:11

@Ohnana that's not an excuse

only a true casual would allow that to slip through

Ohnana

i don't need an excuse

kalina

it's more than possible to reply to the exact message

Mark Buffalo

@AviD So we contacted Checkmarx...

We were waiting for a demo, and put time aside for it

They stood us up

Rоry McCune

@MarkBuffalo really... oh dear. was it @AviD running it?

Simon

get rekt

Mark Buffalo

13:12

They'd rather come out in person first... but we can't authorize that very easily

Rоry McCune

hey @AviD you standing up potential customers again

Simon

"we"

Mark Buffalo

We can only report findings and work with certain management to convince them a product is better

Which I told them from the beginning

Simon

Look at my destination host, my destination host is unreachable, aw yuh.

Mark Buffalo

@RоryMcCune Avi wasn't there, as far as I can tell

Ohnana

13:33

underhanded-c.org/#nan

this contest is insane

Simon

You're insane.

Rоry McCune

Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official Video)

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Simon

jeezus roro where do you find this stuff?

Rоry McCune

@Simon my memory

Simon

poor roro filling up his memory and keeping the address to access this useless stuff

Rоry McCune

13:45

@Simon music tends to stick more than other stuff

I tend to only retain pointers though so it doesn't chew too much space

Simon

pls don't call that music

Rоry McCune

@Simon you're not a fan of Cypress hill

Simon

He looks like a mong.

Even more than Markus.

Rоry McCune

Cypress Hill - Jump Around

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you should listen to the music before you dismiss it

Simon

That one is good for 10 seconds.

Ohnana

13:49

@RоryMcCune wtf

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana whaat?

Matthew

Wow...

-2

Q: how to hack password of admin panel magento website?

i try to take down this web but desn t work. please tell me how to hack this site :http://www.nonecg.com/admin. The problem i don t know to hack. I want to hack. crack. and fuck.

Simon

and fuck

Ohnana

@Matthew AND FUCK!!!!

Matthew

I think possibly they aren't old enough to do that legally...

Rоry McCune

13:51

good call

Oldskool

@Matthew LOL, some people...

It surprises me that the question still hasn't gotten enough close votes though.

Ohnana

might not be enough people on the queues

Thomas Pornin

@Oldskool It is an artistic marvel in its own right. People are reluctant to break it.

Oldskool

@ThomasPornin LOL

Ohnana

there we go, it just got kicked over

Simon

14:02

@Oldskool You wanna wrestle, new guy?

Ohnana

@Simon their top tag is PHP

you might wanna check yourself before you wreck yourself

Oldskool

@Simon Wrestle over what? :)

Rоry McCune

@Simon dude, given your earlier euphemistic use of that term, you may want to be careful about who you offer to "wrestle" with

Simon

@Ohnana I'M NOT A GOD DAMN PHP ADVOCATE LEAVE ME ALONE

@Oldskool Over stuff.

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune if you want something, you might as well ask for it

Oldskool

14:04

@Simon That's always a good reason to brawl.

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana well I'd have thought so, but him and kalina keep dancing round the issue,

Ohnana

lol

Simon

@Oldskool Yeah, we can just think of a reason afterwards.

Oldskool

@Simon That's right.... so come at me, brah!

Simon

I bet I can find a reason really quick: you're a nurd who lives in NL and I bet you don't even attend music shows.

Oldskool

14:05

@Simon WRONG!

Well, partly... ;-)

Simon

@Oldskool Don't try to deny it, nurd.

Oldskool

@Simon I'm not denying I'm a nerd... in fact I take pride over that!

Journeyman Geek

I fart in your general direction, and your mother wears elderberries. And you smell of army boots. Or something.

Simon

@Oldskool See, that itself is a good reason to wrestle.

Journeyman Geek

@Matthew clearly he is 12 and what is this.

Mark Buffalo

14:07

@Ohnana I remember this. It's awesome

Ohnana

@JourneymanGeek that's a reference from before i started using the internet

like damn son

Simon

@Ohnana Damn, you're young ohnuhnuh.

Journeyman Geek

Does it date back to the elder Rory? ;p

Ohnana

@JourneymanGeek no, he predates the formation of silicon by a bit...

Simon

@Ohnana By a bit? More like by a thousand years.

Mark Buffalo

14:13

@Oldskool Looks like we have a nurd here

Rory Alsop

@kalina hahaha - I just got that

Thomas Pornin

@Ohnana Silicon on Earth predates the formation of the Sun, so we are talking 5 billion years or so.

Simon

Look at pornu being clever again.

Ohnana

@ThomasPornin !! i.imgur.com/utzTCyo.png

actually, wait. is the simpsons aired in canada?

Simon

@Ohnana ..............

DO YOU THINK WE'RE ISOLATED FROM THE REST OF THE HUMANITY?

Rоry McCune

14:17

@Simon yeah , you've never seen firefly

Matthew

@Ohnana Except the episode where they move to Canada. That's a secret...

Ohnana

@Simon it's a pretty american show...

Simon

It's even dubbed by known local artists from Québec.

Ohnana

oh, fair enough

Matthew

@Simon I've seen Ice Road Truckers. Clearly, you are crazy people, living in the middle of death zones!

Thomas Pornin

14:17

@Simon When Bart talks I don't understand a word.

Simon

@ThomasPornin HAHAHAHA

Ohnana

oh that's so unfortunate

he's got some really funny dialogue

Thomas Pornin

There is also a French translation -- for France, not Québec.

Adi

Man.. Jihadi Metal genre should really become a thing

Journeyman Geek

...

Matthew

14:19

@Adi Would make sense. There is Christian Rock, after all

Journeyman Geek

You mean Jihadi death metal...

Adi

The lyrics are already there.. about devils, apocalypse, death, etc.

Journeyman Geek

complete with treatening growls.

Simon

@ThomasPornin Are you having a hard time to understand Acadians?

Adi

This is a semi-decent attempt, but still needs improvements

My Ummah, Dawn Has Appeared (METAL v2.0)

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Rоry McCune

14:20

Awaiting the sign of the horns, blasphemous northern rites, mysticism touched, pentagrams burning. https://t.co/p0aXbZ8n6R

Tweeted by evilbmcats on February 3, 2016 at 1:17 PM

Adi

@Matthew No no.. this shouldn't be Islamic meta/rock. That would be too depressing

Journeyman Geek

That's roughly the second strangest music video...

Adi

@JourneymanGeek More like music imageo

Thomas Pornin

@Simon No. I can understand Acadieman just fine, for instance. It is only the Québec dubbing of Bart Simpson.

Journeyman Geek

true

but the three guys with beer...

Adi

14:21

@JourneymanGeek Well... it's word play

Journeyman Geek

and the reason its only the second strangest is that its a static image

Simon

@ThomasPornin Interesting.

Adi

@JourneymanGeek You know the Allahu Akbar thing is called Takbeer

So.. takbeer.. take beer

You know?

Journeyman Geek

._.

No, but I entirely approve of the pun.

Matthew

@JourneymanGeek Have you ever watched J-Pop music videos? They have a very strict formula. You need a group of 16-25 year old girls, and to teach them one dance, where they all face the front. Then you film it against multiple backgrounds, with them wearing distinct outfits in each. Then you intercut these, introducing one background/outfit about halfway through the song.

Ohnana

14:22

oh no philly is hosting the DNC this year

Journeyman Geek

RUSSKAJA - Energia | Napalm Records

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Ohnana

kill me nao

Mark Buffalo

note to NSA: I am not part of this jihading stuff

Journeyman Geek

@Matthew STOP STARING AT MY SCREEN ;p

Ohnana

news.vice.com/article/…

Matthew

14:23

@JourneymanGeek Can't... Hypnotic...

Adi

@JourneymanGeek I like!

Simon

@JourneymanGeek Is that a challenge?

Journeyman Geek

(right now my youtube playlist is jpop, goth and symphonic metal... and the muppets)

Simon

Techno videos can be damn creepy.

Mark Buffalo

@Matthew Jpop/Kpop can be funny.

Journeyman Geek

14:25

@Matthew youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw kinda like this?

Oldskool

@MarkBuffalo I'm afraid so ;-)

Journeyman Geek

lol

I'm a geek ._.

Totally not the same thing

Matthew

@JourneymanGeek No, that is far more interesting than most! You have different camera angles and so on!

Simon

Nurdz who label themselves as geeks should be punished.

Brutally.

Journeyman Geek

ahem

Simon

14:27

"pls son am no nurd am a geek"

Ohnana

@Simon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Simon

ô_ô

Hey @ThomasPornin, are you using azerty?

Mark Buffalo

@Oldskool Don't let @Simon fool you. We are all insufferable nerds.

kalina

speak for yourself

I'm not even remotely nerdy

Xander

@kalina Guilty by association.

kalina

14:29

I'm not associated with any of you

Rоry McCune

@kalina p.l.s.

Mark Buffalo

pls, you're one of us

Simon

@kalina pls proceed to tell us how "geeky" you are.

So I can brutally punished both you and Journeymong.

Journeyman Geek

@Simon now now, keep your fantasies to yourself

kalina

I'm not geeky at all

sometimes I require assistance turning on my hard drive box

Simon

14:36

@kalina Are you denying many things about you?

@kalina That's because you're lazy and like to use men as slaves.

Mark Buffalo

@kalina Is that a euphemism?

kalina

the thing that does all the computery stuff that sits on the floor

that makes noise when i play games

like angry birds

Steve DL

security.stackexchange.com/questions/112563/… was this migrated or did it really attract this many readers?

Simon

@SteveDL Does it say migrated?

NO IT DOESN'T STEVE SO IT WASN'T MIGRATED.

kalina

u r so mean

Simon

14:38

You'd all walk in a damn straight line if I were a mod.

Ohnana

@SteveDL that was on the super collider

so yeah i think it needed the protect lol

Steve DL

@Simon does it say you're a moron? NO IT DOESN'T BUT GUESS WHAT SOMETIMES IT'S NOT WRITTEN ON YOUR FOREHEAD AND OTHER PEOPLE ONLY GET TO REALISE IT LATER :-(

Simon

@SteveDL Bahahaha.

That escalated quickly.

Steve DL

I love you too.

Simon

<3

kalina

14:39

get a room

Steve DL

Please no.

kalina

so you can spray your ick all over each other without innocent bystanders getting icked

Simon

"Actions
start a new room with this user"

Ohnana

@kalina good lord it's not a firehose

more a squirt gun

Simon

With a tiny reservoir.

Thomas Pornin

14:40

@Simon No. I have been configuring my keyboards in US-qwerty since 1994.

Simon

@ThomasPornin Have you been living here since 94?

Thomas Pornin

@Simon No. I went to Canada in 2007.

Simon

o

That still doesn't kill the theory of you meeting your wife when she was a zoo keeper though.

Thomas Pornin

In the azerty layout, some characters (\, [, ], {, }...) are accessible only with the ignominous AltGr key. Azerty is hostile to C or LaTeX.

Simon

Ah, I see.

Journeyman Geek

14:43

I was under the impression Azerty was just hostile

kalina

multiple european keyboard layouts are harsh towards programming

iirc swedish layout has { } on keys that require two modifiers or alt gr

Rоry McCune

The really annoying one I've found is UK Macbooks which make # hard to type

I bet @Ohnana would hate those keyboards

Ohnana

@RоryMcCune you and your stupid heavy currency

Matthew

@RоryMcCune Alt-3?

M'vy

@kalina French keyboard too

Rоry McCune

14:47

@Matthew a fact that they handily don't bother printing on the keyboard

Matthew

@RоryMcCune I'm kind of surprised they still print letters, actually... They usually tend towards minimalism

Xander

@kalina How do you know this? I suspect that it may because...you are a nerd.

Simon

^ fkin rekt

kalina

@Xander or I have previously lived in sweden

or I have previously dated a swedish guy

or I have previously used a swedish keyboard

Simon

All of the above would make you a nurd anyway.

kalina

14:51

no

Simon

Yes.

kalina

dating a swede doesn't make you a nerd

living in sweden doesn't make you a nerd either

using a swedish keyboard also doesn't make you a nerd

Simon

Yes.

Sweden is known to be the ultimate nurd country.

kalina

chatting with you today is actually tiresome

I guess I will just stop doing it

Rоry McCune

@kalina contemplating the effects of said keyboard on programming tho....

Ohnana

14:52

> today

Simon

@kalina You might wanna get that checked.

OHNUHNUH PLS

Rоry McCune

@Ohnana that's what I was going to say!

kalina

ignore feature works

Ohnana

the CDC released guidelines amounting to "hey, unless you're confident you're not pregnant, you should avoid alcohol" and everyone is flipping the fuck out

like, is that not common sense? am i missing something?

Mark Buffalo

@Ohnana This is common sense...

My friend's mom drank to the point where her baby was severely deformed. He died at 9 from severe FAS... and she kept drinking anyway.

kalina

14:53

clear gender discrimination

Ohnana

@MarkBuffalo okay, twatter is just twattering away

Matthew

@Ohnana Maybe they think it's a scam by the pregnancy test makers

Mark Buffalo

She drank through all of her pregnancies and then sought pity for the damage she caused

This pisses me off

Ohnana

@Matthew idk man. and i know the USA has strict medical recommendations for alcohol while pregnant. but seriously, if you might be pregnant and want to keep a hypothetical child, put the bottle dooown

Thomas Pornin

@kalina Why so ? When I drink alcohol, I do so only because I am confident I am not pregnant.

8

Mark Buffalo

14:56

@Ohnana Yep

kalina

@ThomasPornin -.-

Mark Buffalo

And alcohol causes damage before you know you're pregnant...

Ohnana

@ThomasPornin are you sure?

are you really sure?

Matthew

@Ohnana Makes perfect sense to me. I'm not the best person to ask though, as it's been nearly 10 years since last had any alcohol

Thomas Pornin

@Ohnana I am totally positive. I spawn by infecting minds, not by biological growth.

Matthew

14:57

But the last time I took a pregnancy test, it was negative

kalina

alcohol is bad for you except when it's good for you

2

like lastnight, alcohol induced sleepings

@Matthew yeah me too

Mark Buffalo

I would dispute that it is really a browser! It's a piece of malware which has a whole bunch of other dodgy features - they've essentially written their own non-standard conforming browser... — Matthew 1 hour ago

^ regarding the Comodo "browser"

Lucas Kauffman

@MarkBuffalo or you get someone else pregnant

Mark Buffalo

@ThomasPornin Ideological Infection

@LucasKauffman Yea

Matthew

@MarkBuffalo I stand by that. Chromodo is not a browser. It's a festering pile of malware

Mark Buffalo

15:03

Agreed.

Getting really sick of all the Snake Oil salesmen in the security field

Lucas Kauffman

@MarkBuffalo pssssst you want to buy security? I make you a good price!

6

Mark Buffalo

@LucasKauffman I just pictured you in a dark alley with a trench coat that has "security" products hanging from it :(

Iszi

@AviD For what, my grave site following the Bear mauling?

Ohnana

@Iszi lol

pornin is a gentleman

he'd give you flowers then maul you

Mark Buffalo

And then maul the flowers.

Journeyman Geek

15:08

then maul the grave

Mark Buffalo

I suppose now is a bad time to mention the bear rug on my living room floor

2

Simon

@Ohnana Did I ever tell you the story about how he met his wife? Because you pretty much just described it, if you know what I mean.

Ohnana

@Simon ayyyy lmao

Lucas Kauffman

theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/02/…

fucked up

AviD

@MarkBuffalo waah. Why on earth would they do that??

could it have been a simple timezone mistake? did they at least get in touch to apologize?

@Iszi yes exactly

Simon

15:16

o no not him

not the almighty ovid

Mark Buffalo

@AviD Yeah, like an hour and a half before our scheduled time... they emailed us and said they want to come out in person

AviD

heh.

damn salesmen.

Mark Buffalo

...I can't authorize an in-person visit. I can only type up a finding to management and report the inefficiencies of our shit vs. their shit

AviD

who were you in touch with?

Mark Buffalo

Some guy named Josh

AviD

15:18

dont think I know him

Mark Buffalo

and Wally

But Josh cancelled

Simon

WALL-E

Lucas Kauffman

@AviD take care of Josh would you, accidents happen,...

Steve DL

security.stackexchange.com/questions/112786/… @Matthew I would +2 your answer but I can't.

Lucas Kauffman

Eddy Wally - "Wow" (For use in montage parodies, etc.)

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Mark Buffalo

15:19

lol.

AviD

@MarkBuffalo hmm is that Weiss or Clark?

actually I dont know either one.

But I would blame the solutions architect.

Simon

@SteveDL Once we're done in our room, want me to leave to make some space for Matthew?

Mark Buffalo

@AviD W.

Steve DL

@Simon I have not yet entered any room with you. Would advise checking that you're not alone with a mantis. Can be dangerous.

Matthew

@SteveDL Thank you - it's one of those "this would be security theatre" responses, essentially

Steve DL

15:25

Mhm

Mark Buffalo

@AviD I was upset because I was really looking forward to getting this done before the next release cycle starts, when I won't have time to work on this.

Iszi

@AviD @RoryAlsop @JeffFerland @schroeder Could one of you guys have a look at this dude? He posted three answers to the recent "security by obscurity" discussion, none of which seem to directly be addressing the question. security.stackexchange.com/users/69224/jonathanhayward

Simon

"Jonathan Hayward is a recovering geek"

ANOTHER ONE, PURGEEEEE!

M'vy

> and is considered to be in the profoundly gifted range.

> He is presently learning Node and Russian.

^ simultaneously ?

Journeyman Geek

I assume so

Simon

15:36

Node makes no sense in English so I assume that a Russian translation might actually make it more understandable.

Matthew

Apparently his full bio is interesting. Seems unlikely. Most aren't...

Journeyman Geek

Also his ~~website~~ full bio is profoundly boring, since its a 404...

Simon

@JourneymanGeek LOL

Journeyman Geek

Here's the story of my life. Not found.

Mark Buffalo

2

Q: Do technical advice sites often link to malware?

Suppose you get an error on your PC that shows up randomly, then you do a search on the internet for the error to find out how to fix it. Typically, you will get some sites that offer a solution, but some of those sites seem a bit sketchy, especially when they say to download this registry scrip...

malware defense internet user-education

this guy is answering his own question. seems odd

Ohnana

15:42

@MarkBuffalo that's an accepted thing

Mark Buffalo

Yeah, but he's answering his question within his question

Usually people answer their own question by posting an answer

Ohnana

oh. that's weird

@M'vy wow no one cares about that

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo That's a VtC even if he did post the answer separately.

M'vy

@Ohnana ikr

Mark Buffalo

Yeah, I VTC'd it

Ohnana

15:50

@JourneymanGeek also his server is running a vulnerable apache LOL

Mark Buffalo

@Iszi uhm. Someone loves himself?

Iszi

@MarkBuffalo Well, yeah. But he should really ease up. Going through lube at that rate has to be expensive.

Mark Buffalo

That's actually very cringe-worthy :/

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